For the record, I'm a Cowboys fan that hates the Lakers, Yankees, Jerry Kill, and Minnesota ####### Gopher basketball....#####.
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krista4
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
TOO FAR
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
easy fella... no real Cowboys fan is on the Lakers or Yanks payroll and no, Joel Przybilla iant walking through that door.
You're getting added to the aids fire list, guy.easy fella... no real Cowboys fan is on the Lakers or Yanks payroll and no, Joel Przybilla iant walking through that door.
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
You're not very bright are u?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
TAKE IT BACK
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Love our Gophers this year.
Fine, I'm a big fan of Whitey Skoog.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Good. You almost made the list.
Oliver Humanzee
Footballguy
I am a liberal. Very liberal. A bleeding heart, peacenik, wealth-redistributing, socialist, tree-hugging, long-haired, 2nd Amendment-hating, legalize-it, save the whales, anti-death penalty, baby-killing, socialist. My politics lean so far to the left that all but 4 members of the House and 2 Senators are on my right. The President is so far to my right that he looks like Nixon from here. And (with some notable exceptions) the only posters dumber and more punchable in the political threads than the Tea Party wingnuts, are the liberals. (Myself included, I guess. As I know better, but still open the thread anyway. WTF is wrong with me.)
proninja
Footballguy
re-write this with Christian instead of liberal and it could have been me
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Stole it.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
This is an exact quote:
Me: I don't like to B my L on your Ts because they're Ts, I like to B my L on your Ts because I love your Ts.
Wife: I kind of want a BLT.
Me: I don't like to B my L on your Ts because they're Ts, I like to B my L on your Ts because I love your Ts.
Wife: I kind of want a BLT.
Oliver Humanzee
Footballguy
Yeah, you've a tougher row to hoe than me. My fellow liberals and I can be unbelievably petty, self-congratulatory, smug, and stupid but rarely worse than that. I've seen how the Keep Christ in Chrismas crowd reacts when you've suggested that the teachings of Christ kind of neatly alight with the secular-humanist values of the lefty Good Government crowd. Not pretty.
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
What's Quincy Lewis up to these days?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Coaching at some high school.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
'Good said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
How much is the sleeping bag option?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Depends who's in it.
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
heavy drinking & gambling'shuke said:
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kevzilla
Footballguy
In, but perfectly willing to commute to make room for out-of-town guests.Also, I doubt you have a cot that would hold me.
Guster
Footballguy
Shuke and I talked this over lunch on Friday and he was looking very doubtful.
Guster
Footballguy
The people or the cats?
YSR
Footballguy
proninja
Footballguy
Cats. Though I do like the people too.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Drifter attendance at coshole ups my probability by 4%. 
cosjobs
Footballguy
Somebody PM me Drifter's number. I can't seem to find it.Drifter attendance at coshole ups my probability by 4%.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
You can find him in a Milwaukee Bucks uniform these days.easy fella... no real Cowboys fan is on the Lakers or Yanks payroll and no, Joel Przybilla iant walking through that door.
Sweet Feet
Footballguy
had high hopes for him.. never panned out. several injuries if I remember correctlyYou can find him in a Milwaukee Bucks uniform these days.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Caught all kinds of major hell from my GB's about Coshole yesterday.
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Do we have an updated attendee list?
ETA
Do we have an updated attendee list?
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Guster, congrats on taking second place in the football pool. I'll donate your $421 to the Human Fund if you like.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The boys stayed at Mom & Dad's Saturday night and since neither of us felt very well, I decided to make Mrs. SLB dinner. Right when we get done I receive a text from my neighbor asking us to come over. Alright, sure, couple of drinks, whatever. I already had a large whiskey and after I've had a few, I tend to pee rather frequently. Well neighbors wife notices this and begins to absolutely rip on me about it. I mean for hours. WTF
She better not be masturbating to me or anything.
She better not be masturbating to me or anything.
Bogart
Footballguy
Did she send you texts about your peeing habits? If so, you have to hit it.The boys stayed at Mom & Dad's Saturday night and since neither of us felt very well, I decided to make Mrs. SLB dinner. Right when we get done I receive a text from my neighbor asking us to come over. Alright, sure, couple of drinks, whatever. I already had a large whiskey and after I've had a few, I tend to pee rather frequently. Well neighbors wife notices this and begins to absolutely rip on me about it. I mean for hours. WTFShe better not be masturbating to me or anything.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
One of my friends urinates a ton when he drinks...One time, many years ago, I was teasing him,"You have the bladder of an 8 year old girl," etc
That's when he told me that it was because he lost half his bladder in a car accident when he was a teenager
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That's when he told me that it was because he lost half his bladder in a car accident when he was a teenager
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Starting festivities in about at hour:1:00 race track for beers and gaming
5ish - home to shower and get ready (shower )6:30 - LSU game starts 
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
MehDid she send you texts about your peeing habits? If so, you have to hit it.The boys stayed at Mom & Dad's Saturday night and since neither of us felt very well, I decided to make Mrs. SLB dinner. Right when we get done I receive a text from my neighbor asking us to come over. Alright, sure, couple of drinks, whatever. I already had a large whiskey and after I've had a few, I tend to pee rather frequently. Well neighbors wife notices this and begins to absolutely rip on me about it. I mean for hours. WTF
She better not be masturbating to me or anything.
I used to have the bladder of a gladiator. Sucks getting old.
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