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One thing I may have forgotten to mention in my ***OFFICIAL FBG NICARAGUA REPORT***......The day we had gone to the volcano in Masaya, Julio asked me if I wanted to buy any souvenirs during my stay. I told him I collect (& gift) shot glasses. So, before lunch we went into a kind of arts-and-crafts barn in Masaya and to a shot glass stall. He was out in the aisle talking to someone he knew while I browsed the shot glasses. They were hand-painted and soon I had 6 I wanted. I asked the seller how much and he told me $5 apiece. I was fine paying that, but Julio must have heard a bit of it because he came flying in and started into the guy. Next thing I know, they were $3 each. I asked him afterwards what happened and he said "he was charging you tourista money; you're my friend".Swear to any God you choose the above is true; what's below isn't.We're getting married in May.
You needed Julio to tell you that $30 for six shot glasses was getting raped? $3/glass in Nicaragua is frankly too much when you're buying six.
Julio didn't tell me anything - I didn't know what the hell was going on. And I wasn't bargain shopping as those glasses were about all I was going to be able to bring back given that I didn't have checked luggage.Maybe Julio wanted me to save money to buy his MLB caps :D
 
First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.

 
First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
Stay strong, gb.Sorry I won't be making it to coshole.

 
Shuke's parlay special:

Cin ML

Was ML

Min +8

Bal -7

+2248

This is going to be huge.

 
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First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
Stay strong, gb.Sorry I won't be making it to coshole.
Thanks, shuke. If coshole2013 is successful, cos & I may take our show on the road. We're in talks to have the Stones open for us.
 
First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
Stay strong, gb.Sorry I won't be making it to coshole.
:goodposting: on both
 
First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
Stay strong, gb.Sorry I won't be making it to coshole.
:goodposting: on both
:goodposting: Although I thought St. Louis was like an hour away from Austin. Man, my US geography is bad.

 
First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
Stay strong, gb.Sorry I won't be making it to coshole.
:goodposting: on both
:goodposting: Although I thought St. Louis was like an hour away from Austin. Man, my US geography is bad.
:lmao: I've talked to a number of customer service people before the innernets that have said things like "you're right next to Kansas City, it's only like an inch away". I should be making more money.

 
First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
Stay strong, gb.Sorry I won't be making it to coshole.
:goodposting: on both
:goodposting: Although I thought St. Louis was like an hour away from Austin. Man, my US geography is bad.
:lmao: I've talked to a number of customer service people before the innernets that have said things like "you're right next to Kansas City, it's only like an inch away". I should be making more money.
:lmao: And thanks, GPJ & Bob. Feeling much better today. It's gonna be a gorgeous day here, the Terps open ACC play, got a fridge full of beer and food, and we have playoff football.

SLB, sorry for all you're going through. I'm not familiar with the details, but I'm throwing Thropawishes your way just the same.

Truck, what's your prognosis on UConn heading into BE play?

 
I haven't been able to hold of my FF partner. I'm more than a little concerned since he's 66, has been fighting cancer, didn't make the draft last night, and hasn't returned my calls. This isn't like him at all. Plus the dickmitten owes me $550. It's going to be weird for his wife when I ask her for it if he died but he would have wanted it that way.

 
I haven't been able to hold of my FF partner. I'm more than a little concerned since he's 66, has been fighting cancer, didn't make the draft last night, and hasn't returned my calls. This isn't like him at all. Plus the dickmitten owes me $550. It's going to be weird for his wife when I ask her for it if he died but he would have wanted it that way.
If he passed away, it would be more than a little inconsiderate of you to demand money from the widow. Just beat the priest to the punch and pass your hat at the funeral.
 
I haven't been able to hold of my FF partner. I'm more than a little concerned since he's 66, has been fighting cancer, didn't make the draft last night, and hasn't returned my calls. This isn't like him at all. Plus the dickmitten owes me $550. It's going to be weird for his wife when I ask her for it if he died but he would have wanted it that way.
Could never do that. Ask her to donate it, maybe.
 
