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[flysack]

Spoiler

We need a top secret cornhole mission where we all just show up at Homer's bar. Who's with me?

Spoiler

I've thought about it before, during one of my NYC trips. So I'm in.

 

[General Malaise]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

 

[flysack]

Spoiler

We need a top secret cornhole mission where we all just show up at Homer's bar. Who's with me?

I think about this every time I'm in NYC.Hello, exactly!

 

[flysack]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111

This would have been exciting before the Asian Robot Post. Poor GM.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Moar pope humor

A million likes? I think a retweet from Dan Brown would do it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Like I said, wine fridge.

 

[General Malaise]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?I really didn't take any boudoir candids of our favorite Ohioan, but my man cave is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weak compared to what other guys have that I'm too embarrassed to show it. I don't even have a HD TV in my living room. Cosjobs has a ginormous one for his patio. My buddy that hosted the superbowl also had a giant flat screen TV outdoors, installed high on the rafter beams like an outdoor bar setting. I'm rocking a tiny little Pirates of the Carabean TV and a 1993 Sony Receiver. If only I had a St. Pauli's Girl neon sign or two.

 

[General Malaise]

Like I said, wine fridge.

Oh, I'll add some wine. BOXED!Right now all it has is Coors Light and some gogurts.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My current top 5 GMTAN wives:#1 Mrs. SLB#2 Mrs. Frosty#3 AngryWife#4 Romo#5 GM's Nanny/wifeIf your wife isn't listed above and you want her to be eligible, please post pics in this thread. It's much easier than stalking thru your FB photos.I love you.

List begins and ends with Tiger Fan's wife.

DIY

 

[Tiger Fan]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

 

[FDAS]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

Sending FB friend request in order to see your wife's pics.

 

[flysack]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?I really didn't take any boudoir candids of our favorite Ohioan, but my man cave is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weak compared to what other guys have that I'm too embarrassed to show it. I don't even have a HD TV in my living room. Cosjobs has a ginormous one for his patio. My buddy that hosted the superbowl also had a giant flat screen TV outdoors, installed high on the rafter beams like an outdoor bar setting. I'm rocking a tiny little Pirates of the Carabean TV and a 1993 Sony Receiver. If only I had a St. Pauli's Girl neon sign or two.

It's your fortrus of solitude, GM. That's all that matters.

 

[General Malaise]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

We talking about the guy on the far left? I guess they do kinda look alike. Both guys are generational Texans. Andrew's family is very well (and old) moneyed and like Bentley, he married a very attractive lass, who is the lead portfolio manager of fixed income for American Airlines. All this means is that Andrew is a part-time substitute teacher and a full time dad. Dude is living the freaking dream. But his wife isn't angry. She's like the nicest lady in the world.

 

[General Malaise]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?I really didn't take any boudoir candids of our favorite Ohioan, but my man cave is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weak compared to what other guys have that I'm too embarrassed to show it. I don't even have a HD TV in my living room. Cosjobs has a ginormous one for his patio. My buddy that hosted the superbowl also had a giant flat screen TV outdoors, installed high on the rafter beams like an outdoor bar setting. I'm rocking a tiny little Pirates of the Carabean TV and a 1993 Sony Receiver. If only I had a St. Pauli's Girl neon sign or two.

It's your fortrus of solitude, GM. That's all that matters.

My sons freaking love it. And my wife is happy to have the Wii out of the house, as it causes much bickering between the boys.

 

[Abraham]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

We talking about the guy on the far left? I guess they do kinda look alike. Both guys are generational Texans. Andrew's family is very well (and old) moneyed and like Bentley, he married a very attractive lass, who is the lead portfolio manager of fixed income for American Airlines. All this means is that Andrew is a part-time substitute teacher and a full time dad. Dude is living the freaking dream. But his wife isn't angry. She's like the nicest lady in the world.

I think they mean the guy on the far right that looks like the dork on CSI Miami.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

We talking about the guy on the far left? I guess they do kinda look alike.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!!

Congrats on buying something that 80% of American school teachers have bought.

 

[General Malaise]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

We talking about the guy on the far left? I guess they do kinda look alike. Both guys are generational Texans. Andrew's family is very well (and old) moneyed and like Bentley, he married a very attractive lass, who is the lead portfolio manager of fixed income for American Airlines. All this means is that Andrew is a part-time substitute teacher and a full time dad. Dude is living the freaking dream. But his wife isn't angry. She's like the nicest lady in the world.

I think they mean the guy on the far right that looks like the dork on CSI Miami.

Alfred??? He's from Honduras.

 

[General Malaise]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!!

Congrats on buying something that 80% of American school teachers have bought.

Well, no offense, but I actually have enjoyed a regulation sized ice box for quite some time. But one day, if you save up, you too can upgrade from the minifridge.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?

Really?

 

[Ignoramus]

Also, over the weekend, I made a purchase off of Craigslist of an item I've never purchased before. Winner gets the sleeping nude pics I took of Homer at Coshole.

Wine fridge?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fine. You all suck.

I bought a Mini Fridge!!!!

Congrats on buying something that 80% of American school teachers have bought.

Well, no offense, but I actually have enjoyed a regulation sized ice box for quite some time. But one day, if you save up, you too can upgrade from the minifridge.

Look at gramps using the internets!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?

I can hold out for pictures of naked homer in the garage.

