GM's thread about nothing (59 Viewers)

[Tremendous Upside]

TRE: -120Homer: +100

Max bet Tre

 

[Bogart]

My car still smells like beer. That can't be good if I get pulled over.

####, sorry. I'll pay to have it cleaned

No worries. A little Febreze should solve it.

 

[bentley]

The open container laws were very different here up until the early 2000s. The only way the driver could get in trouble was if the cop actually observed him consuming. Otherwise it was fair game. Everybody I knew in college had a floorboard full of empties. I think that culture is pretty persistent despite the change. I hardly think twice about a road beer, particularly if its after dark.

 

[Abraham]

The open container laws were very different here up until the early 2000s. The only way the driver could get in trouble was if the cop actually observed him consuming. Otherwise it was fair game. Everybody I knew in college had a floorboard full of empties. I think that culture is pretty persistent despite the change. I hardly think twice about a road beer, particularly if its after dark.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Stu has a very calm, almost effeminate voice. I think its part of his bit. Over the years I imagine by the time some girl figures out that he's not gay he's already done ####### her.

Taking friendly fire here.

Yeah, because Buck sounds like Clubber Lang

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

My car still smells like beer. That can't be good if I get pulled over.

[80sDWIguy] don't worry about it [80sDWIguy]

 

[Guster]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

 

[Disco Stu]

Stu has a very calm, almost effeminate voice. I think its part of his bit. Over the years I imagine by the time some girl figures out that he's not gay he's already done ####### her.

Taking friendly fire here.

Yeah, because Buck sounds like Clubber Lang

I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The open container laws were very different here up until the early 2000s. The only way the driver could get in trouble was if the cop actually observed him consuming. Otherwise it was fair game. Everybody I knew in college had a floorboard full of empties. I think that culture is pretty persistent despite the change. I hardly think twice about a road beer, particularly if its after dark.

I know that back in the 80s, here in Oklahoma West, open container laws weren't really enforced unless you were obviously drunk or the cop wanted to be a jaggle. Hell, I remember back in HS that if the cops caught underage kids driving around with beer (opened or unopened) 90% of the time they would just force you to pour it out.These days? It's a $250 fine. $1000 if the driver or passenger is under 21.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Stu has a very calm, almost effeminate voice. I think its part of his bit. Over the years I imagine by the time some girl figures out that he's not gay he's already done ####### her.

Taking friendly fire here.

Yeah, because Buck sounds like Clubber Lang

I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

"Prediction?.............Pain"

 

[Disco Stu]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

I go to WI and MN at least twice a year but don't think I'd survive a cornhole up there. Those guys are on another level.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

I have a youtube link somewhere.

 

[strykerpks]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

 

[charvik]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

Bottle or glass?

 

[Thorn]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

Bottle or glass?

 

[T Bell]

Were there "regular" people staying at AO this weekend, or was it just a bunch of drunks and cosparents??

Who knew getting my wife pregnant 9 months ago would have caused me to miss this everything.

You've been sentenced to 18-to-life. glllll

Oh, this was girl #3 :homerstayawayplease: so I have known this. When the idea of Coshole first surfaced I asked my wife if she would be fine with me going and she agreed, then I looked at the calander and realized going the weekend she was going to give birth probably wasn't the smartest move on my part.

Do you realize how legendary you would have been?

 

[charvik]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

Bottle or glass?

8oz?

 

[Guster]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

Bottle or glass?

look at the notebook on this guy

 

[strykerpks]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

Bottle or glass?

 

[Mr.Pack]

does Austin just have guys in bear suits hanging out at the bars for no real reason? Was there Swingers shtick going on with GM trying to kill the bear but just pawing at it a little bit?

No one seems to want to answer who it was that had the Bear suit on.

Would you be surprised to learn it was passed around ?

Not at all. But there's a pic of someone wearing it.

That was a guy that was out to the bars drinking alone in a bear suit

Too funny

 

[Mr.Pack]

For those that don't have the twitters, i will try to download all the pics into the FBG G+ photo album I have shared

oh, and I never thanked you for running the super bowl squares pool - thank you guster!

Thanks GB

 

[charvik]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

Bottle or glass?

I'll dig up my times. I did 11oz bottle and 17oz glass, but can't remember the times right now.Eta: you look faster than me, but hard to tell from video

 

[flysack]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

If it's speed with beers, stryker is the guy you want.

I wish i had saved one of the videos of him pounding a beer. Completely in awe

Bottle or glass?

*New internet hero alert*

 

[flysack]

What's the format of the drinking contest? Is it speed or volume?

Shot for shot (like Raiders) would be the most entertaining, IMO.

 

[T Bell]

We interupt this broadcast for an important service announcement!

ATTENTION GMTAN USERS

On or about July 27th in the year of our Lord, 2013, there will be a pay-per-view event you have to see!

Please watch

1st Annual Mickey Mantle Invitational?

 

[T Bell]

My car still smells like beer. That can't be good if I get pulled over.

Just out of curiosity: Are open container laws different in Texas than other places?

Can an entire car be an open container?

 

[charvik]

Found it:Bottle 4.165sGlass 4.012sNever did manage to break the dream barrier, not for lack of trying though.

 

[charvik]

Jeebus: http://www.beerrecord.com/#guinness

 

[flysack]

We interupt this broadcast for an important service announcement!

ATTENTION GMTAN USERS

On or about July 27th in the year of our Lord, 2013, there will be a pay-per-view event you have to see!

