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[Thorn]

Pop up card...... Yes! Loved it. Might get laid and in a fight tonight. Updates to come. Thorn tresses shirt, best gift ever.

I'm amazed i figured out how to post that on my phone in a bar while being drunker than Arthur Bach. Kind of amazed i even thought about posting at all.Went out with an old friendfriend who was home for the holidays, whenever she comes home we usually hangout and drink and fool around a little. Last night was no different. There was a group of 21 year old guys in the bar who seemed like it was their first night out drinking. One of them had on a Colts hat and an Andrew Luck jersey. He comes up to me at the bar and says something like "sup dude". I said "so Colts huh" and then he went on a rant about how Luck is the best qb in the league and the colts are gonna win the super bowl blah blah blah. I then said "so Colts huh". I go back to my table and super-colts-fan follows me. He starts yapping about the colts again and keeps patting me on the back as he talks and the girl i was with doesn't follow sports so she had no idea what he was talking about. Then he asks her if I'm her boyfriend and she says "he is for tonight". He laughs and then leans over to me and says "i can't believe you're gonna tap that ### tonight" So i lean over closer to him and say "actually, I'm thinking i might kick your ### first and then tap her ###". Did i mention i was really drunk?After Super-Colts-Fan got done flexing, his buddies came over and calmed him down and apologized. I bought shots for everyone and went back to my pursuit of poontang. We go back to my place and start fooling around on my couch. I hint about going upstairs and she's no we can't do that. We continue to fool around the couch and she is really getting in to it. My wandering hands manage to get down her pants and she is loving it, moaning, panting and squealing. She screamed "how are you doing that" and i screamed "how are we NOT effing right now". And then we moved upstairs. She tasted like a dolphin (i don't know what a dolphin tastes like, but I'm guessing it's wonderful) i was like a horny monkey that just escaped from the zoo. There we were, a dolphin and a monkey, making love like we were the last 2 creatures on the planet. After finishing (minutes later) i put on my new Reeses shirt that Santa Thorn sent me and i passed out.Now i feel incredibly sore and i might still be a little drunk. Vacation week has been great so far.#gusherpost #thornshirt #dolphinlovemaking#SuperColtsFan

welcome back GB

 

[Thorn]

Not sure what to think about this.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Not sure what to think about this.

Looking at the photo I have a question, where is his left hand?

 

[BigJohn]

Anyone have a good homemade macaroni and cheese recipe? We are having a late Christmas this weekend and need something to go with crock pot ham.Will answer yours.

Elbow macaroni - cookedMake a rue with flour and 1/2 stick of butter. Slowly add shredded mild cheddar and milk until amount of sauce and thickness is to your liking.Mix macaroni, sauce and 1 egg and put into casserole dish. Sprinkle with italian breadcrumbs and bake at 375 until top starts to brown. Usually about 25-30 minutes.

Thanks. I have tried this method before and ended up with a glop of stringy cheese and pasta, not a sauce. Will try it again.

Don't laugh, but there's a recipe in this month's Men's Health that sounds good. It's got panko bread crumbs, greek yogurt, and all types of other stuff. Check it out.You'll probably learn how to get a six pack too.

I will start reading that right after I finish all the real 6-packs I have in the garage.

Just make sure to make it a little runnier than you want it. After it sits, it will thicken, so you have to account for that.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Not sure what to think about this.

I finished

 

[Gadzooks]

Not sure what to think about this.

I finished

Twice

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I, too, would like to taste dolphin.

 

[cosjobs]

I, too, would like to taste dolphin.

You talking Porpillingus or Dolphellatio?

 

[cosjobs]

Giving our DVD collection to the local Film Society and I have been working all month entering about 2500 titles into a database and valuing the collection. A hell of a task, but it should serve the society very well and i am happy to do and take the deduction.

You can see the collection here. If anyone has any requests for coshole, lmk and I will have a copy for us.

 

[Guster]

I'm on page 8, just wanted to say thank you.

My link

 

[Guster]

I, too, would like to taste dolphin.

My link

 

[belljr]

For your enjoyment - deleting other thread

Daughter going into show business

I know the video is sideways

 

[Osaurus]

For your enjoyment - deleting other threadhttps://picasaweb.google.com/109155151455425057515/Openingact?authuser=0&authkey=Gv1sRgCP-b16yHkeuDjQE&feat=directlink#5826770119417676674

:rimshot:Literally

 

[heckmanm]

Belated Merry Christmas, GMTAN, in case I forgot to get one in ahead of time.

Congrats, Stu.

, Zooks

GM> Welcome to the Great Lakes. Lots of good beer made in Michigan.

 

[proninja]

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

 

[Osaurus]

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

They make some pretty good beers.

 

[Mr.Pack]

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

Spotted Cow

 

[urbanhack]

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

They make some pretty ####### awesome beers.