Doing my best to stay entertained while not turning on the TV in the ICU room:

Percentage of hot nurses to overall nurses at this hospital might be pushing 70-75%. Simply astounding. Of course, percentage of hot nurses with huge engagement/wedding rings is right around 95%. I think the change nurse last night was the first hot one sans ring.

And thanks to the three nurses so far that due to bending over and checking things around the bed, I can tell you that the Victoria's Secret thong is preferred over the Hanes thong, 2 to 1.

 
Doing my best to stay entertained while not turning on the TV in the ICU room:Percentage of hot nurses to overall nurses at this hospital might be pushing 70-75%. Simply astounding. Of course, percentage of hot nurses with huge engagement/wedding rings is right around 95%. I think the change nurse last night was the first hot one sans ring. And thanks to the three nurses so far that due to bending over and checking things around the bed, I can tell you that the Victoria's Secret thong is preferred over the Hanes thong, 2 to 1.
Ugh, sorry to hear GB. About the rings. And your mom. How are you holding up?
 
Doing my best to stay entertained while not turning on the TV in the ICU room:Percentage of hot nurses to overall nurses at this hospital might be pushing 70-75%. Simply astounding. Of course, percentage of hot nurses with huge engagement/wedding rings is right around 95%. I think the change nurse last night was the first hot one sans ring. And thanks to the three nurses so far that due to bending over and checking things around the bed, I can tell you that the Victoria's Secret thong is preferred over the Hanes thong, 2 to 1.
Ugh, sorry to hear GB. About the rings. And your mom. How are you holding up?
 
Doing my best to stay entertained while not turning on the TV in the ICU room:Percentage of hot nurses to overall nurses at this hospital might be pushing 70-75%. Simply astounding. Of course, percentage of hot nurses with huge engagement/wedding rings is right around 95%. I think the change nurse last night was the first hot one sans ring. And thanks to the three nurses so far that due to bending over and checking things around the bed, I can tell you that the Victoria's Secret thong is preferred over the Hanes thong, 2 to 1.
Ugh, sorry to hear GB. About the rings. And your mom. How are you holding up?
Not bad thanks. My mom has been sick for a very long time, so this is actually a normal situation, and I've mentally been preparing for the worst for some time. I'm almost too calm and too at peace, and it's freaking some of my family and coworkers out. And I find perverse pleasure in that.
 
Doing my best to stay entertained while not turning on the TV in the ICU room:Percentage of hot nurses to overall nurses at this hospital might be pushing 70-75%. Simply astounding. Of course, percentage of hot nurses with huge engagement/wedding rings is right around 95%. I think the change nurse last night was the first hot one sans ring. And thanks to the three nurses so far that due to bending over and checking things around the bed, I can tell you that the Victoria's Secret thong is preferred over the Hanes thong, 2 to 1.
Ugh, sorry to hear GB. About the rings. And your mom. How are you holding up?
 
Haven't heard a peep from GM or Tanner in a while now.... :unsure:

Gonna throw these out there to hopefully make some money:

ManU/WHU o2.5 (-150)

Texans -4

Longest FG kicked Cin (-115)

Usually there is a will there be a missed fg prop, if I can find one on yes in Hou/Cin game at +odds, that's a bet

Also like GB a bit tonight, but too many points, so will probably tease it with Ray Lewis

Too much love being given for Cincy. They have a nice team, but Texans should thump them today. I don't believe the weaknesses that the Texans have can be exploited by Cincy, and I think unless Kubiak's play calling ####s the bed by being too conservative, Texans should be able to move the ball.

