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'YSR said:
'shuke said:
'YSR said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I try to use shuke as much as I can. I still haven't had anybody call me out on it.
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Context?
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"Dang, (I like to use the word dang) this is weird. I'm really shuked at what is going on."
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I think of him any time my soap needs fusing. :shrug:Happy Birthday, shuke.
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While naked, in the shower?
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Is that weird? That's weird, right?
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:unsure:Hope not.
 
'Limp Ditka said:
'proninja said:
'shuke said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'krista4 said:
I lost $60K yesterday by staying at my company to get my bonus. Yes, I will more than recoup it, but it sucks. Our Comp Committee set our stock price $2/share lower than it had been previously, so when I leave and get bought back, it's at that lesser price. I still made money on the stock overall, but just a lot less. Yay.
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As of 5:00 PM today, Mrs Limp makes about 60% of what she used to. :(
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:( Dang, sorry man.
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Ends justify the means. Lots of perks with new job, virtually no commute after having an hour each way for years, potential for a nooner once in a while.It will take some getting used to, but we found lots of ways that we piss away :moneybag: in budgeting for it.
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It's amazing how much money you can save by just not spending it on useless ####.
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Such great posting. Though sometimes I wish I had a little bit more useless #### than I do now
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:lmao: I'll be figuring that out real quick, but also find myself looking at things I've bought in the last 6-8 months and wondering what the hell I was thinking when I bought that.We weren't rolling in dough, and I don't have extravagant tastes, but I haven't had to tell myself 'no' when it comes to spending money on something reasonable in years. Should be interesting. I'm much more concerned about the mrs' spending habits than my own.
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Today I had to buy the 1.75L silver tequila from Costco instead of the 1L anejo for the same price. It's a hard life I live
 
'proninja said:
Today I had to buy the 1.75L silver tequila from Costco instead of the 1L anejo for the same price. It's a hard life I live
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Sorry, man (and by "man" I mean your great-grandchild who will be born with the same hangover you'll get from that crap).
 
Now that I have actually started posting in here among the Jim Tanner titans, I feel secure enough to say that I hate this time when all you East Coasters go to bed and it gets empty. :kicksrock:

 
'Good said:
'Aerial Assault said:
Now that I have actually started posting in here among the Jim Tanner titans, I feel secure enough to say that I hate this time when all you East Coasters go to bed and it gets empty. :kicksrock:
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Archer on the telly, Gonzaga/Mormons on the computer. Slap it high? :hifive:
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:hifive: There we go! "Gonzaga/Mormons" :lmao: I did just turn ESPN on, but it's still in endless commercials so I'm not sure if I missed it. Yeah, I think it's over.
 
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.

 
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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No need. That will probably happen on its own.
 
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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Aaaand, that concludes Zags chat. Why the garage? Is she hot? Are you going back?
 
'proninja said:
Redman>Thought Mr Capicillo (GM'd?) was your alias. Notebook help?
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I've used it heavily at times (even got it suspended for a long time, like 2 years or something), but that's a group alias. I'm not sure who's using it now.
 
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'Good said:
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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Aaaand, that concludes Zags chat. Why the garage? Is she hot? Are you going back?
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I guess she was hot for a mother of 5. And in the garage so we wouldn't wake up her kids or Uncles. Yes uncles was plural.
 
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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Smooth all around.
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Good said:
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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Aaaand, that concludes Zags chat. Why the garage? Is she hot? Are you going back?
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I guess she was hot for a mother of 5. And in the garage so we wouldn't wake up her kids or Uncles. Yes uncles was plural.
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Exactly how early in this "conversation" did five kids come up as a subject? Were they accompanying her or something?
 
'Good said:
Was it a finished garage? Carpet? Were you guys on a car? Were there rakes visible?
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How big was the garage? Could you commit suicide just from leaving the engine running, or did they have some forlorn dude/chick sitting in a box by the entrance collecting fees?
 
'T Bell said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Good said:
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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Aaaand, that concludes Zags chat. Why the garage? Is she hot? Are you going back?
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I guess she was hot for a mother of 5. And in the garage so we wouldn't wake up her kids or Uncles. Yes uncles was plural.
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Exactly how early in this "conversation" did five kids come up as a subject? Were they accompanying her or something?
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She had their names tattooed on her arm. She was proud of that, like every mother would be.
 
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