Captain Quinoa
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My kids were super-advanced in every way as infants/toddlers but I'm slowly bringing them down to my level.
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My daughter ordered a hamburger on her own the other night at a local burger place. After her hot dog, she decided she wanted a hamburger. Told me to stay at the table, walked up to the counter, and told the lady that she wanted a "hangurber." She did have to come back to get my credit card, but she did a good job. I don't think I ever ordered any food when I was 2.5. Like Frosty's first kid, she yammers non-stop.
Of course, she never ate it. So we took it home and I had it for lunch the next day.
Of course, she never ate it. So we took it home and I had it for lunch the next day.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
My daughter ordered a hamburger on her own the other night at a local burger place. After her hot dog, she decided she wanted a hamburger. Told me to stay at the table, walked up to the counter, and told the lady that she wanted a "hangurber." She did have to come back to get my credit card, but she did a good job. I don't think I ever ordered any food when I was 2.5. Like Frosty's first kid, she yammers non-stop. Of course, she never ate it. So we took it home and I had it for lunch the next day.
Pretty sure if I had tried to order extra food as a kid (at any age) my mom would have thought I was crazy. She thought the The Great Depression lasted up until the 1990s.
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
What Im feeling and the Over (41.5)
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
lol
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
NiceMy daughter ordered a hamburger on her own the other night at a local burger place. After her hot dog, she decided she wanted a hamburger. Told me to stay at the table, walked up to the counter, and told the lady that she wanted a "hangurber." She did have to come back to get my credit card, but she did a good job. I don't think I ever ordered any food when I was 2.5. Like Frosty's first kid, she yammers non-stop. Of course, she never ate it. So we took it home and I had it for lunch the next day.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Oh...Wife and I were Xmas shopping yesterday and the question of what to buy this kid came up. My wife wanted to text my niece and ask. I told her "No, I'm his uncle. It is my duty to try to give him balance.". I bought him an age-appropriate RC motorcycle. I also wanted to get him something sports and/or violence related but the wife wanted to get him some clothes so we compromised. I picked out a cool retro=looking Spiderman hoodie and a Star Wars t-shirt/thermal thing.Sometimes my wife is worse than I am. And by "worse" I mean funnier.I have a great-nephew (yeah, I'm old). He's my oldest brother's daughter's kid. We'll call him Jake. Love the kid to death but between my mom, my niece, and all of the rest of this kid's grandparents he's a little nancy-boy. He's my mother's only great grandchild she babys the hell out of him. Unfortunately she watches him about 4 days a week while my niece works/goes to school. The kid is 4 1/2 and my mom still calls him "Baby-Jake". Perfect example: This Summer we were all at a family get-together and hanging out by the pool. Jake was walking towards the shallow end of the pool. My son and I were standing less than 10 feet from him. He's not even 3 feet from the edge of the pool (and wearing a floaty-vest) and my mom says "Jake, stop!" I tell her "Mom, he's fine. We're right here". Not to mention the kid won't go in the water unless he's clinging to someone. Then I said "What's the worst that will happen? He'll fall into the pool and I'll yank him out in 5 seconds."My mom replies with "But I don't want him to get scared!". Anyway, this whole thing really bugs my wife. She can't stand how this kid is being coddled, spoiled, babied, etc.Tonight we were talking about how "odd" he looked in a video someone posted of his pre-school Christmas pageant.My wife was going on about how she's losing hope for the kid. She's talking about how he's going to get picked on a lot when he gets to grade school. Then she drops this."And I hope they don't try to 'butch him up' by putting him in karate or something. That never works. All you end up with is a little f[rhymes with maggot] that knows karate."
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
"Boss? There's a little girl up here that says she wants the bad guy from 'Die Hard'..."
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Why the over? I think both offenses are pretty bad......
