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'Britney Spears said:
'T Bell said:
'Good said:
Can someone give me the Cliffs Clavins notes on the dot thing?
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Some ######## decided to track how much secks his wife gave him over the course of a year by putting different colored dots onto his calendar, before tallying them up. Blue was the regular secks, other colors for other things. It's in the "marital relations" thread.Then someone decided to start another thread where everyone would keep track this year, and that thread predictably died a quick death overnight.
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You do know that blue dot is slang for sex offender, right?
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Look, guy, I did my time, and here you are dredging up the past.
 
'Good said:
It's funny ####, no doubt. But I can understand Woz being upset. Kind of glad I don't participate in things like this. I don't want to have to explain to my wife why a huge box of garbage shows up at my door, marked "YOU FORGOT THIS IN OAKLAND", or a bunch of Anthony Davis masks.
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:lmao:
 
'Bogart said:
Need some Throprawishes for those that have some to spare. Mom is in ICU with double pneumonia. She is on a ventilator and not breathing on her own. Her medical condition with the Sclerodermia makes treatment tricker. My mom has clearly started her wish for DNR and not to be on machines. I didn't even think about the ventilator being a machine. She can just be pissed if she makes it.
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Hang in the Bogart.Thoughts and prayers coming your way. :(
 
Sorry SLB. That's total BS.

Someone needs to be held accountable. HTF can they just blow off what eye witnesses saw?

Bunch of Bull####

 
'Mr.Pack said:
'Bogart said:
Need some Throprawishes for those that have some to spare. Mom is in ICU with double pneumonia. She is on a ventilator and not breathing on her own. Her medical condition with the Sclerodermia makes treatment tricker. My mom has clearly started her wish for DNR and not to be on machines. I didn't even think about the ventilator being a machine. She can just be pissed if she makes it.
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Hang in there Bogart.Thoughts and prayers coming your way. :(
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:goodposting: I cannot imagine the roller coaster of emotions you must have experienced around the snafu at the hospital.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Good said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Mr.Pack said:
Sorry SLB. That's total BS.Someone needs to be held accountable. HTF can they just blow off what eye witnesses saw?Bunch of Bull####
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Can we get some info for the non Facebook privy?
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http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/355063/3/Charges-declined-in-drowning-death-of-local-athlete
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How awful. :(
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:goodposting: What a terrible story, and what a terrible injustice being done here.I don't have words...
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Sorry Bob. Legal system sucks most of the time. Karma will get that dude at some point.
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The investigation need not be completed, and political pressure has been known to change the minds of prosecutors. I have to say that I'm surprised both at the refusal to file a lesser charge, e.g. manslaughter or even assault, and also at refusing to bring this before a grand jury to get their endorsement (or not) of the charges; the latter is a tactic used for "close" or politically charged cases as a punt for prosecutors, to get out of the responsibility of deciding whether or not to bring charges. I'm not going to press Bob for details as he mourns this, but this just seems like a surprising decision, and an frankly offensive one to the family and friends of the victim under the circumstances.
 
'Good said:
It's funny ####, no doubt. But I can understand Woz being upset. Kind of glad I don't participate in things like this. I don't want to have to explain to my wife why a huge box of garbage shows up at my door, marked "YOU FORGOT THIS IN OAKLAND", or a bunch of Anthony Davis masks.
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That's the point. If you can't handle Internet schtick then don't sign up. Don't be a ##### when chet actuallky does something funny.Also t & p to Bob and Bogey.I'm off to south Austin to meet cosjobs and ninja.
 
'bentley said:
'Good said:
It's funny ####, no doubt. But I can understand Woz being upset. Kind of glad I don't participate in things like this. I don't want to have to explain to my wife why a huge box of garbage shows up at my door, marked "YOU FORGOT THIS IN OAKLAND", or a bunch of Anthony Davis masks.
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That's the point. If you can't handle Internet schtick then don't sign up. Don't be a ##### when chet actuallky does something funny.Also t & p to Bob and Bogey.I'm off to south Austin to meet cosjobs and ninja.
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:unsure: It's cool, I was kicking much ### in the gym. :flex:Probably won't be able to walk tomorrow. :lmao:
 
'Britney Spears said:
'Good said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Mr.Pack said:
Sorry SLB. That's total BS.Someone needs to be held accountable. HTF can they just blow off what eye witnesses saw?Bunch of Bull####
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Can we get some info for the non Facebook privy?
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http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/355063/3/Charges-declined-in-drowning-death-of-local-athlete
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This is disgusting. : (Sorry to everyone with things going on. I'm so sorry Bob.
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awful. Sorry Bob :(
 
'Britney Spears said:
'shuke said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
Got a PM with the subject ":e: applications"

Andrew74 said:======================================================================Shuke said you were handling applications this year. Let me know what I need to do. Thanks
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All future "PM shuke" messages will be redirected to random users.
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What did you do with all of them before today?
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Depended on my mood. Either answer them if I could, #### with them a little, or ignore them.
 
'Bogart said:
Need some Throprawishes for those that have some to spare. Mom is in ICU with double pneumonia. She is on a ventilator and not breathing on her own. Her medical condition with the Sclerodermia makes treatment tricker. My mom has clearly started her wish for DNR and not to be on machines. I didn't even think about the ventilator being a machine. She can just be pissed if she makes it.
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So sorry, dude. Best of luck. Serious question, are you legally allowed to ignore the DNR?
 
