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I couldn't find a mullet pic.

I did find my high school driver's license.

I know I look like a serial killer, but I was just scared. This is because I smoked a bowl in the DMV parking lot 5-10 minutes before this pic. It sounded like a hilarious idea to a dumb 18 year old (get high and surround yourself with government employees and cops; what could go wrong?)

So my face may be saying, I'm going to kill you all, but my mind was really screaming "THEY KNOW I'M ON DRUGS! OH GOD THEY KNOW! Ok, stay cool, stay cool, stay cool..."

Kids, don't do drugs, mmkay?

 
I'm guessing you looked like this when you landed Mrs SLB
More like this.
I was told that Bob's hair was the first thing that attracted Mrs. SLB to him. I guess she stayed for the constant stream of new jewelry.
:lmao:
:lmao:
You guys playin' cards?
:lmao:
I'm adding taking NyQuil to the list of apologies I am going to issue to this child one day.
Desperate times, gentlemen. Desperate times. :thumbup:
Romo should be rubbing you to sleep.
All nighter. #### all y'all.
Sorry I disappeared, I must have been reeking of pheromones or something. :unsure:
 
I couldn't find a mullet pic.

I did find my high school driver's license.

I know I look like a serial killer, but I was just scared. This is because I smoked a bowl in the DMV parking lot 5-10 minutes before this pic. It sounded like a hilarious idea to a dumb 18 year old (get high and surround yourself with government employees and cops; what could go wrong?)

So my face may be saying, I'm going to kill you all, but my mind was really screaming "THEY KNOW I'M ON DRUGS! OH GOD THEY KNOW! Ok, stay cool, stay cool, stay cool..."

Kids, don't do drugs, mmkay?
:backsawayslowly:
 
I couldn't find a mullet pic.

I did find my high school driver's license.

I know I look like a serial killer, but I was just scared. This is because I smoked a bowl in the DMV parking lot 5-10 minutes before this pic. It sounded like a hilarious idea to a dumb 18 year old (get high and surround yourself with government employees and cops; what could go wrong?)

So my face may be saying, I'm going to kill you all, but my mind was really screaming "THEY KNOW I'M ON DRUGS! OH GOD THEY KNOW! Ok, stay cool, stay cool, stay cool..."

Kids, don't do drugs, mmkay?
:backsawayslowly:
Tecumseh's comment on FB: "By the power of Grayskull!" :lmao: :lmao:

 
As posted on the text feed yesterday, we went to The Magic House yesterday morning with the Boy Scouts. If you are ever in the area and have kids with you, it's a must see. Anyhow, one of the rooms is a mock up of the Oval Office. I hear Cal tell one of the other kids "this is what my office will look like, I'm running in 2040." I did a little math and that will be an election year and he will be 35 on the nose. This kid freaks me out sometimes. :mellow:

 
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I have a photo around here somewhere of me giving the Blue Steel look during the unfortunate three month period when I thought acid wash short overalls would be a good fashion statement. Hopefully I can find it later today.

 
I won "best looking" in high school. :hifive:If any of you is currently Gordon Gekko, just kill him off. It's bad. The original was pretty awesome. I don't know what happened the last few years though.

 
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Are SLB, Stu, and I the only brave ones here?
I take enough abuse for who I am. I will not invite further abuse over the total dorkwad I used to be. :lmao:
Wow - really wish I could have made it to Coshole. Loving the pictures, brings back good memories. High School Prom - Junior YrTypical parents pics prior to picking up my date. Spring - 1975. Sophomore Year - Miami University, OHMy Spring pledge picture for Phi Delta Theta (Early Spring 1977). Quite a bit of hair cut off prior to the picture for my mom. And notice the sweet J. Riggins "burnt orange" wide-lapel 3-piece suit. We made fun of the frat rats, but they were pretty good dudes and had amazing parties. I left Miami after that Spring and switched schools. My pledge class successfully led enough misbehavior to have the fraternity kicked off campus in what would have been my senior year. Good times.
 
Are SLB, Stu, and I the only brave ones here?
I take enough abuse for who I am. I will not invite further abuse over the total dorkwad I used to be. :lmao:
Wow - really wish I could have made it to Coshole. Loving the pictures, brings back good memories. High School Prom - Junior YrTypical parents pics prior to picking up my date. Spring - 1975. Sophomore Year - Miami University, OHMy Spring pledge picture for Phi Delta Theta (Early Spring 1977). Quite a bit of hair cut off prior to the picture for my mom. And notice the sweet J. Riggins "burnt orange" wide-lapel 3-piece suit. We made fun of the frat rats, but they were pretty good dudes and had amazing parties. I left Miami after that Spring and switched schools. My pledge class successfully led enough misbehavior to have the fraternity kicked off campus in what would have been my senior year. Good times.
:thumbup: :lmao:
 
So no former skaters in here? I had all my hair cut very short (slightly more than buzz cut) with skater bangs to about my chin. This pic is so rare I don't even have it.

 
So no former skaters in here? I had all my hair cut very short (slightly more than buzz cut) with skater bangs to about my chin. This pic is so rare I don't even have it.
Oh yes, but mine never got too long up front because my dad would flip out and make me cut it.
 