Bogart
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belljr
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So "manning" him up you bought him some nerdy Comic book clothes.....Poor kid definitely has no chanceOh...Wife and I were Xmas shopping yesterday and the question of what to buy this kid came up. My wife wanted to text my niece and ask. I told her "No, I'm his uncle. It is my duty to try to give him balance.". I bought him an age-appropriate RC motorcycle. I also wanted to get him something sports and/or violence related but the wife wanted to get him some clothes so we compromised. I picked out a cool retro=looking Spiderman hoodie and a Star Wars t-shirt/thermal thing.Sometimes my wife is worse than I am. And by "worse" I mean funnier.I have a great-nephew (yeah, I'm old). He's my oldest brother's daughter's kid. We'll call him Jake. Love the kid to death but between my mom, my niece, and all of the rest of this kid's grandparents he's a little nancy-boy. He's my mother's only great grandchild she babys the hell out of him. Unfortunately she watches him about 4 days a week while my niece works/goes to school. The kid is 4 1/2 and my mom still calls him "Baby-Jake". Perfect example: This Summer we were all at a family get-together and hanging out by the pool. Jake was walking towards the shallow end of the pool. My son and I were standing less than 10 feet from him. He's not even 3 feet from the edge of the pool (and wearing a floaty-vest) and my mom says "Jake, stop!" I tell her "Mom, he's fine. We're right here". Not to mention the kid won't go in the water unless he's clinging to someone. Then I said "What's the worst that will happen? He'll fall into the pool and I'll yank him out in 5 seconds."My mom replies with "But I don't want him to get scared!". Anyway, this whole thing really bugs my wife. She can't stand how this kid is being coddled, spoiled, babied, etc.Tonight we were talking about how "odd" he looked in a video someone posted of his pre-school Christmas pageant.My wife was going on about how she's losing hope for the kid. She's talking about how he's going to get picked on a lot when he gets to grade school. Then she drops this."And I hope they don't try to 'butch him up' by putting him in karate or something. That never works. All you end up with is a little f[rhymes with maggot] that knows karate."
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I think, like all of us, he just wants this awful game to be over
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
Both offense have been stagnant but both defenses are vulnerable. I feel like we could see some turnovers in this one that lead to easy points. I suspect with Locker in that the Titans will take some shots down field. Only fear is that this turns into a turnover/ground & pound game. Line on SB just came down from Titans -1.5 / 41.5 to even/41
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
This cracks me up:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My linkOh...Sometimes my wife is worse than I am. And by "worse" I mean funnier.
I have a great-nephew (yeah, I'm old). He's my oldest brother's daughter's kid. We'll call him Jake. Love the kid to death but between my mom, my niece, and all of the rest of this kid's grandparents he's a little nancy-boy.
He's my mother's only great grandchild she babys the hell out of him. Unfortunately she watches him about 4 days a week while my niece works/goes to school. The kid is 4 1/2 and my mom still calls him "Baby-Jake".
Perfect example: This Summer we were all at a family get-together and hanging out by the pool. Jake was walking towards the shallow end of the pool. My son and I were standing less than 10 feet from him. He's not even 3 feet from the edge of the pool (and wearing a floaty-vest) and my mom says "Jake, stop!"
I tell her "Mom, he's fine. We're right here". Not to mention the kid won't go in the water unless he's clinging to someone. Then I said "What's the worst that will happen? He'll fall into the pool and I'll yank him out in 5 seconds."
My mom replies with "But I don't want him to get scared!".
Anyway, this whole thing really bugs my wife. She can't stand how this kid is being coddled, spoiled, babied, etc.
Tonight we were talking about how "odd" he looked in a video someone posted of his pre-school Christmas pageant.
My wife was going on about how she's losing hope for the kid. She's talking about how he's going to get picked on a lot when he gets to grade school. Then she drops this.
"And I hope they don't try to 'butch him up' by putting him in karate or something. That never works. All you end up with is a little f[rhymes with maggot] that knows karate."
