GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Have kid volunteer for a gay/lesbian group of some kind. The Scouts love that.

 

[Josie Maran]

Leave a severed horse head in his office.

 

[Josie Maran]

This is how I feel.

 

[Tecumseh]

Just got back from Boston. Feel like I did a middling to bad job on that interview. I was tired, hungover, just not feeling it. Unfortunately the further along I got into the day, the more interested I was in the job and the more it seemed like a great fit. I figured all of this out too late, though. :(

Write them a letter/email explaining this. They will hopefully view you in a more empathetic, positive framework. Sounds as if you have nothing to lose, only a chance to be there in an even better position than your current one.

Dear Prospective Employer,Thank you for the opportunity to interview with your firm. I was not completely sold on this job going in, so I went ahead and got fit-shaced the night before. You may have noticed I was a bit hung over early in the day (I didn't call anyone a dickmitten, did I?), but did you see how I rallied in the afternoon? That's gotta count for something, right?! Rest assured, this will probably not happen too often once you hire me. As my good friends from the innernets can attest, I am very reliable. I think you will find my references to be impeccable, though be forewarned that Julio's messages can be a little confusing at first. Looking forward to the next round of interviews.YIC,K

P.S. I'm Delta mf'in elite status. Recognize.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of scouts, one if his requirements for his current badge is "Find out how you can help your church, synagogue, temple, etc." We don't go to church. I'm not really sure how to address this.

Just have your boy put together a list of the kids he suspects are gay from his school and hand it over to the troop komandant. That should count.

 

[General Malaise]

At this point, I can't tell if I'm really really hungover or if I have the flu.

 

[General Malaise]

Let's talk coshole13 food.I was thinking bbq Friday night, but I'm open to suggestions. I was also thinking about shrimp, fried and or gumbo.Does anyone have any specialties they want me yo help them fix for one of the brunches our superbowl?

I don't get in until 9pm on Friday, so I'll just cab it to the bars, assuming some of you decide to go that route, and I hope you do. Just make sure somebody has a cold Coors Light waiting for me when I get there and I'll eat leftovers when I get to the compound.

What could go wrong?

Yeah, I'm not thrilled about a drunken 2am check-in. Drop off you bags and get settled in first. There's plenty of alcohol in Austin, no need to rush straight to the bar.

I was kind of joking, but if we are getting serious business in here, I'll go straight to your place.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Let's talk coshole13 food.I was thinking bbq Friday night, but I'm open to suggestions. I was also thinking about shrimp, fried and or gumbo.Does anyone have any specialties they want me yo help them fix for one of the brunches our superbowl?

I don't get in until 9pm on Friday, so I'll just cab it to the bars, assuming some of you decide to go that route, and I hope you do. Just make sure somebody has a cold Coors Light waiting for me when I get there and I'll eat leftovers when I get to the compound.

What could go wrong?

Yeah, I'm not thrilled about a drunken 2am check-in. Drop off you bags and get settled in first. There's plenty of alcohol in Austin, no need to rush straight to the bar.

I was kind of joking, but if we are getting serious business in here, I'll go straight to your place.

You had it right the first time, gb.

 

[Josie Maran]

At this point, I can't tell if I'm really really hungover or if I have the flu.

See video link above.

 

[General Malaise]

Let's talk coshole13 food.I was thinking bbq Friday night, but I'm open to suggestions. I was also thinking about shrimp, fried and or gumbo.Does anyone have any specialties they want me yo help them fix for one of the brunches our superbowl?

I don't get in until 9pm on Friday, so I'll just cab it to the bars, assuming some of you decide to go that route, and I hope you do. Just make sure somebody has a cold Coors Light waiting for me when I get there and I'll eat leftovers when I get to the compound.

What could go wrong?

Yeah, I'm not thrilled about a drunken 2am check-in. Drop off you bags and get settled in first. There's plenty of alcohol in Austin, no need to rush straight to the bar.

I was kind of joking, but if we are getting serious business in here, I'll go straight to your place.

You had it right the first time, gb.

Are you going?

 

[General Malaise]

At this point, I can't tell if I'm really really hungover or if I have the flu.

See video link above.

