GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So I'm thinking about diving into AZ Ron's "Loaning a Chick Money" thread...but 31 pages? It can't be that good, can it?

Key posts are all linked in the first post. Very helpful to keep up.

 

[Josie Maran]

So I'm thinking about diving into AZ Ron's "Loaning a Chick Money" thread...but 31 pages? It can't be that good, can it?

Key posts are all linked in the first post. Very helpful to keep up.

Go back to sleep.

 

[BigJohn]

Might as well admit that I've outgrown the XL...2X for me. Screw it, I;m too fat to come hang out with you guys.

Damn you people are big.If I went to this thing you monsters would end up tossing me around for party laughs. I go 5.8", a buck fifty. Bob could bring Cal so you all could place bets on how quick he makes me cry with a submission move.

It would take 2 of you plus a dead dog to make me...

 

[Josie Maran]

Still up.

 

[Guster]

Might as well admit that I've outgrown the XL...2X for me. Screw it, I;m too fat to come hang out with you guys.

Damn you people are big.If I went to this thing you monsters would end up tossing me around for party laughs. I go 5.8", a buck fifty. Bob could bring Cal so you all could place bets on how quick he makes me cry with a submission move.

It would take 2 of you plus a dead dog to make me...

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Not sure what this is all about, but I can tell you this place is the best Mexican in my old nabe (and really, the best I've had in 14 years of living here).

I'm quite sure we're not doing this

 

[Guster]

Still up.

I really hope I'm not dumb enough to try to keep up with you at coshole.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Still up.

Shoot over on the turnpike and i'll buy you a coffee

 

[flysack]

mrs. tf has been in vegas since friday. just put the boys to bed and can't wait to go to work tomorrow. i have no idea how stay at home moms do it.

This #### is hard, and I only have one. Even tougher during the week when you've got to work, then come home and deal with the kid ASAP, make them food, get them down, and then get to bed quickly because you have to wake up early.

Sunday night again. When I flee my living room as it's contaminated with Downton Abbey.

Send me a PM over at :e: reminding me to ban you.Sp:e:aking of which, the dude who is catfishing :e: right now isn't the sharpest knife in the shed. Remind me to only date 30+ when my wife inevitably leaves me.

1. Relax, Macho Comacho. I surrender my living room for an hour a week on Sunday night. Or wait, don't tell me you actually like Downton Abbey? It's like a nineteenth century 'novel of manners' meets a daytime soap opera. Educated women get their banal drama and smut draped in the veneer of "literature" that Victorian/Edwardian society tends to evoke, making them feel ok with loving banal drama and smut. No thanks. I watched half a season, gave it a solid effort, then laughed and never went back.

2. Yea, I agree. I tend to get along with younger peeps (see my job and long list of FB friends under 30), but after a few conversations about being a Canuck, immigrating to the US, and other stuff, I have to agree. Not too sharp, that one. But whatever. The thread is amusing.

 

[flysack]

Oh no's - an overweight exaggerator is terrorizing the community!?!

 

[flysack]

So I'm thinking about diving into AZ Ron's "Loaning a Chick Money" thread...but 31 pages? It can't be that good, can it?

Key posts are all linked in the first post. Very helpful to keep up.

This. And definitely worth the read. It's pure

 

[BobbyLayne]

Not sure what this is all about, but I can tell you this place is the best Mexican in my old nabe (and really, the best I've had in 14 years of living here).

I'm quite sure we're not doing this

I got your peer pressure right here, guy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Maybe cos should call her to verify things are on the up and up and that there will be adult supervision.

"Hey its Damon from the draft"

"Hey Sofa, it's Damon...Cosjobs from the time I killed St. Louis Bob."

You're gonna want to draft Colby Lewis. *hack* *wheeze*

 

[Mr.Pack]

Screw you GM.

My mom handled my divorce, dating the nanny and going to Burning Man better than she did my attendance to Mellyhole. She asked if I was exploring homosexuality.

 

[Joe T]

lol @ gm

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Cos, I'm not svelte but I think an XL will do for me TYVM. Sambuca and the rest is spot on.

 

[flysack]

Screw you GM.

My mom handled my divorce, dating the nanny and going to Burning Man better than she did my attendance to Mellyhole. She asked if I was exploring homosexuality.

Wait a minute. GM dated his babysitter? More info please. I must have missed this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Screw you GM.

My mom handled my divorce, dating the nanny and going to Burning Man better than she did my attendance to Mellyhole. She asked if I was exploring homosexuality.

Wait a minute. GM dated his babysitter? More info please. I must have missed this.

he married and impregnated her too.

 

[flysack]

Screw you GM.

My mom handled my divorce, dating the nanny and going to Burning Man better than she did my attendance to Mellyhole. She asked if I was exploring homosexuality.

Wait a minute. GM dated his babysitter? More info please. I must have missed this.

he married and impregnated her too.

Ahhh, ok. Got it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a Chik-Fil-A fried chicken biscuit last week for the first time. OMG, these things are incredible. I've stopped eating fast food for the most part but I crave Chik-Fil-A. They have to put crack in their recipes or something.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Gina the porn watching chimp

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a Chik-Fil-A fried chicken biscuit last week for the first time. OMG, these things are incredible. I've stopped eating fast food for the most part but I crave Chik-Fil-A. They have to put crack in their recipes or something.

Why don't you just start carrying a "GOD HATES ####" sign, Adolf.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, how old is your son's girlfriend?

Tanner's already declined my request to set up internal security cameras.

I'm just going to take this down now

She just turned 18 on Friday.