Please watch

There's already plans for a 20th year Telethon for a New Liver Reunion.

 

[Josie Maran]

Happily at home with a belly full of pizza. Missing Austin already...and the half dozen female soccer players that are now occupying our rooms.

 

[Josie Maran]

And regarding any consumption contests, I will not be going toe-to-toe with Tre anytime soon. I fear that guy.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.Me: It's bed time.Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.Me: Alright.Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.Me: You are? Why?Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.

Awesome. Pretty pumped for when my little boy starts making real words.

It's sweet. Here is the extent of his vocabulary:carscookiemickeymommybabynooknolightthisthatapple juiceletters: C, E, M, O, THe'll semi-accurately repeat just about anything you say, but isn't fond of much other than the above.

One of the twins loves trucks. Which is great, but when he says "truck" the word "####" comes out.

And now the other one keeps repeating "Percy" from Thomas the Train. listening to a 2 year old say #####

 

[General Malaise]

Happily at home with a belly full of pizza. Missing Austin already...and the half dozen female soccer players that are now occupying our rooms.

Good thing we left traces of our semen around the room for them to play with.

 

[Josie Maran]

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Jeebus: http://www.beerrecord.com/#guinness

Respect

 

[mr. furley]

we need a midwest GMTAN cornhole at some point. Should we all meet up in Madison or something?seems like a good spot for Minnesota, Milwaukee, and Chicago people at least.

Great Taste of the Midwest weekend, imo

Oh, hell yes. That may be better than my idea of getting the wallaby there.I want a dedicated webcam on Homer.

aren't those tickets hard to get or something?

well, yes, but it's only a few hours on saturday afternoon

 

[Guster]

Working on my weekend recap (will likely be published tomorrow). I'm already over 1500 words and I haven't even gotten to Friday yet

 

[SofaKings]

Coshole Squares have been drawn...

FBG Name		AFC (BAL)	NFC (SF)Kevzilla		1	6Krista		7	3The Ref		8	3Uruk-Hai		4	1

Big congrats to the winners!Quarter 1 ($500): Baltimore 7 - San Francisco 3 (Krista4)Quarter 2 ($500): Baltimore 21 - San Francisco 6 (Kevzilla)Quarter 3 ($500): Baltimore 28 - San Francisco 23 (The Ref)Quarter 4/Final ($1000): Baltimore 34 - San Francisco 31 (Uruk-Hai)I paid Kev in cash in person. I'll be in touch with Krista, The Ref and U-H tonight to get them their winnings

After I hit the last quarter:Gusher (thinks he's whispering to cos but is actually screaming): "I don't really have to pay him, do I? He's going to die, right?"

HFS!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't want to toot my own horn, but every time I've gone out drinking with TRE and he ends up crashing at my place (the bar we usually end up at is 2 blocks from my house) he's done before I am.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Coshole Squares have been drawn...

FBG Name		AFC (BAL)	NFC (SF)Kevzilla		1	6Krista		7	3The Ref		8	3Uruk-Hai		4	1

Big congrats to the winners!Quarter 1 ($500): Baltimore 7 - San Francisco 3 (Krista4)Quarter 2 ($500): Baltimore 21 - San Francisco 6 (Kevzilla)Quarter 3 ($500): Baltimore 28 - San Francisco 23 (The Ref)Quarter 4/Final ($1000): Baltimore 34 - San Francisco 31 (Uruk-Hai)I paid Kev in cash in person. I'll be in touch with Krista, The Ref and U-H tonight to get them their winnings

After I hit the last quarter:Gusher (thinks he's whispering to cos but is actually screaming): "I don't really have to pay him, do I? He's going to die, right?"

HFS!!!

OMFG. uruk - very sorry, I laughed out loud. I am so sorry. I have this vision in my head of him jumping around with a big smile on his face.

 

[General Malaise]

Well, I'm either coming down with the flu or I'm still hungover.

 

[shuke]

I don't understand how a grown man can "not know how to Netflix"

Now I understand.

LMFAO

 

[shuke]

Shuke> I forgot to say thanks for the app advice. Thanks.

Do what now? Appetizers? WTF are you talking about?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[Guster]

I don't want to toot my own horn, but every time I've gone out drinking with TRE and he ends up crashing at my place (the bar we usually end up at is 2 blocks from my house) he's done before I am.

i hope he's a gentle lover

 

[General Malaise]

I don't understand how a grown man can "not know how to Netflix"

Now I understand.

LMFAO

Mother ####bucket, if it KILLS me, I will install Netfliz in my house this year.

 

[shuke]

Homer takes this time to reprimand DB, telling her to "get your ### back in the bar, and you buy another round. You go. NOW!! Another round. You make this good." At one point my bottle was cracked from her hitting it so many times, I may or may not have drank shards of glass, and Homer hit her bottle to make it spill. DB proceeded to pour it at Homer which caused him to take his bottle of beer and pour it on his own head, and yelling "You really think that bothers me?? Well, do ya?? I don't give a ####!!"

Rules

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't want to toot my own horn, but every time I've gone out drinking with TRE and he ends up crashing at my place (the bar we usually end up at is 2 blocks from my house) he's done before I am.

i hope he's a gentle lover

He broke PV's butt bone, what do you think?

 

[T Bell]

Well, I'm either coming down with the flu or I'm still hungover.

Start hiding deer antler spray.