:towelwave:

 
Time for a long-overdue, long-winded update about Crazy GirlI spent Wednesday through Friday in Youngstown visiting my cousin and his family. He a good time and it was great seeing them. My daughter was the oldest of the three girls and it was neat seeing her in the cool older cousin role because the cousin I was visiting was my "cool older cousin" growing up that I always looked up to. He and his family are a big reason why I'm a Redskins fan and we probably spent ~1 month/year together growing up, so he's almost more of a brother to me. Anyway... Crazy Girl knew I was going up there, but for whatever reason still decided to text me a couple times, which I decided to ignore. I hopped on Match at one point to show my cousin and his wife one of the girls I had been on a date with. Well, Crazy Girl saw that I had been on match and had ignored her texts and went, well, crazy :loco: Her text to me verbatim:

I sit here thinking maybe I was bothering you while with your family and maybe I should of not text you but then I see your signed into match. You obviously have no regards for me or my feelings. I believed your line of bull #### last week.. Letting down your guard down giving us a chance. I was dumb to believe you. Nothing in the past two months has been fare to me its been all about you. I would have gone as slow as you wanted you know that. If you ever cared or really liked me you would of never treated me like the way you have. I give up
The grammar :wall:Every time she and I hung out, I made it abundantly clear verbally that we are not a couple and I don't see it happening anytime soon. Go as slow as I want = texting me multiple times every day and getting pissed when I ignore themSome back and forth with me reminding her that I said we are not exclusive (earlier in the week she had mentioned taking her match profile down and I told her she didn't have to because that's not where we are at) and then she comes back to asking where we stand now :lmao:She asked to talk on the phone, I said no. She told me I hurt her feelings, I told her that was on her because I told her not to get attached and that I struggled to ever see anything long term because she's crazy. She called me mean and asked me when/if I'll get to the point she is :lmao: I said I don't know/can't guarantee. Se texted me 8 more times that I ignored, told her it was 2am and I was going to bed. She sent me a pissed off text and said I obviously can't give her what she wants... Glad it only took 3 times of me trying to break up with her to get there :wall:It was a fun run...well, not really. It was a run.
 
I haven't been able to hold of my FF partner. I'm more than a little concerned since he's 66, has been fighting cancer, didn't make the draft last night, and hasn't returned my calls. This isn't like him at all. Plus the dickmitten owes me $550. It's going to be weird for his wife when I ask her for it if he died but he would have wanted it that way.
If he passed away, it would be more than a little inconsiderate of you to demand money from the widow. Just beat the priest to the punch and pass your hat at the funeral.
I haven't been able to hold of my FF partner. I'm more than a little concerned since he's 66, has been fighting cancer, didn't make the draft last night, and hasn't returned my calls. This isn't like him at all. Plus the dickmitten owes me $550. It's going to be weird for his wife when I ask her for it if he died but he would have wanted it that way.
Could never do that. Ask her to donate it, maybe.
:lmao: I'm kidding. He's my mentor and brother. One of the baddest dudes I've ever known. It's crushing me not knowing WTF is going on. That would be him though, he would go out without a bang.
 
Doing my best to stay entertained while not turning on the TV in the ICU room:Percentage of hot nurses to overall nurses at this hospital might be pushing 70-75%. Simply astounding. Of course, percentage of hot nurses with huge engagement/wedding rings is right around 95%. I think the change nurse last night was the first hot one sans ring. And thanks to the three nurses so far that due to bending over and checking things around the bed, I can tell you that the Victoria's Secret thong is preferred over the Hanes thong, 2 to 1.
Ugh, sorry to hear GB. About the rings. And your mom. How are you holding up?
 
Haven't heard a peep from GM or Tanner in a while now....:unsure:Gonna throw these out there to hopefully make some money:ManU/WHU o2.5 (-150)Texans -4Longest FG kicked Cin (-115)Usually there is a will there be a missed fg prop, if I can find one on yes in Hou/Cin game at +odds, that's a betAlso like GB a bit tonight, but too many points, so will probably tease it with Ray LewisToo much love being given for Cincy. They have a nice team, but Texans should thump them today. I don't believe the weaknesses that the Texans have can be exploited by Cincy, and I think unless Kubiak's play calling ####s the bed by being too conservative, Texans should be able to move the ball. :towelwave:
This Bengals team is better than last year's, but I think talent-wise the Texans are better. I don't think that Marvin Lewis is great a game planner, but he's got some solid coordinators to help. The Bengals need to get out to an early lead because the Texans aren't great at playing from behind. I think this should be one of the more exciting games of the weekend and I have it in a couple teasers both. With CIN +10.5/over and HOU +1.5/over
 
