GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

This is perfect. Just page Bum Phillips.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys all suck.

 

[Abraham]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

I PMd him Uruk's number about 20 minutes ago, but I don't know if he read it.

Text it to me. No idea if they see pm's on mobile. My number Five one two

Nine two three

8042

 

[Disco Stu]

Crown and coke before noon is acceptable, right? Uni thinks I'm an alcoholic.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

MAN DOWN

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

I PMd him Uruk's number about 20 minutes ago, but I don't know if he read it.

Text it to me. No idea if they see pm's on mobile. My number Five one two

Nine two three

8042

Got it. Prepare for drunken texts in the future.

 

[strykerpks]

Crown and coke before noon is acceptable, right? Uni thinks I'm an alcoholic.

Cant' drink all day if you don't start in the morning

 

[Annyong]

WHERE ARE ALL THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!i'm bored

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's the protocol for a group cornhole re: slave names? Is that what we use?ETA: I'm trying to give Romo a personnel tutorial and need to know whether to include these.

Slave only and what happens in the GMTAn stays in the GMTAN.

I'll tell you what, you want to make your wife feel reassured and worry-free about your 3 day "Fear & Loathing in Texas" weekend with a bunch of strangers from the Internet? Leave your wedding ring on the coffee table. I tell you, that is a shark move there, boy.

Awesome Also managed to suck down a vodka. They even comped it. So far, so good. BJust landed in Houston.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Crown and coke before noon is acceptable, right? Uni thinks I'm an alcoholic.

Is it part of some rally or fest or crawl or adult version of a child's game/sport/activity?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Crown and coke before noon is acceptable, right? Uni thinks I'm an alcoholic.

Cant' drink all day if you don't start in the morning

My link

 

[Abraham]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

I PMd him Uruk's number about 20 minutes ago, but I don't know if he read it.

Text it to me. No idea if they see pm's on mobile. My number Five one two

Nine two three

8042

Got it. Prepare for drunken texts in the future.

It's a temp number so don't expect a lot of replies.

 

[simey]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

I PMd him Uruk's number about 20 minutes ago, but I don't know if he read it.

Text it to me. No idea if they see pm's on mobile. My number Five one two

Nine two three

8042

10 4

 

[gandalas]

Doesn't he know to check this thread to meet up?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The Cosfishing is going great.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

I PMd him Uruk's number about 20 minutes ago, but I don't know if he read it.

Text it to me. No idea if they see pm's on mobile. My number Five one two

Nine two three

8042

Got it. Prepare for drunken texts in the future.

It's a temp number so don't expect a lot of replies.

Firefly?

 

[Limp Ditka]

We were somewhere around Brenham on the edge of the oilfields when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "Why am I sitting next to Bum Phillips?; maybe you should drive..."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The Cosfishing is going great.

Must have had trouble getting the first "guests" into their cages.

 

[bentley]

Colin - please shout out Shukes name if you are somewhere in the Amayas parking lot.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Colin - please shout out Shukes name if you are somewhere in the Amayas parking lot.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

The Cosfishing is going great.

Must have had trouble getting the first "guests" into their cages.

It rubs the lotion on its skin **wheeze**Or else **cough** **cough** Aw, f--- it...

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Colin - please shout out Shukes name if you are somewhere in the Amayas parking lot.

 

[guru_007]

Man, if sober Cosjobs and Thorn can't seem to manage to get Uruk back to home base, I just can't wait to hear the details of road beer soda hauling Bentley and SLB picking up GM tonight

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Colin - please shout out Shukes name if you are somewhere in the Amayas parking lot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We were somewhere around Brenham on the edge of the oilfields when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "Why am I sitting next to Bum Phillips?; maybe you should drive..."

Kerouac rules!

 

[krista4]

Pre-coshole with YSR canceled. :(

Yeah, sorry about that. I completely underestimated the drive and our exhaustion level. The last hour here was brutal. Romo didn't even go to the casino, we both just went to bed. :(But the good news is that we're up and at 'em and hitting the road in 5 minutes.

No worries. I was at work from 7 a.m. until after 9 p.m. yesterday, so it would have been an exhausting proposition to come down there at that point anyway.

 

[Gadzooks]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

This is like the plot to "The Hangover". Homer roofied Thorn, COS and himself and now they've lost Uruk. Barely into Day 1 and CosHole weekend is already exceeding my expectations.

 

[krista4]

GM, just to take some of the heat off - this was my last driver's license picture

 

[Guster]

Crown and coke before noon is acceptable, right? Uni thinks I'm an alcoholic.

Captain and diet +4 beers in the last 90 minutes says yes

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just boarded the connecting flight and the guy across the aisle gave me free drink coupons. Score!

 

[Tecumseh]

"Attention Passengers, this is a courtesy page for Hank Hill, Bum Phillips, Alexander Downer, and/or Drew Cary. Please meet your party at the information desk."

 

[Guster]

Colin - please shout out Shukes name if you are somewhere in the Amayas parking lot.

Literally just laughed out loud

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Colin - please shout out Shukes name if you are somewhere in the Amayas parking lot.

Literally just laughed out loud

I love the visual.

 

[Guster]

WHERE ARE ALL THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!i'm bored

On the twitters

 

[Guster]

Just boarded the connecting flight and the guy across the aisle gave me free drink coupons. Score!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

just tried to find gmtan on twitter. got Glenn Michael Tan instead.

 

[krista4]

MAN DOWN

 

[Guster]

just tried to find gmtan on twitter. got Glenn Michael Tan instead.

Might follow him just to see what happens

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SWA flight attendant "there is no smoking. If you get caught smoking in the bathroom, it's a $2000 fine. Let's face it, if you could afford that, you would be flying Delta" LOL

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just boarded the connecting flight and the guy across the aisle gave me free drink coupons. Score!

All free drinks so far. I like this trend.

 

[Guster]

Just boarded the connecting flight and the guy across the aisle gave me free drink coupons. Score!

All free drinks so far. I like this trend.

The guy next to me at the airport bar was going to buy a bottle of captain if they had anymore and let me have all the drinks I wanted...but they ran out!!

 

[Guster]

MustRememberToPaceMyself

 

[Guster]

MAN DOWN

Just posted a pic on the twitters for you

 

[krista4]

MAN DOWN

Just posted a pic on the twitters for you

Was it of a fat chick? I'll see I can remember how to get to the tweets. I'm not a twitter user.

 

[krista4]

MAN DOWN

Just posted a pic on the twitters for you

Was it of a fat chick? I'll see I can remember how to get to the tweets. I'm not a twitter user.

Oh my god, that looks awful! Does it take an extra hour just to deplane from there?

 

[Guster]

MAN DOWN

Just posted a pic on the twitters for you

Was it of a fat chick? I'll see I can remember how to get to the tweets. I'm not a twitter user.

lmao... No. Didn't even think of that angle, but thanks for the suggestion. Just search twitter for @gmtanfbg or #coshole

 

[guru_007]

yeah, this twitter is gonna suck for me oh well, i'll always have mental images of the coshole to keep me going

 

[Guster]

MAN DOWN

Just posted a pic on the twitters for you

Was it of a fat chick? I'll see I can remember how to get to the tweets. I'm not a twitter user.

Oh my god, that looks awful! Does it take an extra hour just to deplane from there?

I already have to pee and I'm trapped in every possible dimension. Equidistant to the front and back of the plane. Up against the window. No hope

 

[Guster]

yeah, this twitter is gonna suck for me oh well, i'll always have mental images of the coshole to keep me going

Why no twitter?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

https://twitter.com/GMTANFBG