Yeah, that was good. I feel like that. I just want to curl up fetal style and hibernate for a year.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Let's talk coshole13 food.I was thinking bbq Friday night, but I'm open to suggestions. I was also thinking about shrimp, fried and or gumbo.Does anyone have any specialties they want me yo help them fix for one of the brunches our superbowl?

I don't get in until 9pm on Friday, so I'll just cab it to the bars, assuming some of you decide to go that route, and I hope you do. Just make sure somebody has a cold Coors Light waiting for me when I get there and I'll eat leftovers when I get to the compound.

What could go wrong?

Yeah, I'm not thrilled about a drunken 2am check-in. Drop off you bags and get settled in first. There's plenty of alcohol in Austin, no need to rush straight to the bar.

I was kind of joking, but if we are getting serious business in here, I'll go straight to your place.

You had it right the first time, gb.

Are you going?

Not sure yet.

 

[General Malaise]

Let's talk coshole13 food.I was thinking bbq Friday night, but I'm open to suggestions. I was also thinking about shrimp, fried and or gumbo.Does anyone have any specialties they want me yo help them fix for one of the brunches our superbowl?

I don't get in until 9pm on Friday, so I'll just cab it to the bars, assuming some of you decide to go that route, and I hope you do. Just make sure somebody has a cold Coors Light waiting for me when I get there and I'll eat leftovers when I get to the compound.

What could go wrong?

Yeah, I'm not thrilled about a drunken 2am check-in. Drop off you bags and get settled in first. There's plenty of alcohol in Austin, no need to rush straight to the bar.

I was kind of joking, but if we are getting serious business in here, I'll go straight to your place.

You had it right the first time, gb.

Are you going?

Not sure yet.

please?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Pardon my ignorance and I dont spend a ton of time at the other site.. but is the Arizona Ron thread for real or a nice yarn?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Pardon my ignorance and I dont spend a ton of time at the other site.. but is the Arizona Ron thread for real or a nice yarn?

Yes.

 

[Ignoramus]

Just got back from Boston. Feel like I did a middling to bad job on that interview. I was tired, hungover, just not feeling it. Unfortunately the further along I got into the day, the more interested I was in the job and the more it seemed like a great fit. I figured all of this out too late, though. :(

Write them a letter/email explaining this. They will hopefully view you in a more empathetic, positive framework. Sounds as if you have nothing to lose, only a chance to be there in an even better position than your current one.

Dear Prospective Employer,Thank you for the opportunity to interview with your firm. I was not completely sold on this job going in, so I went ahead and got fit-shaced the night before. You may have noticed I was a bit hung over early in the day (I didn't call anyone a dickmitten, did I?), but did you see how I rallied in the afternoon? That's gotta count for something, right?! Rest assured, this will probably not happen too often once you hire me. As my good friends from the innernets can attest, I am very reliable. I think you will find my references to be impeccable, though be forewarned that Julio's messages can be a little confusing at first. Looking forward to the next round of interviews.YIC,K

Yeah, not sure how telling them that you didn't take the interview seriously would make you seen in anything but a more pathetic framework

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

follow up letter to explain you bombed an interview b/c you were really hungover sounds like good shtick

 

[Ignoramus]

Pardon my ignorance and I dont spend a ton of time at the other site.. but is the Arizona Ron thread for real or a nice yarn?

Yes.

To my aging eyes, on the iPhone I read "nice yam". To which the answer would also be a resounding "¡Si!"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Pardon my ignorance and I dont spend a ton of time at the other site.. but is the Arizona Ron thread for real or a nice yarn?

Yes.

To my aging eyes, on the iPhone I read "nice yam". To which the answer would also be a resounding "¡Si!"

Es muy bonito.

 

[charvik]

TF - Might be able to pick you up at airport. I probably won't make it out of the house until 8:30 or so on Friday and the airport isn't all that out of the way if I'm going from my house to cos' place. Let me check with AngryWife.

Tiger Fan's coming now?Airport's only about 20 min from my house. Me, Bogey, Kev and Charv all will have cars. We'll be fine.

you keep saying that... I wouldn't count on it.

 

[YSR]

We will have a car, and it may work out that we are coming into town right around GM airport pickup time. We still have some trip planning to work out, though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Got a big laugh out of my wife with the mothballs joke. Inappropriate to teach to a 2.5 year old?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

At this point, I can't tell if I'm really really hungover or if I have the flu.