Horndogs

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a Chik-Fil-A fried chicken biscuit last week for the first time. OMG, these things are incredible. I've stopped eating fast food for the most part but I crave Chik-Fil-A. They have to put crack in their recipes or something.

Why don't you just start carrying a "GOD HATES ####" sign, Adolf.

Cool, just ignore my PM.Yeah, me and Mrs. SLB got in an argument about this. I threw Boy Scouts and the Catholic church back in her face. I'm calling this a draw.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner, how old is your son's girlfriend?

Tanner's already declined my request to set up internal security cameras.

I'm just going to take this down now

She just turned 18 on Friday.

Horndogs

Whew.

 

[flysack]

Tanner, how old is your son's girlfriend?

Tanner's already declined my request to set up internal security cameras.

I'm just going to take this down now

She just turned 18 on Friday.

Horndogs

Sorry Homer.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Actually we had a little scare with son's GF the other night. We were all at dinner and the wife noticed GF was wearing a small Star of David necklace. Turns out she wears it in honor of her late grandmother who was Jewish (GF is not). Whew.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Actually we had a little scare with son's GF the other night. We were all at dinner and the wife noticed GF was wearing a small Star of David necklace. Turns out she wears it in honor of her late grandmother who was Jewish (GF is not). Whew.

[insert anti-Semite Jewish screwing joke here]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure if this is a repost or not. Either way it's funny because it's true.

 

[FDAS]

I had a Chik-Fil-A fried chicken biscuit last week for the first time. OMG, these things are incredible. I've stopped eating fast food for the most part but I crave Chik-Fil-A. They have to put crack in their recipes or something.

Why don't you just start carrying a "GOD HATES ####" sign, Adolf.

I have that exact bumper sticker on my General Lee.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Outed?What's the story?

Seems to actually be a chick, only a fat, ugly one. She's trolled other sports/fantasy football boards, even using the same thread title. You can find the link he posted in the FBG thread she started, and can read messages between her and some losers she hooked.

Big girls need lovin' too!

 

[General Malaise]

Wait, were you?

Yeah. Gonna need clarification here, F.

Which hole?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Actually we had a little scare with son's GF the other night. We were all at dinner and the wife noticed GF was wearing a small Star of David necklace. Turns out she wears it in honor of her late grandmother who was Jewish (GF is not). Whew.

Kinky Jewish girls like it when you pull their horns during love-making.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Outed?What's the story?

Seems to actually be a chick, only a fat, ugly one. She's trolled other sports/fantasy football boards, even using the same thread title. You can find the link he posted in the FBG thread she started, and can read messages between her and some losers she hooked.

Big girls need lovin' too!

Christo's participation in that thread about to go up 10 fold. Which, oddly enough, is probably how many extra folds she's sporting

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Outed?What's the story?

Seems to actually be a chick, only a fat, ugly one. She's trolled other sports/fantasy football boards, even using the same thread title. You can find the link he posted in the FBG thread she started, and can read messages between her and some losers she hooked.

Big girls need lovin' too!

Wait....so, the bio she posted and the pics are someone else? This kind of thinking fascinates me because...why?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait, were you?

Yeah. Gonna need clarification here, F.

Which hole?

There's a funny joke about an American businessman playing golf in Japan........GAMAGUCHI!!!

Actually we had a little scare with son's GF the other night. We were all at dinner and the wife noticed GF was wearing a small Star of David necklace. Turns out she wears it in honor of her late grandmother who was Jewish (GF is not). Whew.

Kinky Jewish girls like it when you pull their horns during love-making.

Oh good God

 

[General Malaise]

Is it gay to use another man's netti pot?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is it gay to use another man's netti pot?

Gay? No. Disgusting? Yes.

 

[17seconds]

Hoop Dreams is overrated. It's a good doc, but to be a great one it should either stumble upon something surprising or say something greater about the country or the world. It's just about 2 kids, and it could be pretty much any 2 kids trying to make it in basketball. If you want a better doc about trying to make it from the inner city, watch Waiting for Superman.While checking Wikipedia I see Curtis Gates (the chubby older brother of William) was murdered the day before 9/11.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is it gay to use another man's netti pot?

My link

 

[Gadzooks]

Oh yeah, I'm drinking til sunrise again. I'd say I have a drinking problem, but I'm just in training for Austin.

If I could trade lives with one person (excluding SLB or Frosty for obvious reasons) it would be Homer. Though I probably wouldn't enjoy the strange sleeping schedule or the stress of worrying about potential lawsuits.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Actually we had a little scare with son's GF the other night. We were all at dinner and the wife noticed GF was wearing a small Star of David necklace. Turns out she wears it in honor of her late grandmother who was Jewish (GF is not). Whew.

Kinky Jewish girls like it when you pull their horns during love-making.

The last Jewess I dated turned (back to the) gAy. She started liking the ladies in HS, switched up and got married to a guy. got talked into dating my dumb ### by a friend, and went back to the ladies (these are the lesbians I spoke of as my possible companions to Kristagua). Even leaving the lesbian part aside, that woman is a freak in bed.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Is it gay to use another man's netti pot?

as an enema, yes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is about a mile away from my house. Made it to the front page of Reddit /r/funny

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This is about a mile away from my house. Made it to the front page of Reddit /r/funny

Awesome. I used to love those ads as a kid.

 

[Stoneys]

This is about a mile away from my house. Made it to the front page of Reddit /r/funny

 

[General Malaise]

This is about a mile away from my house. Made it to the front page of Reddit /r/funny

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Idiot Boxer, you gonna be around Greensboro ACCT time?