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Love the Vietnamese food. :thumbup:
:thumbup: They don't have a website for some reason but their menu is on the facebooks. Asian Cafe (O'Fallon) is the name of the joint.
We hit one up at work a few times a month. I try to get a different dish every other time we order it, but the lemongrass beef noodles are to die for.
This belongs in the dustbin.
Rather, they were just divine.
 
Do we have an update on the latest coshole attendees?

U-H

cos

St Louis Bob + wife

Guster

Thorn

Disco Stu

Bogart

Unialias

YSR + Romo

Bentley

Kevzilla

 
It was/is a doctor she works with. Maybe he was just jealous or something. :mellow: All I know is it hurt like a mother####er. I screamed like a banshee. Twice. It felt and sounded like somebody cutting wire with snips.
this is on the horizon for me. this info is not helping :no:
I don't know man. I've heard every other man say it wasn't any big deal. All I know is as soon as my youngest was born I made the appointment immediately. I'm easily talked into things. :bag:
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.

But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.

 
I'm watching COPS for the first time in years and the cops in Sacramento are trying to chase down a Zebra who is just running buck wild through the city. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
one cup of joe in the morning is heaven.
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
one cup of joe in the morning is heaven.
I'm sort of, high strung, don't the extra caffeine. I used to drink it all day. I was like Apu when he worked for 4 straight days.
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
one cup of joe in the morning is heaven.
I'm sort of, high strung, don't the extra caffeine. I used to drink it all day. I was like Apu when he worked for 4 straight days.
It gives you an accent?
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
one cup of joe in the morning is heaven.
I'm sort of, high strung,
:mellow:
 
Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored.

I love you

 
Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored.

I love you

 
Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored. I love you
You don't need to hit the bottom of the tuna can...you just need to know how to hit all sides. :moneybag:
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
one cup of joe in the morning is heaven.
I'm sort of, high strung, don't the extra caffeine. I used to drink it all day. I was like Apu when he worked for 4 straight days.
I only get texts from apu. his poor wife is pregnant again. 3 girls he'll have.
 
Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored. I love you
You don't need to hit the bottom of the tuna can...you just need to know how to hit all sides. :moneybag:
You learn that from Girl A?
When you are hung like a skin tag, you learn all sorts of platitudes like the one above.
 
Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored. I love you
You don't need to hit the bottom of the tuna can...you just need to know how to hit all sides. :moneybag:
You could have picked any can, any vessel really, and you went with tuna. Why?
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
one cup of joe in the morning is heaven.
I'm sort of, high strung,
:mellow:
:lmao:I know, the five minutes I got to spend with you, I understand.
 
Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored. I love you
You don't need to hit the bottom of the tuna can...you just need to know how to hit all sides. :moneybag:
You learn that from Girl A?
When you are hung like a skin tag, you learn all sorts of platitudes like the one above.
:lmao:
 
Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored. I love you
You don't need to hit the bottom of the tuna can...you just need to know how to hit all sides. :moneybag:
You learn that from Girl A?
When you are hung like a skin tag, you learn all sorts of platitudes like the one above.
Bragger
 
I'm not judging, but CrossEyed?

Listen to a Pastor’s Slightly Sexy, Very Polite Ball-Gagged 911 Call: ‘Hi There! I Am Stuck in a Pair of Handcuffs…’

Caity Weaver

The Illinois Times reports that a Springfield pastor has taken a leave of absence after making a polite but oh-dear-so-nervous-sounding call to local police, seeking help after he mysteriously managed to get himself stuck inside a pair of handcuffs.

Tom Donovan also mysteriously managed to get his mouth obstructed with what the Times calls "some sort of gag," before making the call. He was having a very wacky day.

You can listen to the call here (WARNING: It starts with a loud dial tone):

Throughout the ordeal, Father Donovan remains unfailingly polite to the 911 operator who takes his call.

"Hi there!" he begins. "I am stuh in a pah a hankuh!"

And again, when the operator cannot make out his words through the ball-gag:

"I. AM STUCK. IN A PAIR. A HANKUHS."

Donovan explains that the silly sexy mix-up happened when he was "playing with" the cuffs and that he just needs "some help getting out." Then he gives the rectory's address.

"Is this a business?" the operator asks.

"It is actually, yoh!...Saint Aloysius!"

The dispatcher agrees to send help right away.

"Ill be here!" Father Donovan promises, then, ever chipper, promises again. Because he is gagged and bound – where is he going?

He was granted a leave of absence (to practice his Houdini-esque feats of self-imprisonment?) just before Christmas.
 
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Date was good. After date I'm now atmy buddy's bar and might be hooking up with lady of dark skin. I'm almost Forest White. Do i need to know any tricks to satisfy a lady of color? Almost positive shes gonna be disappointed and bored. I love you
You don't need to hit the bottom of the tuna can...you just need to know how to hit all sides. :moneybag:
Never mind. Probably Jack off to Mrs SLB instead. Or bang a tuna can
 
Cos> I gave up caffeine (and soda) completely about a month ago. Feel great. The thought of it doesn't even appeal to me, and it's pretty gross and dumb to drink in the first place.But don't give up gambling. Just bet smaller, if need be. It's America's pasttime.
This man knows stuff.I quit caffeine/coffee about 20 years ago. Never drink soda unless it's a J&C. Thinking about taking it back up.
one cup of joe in the morning is heaven.
:hifive: with 2 more cups in the morning and one after lunch.
 