See video link above.

Yeah, that was good. I feel like that. I just want to curl up fetal style and hibernate for a year.

Yeah, exactly. I was supposed to go out to dinner with a big wig from our biggest vendor tonight but canceled. I feel like hell in so many ways.

 

[pricklypete]

Got a big laugh out of my wife with the mothballs joke. Inappropriate to teach to a 2.5 year old?

Well, my guy decided to take his show on the road and tell the joke to his teacher. My wife tried stopping him, but she was too late. The teacher tried to hold it in and managed to hold in a laugh, but let out a gigantic snort. She was very red and her eyes were watering. She just wanted to bust out. She told him while it was "a good one, please don't tell the other kids or teachers while at school". Gave him a pat on the back, walked out of the room with my wife and finally let loose with the laughing.She said it got to her becuase she wasn't expecting it. Just caught her off guard.At least he didn't laugh out a fart this time.

 

[General Malaise]

My wife went back to work today so I took a half day off and am hanging out with Hazel. She and her mom are VERY bonded, so this should be interesting. No tears so far, but it's early in the ballgame. We need the money, but I hate that we have to do this. I know it has been very hard on my wife to go back.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My wife went back to work today so I took a half day off and am hanging out with Hazel. She and her mom are VERY bonded, so this should be interesting. No tears so far, but it's early in the ballgame. We need the money, but I hate that we have to do this. I know it has been very hard on my wife to go back.

My wife could barely stand going back to work. She was at home with our kid for about a year.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Do people get more paranoid/crazy with age? In general, I mean?

 

[cstu]

Do people get more paranoid/crazy with age? In general, I mean?

I don't have any proof of it, but I think so. In fact, I get more concerned about it everyday.

 

[guru_007]

Was so happy for about 2 seconds. Read a top headline on Yahoo that USC coach was fired. Thought for sure it was Lane Kiffen :gobacktotennesseeyouworthlesspos: :####kiffin: only to read deeper...####### basketball coach wsa fired. USC has a basketball team ffs??

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do people get more paranoid/crazy with age? In general, I mean?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT ME?

 

[T Bell]

I often question whether I'm neurotic enough.

 

[cosjobs]

Do people get more paranoid/crazy with age? In general, I mean?

What do you mean by this comment? Are you implying something? I knew you've always had it in for me. And Tanner.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Do people get more paranoid/crazy with age? In general, I mean?

I think so.

 

[Josie Maran]

I often question whether I'm neurotic enough.

I find myself giving less of a #### about things with every passing year.

 

[Annyong]

I often question whether I'm neurotic enough.

I find myself giving less of a #### about things with every passing year.

i only made it halfway through your post before i stopped caring

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I often question whether I'm neurotic enough.

I find myself giving less of a #### about things with every passing year.

Actually this is true.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I often question whether I'm neurotic enough.

I find myself giving less of a #### about things with every passing year.

Put this man in cell #1 and give him a drink!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

 

[Josie Maran]

I often question whether I'm neurotic enough.

I find myself giving less of a #### about things with every passing year.

Put this man in cell #1 and give him a drink!

I love you.

 

[Josie Maran]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

 

[T Bell]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

I'll take a PM (of the letter). Meanwhile, changing your name may be an easier route. The good news is you can choose something cool, like Hercules.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old).

The one he had posted today is a doozy.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

"70 billion trillion stars at last estimate"can we get a quick number check on this?

 

[T Bell]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

"70 billion trillion stars at last estimate"can we get a quick number check on this?

I'm only up to 367.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

So we're going to have a contest to see who gets a letter published in Tanner's hometown newspaper now? Challenge accepted, sir. Challenge accepted.

 

[Josie Maran]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

I wanna party with that guy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

So we're going to have a contest to see who gets a letter published in Tanner's hometown newspaper now? Challenge accepted, sir. Challenge accepted.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

"70 billion trillion stars at last estimate"can we get a quick number check on this?

Yeah...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.

Copy and paste for your thread buddies?

My link

So we're going to have a contest to see who gets a letter published in Tanner's hometown newspaper now? Challenge accepted, sir. Challenge accepted.

This already happened...