So no former skaters in here? I had all my hair cut very short (slightly more than buzz cut) with skater bangs to about my chin. This pic is so rare I don't even have it.
Oh yes, but mine never got too long up front because my dad would flip out and make me cut it.
I used to keep them tucked behind an ear. My dad would have only flipped out if I had my ears pierced apparently.
 
Are SLB, Stu, and I the only brave ones here?
I take enough abuse for who I am. I will not invite further abuse over the total dorkwad I used to be. :lmao:
Wow - really wish I could have made it to Coshole. Loving the pictures, brings back good memories. High School Prom - Junior YrTypical parents pics prior to picking up my date. Spring - 1975. Sophomore Year - Miami University, OHMy Spring pledge picture for Phi Delta Theta (Early Spring 1977). Quite a bit of hair cut off prior to the picture for my mom. And notice the sweet J. Riggins "burnt orange" wide-lapel 3-piece suit. We made fun of the frat rats, but they were pretty good dudes and had amazing parties. I left Miami after that Spring and switched schools. My pledge class successfully led enough misbehavior to have the fraternity kicked off campus in what would have been my senior year. Good times.
What was Freddy Mercury really like?
 
Are SLB, Stu, and I the only brave ones here?
I take enough abuse for who I am. I will not invite further abuse over the total dorkwad I used to be. :lmao:
Wow - really wish I could have made it to Coshole. Loving the pictures, brings back good memories. High School Prom - Junior YrTypical parents pics prior to picking up my date. Spring - 1975. Sophomore Year - Miami University, OHMy Spring pledge picture for Phi Delta Theta (Early Spring 1977). Quite a bit of hair cut off prior to the picture for my mom. And notice the sweet J. Riggins "burnt orange" wide-lapel 3-piece suit. We made fun of the frat rats, but they were pretty good dudes and had amazing parties. I left Miami after that Spring and switched schools. My pledge class successfully led enough misbehavior to have the fraternity kicked off campus in what would have been my senior year. Good times.
What was Freddy Mercury really like?
Super-prancy, flamey but an excellent kisser.
 
Ugh, I was able to find a couple of high-school pics that people had tagged me in on Facebook.Stylin. Subtitle: what's she doing to that chair?Pom-pom squad, junior year. shuke please don't rank these.
How you doin'?
Are SLB, Stu, and I the only brave ones here?
I take enough abuse for who I am. I will not invite further abuse over the total dorkwad I used to be. :lmao:
Wow - really wish I could have made it to Coshole. Loving the pictures, brings back good memories. High School Prom - Junior YrTypical parents pics prior to picking up my date. Spring - 1975. Sophomore Year - Miami University, OHMy Spring pledge picture for Phi Delta Theta (Early Spring 1977). Quite a bit of hair cut off prior to the picture for my mom. And notice the sweet J. Riggins "burnt orange" wide-lapel 3-piece suit. We made fun of the frat rats, but they were pretty good dudes and had amazing parties. I left Miami after that Spring and switched schools. My pledge class successfully led enough misbehavior to have the fraternity kicked off campus in what would have been my senior year. Good times.
What was Freddy Mercury really like?
Super-prancy, flamey but an excellent kisser.
:lmao:
 
Saw the cop that let Mrs. SLB off for speeding a couple of days ago on my walk. He was shooting radar as usual so I walk over to him, shake his hand, and tell him "thanks for letting my goofy wife off a last week for speeding". He just :lmao: :lmao: says "ah damn it Bob, I've already forgotten about it". :thumbup:

 
I did find my high school driver's license.I know I look like a serial killer
More specifically, you look like a serial killer that murdered fuller, cut off his face and wore it to the dmv like hannibal lecter escaping from prison.
You've really thought about this.
Killing fuller? No. I mean, not recently.
I'm not judging. If you're going to kill someone solely for how good their face would turn into a mask, Fuller is your guy.
 
:eek: How do I say this tactfully? Guster, were you a porker?
I probably weigh about the same now as I did then... I just actually work out now instead of coming home from school and slamming a Celeste Cheese Pizza before dinner. My style apparently was to hide my chubbiness with baggy, unflattering clothes, including the choice ribbed puffy sweater in that picture. I think I had wide waled corduroys on too :thumbup:
 
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:eek: How do I say this tactfully? Guster, were you a porker?
I probably weigh about the same now as I did then... I just actually work out now instead of coming home from school and slamming a Celeste Cheese Pizza before dinner. My style apparently was to hide my chubbiness with baggy, unflattering clothes, including the choice ribbed puffy sweater in that picture. I think I had wide waled corduroys on too :thumbup:
Cecil Lammey is still keeping this look alive.
 
I did find my high school driver's license.I know I look like a serial killer
More specifically, you look like a serial killer that murdered fuller, cut off his face and wore it to the dmv like hannibal lecter escaping from prison.
You've really thought about this.
Killing fuller? No. I mean, not recently.
I'm not judging. If you're going to kill someone solely for how good their face would turn into a mask, Fuller is your guy.
:lmao:What years are these BTW? 1988 for both of mine. Great year 1988.
 

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