 

[Ignoramus]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?I really didn't take any boudoir candids of our favorite Ohioan, but my man cave is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weak compared to what other guys have that I'm too embarrassed to show it. I don't even have a HD TV in my living room. Cosjobs has a ginormous one for his patio. My buddy that hosted the superbowl also had a giant flat screen TV outdoors, installed high on the rafter beams like an outdoor bar setting. I'm rocking a tiny little Pirates of the Carabean TV and a 1993 Sony Receiver. If only I had a St. Pauli's Girl neon sign or two.

It's your fortrus of solitude, GM. That's all that matters.

I see what you did there.

 

[Josie Maran]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?

Really?

Just answer the question.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Fine. You all suck.I bought a Mini Fridge!!!! Never owned one of these before. In the frat house, the room I lived in just sort of...came with one. And man, did that thing accumulate some filth. But no, THIS mini fridge has an NFL logo that lights up!!! And when you grab one can of beer, ANOTHER CAN OF BEER SLIDES DOWN!!!11111one111So now, in one corner of our garage, we have:- TV with a WII hooked up- My old Sony receiver from college that still works after years of sitting in a box!- 2 (TWO) large Acoustic Speakers that my grandfather gave me in HS that - after some late night tinkering and wire splicing - STILL WORK!- A dart board- A sofa/love seat- One framed copy of Rolling Stone Magazine with Mr. Bob Dylan on the cover. Oh yeah....it is autographed!- Some framed maps that I don't know what they are or what they mean. Some foreign language, perhaps Maltese.- Boccee balls- Washer gameAnd last but certainly not least....an Air Hockey table! Course, it is kinda cold in there, so maybe I'll need some sort of heating apparatus.

Pics?

Of Homer? Or the garage?

Really?

Just answer the question.

I'll take pics of Homer catfishing me as Josie Maran. Not that this has happened.

 

[mr. furley]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

 

[General Malaise]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

GOD DDDDDDAMNNN ITTT!! WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BENTLEY?!?!?!?1111

 

[mr. furley]

Last one.:drops mic:

 

[Josie Maran]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

GOD DDDDDDAMNNN ITTT!! WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BENTLEY?!?!?!?1111

The one that looks like Bentley.

 

[mr. furley]

This book?

this book, actually

 

[Guster]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

GOD DDDDDDAMNNN ITTT!! WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BENTLEY?!?!?!?1111

The one that looks like Bentley.

The Puerto Rican looking one

 

[proninja]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

GOD DDDDDDAMNNN ITTT!! WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BENTLEY?!?!?!?1111

the darkie

 

[General Malaise]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

GOD DDDDDDAMNNN ITTT!! WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BENTLEY?!?!?!?1111

The one that looks like Bentley.

I'm going to need a hint. Can we eliminate a few?

 

[General Malaise]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

GOD DDDDDDAMNNN ITTT!! WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BENTLEY?!?!?!?1111

The one that looks like Bentley.

The Puerto Rican looking one

yeah, I can see it now.

 

[Abraham]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

We talking about the guy on the far left? I guess they do kinda look alike. Both guys are generational Texans. Andrew's family is very well (and old) moneyed and like Bentley, he married a very attractive lass, who is the lead portfolio manager of fixed income for American Airlines. All this means is that Andrew is a part-time substitute teacher and a full time dad. Dude is living the freaking dream. But his wife isn't angry. She's like the nicest lady in the world.

I think they mean the guy on the far right that looks like the dork on CSI Miami.

Alfred??? He's from Honduras.

So is our hero.

 

[mr. furley]

re: LAPD fugitive"LA Times report: cabin has no cable, tv or internet"well, what the #### is he going to do now?

 

[Bogart]

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

So much going on in this one. GM hair! Elvis tie? Bentley clone?

can't believe Bentley was at Flags/GM wedding.

lol

GOD DDDDDDAMNNN ITTT!! WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BENTLEY?!?!?!?1111

The one that looks like Bentley.

I'm going to need a hint. Can we eliminate a few?

It's not you.

 

[General Malaise]

re: LAPD fugitive"LA Times report: cabin has no cable, tv or internet"well, what the #### is he going to do now?

Rape. Everything.

 

[Bogart]

re: LAPD fugitive"LA Times report: cabin has no cable, tv or internet"well, what the #### is he going to do now?

Rape. Everything.

This. Also porn on 4G is getting better all the time.

 

[mr. furley]

re: LAPD fugitive"LA Times report: cabin has no cable, tv or internet"well, what the #### is he going to do now?

Rape. Everything.

i'm not sure why but

 

[mr. furley]

GM> need a couch for your room?

 

[General Malaise]

GM> need a couch for your room?

Deliver that one to DJ Colts.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Bentley was at your first wedding?

We talking about the guy on the far left? I guess they do kinda look alike. Both guys are generational Texans. Andrew's family is very well (and old) moneyed and like Bentley, he married a very attractive lass, who is the lead portfolio manager of fixed income for American Airlines. All this means is that Andrew is a part-time substitute teacher and a full time dad. Dude is living the freaking dream. But his wife isn't angry. She's like the nicest lady in the world.

was actually thinking far right. only at first glance....as i look at it again, not so much

 

[Tiger Fan]

gm > how did the veggie red beans and rice come out? making a big batch right now with sausage, but would probably be willing to give meatless ones a shot once

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM> need a couch for your room?

BONSAI!!!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GM> need a couch for your room?

Deliver that one to DJ Colts.

Did he ever resolve his situation? I forgot about that guy.

 

[Mr.Pack]

This book?

this book, actually

I don't even want to know how you found this book.

 

[Josie Maran]

GM> need a couch for your room?

CILF