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Need some Throprawishes for those that have some to spare. Mom is in ICU with double pneumonia. She is on a ventilator and not breathing on her own. Her medical condition with the Sclerodermia makes treatment tricker. My mom has clearly started her wish for DNR and not to be on machines. I didn't even think about the ventilator being a machine. She can just be pissed if she makes it.
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So sorry, dude. Best of luck. Serious question, are you legally allowed to ignore the DNR?
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Probably at this point, no. They now have copies of her living will and medical wishes. But I guess coming in, I could have ignored all that. Just said she didn't have anything that I knew of.
 
'Frostillicus said:
'chet said:
This was the letter I included with Woz's package. The only gift not described fully is the tshirt. It's pink with the motto "Lady Lawyer".

Dear Woz--

A little note from your Secret Santa to explain the gifts and hopefully spread some holiday cheer. Ho Ho Ho

The first thing I thought about was your cute little Yorkie. I know she means the world to you, and you'd never want her be uncomfortable, so i arranged for a coat in case the Arizona winter ever gets cold. It's being shipped separately because one of my elves ####ed up.

I've also included a mug with a little message that says everything is all about you. I know you will probably never need a reminder, but just in case something happens, you can read the note and remember to let everyone know how exceptional you are.

I hope you like the t-shirt. It's a silent reminder to everyone that you're a lawyer and not to be messed with. Wear it with pride!

I also got you a game designed to jumpstart conversations. In the past, you've been hung up on Jen and frankly, you've tended to revert to your past relationship and subsequent breakup with alarming frequency. Hopefully this game will help you think about other conversation topics so your B&M friends don't think you're psycho.

The last gift needs a little explanation. It's a 2 ounce shot glass inscribed with the motto "Down the Hatch". It's a rare individual who can produce two ounce shots, and frankly, it's equally as rare to find a significant other who can handle two ounces every time. So, if s/he ever doesn't feel like handling all two ounces, you can fill up the shot glass and just point to the motto to remind them where it goes. Everybody wins!!!

I hope you have a Merry Christmas!!!!

Secret Santa
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'Zow said:
Yeah, Chet...

I appreciate the effort, I really do, but you gotta update your info and at least make sure it is accurate. I know it's been mentioned on here that I live with my fiancee. She's pretty open to jokes and the like, but she's been cheated on in the past and is aware I dated a girl with a yorkie. So, needless to say when I got a call from her in the middle of a workday asking me why there was a little yorkie outfit shipped to our house I did my best to run home and head off any other potential packages. Unfortunately, I was too late and I arrived to her asking me through nervous tears why someone from Illinois would send this stuff, what it all meant, who the hell "Jen" is (yeah, that's not the right name) and why the sender seemed to think I'm single. Given that we've had no issues in the two years or so we've been together it was pretty brutal trying to explain that a few years ago I got a little carried away on a message board, what each reference was about (god bless explaining "two ounces" and the ensuing look of horror), and having to assure her that I honestly didn't know why I thought someone believed me to still be single when the only personal posts I have made on her in the last year or so have been ones about getting married.

We got through it pretty well but she had tossed out everything but the coffee mug (which she thought was funny and wants to keep) and the letter by the time I had even gotten home so I didn't even get to see most of the stuff. Sorry it went to waste as I imagine the items were Chet quality, but my main concern was trying to relieve my fiancee's confusion so I wasn't about to go digging them out. Again, I appreciate the effort and a couple of years ago when I lived alone I'd have had a good laugh at it, but for future warning if you're going to get shticky with these things maybe just make sure you have recent and accurate information. No hard feelings or anything, just a future suggestion.
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Just wow.
 
'T Bell said:
'Good said:
Can someone give me the Cliffs Clavins notes on the dot thing?
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Some ######## decided to track how much secks his wife gave him over the course of a year by putting different colored dots onto his calendar, before tallying them up. Blue was the regular secks, other colors for other things. It's in the "marital relations" thread.Then someone decided to start another thread where everyone would keep track this year, and that thread predictably died a quick death overnight.
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What color for masturbation?
 
'shuke said:
'T Bell said:
'Good said:
Can someone give me the Cliffs Clavins notes on the dot thing?
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Some ######## decided to track how much secks his wife gave him over the course of a year by putting different colored dots onto his calendar, before tallying them up. Blue was the regular secks, other colors for other things. It's in the "marital relations" thread.Then someone decided to start another thread where everyone would keep track this year, and that thread predictably died a quick death overnight.
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What color for masturbation?
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Clear. Pretty sure masturbation is implied each and every day...more than once.
 
'kevzilla said:
'bentley said:
'Good said:
It's funny ####, no doubt. But I can understand Woz being upset.

Kind of glad I don't participate in things like this. I don't want to have to explain to my wife why a huge box of garbage shows up at my door, marked "YOU FORGOT THIS IN OAKLAND", or a bunch of Anthony Davis masks.
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That's the point. If you can't handle Internet schtick then don't sign up. Don't be a ##### when chet actuallky does something funny.Also t & p to Bob and Bogey.

I'm off to south Austin to meet cosjobs and ninja.
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:unsure: It's cool, I was kicking much ### in the gym. :flex:

Probably won't be able to walk tomorrow. :lmao:
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:goodposting:
 
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