Time for a long-overdue, long-winded update about Crazy GirlI spent Wednesday through Friday in Youngstown visiting my cousin and his family. He a good time and it was great seeing them. My daughter was the oldest of the three girls and it was neat seeing her in the cool older cousin role because the cousin I was visiting was my "cool older cousin" growing up that I always looked up to. He and his family are a big reason why I'm a Redskins fan and we probably spent ~1 month/year together growing up, so he's almost more of a brother to me. Anyway... Crazy Girl knew I was going up there, but for whatever reason still decided to text me a couple times, which I decided to ignore. I hopped on Match at one point to show my cousin and his wife one of the girls I had been on a date with. Well, Crazy Girl saw that I had been on match and had ignored her texts and went, well, crazy :loco: Her text to me verbatim:

I sit here thinking maybe I was bothering you while with your family and maybe I should of not text you but then I see your signed into match. You obviously have no regards for me or my feelings. I believed your line of bull #### last week.. Letting down your guard down giving us a chance. I was dumb to believe you. Nothing in the past two months has been fare to me its been all about you. I would have gone as slow as you wanted you know that. If you ever cared or really liked me you would of never treated me like the way you have. I give up
The grammar :wall:Every time she and I hung out, I made it abundantly clear verbally that we are not a couple and I don't see it happening anytime soon. Go as slow as I want = texting me multiple times every day and getting pissed when I ignore themSome back and forth with me reminding her that I said we are not exclusive It was a fun run...well, not really. It was a run.
Heartbreaker, shoe maker, won't you make some shoes for me?
 
Time for a long-overdue, long-winded update about Crazy GirlI spent Wednesday through Friday in Youngstown visiting my cousin and his family. He a good time and it was great seeing them. My daughter was the oldest of the three girls and it was neat seeing her in the cool older cousin role because the cousin I was visiting was my "cool older cousin" growing up that I always looked up to. He and his family are a big reason why I'm a Redskins fan and we probably spent ~1 month/year together growing up, so he's almost more of a brother to me. Anyway... Crazy Girl knew I was going up there, but for whatever reason still decided to text me a couple times, which I decided to ignore. I hopped on Match at one point to show my cousin and his wife one of the girls I had been on a date with. Well, Crazy Girl saw that I had been on match and had ignored her texts and went, well, crazy :loco: Her text to me verbatim:

I sit here thinking maybe I was bothering you while with your family and maybe I should of not text you but then I see your signed into match. You obviously have no regards for me or my feelings. I believed your line of bull #### last week.. Letting down your guard down giving us a chance. I was dumb to believe you. Nothing in the past two months has been fare to me its been all about you. I would have gone as slow as you wanted you know that. If you ever cared or really liked me you would of never treated me like the way you have. I give up
The grammar :wall:Every time she and I hung out, I made it abundantly clear verbally that we are not a couple and I don't see it happening anytime soon. Go as slow as I want = texting me multiple times every day and getting pissed when I ignore themSome back and forth with me reminding her that I said we are not exclusive (earlier in the week she had mentioned taking her match profile down and I told her she didn't have to because that's not where we are at) and then she comes back to asking where we stand now :lmao:She asked to talk on the phone, I said no. She told me I hurt her feelings, I told her that was on her because I told her not to get attached and that I struggled to ever see anything long term because she's crazy. She called me mean and asked me when/if I'll get to the point she is :lmao: I said I don't know/can't guarantee. Se texted me 8 more times that I ignored, told her it was 2am and I was going to bed. She sent me a pissed off text and said I obviously can't give her what she wants... Glad it only took 3 times of me trying to break up with her to get there :wall:It was a fun run...well, not really. It was a run.
Not too long; did read
 
