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A conf call an hour before the Super Bowl? #### those guys.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
This isn't Russia. Is this Russia?
Oh bull####. I was seriously touched man. It was really great to meet you and the your boys.
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing,making exciting underwear...."
If everyone wears that, the terrorists have won. And the gays. And the Mexicans.
You're a righteous dude, Bob, but let's be honest - you like a drink.
I didn't want to flirripple the hell out of this thread but
Very true GB. Sober February couldn't have gotten here soon enough.You're a righteous dude, Bob, but let's be honest - you like a drink.
Fortunately my laptop was within reach, as was my drink. My back is starting to get stiff however...
I don't say that by way of criticism. And BTW, it kills me that I missed coshole. Damn that sounds like it was fun.Very true GB. Sober February couldn't have gotten here soon enough.You're a righteous dude, Bob, but let's be honest - you like a drink.
I really am the tip end of a hemorrhoid.I didn't want to flirripple the hell out of this thread but
I don't say that by way of criticism. And BTW, it kills me that I missed coshole. Damn that sounds like it was fun.Very true GB. Sober February couldn't have gotten here soon enough.You're a righteous dude, Bob, but let's be honest - you like a drink.
Either way, it's pretty accurate.The whole weekend was pretty awesome on so many levels. Really wish you were there. Mrs. SLB told me to say hello.
Show usssssss your titssssssss, preciousssssss!
Thanks for the lift! I felt like I spent a disproportionate amount of time in your vehicle compared to others. Surprisingly, nobody would let me drive their cars. Dinner Saturday night was awesome, even though it was the next planet over. Bob, thanks for paying for that. Damon, thanks for having my stupid, sophomoric and disorderly fanny at your lovely property. You are a wonderful host and an even better friend. Homer, sorry I didn't have sex with you the second night. I was just exhausted, but I did like how you were watching late night soft core porn at 3am. Guster, Stu, Bogart, Uni...ya'll were nice to include me in your conquests on Friday. Sorry I wasn't able to pull more leg for our group, but I think deep down, every woman I met in Austin dug my chili. Smooooooooooooooth operator. Uruk...man. It was a pleasure to meet you. I really wish I had spent more time with you and less time sleeping with Homer. But I'm really glad we got a chance to meet. Bentley, thanks for the ride from the airport and for reminding me to get a vasectomy. Kevzilla, you still have fabulous hair. Thorn wears socks for shoes. Romo doesn't look anything like Romo. Judson on the right.He has a good friend in Dallas who is pretty sick (terminally ill?), so he's headed to Dallas for a Super Bowl party with him.I got him to the airport on time, and other than the fact that he walked into the United terminal when he and I had just 90 seconds earlier established that he was flying American, I feel good about him making it to Dallas.I'm going to miss that albino.why isn't GM staying for the super bowl?
Was I one of them?What do I owe you for the fees?
I'd have filled in for you. Could've been legendary shtick.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
You're suspect!
His wife is awesome. Willing to have fun and accept his Internet friends right away. And good looking to boot!Guster was also a surprise. We have been connected on linked in for a while but I never knew that was him. Dude is obviously very smart and charismatic. He'd make a good ponzi scheme administrator. Stu is EXACTLY like I imagined. Quiet but friendly, calm under alcoholic duress. Cool as the other side of the pillow, as they say. Bogart was much less abrasive than I imagined. Dude is super friendly and has a quality rare these days: the ability to listen without looking like he is simply waiting for his chance to speak.Homer is nothing like you imagine. He's much worse. Much much worse. But in a good way. 
Imagine a guy who said, "#### it, I like to drink and goof off and sleep late. Being a bartender is my calling." Imagine if the Bart Simpson who was introduced in1989 had continued aging and was in his 30's now. That's him - and he's awesome. Romo was a great sport but had a perpetual "how did I send up her with all of these heathens?" Look going on most of th time. And his wife appears to be about as cool of a "chick " as possible, especially since she was sober. At one point I went to get booze from her car and didn't know which one it was. She said, "it's the old black Camry missing a hubcap....don't laugh....the car chose me." I drank with thorn for about four hours before he revealed they he was an attorney, which made me almost fall over and hit my head on the ground. UNi has the look of a hipster but none of the air. Friendly dude, would fit in well in Austin. Even gave me a man hug when we parted. But my favorite moment was hanging with Uruk when everyone had left for dinner Saturday and I was finishing a beer. He was not feeling well but tried to tough it out because he's that guy that wants everyone to he happy and comfortable even when it isn't his house and he feels awful. Thanks good buddy. Hang in there.
Again, thanks for running the squares contest, Guster.
Nothing he did at all. I think I had some impressions based on poorly remembered posts. He's an awesome dude and I'm glad to have sorted that out.
Great Taste of the Midwest weekend, imo
i have a 10k sq ft house with outbuildings on the acreageshoot your own food, though
Do you neighbors have cows?
I didn't know what to expect from Abraham, but I sure as hell didn't expect Vince Vaughn in a sweater vest.
Haven't heard the Vv comparison in a while.
I'm already throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening!BTW - what's AO?
I was more comfortable around him on day two when he was dressed like a civilian. Day one I worried there may be a frat pitch coming. #rushchairmanDamn glad to meet him though.I didn't know what to expect from Abraham, but I sure as hell didn't expect Vince Vaughn in a sweater vest.
do i like the Packers?
I wear the sweater vest to meet customer visits. So," no" going forward?I was more comfortable around him on day two when he was dressed like a civilian. Day one I worried there may be a frat pitch coming. #rushchairmanDamn glad to meet him though.I didn't know what to expect from Abraham, but I sure as hell didn't expect Vince Vaughn in a sweater vest.
I'm still shuked, but I think I'm seeing the light.I thought Albert Oaks was a hotel where everyone who couldn't fit in Cos' house stayed. Does Cos own a hotel?
not sure my search link worked, but it's been discussed in here dozens of times.he recently converted his place into a B&B. Coshole was at AO.
Better.
[buttheadvoice]Hey baby...[:/buttheadvoice](Tell Sean hello. Hope you had a good drive)I liked it.
Says it's private.
It worked. Led me to albertoaks.com. Thanks.Nice looking joint, cos.
Yeah...it's says the video is private.efforting