 

[bakes]

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

They make some pretty ####### awesome beers.

 

[charvik]

What gave rise to the young female dolphin's initial objection to going upstairs, before she was overcome by her Cetacean lust?

Pics?

Pisces?

 

[kevzilla]

Giving our DVD collection to the local Film Society and I have been working all month entering about 2500 titles into a database and valuing the collection. A hell of a task, but it should serve the society very well and i am happy to do and take the deduction.

You can see the collection here. If anyone has any requests for coshole, lmk and I will have a copy for us.

I can't imagine we'll sit still for a movie, but Blazing Saddles always works.

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

And hook this guy up with some Shiner, for crying out loud.

 

[proninja]

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

Spotted Cow

That, fat squirrel, and some of their fruit beerrs

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Finding out the gender for #2 tomorrow. Shtick ideas are welcome for the big sonogram.

 

[proninja]

The Salt Lick makes some good bbq

 

[Annyong]

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

Spotted Cow

That, fat squirrel, and some of their fruit beerrs

My company is based in Clinton, WI and I only make it up there once a year, and I always come back with a few cases of Spotted Cow. Havent tried the others yet.

 

[Annyong]

Finding out the gender for #2 tomorrow. Shtick ideas are welcome for the big sonogram.

Draw a huge wiener on it as soon as you see it.

 

[Guster]

Finding out the gender for #2 tomorrow. Shtick ideas are welcome for the big sonogram.

Draw a huge wiener on it as soon as you see it.

Have the tech give you a sonogram too just to confirm

 

[Annyong]

Finding out the gender for #2 tomorrow. Shtick ideas are welcome for the big sonogram.

Draw a huge wiener on it as soon as you see it.

Have the tech give you a sonogram too just to confirm

Draw a huge wiener on him too.

 

[mr. furley]

My company is based in Clinton, WI

puked there once

 

[bentley]

Giving our DVD collection to the local Film Society and I have been working all month entering about 2500 titles into a database and valuing the collection. A hell of a task, but it should serve the society very well and i am happy to do and take the deduction.

You can see the collection here. If anyone has any requests for coshole, lmk and I will have a copy for us.

I can't imagine we'll sit still for a movie, but Blazing Saddles always works.

The friend we came to visit in Texas hails from Wisconsin and just came back from a packer game a couple weeks ago, so I've been enjoying new glarus beer while I'm here

And hook this guy up with some Shiner, for crying out loud.

Kev > There are at least a half dozen good breweries in the area that can/bottle. Shiner is not one of them.ETA - Jester King, Austin Beerworks, St Arnold, Real Ale, Independence Brewing

 

[Bogart]

Might get laid and in a fight tonight.

Are you Lita Ford?

:slowclap:

 

[Annyong]

My company is based in Clinton, WI

puked there once

me too! :slapithigh: maybe it was Janesville? same thing i think.

 

[charvik]

Merry Christmas late to everyone here.

Merry X-Mas, which ironically would be Hannukhah (sp?)

 

[cosjobs]

I am only to the H's so a long way to go.

But I want to take a moment to thank Frosty for the Box O Films and YSR for the gargantuan secret santa box filled with endless treasures I will catalog later. But the very best gift she sent was a check to reserve her room for the coshole.

 

[Frostillicus]

I am only to the H's so a long way to go.But I want to take a moment to thank Frosty for the Box O Films and YSR for the gargantuan secret santa box filled with endless treasures I will catalog later. But the very best gift she sent was a check to reserve her room for the coshole.

Enjoy. Hopefully there's some good stuff in there.

 

[Guster]

I am only to the H's so a long way to go.

But I want to take a moment to thank Frosty for the Box O Films and YSR for the gargantuan secret santa box filled with endless treasures I will catalog later. But the very best gift she sent was a check to reserve her room for the coshole.

I still need to call you when you're not driving/out and about to give you my payment info!

 

[Tremendous Upside]

My Money is on Frosty

 

[cosjobs]

FYI, I am a thousand dvds into my valuation and my top 10 most valuable DVDs are:

Le Diner de Cons - $450

Four Days in September $200

The Chinese Feast $153

Demon Spies $105

Anthony Warior of God $99

Doble o Nada $90

Cenizas Del Paraiso $57

For Love of the Game (HDDVD) $55

Le Fabuleux $53

3 the Hard Way $53

The vast majority are worth $3-$7

 

[cosjobs]

I am only to the H's so a long way to go.But I want to take a moment to thank Frosty for the Box O Films and YSR for the gargantuan secret santa box filled with endless treasures I will catalog later. But the very best gift she sent was a check to reserve her room for the coshole.

Enjoy. Hopefully there's some good stuff in there.

