GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Abraham]

So let me get this straight. Uruk gets upset about some fishing (on such subject, I tend to agree with him more than disagree), and he takes it out on Tanner, then tells us he's handing over his keys to the only two guys on board likely to kick the bucket before him. Do I have that right?

You've never met cos. he's the FFA version of Keith Richards and will outlive all of us. Your grandchildren will be joining winebat2.0 in 2045...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Solo on Sabados, Domingos, y...Mondays.

So let me get this straight. Uruk gets upset about some fishing (on such subject, I tend to agree with him more than disagree), and he takes it out on Tanner, then tells us he's handing over his keys to the only two guys on board likely to kick the bucket before him. Do I have that right?

I'm shuked. Bill is one of the coolest guys ever just like Tanner.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That might've been the first BostonFred Block of Text I've made it through in years, and even when I'm discussed explicitly, it was still a struggle to make it through. Now I know how my cats feel when I try to talk to them.

You've come a long way from when you were zartan's lapdog. Now you're a #### to people all by yourself.

I'm going to go out on a limb without checking in with Zartan, but I think you should consider taking your own life. Seriously.But would anyone be able to make it through the suicide note?

 

[Abraham]

That might've been the first BostonFred Block of Text I've made it through in years, and even when I'm discussed explicitly, it was still a struggle to make it through. Now I know how my cats feel when I try to talk to them.

You've come a long way from when you were zartan's lapdog. Now you're a #### to people all by yourself.

I'm going to go out on a limb without checking in with Zartan, but I think you should consider taking your own life. Seriously.But would anyone be able to make it through the suicide note?

I'm not trying to be an ### here, but I think most here would agree that it's time to tone it down for a few minutes. Thanks.

 

[Sweet J]

Buddy of mine set up a porn filter for his computer at home so his kid couldn't/wouldn't watch porn (12 years old). My wife gets word of it, and asked him to set it up at our house. So great, now I get a "blocked domain" message whenever I try to go to, ah, alternative websites. For the love of christ. So my options are to get my porn from my tiny Samsung phone, or to ask my buddy how to get around the porn blocker so I can watch porn. Not really something I want to have to ask him how to do.

#### it. I'm going to bed.

 

[Sweet J]

That might've been the first BostonFred Block of Text I've made it through in years, and even when I'm discussed explicitly, it was still a struggle to make it through. Now I know how my cats feel when I try to talk to them.

You've come a long way from when you were zartan's lapdog. Now you're a #### to people all by yourself.

I'm going to go out on a limb without checking in with Zartan, but I think you should consider taking your own life. Seriously.But would anyone be able to make it through the suicide note?

I'm not trying to be an ### here, but I think most here would agree that it's time to tone it down for a few minutes. Thanks.

I'm as big of a bf fan as they've got on these boards. But that last line still made me chuckle. Is that wrong? I think it is. And my notebook sucks; I always thought Truck, Zartan, and GPJ were the same person. And some kid named Swires. Jesus, I'm out of the loop.

 

[Abraham]

I was directing that at both, not just GPj. Take the slapping to a Tim thread.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That might've been the first BostonFred Block of Text I've made it through in years, and even when I'm discussed explicitly, it was still a struggle to make it through. Now I know how my cats feel when I try to talk to them.

You've come a long way from when you were zartan's lapdog. Now you're a #### to people all by yourself.

I'm going to go out on a limb without checking in with Zartan, but I think you should consider taking your own life. Seriously.But would anyone be able to make it through the suicide note?

I'm not trying to be an ### here, but I think most here would agree that it's time to tone it down for a few minutes. Thanks.

I'm as big of a bf fan as they've got on these boards. But that last line still made me chuckle. Is that wrong? I think it is. And my notebook sucks; I always thought Truck, Zartan, and GPJ were the same person. And some kid named Swires. Jesus, I'm out of the loop.

Zartan = Swires, I'm the other guy. You start a message-board/clique with a guy and maybe spend one night of intimate passion together in 2004, and apparently you're joined at the hip for life. Geez.

I was directing that at both, not just GPj. Take the slapping to a Tim thread.

All of them?!?!

 

[Abraham]

Whatever happened to swires? Is he the same guy I see on linked in that manages a paint store?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Whatever happened to swires? Is he the same guy I see on linked in that manages a paint store?

Doesn't post much anymore, and yes. He also spawned. We frequently email each other about rap music. Possibly related

 

[Abraham]

Whatever happened to swires? Is he the same guy I see on linked in that manages a paint store?

Doesn't post much anymore, and yes. He also spawned. We frequently email each other about rap music. Possibly related

I was never cross with him that I know of. Just thought it odd he disappeared. Then again, I had a job in 06 and 07 that kept me out of here and when I came back we had things like Woz

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sorry, everyone, I've been baseballing. Please stop trying to unravel the internet.

 

[Drifter]

Heading out on a date with "the non-reader" who just texted me that her cousin in Mexico "stole one of her poses" on the FB. Maybe this girl will like PB&J for dinner.

Pen is ball s and jizz? Likely

 

[shuke]

Wife was on a 2.5 hour web conference with DoTerra people tonight. Apparently it's a career.I will say that I had/have a cold and she asked me to not take medicine and use her oil stuff instead and I'm healing at about the same rate. Pretty sure medicine is a scam.

With a cold, you could do nothing, you could use your wife's oil stuff, or you could crush some ants and rub them on your sack. They will all have the same effect.

I'm a big believer in loading up on zinc and vitamin C at the first sign of a cold.

 

[shuke]

Happy birthday Gushter, Bob, and everyone else!

 

[Drifter]

That might've been the first BostonFred Block of Text I've made it through in years, and even when I'm discussed explicitly, it was still a struggle to make it through. Now I know how my cats feel when I try to talk to them.

You've come a long way from when you were zartan's lapdog. Now you're a #### to people all by yourself.

I'm going to go out on a limb without checking in with Zartan, but I think you should consider taking your own life. Seriously.But would anyone be able to make it through the suicide note?

I'm not trying to be an ### here, but I think most here would agree that it's time to tone it down for a few minutes. Thanks.

I'm as big of a bf fan as they've got on these boards. But that last line still made me chuckle. Is that wrong? I think it is. And my notebook sucks; I always thought Truck, Zartan, and GPJ were the same person. And some kid named Swires. Jesus, I'm out of the loop.

Zartan = Swires, I'm the other guy. You start a message-board/clique with a guy and maybe spend one night of intimate passion together in 2004, and apparently you're joined at the hip for life. Geez.

I was directing that at both, not just GPj. Take the slapping to a Tim thread.

All of them?!?!

I was there that night and I still thought you were the same person.

 

[Josie Maran]

That might've been the first BostonFred Block of Text I've made it through in years, and even when I'm discussed explicitly, it was still a struggle to make it through. Now I know how my cats feel when I try to talk to them.

You've come a long way from when you were zartan's lapdog. Now you're a #### to people all by yourself.

I'm going to go out on a limb without checking in with Zartan, but I think you should consider taking your own life. Seriously.But would anyone be able to make it through the suicide note?

 

[shuke]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

 

[Drifter]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

What about Doctors of Chiropracty?Chiropracty, Shuke! Chiropracty. It's like a made up word. It has a Y. It has to mean serious business.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

I'm with Shuke on this one. All you really need are some essential oils.

 

[Josie Maran]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

I'm with Shuke on this one. All you really need are some essential oils.

I think he should just drink the pain away.

 

[krista4]

Yowza.

If you're scanning the board, is there someone that you can see the last post is from who would make you open a thread that you wouldn't otherwise open? I was thinking about this earlier today because I opened a thread ONLY because I saw that bostonfred was the last poster in it. And I realized that he and only a few others would cause me to do that...Maurile came to mind as another, and then I got bored and [because I'm fat] lazy and stopped thinking about it. bostonfred always brings combo of funny and smart that I wish to read, though.

Speaking of funny and smart, I'm a huge [fat joke inserted] Truck fan, as I know him as a genuinely good guy. There are some who aren't, and one who was mentioned earlier would make my list, so I'm not just some Pollyanna. To me any conflict between the two of them is like when...ummm...well, it's like when two people I liked didn't agree. How's that for a metaphor?

And ####### Bill, get the #### back here. ####ity ####.

 

[eurotrashman]

Wife was on a 2.5 hour web conference with DoTerra people tonight. Apparently it's a career.I will say that I had/have a cold and she asked me to not take medicine and use her oil stuff instead and I'm healing at about the same rate. Pretty sure medicine is a scam.

With a cold, you could do nothing, you could use your wife's oil stuff, or you could crush some ants and rub them on your sack. They will all have the same effect.

I'm a big believer in loading up on zinc and vitamin C at the first sign of a cold.

Happy birthday Gushter, Bob, and everyone else!

Me too

 

[eurotrashman]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

Here we go!

 

[strykerpks]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

I'm with Shuke on this one. All you really need are some essential oils.

I think he should just drink the pain away.

If I were a doctor, this would be prescription for everything

 

[Josie Maran]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

I'm with Shuke on this one. All you really need are some essential oils.

I think he should just drink the pain away.

If I were a doctor, this would be prescription for everything

You take Blue Cross?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Goin' video intead of a quote.

Best actor in Hollywood today.

 

[shuke]

Getting a house with a bunch of friends for a 3 day vacation in April. Will be 10 adults and 15 kids I've got to cook dinner one of the nights. Got an entire kitchen and a grill at my disposal. We're doing burgers and hotdogs for the 2 lunches, so I can't go that route...looking to take it up a notch or two from there...but at the same time, this doesn't need to be a 5 course meal. Any ideas on what to cook? Initial brainstorms are the following:

1. