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guster,

It was fun having you over and you made a great impression. In fact, we're wondering if you can join us for staff meeting on Tuesday afternoon say 3:00 - 4:30. We've started meditating twice a week so you're welcome to join us at 2:30 for our meditation - no pressure (really, this isn't a test).

Does Tuesday afternoon work for you?
This is an obvious lie.
:goodposting: No Mrs. SLB, I'm not going to drink at the bar today. No, really.

Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
Maybe it was "masturbate" but it auto corrected.
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
:goodposting: "Ummm...I didn't realize I was getting promoted to the 1970s."
:lmao:
"A key party to follow."
From what I've read here, I would say there is an 82% chance of this.
I'd take your word for it
 
guster,

It was fun having you over and you made a great impression. In fact, we're wondering if you can join us for staff meeting on Tuesday afternoon say 3:00 - 4:30. We've started meditating twice a week so you're welcome to join us at 2:30 for our meditation - no pressure (really, this isn't a test).

Does Tuesday afternoon work for you?
This is an obvious lie.
I suggest he eat large quantities of beans, broccoli and cabbage for lunch that day to make a big impression while meditating
 
Seriously congrats GBG.But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
tell me they at least wear shoes at work.
Yeah, everyone had shoes on. I assume that's standard protocol, but maybe it would be good shtick to be the slipper guy
My best news of the week was when the Health Inspector was inspecting my kitchen (97/100 :bowtie: ), I asked if I could go barefoot. He made some calls and even though a patron cannot come into a restaurant without shoes (No Shoes No Shirt No Service), they are optional for the chef.
 
guster,

It was fun having you over and you made a great impression. In fact, we're wondering if you can join us for staff meeting on Tuesday afternoon say 3:00 - 4:30. We've started meditating twice a week so you're welcome to join us at 2:30 for our meditation - no pressure (really, this isn't a test).

Does Tuesday afternoon work for you?
This is an obvious lie.
:goodposting: No Mrs. SLB, I'm not going to drink at the bar today. No, really.

Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
Maybe it was "masturbate" but it auto corrected.
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
:goodposting: "Ummm...I didn't realize I was getting promoted to the 1970s."
:lmao:
"A key party to follow."
"HR has stated that we need to diversify certain sectors in our company. Apparently there are too many Moonies in IT and not enough Roller-Discoers in sales."
 
Seriously congrats GBG.But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
I've worked in some damn small offices, three of us even, and if I ever suggested that we meditate as a group I would have been run out of there faster than someone saying "got a case of the Mondays?" at Lawrence's work. And rightly so.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
I've worked in some damn small offices, three of us even, and if I ever suggested that we meditate as a group I would have been run out of there faster than someone saying "got a case of the Mondays?" at Lawrence's work. And rightly so.
He's doing the drywall at the new McDonald's up at Vascalinas.
 
I'd take your word for it
:lmao:
My best news of the week was when the Health Inspector was inspecting my kitchen (97/100 :bowtie: )
:thumbup:
"HR has stated that we need to diversify certain sectors in our company. Apparently there are too many Moonies in IT and not enough Roller-Discoers in sales."
:lmao:
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
:goodposting: "Ummm..Ommmmm.I didn't realize I was getting promoted to the 1970s."
Well done.
:goodposting:
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
I've worked in some damn small offices, three of us even, and if I ever suggested that we meditate as a group I would have been run out of there faster than someone saying "got a case of the Mondays?" at Lawrence's work. And rightly so.
He's doing the drywall at the new McDonald's up at Vascalinas.
Las Colinas. Affluent suburb of Dallas.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
I've worked in some damn small offices, three of us even, and if I ever suggested that we meditate as a group I would have been run out of there faster than someone saying "got a case of the Mondays?" at Lawrence's work. And rightly so.
He's doing the drywall at the new McDonald's up at Vascalinas.
Las Colinas. Affluent suburb of Dallas.
Shrug
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
I've worked in some damn small offices, three of us even, and if I ever suggested that we meditate as a group I would have been run out of there faster than someone saying "got a case of the Mondays?" at Lawrence's work. And rightly so.
He's doing the drywall at the new McDonald's up at Vascalinas.
Las Colinas. Affluent suburb of Dallas.
Don't let them fool you. They still pay Irving taxes. Their momma named them Irving, I'm going to call them Irving.
 
guster,

It was fun having you over and you made a great impression. In fact, we're wondering if you can join us for staff meeting on Tuesday afternoon say 3:00 - 4:30. We've started meditating twice a week so you're welcome to join us at 2:30 for our meditation - no pressure (really, this isn't a test).

Does Tuesday afternoon work for you?
This is an obvious lie.
:goodposting: Go to yoga. And try not to giggle.

 
Seriously congrats GBG.But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Ok, got it. Bring lube.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
I've worked in some damn small offices, three of us even, and if I ever suggested that we meditate as a group I would have been run out of there faster than someone saying "got a case of the Mondays?" at Lawrence's work. And rightly so.
Much better to deal with work-related stress getting ####faced, I say.
 
Terrible. I could be totally wrong but I'm pretty sure you don't have to do the roadside sobriety tests and should refuse to do them...drunk or sober. If the cop doesn't want you to pass them you won't.
My theory is that Mormon cops simply don't know what drunken behavior looks like, so they make DUI's based upon what they learned watching The Quiet Man.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Sounds fun
 
Seriously congrats GBG.But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Sounds fun
Agreed. Probably in the minority here and I can see certain people thinking it's flakey, etc. of me, but that sounds like a great work environment for a corporate gig, Gust. Just so long as they don't bust out a goat and some rubbers during meditation initiation. You may even like it - like someone said, it'll be like a mid-afternoon nap. I'm curious to know what kind of meditation they have you do. I'm guessing some cheesy new age guided meditation, but you never know. Also, if they actually offer yoga - GO. Any hot office chick (assuming there is some) will be there in yoga pants showing you how flexible she is. Yes.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Sounds fun
Agreed. Probably in the minority here and I can see certain people thinking it's flakey, etc. of me, but that sounds like a great work environment for a corporate gig, Gust. Just so long as they don't bust out a goat and some rubbers during meditation initiation. You may even like it - like someone said, it'll be like a mid-afternoon nap. I'm curious to know what kind of meditation they have you do. I'm guessing some cheesy new age guided meditation, but you never know. Also, if they actually offer yoga - GO. Any hot office chick (assuming there is some) will be there in yoga pants showing you how flexible she is. Yes.
Ah my old high school pick up line.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Sounds fun
Agreed. Probably in the minority here and I can see certain people thinking it's flakey, etc. of me, but that sounds like a great work environment for a corporate gig, Gust. Just so long as they don't bust out a goat and some rubbers during meditation initiation. You may even like it - like someone said, it'll be like a mid-afternoon nap. I'm curious to know what kind of meditation they have you do. I'm guessing some cheesy new age guided meditation, but you never know. Also, if they actually offer yoga - GO. Any hot office chick (assuming there is some) will be there in yoga pants showing you how flexible she is. Yes.
Ah my old high school pick up line.
Just relax, this won't hurt a bit.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Sounds fun
Agreed. Probably in the minority here and I can see certain people thinking it's flakey, etc. of me, but that sounds like a great work environment for a corporate gig, Gust. Just so long as they don't bust out a goat and some rubbers during meditation initiation. You may even like it - like someone said, it'll be like a mid-afternoon nap. I'm curious to know what kind of meditation they have you do. I'm guessing some cheesy new age guided meditation, but you never know. Also, if they actually offer yoga - GO. Any hot office chick (assuming there is some) will be there in yoga pants showing you how flexible she is. Yes.
Ah my old high school pick up line.
Just relax, this won't hurt a bit.
Oh I've never said that.
 
Mrs. SLB is in bed sick so I made pretzels with the boys. Friday night, party. :mellow:I think I'm going to start drinking heavily and call random people.
Oh yea. I'm drinking Chocolate Stout and watching Last Airbender cartoons with a six year old. Wooooo! Party on!
Oh to clarify, the six year old isn't drinking Chocolate Stout with me. We wrestled for it and I won. There's only so many years left before he starts beating me. :(
 
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Mrs. SLB is in bed sick so I made pretzels with the boys. Friday night, party. :mellow:

I think I'm going to start drinking heavily and call random people.
Oh yea. I'm drinking Chocolate Stout and watching Last Airbender cartoons with a six year old. Wooooo! Party on!
Oh to clarify, the six year old isn't drinking Chocolate Stout with me. We wrestled for it and I won. There's only so many years left before he starts beating me. :(
I hear you.Dylan has "raced me" up the stairs about 5 times today. I keep telling him I couldn't win even if that Blade Runner guy was chasing me.
 
File under the weird category. A childhood friend of Mrs. SLB called her tonight because she had a a dream last night about Mrs. SLB's (if you've been paying attention, deceased) Dad. Mrs. SLB said that was weird because she had a dream last night about her friend's deceased Mom. Weird.

 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Sounds fun
Agreed. Probably in the minority here and I can see certain people thinking it's flakey, etc. of me, but that sounds like a great work environment for a corporate gig, Gust. Just so long as they don't bust out a goat and some rubbers during meditation initiation. You may even like it - like someone said, it'll be like a mid-afternoon nap. I'm curious to know what kind of meditation they have you do. I'm guessing some cheesy new age guided meditation, but you never know. Also, if they actually offer yoga - GO. Any hot office chick (assuming there is some) will be there in yoga pants showing you how flexible she is. Yes.
Ah my old high school pick up line.
Mine was, "You won't even feel a thing."
 
Mrs. SLB is in bed sick so I made pretzels with the boys. Friday night, party. :mellow:I think I'm going to start drinking heavily and call random people.
Oh yea. I'm drinking Chocolate Stout and watching Last Airbender cartoons with a six year old. Wooooo! Party on!
Oh to clarify, the six year old isn't drinking Chocolate Stout with me. We wrestled for it and I won. There's only so many years left before he starts beating me. :(
You may lose strength, but he's decades behind you in cheating know-how.
 
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File under the weird category. A childhood friend of Mrs. SLB called her tonight because she had a a dream last night about Mrs. SLB's (if you've been paying attention, deceased) Dad. Mrs. SLB said that was weird because she had a dream last night about her friend's deceased Mom. Weird.
Maybe they're hooking up in heaven.
 
Seriously congrats GBG.

But meditate? Seriously? I would have such a hard time sucking it up and going to that.
In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place

Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Sounds fun
Agreed. Probably in the minority here and I can see certain people thinking it's flakey, etc. of me, but that sounds like a great work environment for a corporate gig, Gust. Just so long as they don't bust out a goat and some rubbers during meditation initiation. You may even like it - like someone said, it'll be like a mid-afternoon nap. I'm curious to know what kind of meditation they have you do. I'm guessing some cheesy new age guided meditation, but you never know. Also, if they actually offer yoga - GO. Any hot office chick (assuming there is some) will be there in yoga pants showing you how flexible she is. Yes.
Ah my old high school pick up line.
Mine was, "You won't even feel a thing."
:lmao: Seriously, mine was, "you're cute, call me some time and I'll take you out". Passive aggressive? Sure.

File under the weird category. A childhood friend of Mrs. SLB called her tonight because she had a a dream last night about Mrs. SLB's (if you've been paying attention, deceased) Dad. Mrs. SLB said that was weird because she had a dream last night about her friend's deceased Mom. Weird.
Maybe they're hooking up in heaven.
He always was a ladies man. Miss that man.ETA

Mrs. SLB's friend's mother (at the 31 Flavors) was a client of my Uncle. Small world.

 
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