Doing my best to stay entertained while not turning on the TV in the ICU room:Percentage of hot nurses to overall nurses at this hospital might be pushing 70-75%. Simply astounding. Of course, percentage of hot nurses with huge engagement/wedding rings is right around 95%. I think the change nurse last night was the first hot one sans ring. And thanks to the three nurses so far that due to bending over and checking things around the bed, I can tell you that the Victoria's Secret thong is preferred over the Hanes thong, 2 to 1.
Ugh, sorry to hear GB. About the rings. And your mom. How are you holding up?
Not bad thanks. My mom has been sick for a very long time, so this is actually a normal situation, and I've mentally been preparing for the worst for some time. I'm almost too calm and too at peace, and it's freaking some of my family and coworkers out. And I find perverse pleasure in that.
:lmao: everyone copes differently, but I usually try to remember the good/happy times and find ways to honor my passes loved ones. A lot of it ends up manifesting itself in the sports teams I root for - the biggest Red Sox fans I've met were my sister and grandmother :thumbup:
 
Time for a long-overdue, long-winded update about Crazy GirlI spent Wednesday through Friday in Youngstown visiting my cousin and his family. He a good time and it was great seeing them. My daughter was the oldest of the three girls and it was neat seeing her in the cool older cousin role because the cousin I was visiting was my "cool older cousin" growing up that I always looked up to. He and his family are a big reason why I'm a Redskins fan and we probably spent ~1 month/year together growing up, so he's almost more of a brother to me. Anyway... Crazy Girl knew I was going up there, but for whatever reason still decided to text me a couple times, which I decided to ignore. I hopped on Match at one point to show my cousin and his wife one of the girls I had been on a date with. Well, Crazy Girl saw that I had been on match and had ignored her texts and went, well, crazy :loco: Her text to me verbatim:

I sit here thinking maybe I was bothering you while with your family and maybe I should of not text you but then I see your signed into match. You obviously have no regards for me or my feelings. I believed your line of bull #### last week.. Letting down your guard down giving us a chance. I was dumb to believe you. Nothing in the past two months has been fare to me its been all about you. I would have gone as slow as you wanted you know that. If you ever cared or really liked me you would of never treated me like the way you have. I give up
The grammar :wall:Every time she and I hung out, I made it abundantly clear verbally that we are not a couple and I don't see it happening anytime soon. Go as slow as I want = texting me multiple times every day and getting pissed when I ignore themSome back and forth with me reminding her that I said we are not exclusive (earlier in the week she had mentioned taking her match profile down and I told her she didn't have to because that's not where we are at) and then she comes back to asking where we stand now :lmao:She asked to talk on the phone, I said no. She told me I hurt her feelings, I told her that was on her because I told her not to get attached and that I struggled to ever see anything long term because she's crazy. She called me mean and asked me when/if I'll get to the point she is :lmao: I said I don't know/can't guarantee. Se texted me 8 more times that I ignored, told her it was 2am and I was going to bed. She sent me a pissed off text and said I obviously can't give her what she wants... Glad it only took 3 times of me trying to break up with her to get there :wall:It was a fun run...well, not really. It was a run.
You know you'll hear from her again, right? Does she know where you live?
 
Haven't heard a peep from GM or Tanner in a while now....:unsure:Gonna throw these out there to hopefully make some money:ManU/WHU o2.5 (-150)Texans -4Longest FG kicked Cin (-115)Usually there is a will there be a missed fg prop, if I can find one on yes in Hou/Cin game at +odds, that's a betAlso like GB a bit tonight, but too many points, so will probably tease it with Ray LewisToo much love being given for Cincy. They have a nice team, but Texans should thump them today. I don't believe the weaknesses that the Texans have can be exploited by Cincy, and I think unless Kubiak's play calling ####s the bed by being too conservative, Texans should be able to move the ball. :towelwave:
GM posted pics of his mullet on FB, so he's as well as can be expected. I'm hoping Tanner is just posting as an alias. A pretty, pretty alias
 