It was/is a doctor she works with. Maybe he was just jealous or something. :mellow: All I know is it hurt like a mother####er. I screamed like a banshee. Twice. It felt and sounded like somebody cutting wire with snips.
this is on the horizon for me. this info is not helping :no:
I don't know man. I've heard every other man say it wasn't any big deal. All I know is as soon as my youngest was born I made the appointment immediately. I'm easily talked into things. :bag:
No problems here, either. I followed the directions pretty strictly for the first day. Built a shed in our back yard the next day. Took the painkillers anyhow, because who doesn't like painkillers.The first time I called, they told me that I needed to come in for a consultation. When I offered to drop JR off at the office for a couple hours as proof that a snip was necessary, they agreed that no consultation was needed.
 
Stryppling in effect....sorry

First week of Uruk's Last Ride With Radiation down (well, 3 days worth). I fell asleep around 6-6:30 p.m. yesterday. I was so tired. but I honestly think it's stress more than the radiation itself that's doing it to me. Otherwise I feel fine, other than my body clock being all screwed up for going to sleep at FRIGGIN DINNER TIME ON A FRIDAY :bag: Christ, cos & Homer probably weren't even UP yet.

3 more weeks of it (with a week off in the middle for a trip to Atlanta), then off to cosurukhole2013. After that, I'm doing some kind of voodoo ####; I've got all of the lit Lucy Liu gave me, but haven't read it yet. I've found I've parcelled my forward-thinking down to "what do I have to do next?" in regards to this ####. I know that's not smart, but it gets too big and overwhelming if I don't.

Plus, this is IT. If it doesn't work, I'm not doing any more. I was ready to quit last Fall, but my Mom talked me into giving it one more shot. I have access to enough Morphine & Moonshine to get me to the other side to mitigate the worst of any pain. The only thing I'm a little concerned about is if I linger too long in a bad state without dying. My Mom can't cover me as Dad has dementia and needs her full-time. My Brother has his own #### to deal with. I've got a "no machine-living, do not bring back to life" clause in my will, but I'm not sure what to do if I don't reach that point but am still in deep ####.

Guess I need to tell my peeps to give Hospice a call if I get to the point where I'm alive but can't wipe my own butt.
I don't think we've ever had much interaction outside of this thread, but your fight is inspiring. I really wish I...wait, I mean we....could make it to UrukCosHole, just to shake your hand. Keep fighting the good fight.
Shuke's parlay special:

Cin ML

Was ML

Min +8

Bal -7

+2248

This is going to be huge.
I"m suddenly reminded of YSR
Who is MK (initials) in the GMTAN FB group? Love that Snoop track :thumbup:
:hey: No recollection of posting that. My laptop needs a breathalyzer :lmao:
yeah, news years day at 3am. figured you were waxed
WBALLS
Serious business time:

My sister and her boyfriend got into a fight while I was in Michigan. The fight involved her phone; specifically my sister was in a bit of a 'text war' with her ex-husband's GF. Long story short, my sister's BF demanded to see her phone because he wanted to read the texts. She refused. He grabbed the phone from her and threw it against the wall, smashing it into pieces. Now, ordinarily, I'd bow up and threaten to kick his butt. However, this guy is in peak physical shape, is much bigger than me and is heavily into guns, swords and other weaponry. So that's out. But I'm pretty pissed off about this and am very concerned that he's going to hit her in the future.

What's the play here?
My sister used to date #######s. They were the softball jocks that thought their poop was Jaeger, money and chicks. This was probably 10-15 years ago. First instance was a guy about 5'8" (I'm 5'11") but he had muscle and I drank beer and poked smot. He got pissed at my sister at our parents house and kicked a hole in their wall.I have thrown 1 punch in my life. And got sued for it so I knew the damage, but I saw him at a bar one night with his friends. I walked up to his biggest buddy (who knew me and my sister) and said "This is not about you. He hurt my sister. Let it play" I then grabbed him by the shirt as he tried to buy me a shot and said "If you ever #### my sister over again, you won't have enough friends to stop me" He still bought the shot and he never called her again (they had been broken up for a few months but he had been badgering her)

The other time was a guy who was about 6'3 and 40 lbs heavier than me. This was about 3 years later. He "allegedly" hit my sister prior and I ran into him and some of his friends. He tried to pull the same thing and buy me a shot. I didn't grab his shirt but I was heavy with the finger in the face and said

"Are you cool hitting chicks? Don't ever think you can get away with what you did. You think your friends will back you? Where are they now?" As they all backed away and the few chicks they were with ran.

Physical violence isn't the best option but sometimes asserting (SP?) yourself does a wonders. :shrug:

:goodposting:
Vikes getting crushed...time to get loaded!

Congrats Packer fans.
You're one of the good ones hack. Here's to a fun rivalry :banned: Still more strypple

 

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