bentley
Footballguy
I'm still drinking. But everyone else in my house is asleep so I don't think I'm going to provide much entertainment.
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GM's thread about nothing (88 Viewers)
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I'm still drinking. But everyone else in my house is asleep so I don't think I'm going to provide much entertainment.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
I'm predicting big things for Sunday.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Huh. This happened when I met him too. Seemed like he had about 20 things going on and he took a lot of calls.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Deucing right now in hopes of alleviating the distress.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I would ingest three heaping spoonfuls of activated carbon.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Huh. Figured ysr would be the only one whose drinking was negatively impacted by meat intake.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Someone should blast Van Halen's Eruption.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
When I'm sober (in the morning)
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
This was like 5 years ago. Only thing I remember is that I had to take a #### in the clubhouse after we played, and when I came out, everyone had left.'Binky The Doormat said:Can we get some color commentary on the golf outing? Who went? Anyone play worth a ####?'Britney Spears said:He was definitely not awake at golf. I think someone was maneuvering his body around like weekend at Bernie's.:finger:What about naps - how do those factor in? Didn't GM take a power nap in the bathroom at a Mellyhole?
flysack
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Eagerly awaiting the post 4 hours from now when Guster gets his revenge and locks thorn out of the room...
Did they yell out...It's t-shirt time! Or....cabs are here!
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Sounds suspiciously like that Flomax ad.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Wow that is really mean, but it made me laugh out loud.This was like 5 years ago. Only thing I remember is that I had to take a #### in the clubhouse after we played, and when I came out, everyone had left.'Binky The Doormat said:Can we get some color commentary on the golf outing? Who went? Anyone play worth a ####?'Britney Spears said:He was definitely not awake at golf. I think someone was maneuvering his body around like weekend at Bernie's.
Guster
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Now we're talkin'. Come'on elves! Let's make some bad decisions!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Let's go buddy. You can do this.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
#### YEAH!Since coshole is boring currently, I'll take this time to make the thread about me. Bought a Big Green Egg today.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I request no 2s, 8s, or 9s.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
True champions.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
This was like 5 years ago. Only thing I remember is that I had to take a #### in the clubhouse after we played, and when I came out, everyone had left.'Binky The Doormat said:Can we get some color commentary on the golf outing? Who went? Anyone play worth a ####?'Britney Spears said:He was definitely not awake at golf. I think someone was maneuvering his body around like weekend at Bernie's.
GM was in the "group of honor" with Melly, JoeT and maybe MexiJoe or Tat? Melly and JoeT and Tat are all good golfers and Mex isn't bad... Forrest however, is pretty bad. I was in the group in front of them and at times they'd catch up to us on various holes. Forrest was rocking the Ted and hammering beers and it wasn't 4 holes before he was a talking monkey. Melly was pretty irritated, it was great. For awhile GM joined our foursome, or maybe was kicked out of Melly's. That was also great. So many swings and misses and a lot of laying down in the tee box while everyone else teed off.
Is Bogart telling people he's Gadzooks?Who killed GM?
Guster
Footballguy
He is awake but conserving energy for tomorrow. Would have come out if there was more room in the car
charvik
Footballguy
Really proud of those guys. Not sure what happened to our hero Homer.Winners.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Plenty of cabs out there that could make this a story of REDEMPTION!Really proud of those guys. Not sure what happened to our hero Homer.
Not really sure what everyone expected of Bentley. A Mexican?
sporthenry
Footballguy
Or nice Austin girls to drive you around.Plenty of cabs out there that could make this a story of REDEMPTION!Really proud of those guys. Not sure what happened to our hero Homer.
Second half has started and Homer's team needs a rally. You don't get to a game this big very often.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I don't think it was intentional.Wow that is really mean, but it made me laugh out loud.This was like 5 years ago. Only thing I remember is that I had to take a #### in the clubhouse after we played, and when I came out, everyone had left.'Binky The Doormat said:Can we get some color commentary on the golf outing? Who went? Anyone play worth a ####?'Britney Spears said:He was definitely not awake at golf. I think someone was maneuvering his body around like weekend at Bernie's.
I feel like #### but if Homer comes down I'll pay for a cab to head down there.Plenty of cabs out there that could make this a story of REDEMPTION!Really proud of those guys. Not sure what happened to our hero Homer.
proninja
Footballguy
Awesome.I feel like #### but if Homer comes down I'll pay for a cab to head down there.Plenty of cabs out there that could make this a story of REDEMPTION!Really proud of those guys. Not sure what happened to our hero Homer.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
Gotta make this happen. If my sorry 51 year old ### can rally for more beers after a two day drunkfest, yours can.I feel like #### but if Homer comes down I'll pay for a cab to head down there.Plenty of cabs out there that could make this a story of REDEMPTION!Really proud of those guys. Not sure what happened to our hero Homer.
Red Bull Vodka solves everything
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Pretty much been waiting for this since Wednesday
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This is my experience.
Stoneys
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