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It was a fun run...well, not really. It was a run.
You know you'll hear from her again, right? Does she know where you live?
Yeah, she came over multiple times. And she's already checked out my okcupid profile since the texts. She hadn't been on there before but found out about it when one of her friends told her that I had sent her a message and asked what she should do :wall:
 
First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
Stay strong, gb.Sorry I won't be making it to coshole.
:goodposting: on both
:goodposting: Although I thought St. Louis was like an hour away from Austin. Man, my US geography is bad.
:lmao: I've talked to a number of customer service people before the innernets that have said things like "you're right next to Kansas City, it's only like an inch away". I should be making more money.
:lmao: And thanks, GPJ & Bob. Feeling much better today. It's gonna be a gorgeous day here, the Terps open ACC play, got a fridge full of beer and food, and we have playoff football.

SLB, sorry for all you're going through. I'm not familiar with the details, but I'm throwing Thropawishes your way just the same.

Truck, what's your prognosis on UConn heading into BE play?
Under-sized and out-gunned, for the most part. Given that the entire year is already lost in terms of competing for anything, the main victory/take-away is that Connecticut did the right thing and re-signed Ollie long-term so he can start recruiting in earnest. I think he's going to be very good. Maybe not as good as JC, but he doesn't have to build a program from scratch, he's got forward momentum.
 
Do sinus infections eventually go away on their own? Assuming you're in generally good health.
Eventually.I don't visit a doc at the drop of a hat, but if an ordinary cold (and I get probably a good 6 per year with a kindergartener) turns into a full blown sinus infection then I'm getting antibiotics.
 
Do sinus infections eventually go away on their own? Assuming you're in generally good health.
Eventually.I don't visit a doc at the drop of a hat, but if an ordinary cold (and I get probably a good 6 per year with a kindergartener) turns into a full blown sinus infection then I'm getting antibiotics.
I don't feel like going to my doc. I had a cold over 2 weeks ago and I'm still blowing out shades of green that I have never seen before.
Depending upon your relationship with your doc, you might be able to get a prescription over the phone. Alternatively, if you've got a "Minute Clinic" or something comparable nearby, a nurse practitioner can also prescribe it. I've gotten a couple of sinus infections in the last couple of years since my kid started school, and they're not only disgusting but they're protracted and intensely painful (like don't-even-want-to-wipe-my-nose painful).
 
I'm visiting my family near Louisville, KY, having driven up here last night. Mr. krista had to work this morning so is on a flight here at the moment (I hope); we'll drive back to Memphis tomorrow evening. I bought some mint tea in Morocco for my Mom, but forgot to bring it with me yesterday, so had asked Mr. krista to bring it on the flight with him. I had brought all his clothes and other stuff with me so all he was bringing on the plane was a backpack with the iPad, his toothbrush, and the mint tea. Oops. Received this text from him:

Wanna know a good way to get hassled by the TSA? Carry a ziplock full of mint tea through security.
 
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Time for a long-overdue, long-winded update about Crazy GirlI spent Wednesday through Friday in Youngstown visiting my cousin and his family. He a good time and it was great seeing them. My daughter was the oldest of the three girls and it was neat seeing her in the cool older cousin role because the cousin I was visiting was my "cool older cousin" growing up that I always looked up to. He and his family are a big reason why I'm a Redskins fan and we probably spent ~1 month/year together growing up, so he's almost more of a brother to me. Anyway... Crazy Girl knew I was going up there, but for whatever reason still decided to text me a couple times, which I decided to ignore. I hopped on Match at one point to show my cousin and his wife one of the girls I had been on a date with. Well, Crazy Girl saw that I had been on match and had ignored her texts and went, well, crazy :loco: Her text to me verbatim:

I sit here thinking maybe I was bothering you while with your family and maybe I should of not text you but then I see your signed into match. You obviously have no regards for me or my feelings. I believed your line of bull #### last week.. Letting down your guard down giving us a chance. I was dumb to believe you. Nothing in the past two months has been fare to me its been all about you. I would have gone as slow as you wanted you know that. If you ever cared or really liked me you would of never treated me like the way you have. I give up
The grammar :wall:Every time she and I hung out, I made it abundantly clear verbally that we are not a couple and I don't see it happening anytime soon. Go as slow as I want = texting me multiple times every day and getting pissed when I ignore themSome back and forth with me reminding her that I said we are not exclusive (earlier in the week she had mentioned taking her match profile down and I told her she didn't have to because that's not where we are at) and then she comes back to asking where we stand now :lmao:She asked to talk on the phone, I said no. She told me I hurt her feelings, I told her that was on her because I told her not to get attached and that I struggled to ever see anything long term because she's crazy. She called me mean and asked me when/if I'll get to the point she is :lmao: I said I don't know/can't guarantee. Se texted me 8 more times that I ignored, told her it was 2am and I was going to bed. She sent me a pissed off text and said I obviously can't give her what she wants... Glad it only took 3 times of me trying to break up with her to get there :wall:It was a fun run...well, not really. It was a run.
Not too long; did read
:goodposting: Made it through everything but the text, on which I bailed about halfway through due to the grammar.
 
I'm visiting my family near Louisville, KY, having driven up here last night. Mr. krista had to work this morning so is on a flight here at the moment (I hope); we'll drive back to Memphis tomorrow evening. I bought some mint tea in Morocco for my Mom, but forgot to bring it with me yesterday, so had asked Mr. krista to bring it on the flight with him. I had brought all his clothes and other stuff with me so all he was bringing on the plane was a backpack with the iPad, his toothbrush, and the mint tea. Oops. Received this text from him:

Wanna know a good way to get hassled by the TSA? Carry a ziplock full of mint tea through security.
should have taped it to his taint
 
I'm visiting my family near Louisville, KY, having driven up here last night. Mr. krista had to work this morning so is on a flight here at the moment (I hope); we'll drive back to Memphis tomorrow evening. I bought some mint tea in Morocco for my Mom, but forgot to bring it with me yesterday, so had asked Mr. krista to bring it on the flight with him. I had brought all his clothes and other stuff with me so all he was bringing on the plane was a backpack with the iPad, his toothbrush, and the mint tea. Oops. Received this text from him:

Wanna know a good way to get hassled by the TSA? Carry a ziplock full of mint tea through security.
"Seriously, we were just in Morocco and--wait...let go!"Twelve hours later, he wakes up in a damp cell near Sofia, with a dour, pan-faced man attaching his snardleys to a car battery. T&P.
 
I'm visiting my family near Louisville, KY, having driven up here last night. Mr. krista had to work this morning so is on a flight here at the moment (I hope); we'll drive back to Memphis tomorrow evening. I bought some mint tea in Morocco for my Mom, but forgot to bring it with me yesterday, so had asked Mr. krista to bring it on the flight with him. I had brought all his clothes and other stuff with me so all he was bringing on the plane was a backpack with the iPad, his toothbrush, and the mint tea. Oops. Received this text from him:

Wanna know a good way to get hassled by the TSA? Carry a ziplock full of mint tea through security.
should have taped it to his taint
The Tsa is so dumb.
 
'YSR said:
Really feel like I saw some of Knoxville's best in Sam's Club just now.
Pics?
'krista4 said:
I'm visiting my family near Louisville, KY, having driven up here last night. Mr. krista had to work this morning so is on a flight here at the moment (I hope); we'll drive back to Memphis tomorrow evening. I bought some mint tea in Morocco for my Mom, but forgot to bring it with me yesterday, so had asked Mr. krista to bring it on the flight with him. I had brought all his clothes and other stuff with me so all he was bringing on the plane was a backpack with the iPad, his toothbrush, and the mint tea. Oops. Received this text from him:

Wanna know a good way to get hassled by the TSA? Carry a ziplock full of mint tea through security.
:lmao: :lmao:
 

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