GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)

[Aerial Assault]

Was it a finished garage? Carpet? Were you guys on a car? Were there rakes visible?

Unfinished. No carpet or car. Yes to rakes, lots of rakes and lots of junk. Could've been YSR's inlaw's garage.

Wait, was Truck asking about carpet on the GARAGE floor?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Lol at rakes. Was wondering that exact same thing.

You have rakes in Illinois? And call them by that moniker?

 

[Limp Ditka]

UncleS

 

[General Malaise]

BORK BORK BORK BORK OBR

 

[Josie Maran]

Now that I have actually started posting in here among the Jim Tanner titans, I feel secure enough to say that I hate this time when all you East Coasters go to bed and it gets empty.

Some of us stay up very late, but are busy trying to manage a three-front war with France, Portugal, and the Holy Roman Empire.Medieval II: Total War pretty much devoured my entire day.

 

[Josie Maran]

Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.

Now THAT, my friends, is what a Thursday should be.

 

[Josie Maran]

Thanks for the birfday wishes, everyone. Good peeps, I tell ya. And Happy Birthday, shuke!

 

[Josie Maran]

BORK BORK BORK BORK OBR

Agreed.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Was it a finished garage? Carpet? Were you guys on a car? Were there rakes visible?

How big was the garage? Could you commit suicide just from leaving the engine running, or did they have some forlorn dude/chick sitting in a box by the entrance collecting fees?

### #### it.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.

Aaaand, that concludes Zags chat. Why the garage? Is she hot? Are you going back?

I guess she was hot for a mother of 5. And in the garage so we wouldn't wake up her kids or Uncles. Yes uncles was plural.

Exactly how early in this "conversation" did five kids come up as a subject? Were they accompanying her or something?

She had their names tattooed on her arm. She was proud of that, like every mother would be.

Was one of the names "Desteny" ?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

So my stupid brain decided to wake me up at 5am after going to sleep at 1am. Thanks, stupid brain.Shuke> don't mind my dig about being better looking than you, birthday boy, after all, you still have more hair on your head than on your balls. ETA: speaking of turning the big Four Oh, I've been thinking of running some mid-life crisis shtick on FB soon. Not sure how I'll go about it. Wild cries for sexual attention from 20 year olds? Longingly post links to ads for cheap red sportscars? Talk about buying a wig or getting the rogaine? I'm open to suggestions here.

 

[Josie Maran]

It's Destiney!!!

 

[Crazy Canuck]

It's Destiney!!!

It's pretty hard to GM the spelling of a word that's already been GMed, but gosh darn it, I gave it the ole' GM try and succeaded.

 

[heckmanm]

It seems like everybody in here is a lawyer. Any sales people at all? I know y'all sell in one way or another but actually going out and drumming up new business?

I'm a buyer in a procurement organization (B2B). I can't stand most sales people, but really learn to appreciate the good ones.

I do no law and sell very little. Instead, my day at the office looks like this:

Should I paint that weird/ stupid mixed up chameleon thing, or get to work on my page with Nelson Muntz and the rock 'em sock 'em

Decision: probably to both

 

[ScottNorwood]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

 

[T Bell]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

Congrats!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

Congrats!

And happy birthday to Homer & shuke

 

[phishphan]

Update: I'm still making about $60k a year and love my job.Slap it high?

The nice thing about here is that $60K means "I'm rich, #####!". As soon as krista leaves town the average salary will drop back to around 40k.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

Nice to see that you are not always "wide right".

 

[FDAS]

Way to get old Shuke and Homer!

 

[phishphan]

happy birthday, shuke and homer. congrats to norwood.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

2% of woman are able to get pregnant via anal intercourse, due to an "trap door" in their anatomy (actually true).

 

[phishphan]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

2% of woman are able to get pregnant via anal intercourse, due to an "trap door" in their anatomy (actually true).

I was falling for it til the "actually true" part <_<

 

[Sweet J]

I can't get enough of these things

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

Congrats!

And happy birthday to Homer & shuke

Way to go Norwood sperm!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I can't get enough of these things

These are 2000% better than all those "Harlem Shake" videos.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Name a city in your state without the letters "You'reanidiot" in it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[Ignoramus]

Name a city in your state without the letters "You'reanidiot" in it.

Can't wait for these to go away.

 

[charvik]

BORK BORK BORK BORK OBR

agreed!

 

[Abraham]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

 

[charvik]

happy birthday, shuke and homer. congrats to norwood.

congrats!

 

[heckmanm]

 

[eaganwildcats]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

 

[phishphan]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

HOW ABOUT A LINK HERE, GUY

 

[guru_007]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

HOW ABOUT A LINK HERE, GUY

 

[guru_007]

unflattering things + lawyer ......hmmm, gotta be christo involved in there somewhere.

 

[Abraham]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

HOW ABOUT A LINK HERE, GUY

I have to go through proper channels, bub. I'm sure you understand. I did email the "attorney" back directing them to my attorney....a man by the name of "Woz", so we can expect that thread in a day or two.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

HOW ABOUT A LINK HERE, GUY

I have to go through proper channels, bub. I'm sure you understand. I did email the "attorney" back directing them to my attorney....a man by the name of "Woz", so we can expect that thread in a day or two.

how about a coy clue to the thread?

 

[Limp Ditka]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

HOW ABOUT A LINK HERE, GUY

I have to go through proper channels, bub. I'm sure you understand. I did email the "attorney" back directing them to my attorney....a man by the name of "Woz", so we can expect that thread in a day or two.

how about a coy clue to the thread?

A search for 'Hennepin' will probably get you what you want.

 

[phishphan]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

HOW ABOUT A LINK HERE, GUY

I have to go through proper channels, bub. I'm sure you understand. I did email the "attorney" back directing them to my attorney....a man by the name of "Woz", so we can expect that thread in a day or two.

 

[heckmanm]

Wife is pregnant again. I done did it with my sperms.

Congrats!

And happy birthday to Homer & shuke

happys/congratses all 'round

 

[heckmanm]

I can't get enough of these things

HFS, almost shot coffee out my nose.

 

[BigJohn]

Is said attorney directly involved, or is this a new-age ambulance chaser?

 

[Sweet J]

that's awesome.

 

[Sweet J]

It would appear "someone" in "another thread" has posted some "unflattering things" about someone else and it attracted the attention of an "attorney" who is now contacting me via PM....

HOW ABOUT A LINK HERE, GUY

I have to go through proper channels, bub. I'm sure you understand. I did email the "attorney" back directing them to my attorney....a man by the name of "Woz", so we can expect that thread in a day or two.

how about a coy clue to the thread?

A search for 'Hennepin' will probably get you what you want.

jesus christ, even that is too much work. How many threads reference hennepin? Answer: Too many

 

[Disco Stu]

GB Zooks. The rest of you single/divorced slackers need to be more like him. #poorchoicesHopefully you wore a condom GB. Let's hear more about this young lady. Ethnicity, body type, kids' names, drug(s) of choice, etc. I shared my stripper story before right? Similar... but there's no way she could afford a garage.

 

[shuke]

i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"

 

[Sweet J]

I'm a little late to the party

 

[shuke]

Thanks for the birfday wishes, everyone. Good peeps, I tell ya. And Happy Birthday, shuke!

May you enjoy a mattress taco this evening while I'm celebrating by being at a cub scout overnight at the zoo.