THere definitely is. Most anticipated is Searching for Sugar Man

 

[General Malaise]

Belated Merry Christmas, GMTAN, in case I forgot to get one in ahead of time.

Congrats, Stu.

, Zooks

GM> Welcome to the Great Lakes. Lots of good beer made in Michigan.

Big fan of the Michigan craft beers. I drank so many of them last night I decided to smoke a cigar at midnight in the freezing cold and the snow. Needless to say I didn't finish it. Rochester Brewery for dinner tonight. Beers were pretty good, though I probably ordered two of their weaker offers. The lager was so-so, but the ESB was good. Most everybody else had the Red, which is probably their signature brew.

Downtown Rochester is pretty cool at night the way the city has blanketed the buildings in crimmus lights.

Tomorrow, we are going to the Henry Ford museum. I cannot describe in words how incredibly excited I am for this. Hope it doesn't disappoint. Ford was an American badasssss. After that, it is off to Dave & Busters. I am nearly 40 years old. I drink. A lot. And yet I have NEVER been to a Dave & Busters. Not real sure what goes on in there, but when I see their commercials during Bowl season, I think it looks like fun. Lots of hi-fives and smiles in the commercials, course they are laughing uproariously in Olive Garden commercials too, so...huh.

Just opened a Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale. My FIL stocked this house very well with good beers, but not sure I'm crazy about this one. It's too chocolatey.

Oh, anybody else catch that Duke/Cincy Bowl game? The gambling gods smiled upon some of us in that one.

Hmmmm, everybody is asleep now. wife, baby, sons, FIL, MIL, BIL...just realized they have Showtime here.

 

[Frostillicus]

My Money is on Frosty

 

[General Malaise]

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General Malaise,Gadzooks

OMG OMG OMG!!!

 

[Guster]

Belated Merry Christmas, GMTAN, in case I forgot to get one in ahead of time.

Congrats, Stu.

, Zooks

GM> Welcome to the Great Lakes. Lots of good beer made in Michigan.

Big fan of the Michigan craft beers. I drank so many of them last night I decided to smoke a cigar at midnight in the freezing cold and the snow. Needless to say I didn't finish it. Rochester Brewery for dinner tonight. Beers were pretty good, though I probably ordered two of their weaker offers. The lager was so-so, but the ESB was good. Most everybody else had the Red, which is probably their signature brew.

Downtown Rochester is pretty cool at night the way the city has blanketed the buildings in crimmus lights.

Tomorrow, we are going to the Henry Ford museum. I cannot describe in words how incredibly excited I am for this. Hope it doesn't disappoint. Ford was an American badasssss. After that, it is off to Dave & Busters. I am nearly 40 years old. I drink. A lot. And yet I have NEVER been to a Dave & Busters. Not real sure what goes on in there, but when I see their commercials during Bowl season, I think it looks like fun. Lots of hi-fives and smiles in the commercials, course they are laughing uproariously in Olive Garden commercials too, so...huh.

Just opened a Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale. My FIL stocked this house very well with good beers, but not sure I'm crazy about this one. It's too chocolatey.

Oh, anybody else catch that Duke/Cincy Bowl game? The gambling gods smiled upon some of us in that one.

Hmmmm, everybody is asleep now. wife, baby, sons, FIL, MIL, BIL...just realized they have Showtime here.

They have crockpots in MI too, you know...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

the gambling gods may have shined on some in that Duke game, but whizzed on most of us.

 

[cosjobs]

My $50 ml parlay of NMbb, Baylor and Duke would have paid $1300

 

[kevzilla]

Kev > There are at least a half dozen good breweries in the area that can/bottle. Shiner is not one of them.ETA - Jester King, Austin Beerworks, St Arnold, Real Ale, Independence Brewing

I like Shiner Bock. And Blonde. And Ruby Redbird.

 

[cosjobs]

Kev > There are at least a half dozen good breweries in the area that can/bottle. Shiner is not one of them.ETA - Jester King, Austin Beerworks, St Arnold, Real Ale, Independence Brewing

I like Shiner Bock. And Blonde. And Ruby Redbird.

pedestrian

 

[Guster]

the gambling gods may have shined on some in that Duke game, but whizzed on most of us.

~+3u swing for me on that pick 6

 

[General Malaise]

Lache Seastrunk was easily worth the 25 Grand Oregon paid his handlers.

 

[bentley]

Kev > There are at least a half dozen good breweries in the area that can/bottle. Shiner is not one of them.ETA - Jester King, Austin Beerworks, St Arnold, Real Ale, Independence Brewing

I like Shiner Bock. And Blonde. And Ruby Redbird.

And that's fine. It's ok that you're not a 'beer guy.' I'm sure cosjobs would be shaking in his wine boots to know that I chugged another bottle of Rex Goliath Cabernet tonight. Just trying to steer proninja to something that might be appreciated by someone that's into craft brew.