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How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link
About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.
:lmao: I do it mostly so we have cards for autographs.
Do you carry all of your cards around just in case you happen to run into someone you have a card of? That has to be more cumbersome than all of those Panera cards Bob is lugging around just in case someone gives him free medical care or a brumski.
"My podiatrist gave me some free Tinactin so I slipped him a Kijana Carter rookie card and a $5 McDonaldland gift certificate."
:lmao:
 
Thanks GM. Actually the "streak" is just me not posting about some bad ####. Finally pushed a bit too far. Probably won't be around these parts a whole lot except for bored drunken nights.
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Whoa whoa......I missed something here. What's up GB SLB?
I posted something a couple of days ago. Most of it I can't talk about, the rest of it I don't want to talk about. Plus we've had snow on the ground for two weeks now, I can't remember the last time that's happened, which means my walking has been limited. That hasn't done anything to help my already deranged mental health.
Yet I bought it first.
:lmao:
 
:lmao:
How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link
About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.
:lmao: I do it mostly so we have cards for autographs.
Do you carry all of your cards around just in case you happen to run into someone you have a card of? That has to be more cumbersome than all of those Panera cards Bob is lugging around just in case someone gives him free medical care or a brumski.
"My podiatrist gave me some free Tinactin so I slipped him a Kijana Carter rookie card and a $5 McDonaldland gift certificate."
:lmao:
:lmao: :finger:
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'shuke said:
:lmao:
'Limp Ditka said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'shuke said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'shuke said:
How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link
About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.
:lmao: I do it mostly so we have cards for autographs.
Do you carry all of your cards around just in case you happen to run into someone you have a card of? That has to be more cumbersome than all of those Panera cards Bob is lugging around just in case someone gives him free medical care or a brumski.
"My podiatrist gave me some free Tinactin so I slipped him a Kijana Carter rookie card and a $5 McDonaldland gift certificate."
:lmao:
:lmao: :finger:
How can you leave this?
 
Speaking of cats...

Not sure if everyone here knows what Minecraft is but think of it as a cross between Legos, Lincoln Logs, and The Sims (I guess).

Some guy figured out how to hilariously manipulate the system

 
How can you leave this?
Although it is by choice, it is out of necessity, not want. I'm not quitting by any means, I just need to cut my hours.
Just a quick note to say how great a guy st louis bob is. Hope all is well, gb.
Well dang, thanks GB. I think you're great too.Also, Happy Birthday Gusher!
Good posting all around. Feel better, SLB. Happy Birthday, Gusher. He probably won't read this til tomorrow since he's probing some chick in the back seat of a Lexus and he sandbags as not hot. Then Stu finds pics of her and she makes Halle Berry curl up in the fetal position with envy. "Oh, really?. I guess she's not ugly after all".
 
Speaking of cats...

Not sure if everyone here knows what Minecraft is but think of it as a cross between Legos, Lincoln Logs, and The Sims (I guess).

Some guy figured out how to hilariously manipulate the system

I have the catsplosion part on in the background in another tab. It's awesome.
 
Anyone in DC want to get bombed?
Thanks for the head's up, AR. I'm only 70 miles away and need no forewarning.Knowing me, I don't blame you :bag:
Lol. I'm taking an Amtrak in to meet up with some family. Not sure what or where ill be so wouldn't want someone to go too far out of their way.
There's a ton of DC guys here that can pinpoint good places based on where you're gonna be. I think the "Wash DC" thread has been active today. Good resource. Have fun.
 
Speaking of cats...

Not sure if everyone here knows what Minecraft is but think of it as a cross between Legos, Lincoln Logs, and The Sims (I guess).

Some guy figured out how to hilariously manipulate the system

I seriously had no idea it had evolved at all beyond the old checkerboard original from 20+ years ago. :lol:
 
Any bar recommendations in NYC? I'll be there in a couple of weeks. It will be midweek (best night = Wednesday), so I'm looking for a place that is generally active even when it's not the weekends. I can ask in the New York thread but figured I'd start here.

 
Any bar recommendations in NYC? I'll be there in a couple of weeks. It will be midweek (best night = Wednesday), so I'm looking for a place that is generally active even when it's not the weekends. I can ask in the New York thread but figured I'd start here.
Don't bother. That place is dead after 7 pm.
 
I just received a mass mailing letter from the HOA.

You may not add fences, pools, playground equipment etc., or make and structural changes to your home or lot, without prior approval of the Architectural Committee.

Oops. :unsure:

 
Any bar recommendations in NYC? I'll be there in a couple of weeks. It will be midweek (best night = Wednesday), so I'm looking for a place that is generally active even when it's not the weekends. I can ask in the New York thread but figured I'd start here.
Don't bother. That place is dead after 7 pm.
:thumbup:
:lmao: what neighborhood will you be in? McSorelys is always fun http://www.mcsorleysnewyork.comThey serve only 2 types of beer - light and dark

 
I was at a fundraiser where we are soliciting for a local school. When going through past donors one woman claimed that one of the donors had passed away recently. Without pause, in my snarky voice, I proclaimed, "Well, cross her off then." Unfortunately, there was mostly disgust as nobody seemed to get the Major League reference.

 
I just received a mass mailing letter from the HOA.

You may not add fences, pools, playground equipment etc., or make and structural changes to your home or lot, without prior approval of the Architectural Committee.

Oops. :unsure:
My hoa president stopped by tonight to apologize personally for the notice I got about my above ground pool. A wind storm blew over a lot of fencing in my neighborhood last week and it was possible to see some of my yard including the pool. Turns out there are no rules about above ground pools and they are not prohibited. So SUCk IT Enforcer guy!
 