Wife and I were Xmas shopping yesterday and the question of what to buy this kid came up. My wife wanted to text my niece and ask. I told her "No, I'm his uncle. It is my duty to try to give him balance.". I bought him an age-appropriate RC motorcycle. I also wanted to get him something sports and/or violence related but the wife wanted to get him some clothes so we compromised. I picked out a cool retro=looking Spiderman hoodie and a Star Wars t-shirt/thermal thing.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I see your point. Hey, it's better than the clothes he's normally put in. Puppies and firetrucks and stuff.So "manning" him up you bought him some nerdy Comic book clothes.....Poor kid definitely has no chanceOh...Wife and I were Xmas shopping yesterday and the question of what to buy this kid came up. My wife wanted to text my niece and ask. I told her "No, I'm his uncle. It is my duty to try to give him balance.". I bought him an age-appropriate RC motorcycle. I also wanted to get him something sports and/or violence related but the wife wanted to get him some clothes so we compromised. I picked out a cool retro=looking Spiderman hoodie and a Star Wars t-shirt/thermal thing.Sometimes my wife is worse than I am. And by "worse" I mean funnier.I have a great-nephew (yeah, I'm old). He's my oldest brother's daughter's kid. We'll call him Jake. Love the kid to death but between my mom, my niece, and all of the rest of this kid's grandparents he's a little nancy-boy. He's my mother's only great grandchild she babys the hell out of him. Unfortunately she watches him about 4 days a week while my niece works/goes to school. The kid is 4 1/2 and my mom still calls him "Baby-Jake". Perfect example: This Summer we were all at a family get-together and hanging out by the pool. Jake was walking towards the shallow end of the pool. My son and I were standing less than 10 feet from him. He's not even 3 feet from the edge of the pool (and wearing a floaty-vest) and my mom says "Jake, stop!" I tell her "Mom, he's fine. We're right here". Not to mention the kid won't go in the water unless he's clinging to someone. Then I said "What's the worst that will happen? He'll fall into the pool and I'll yank him out in 5 seconds."My mom replies with "But I don't want him to get scared!". Anyway, this whole thing really bugs my wife. She can't stand how this kid is being coddled, spoiled, babied, etc.Tonight we were talking about how "odd" he looked in a video someone posted of his pre-school Christmas pageant.My wife was going on about how she's losing hope for the kid. She's talking about how he's going to get picked on a lot when he gets to grade school. Then she drops this."And I hope they don't try to 'butch him up' by putting him in karate or something. That never works. All you end up with is a little f[rhymes with maggot] that knows karate."
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
belljr
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phishphan
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Ultra gay seal =
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
(Asian Dawn?)
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Asian Dawn? The one that rhymes with Don?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I have to confess that I don't think I've ever seen Die Hard all the way through. Not that great if you ask me.
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
SofaKings
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Hangurber will get him for that.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
My favorite Christmas movie. I watch it every year along side "A Christmas Story" and "Christmas Vacation".
Notorious T.R.E.
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Oh man, great idea. Going to try to slip this one in this year.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Those aren't very good either.
What's the point of Nebraska?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
To grow food for you city-slickers.
Notorious T.R.E.
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wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Well, the songs on Nebraska deal with ordinary, blue collar characters who face a challenge or a turning point in their lives. Unlike Springsteen's previous albums, very little salvation and grace is present within the songs on the album. However, Nebraska remains one of the most highly-regarded albums in his catalogue.Take it for what it's worth.
Why is every McDonalds packed here then?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You're on the highway/interstate, right?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Fats love them some McNuggets.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
My dog likes to run full-speed into the house after being outside for a while. I just let her in, and the ground is really wet as it has rained for most of the day, and she was really flying this time, and when she went to make the turn toward my office, she skidded across the wood floor and slammed head first into the wall at full speed. I freaked out a little, went to see if she's okay, and it's like nothing happened. She's wagging her tail and looking up at me, hoping I'll give her more food.
heckmanm
Footballguy
When, oh WHEN will people learn to have a camera running when letting a wet dog in onto a wood floor?:shakeshead:
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Thanks!That was really good. Great rainy day music.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I sharted today at work. Went to the bathroom, cleaned up, tossed the drawers in the trash.
I told my wife, she asks me: "Where are your underwear?" I said, I threw them in the garbage.
She's like "WHY??? Why wouldn't you just roll them up and put them in your pocket?"
I told my wife, she asks me: "Where are your underwear?" I said, I threw them in the garbage.
She's like "WHY??? Why wouldn't you just roll them up and put them in your pocket?"
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mr. furley
Footballguy
first baby seems to start earlier. ours was full of words, sentences even, by 18 months. second one was slower.. lots of jibberish until around 2. in the last month she has exploded with words, sentences, understanding commands, etc.every kid is different. i'd say around 1 you can expect the first "words" like "mama" and "dada" but for a long while it will be hard to understand and only parents will know what their kid is saying. it all starts to clear up by around 2 (generally) for most kids.eta: i imagine Trebaby has the same giant cranium as his father. more brain = more room for words.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
every kid is so different. some kids are natural introverts. some are more expressive. if the kid seems to get it in other ways, the language will come.
suggesting speech therapy for your nephew could be off-putting. but spending time with him reading books, or buying them books and such would be great. my
Drifter
Footballguy
Lots of misconceptions and anecdotal wisdom about speech delay. E ven kids who seem to "get it" will still benefit from early intervention with speech therapy. No offense, GB, but ignoring it and hoping with good intentions that one day things will just click is a bit misguided.every kid is so different. some kids are natural introverts. some are more expressive. if the kid seems to get it in other ways, the language will come.
suggesting speech therapy for your nephew could be off-putting. but spending time with him reading books, or buying them books and such would be great. my
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