Time for a long-overdue, long-winded update about Crazy GirlI spent Wednesday through Friday in Youngstown visiting my cousin and his family. He a good time and it was great seeing them. My daughter was the oldest of the three girls and it was neat seeing her in the cool older cousin role because the cousin I was visiting was my "cool older cousin" growing up that I always looked up to. He and his family are a big reason why I'm a Redskins fan and we probably spent ~1 month/year together growing up, so he's almost more of a brother to me. Anyway... Crazy Girl knew I was going up there, but for whatever reason still decided to text me a couple times, which I decided to ignore. I hopped on Match at one point to show my cousin and his wife one of the girls I had been on a date with. Well, Crazy Girl saw that I had been on match and had ignored her texts and went, well, crazy

Her text to me verbatim:
I sit here thinking maybe I was bothering you while with your family and maybe I should of not text you but then I see your signed into match. You obviously have no regards for me or my feelings. I believed your line of bull #### last week.. Letting down your guard down giving us a chance. I was dumb to believe you. Nothing in the past two months has been fare to me its been all about you. I would have gone as slow as you wanted you know that. If you ever cared or really liked me you would of never treated me like the way you have. I give up
The grammar

Every time she and I hung out, I made it abundantly clear verbally that we are not a couple and I don't see it happening anytime soon. Go as slow as I want = texting me multiple times every day and getting pissed when I ignore themSome back and forth with me reminding her that I said we are not exclusive (earlier in the week she had mentioned taking her match profile down and I told her she didn't have to because that's not where we are at) and then she comes back to asking where we stand now

She asked to talk on the phone, I said no. She told me I hurt her feelings, I told her that was on her because I told her not to get attached and that I struggled to ever see anything long term because she's crazy. She called me mean and asked me when/if I'll get to the point she is

I said I don't know/can't guarantee. Se texted me 8 more times that I ignored, told her it was 2am and I was going to bed. She sent me a pissed off text and said I obviously can't give her what she wants... Glad it only took 3 times of me trying to break up with her to get there

It was a fun run...well, not really. It was a run.