I just received a mass mailing letter from the HOA.

You may not add fences, pools, playground equipment etc., or make and structural changes to your home or lot, without prior approval of the Architectural Committee.

Oops. :unsure:
If you have a neighbor you hate, scrawl back on the same piece of paper, "Is this about my tunnel?", and sign his name.
 
I just received a mass mailing letter from the HOA.

You may not add fences, pools, playground equipment etc., or make and structural changes to your home or lot, without prior approval of the Architectural Committee.

Oops. :unsure:
My hoa president stopped by tonight to apologize personally for the notice I got about my above ground pool. A wind storm blew over a lot of fencing in my neighborhood last week and it was possible to see some of my yard including the pool. Turns out there are no rules about above ground pools and they are not prohibited. So SUCk IT Enforcer guy!
Lesson learned: if you want a below ground pool, build it partially above ground to disguise it.
 
Got an email from the owner of the firm I want to work for saying he was sorry for the delay and should get me something next week...that's gotta be good, right? It doesn't take time to say "we're not hiring anyone."

 
Got an email from the owner of the firm I want to work for saying he was sorry for the delay and should get me something next week...that's gotta be good, right? It doesn't take time to say "we're not hiring anyone."
It's not a "no". :shrug: I hope it works out for you.
 
'T Bell said:
'shuke said:
Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.
Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.
yet
Don't remember the comedian but...

You always hear people in the South say, "The South gon' do it agin!!"..

Do what? Lose?
Greatest thing I ever saw written on a bathroom stallThe South with rise again!

Written below it in another handwriting:

And get their a##es kicked a second time.
really, that's the greatest thing you've ever seen on a bathroom stall?
You seen anything better?
I saw the entirety of How Dry I Am carved into a bathroom stall. I got to read it while dropping a deuce.I thought it was a little odd though because he clearly had already found the bathroom key. :shrug:
Texas Chili ParlorMy link

 
'Limp Ditka said:
'shuke said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'shuke said:
How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link
About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.
:lmao: I do it mostly so we have cards for autographs.
Do you carry all of your cards around just in case you happen to run into someone you have a card of? That has to be more cumbersome than all of those Panera cards Bob is lugging around just in case someone gives him free medical care or a brumski.
No, this only for going to Redsfest or to certain autograph opportunities my son has through the Reds kids club.
 
Anyone speak lawyer? I have a membership that involved a 4 month commitment and then it goes month to month thereafter and requires written notice to discontinue. I started this on November 27th and was charged monthly up to Feb 27th. Beginning Feb 27th I was unable to sign up for these lessons online like I usually do unless I agreed to this online written notice/contract.

I, Buyer, understand that I will be enrolled in :hophead: monthly auto pay membership and I, Buyer, authorize my bank to make my :hophead: monthly payment from my credit card provided to :hophead:in this agreement, and post it to my account.

I, Buyer, understand that the monthly dues will be $120 per month (the “Monthly Rate”), and will be transferred on the same day of the month of this Agreement every month beginning the month after the date of this Agreement.

The monthly dues will continue to be deducted each month at the Monthly Rate.

I understand this Agreement is for a minimum of four (4) months thereafter the membership shall be deemed to be a month-to-month obligation, which I may terminate after the fourth month by providing 30 days written notice either in person at the Club or by certified or registered mail to :hophead: mailed at the address above. The Additional Membership Agreement Terms set forth below are part of this Agreement and by acknowledging below I acknowledge and agree to abide by all such Additional Membership Agreement Terms.

I emailed them stating I wanted to cancel, but would like to continue using my membership until march 27th (they charged me on Feb 27th) , but am NOT clicking the agreement. Does that not say I'm agreeing to another 4 month commitment? They assured me that by agreeing to the FORCED popup that I I'm not signing up for 4 more months. I'm :confused:
tl, dgaf
 
Anyone speak lawyer? I have a membership that involved a 4 month commitment and then it goes month to month thereafter and requires written notice to discontinue. I started this on November 27th and was charged monthly up to Feb 27th. Beginning Feb 27th I was unable to sign up for these lessons online like I usually do unless I agreed to this online written notice/contract.

I, Buyer, understand that I will be enrolled in :hophead: monthly auto pay membership and I, Buyer, authorize my bank to make my :hophead: monthly payment from my credit card provided to :hophead:in this agreement, and post it to my account.

I, Buyer, understand that the monthly dues will be $120 per month (the “Monthly Rate”), and will be transferred on the same day of the month of this Agreement every month beginning the month after the date of this Agreement.

The monthly dues will continue to be deducted each month at the Monthly Rate.

I understand this Agreement is for a minimum of four (4) months thereafter the membership shall be deemed to be a month-to-month obligation, which I may terminate after the fourth month by providing 30 days written notice either in person at the Club or by certified or registered mail to :hophead: mailed at the address above. The Additional Membership Agreement Terms set forth below are part of this Agreement and by acknowledging below I acknowledge and agree to abide by all such Additional Membership Agreement Terms.

I emailed them stating I wanted to cancel, but would like to continue using my membership until march 27th (they charged me on Feb 27th) , but am NOT clicking the agreement. Does that not say I'm agreeing to another 4 month commitment? They assured me that by agreeing to the FORCED popup that I I'm not signing up for 4 more months. I'm :confused:
tl, dgaf
:goodposting: Just go and be a pain in the ### in the manager's office at the gym. You'll get (at least most of) what you want.

 
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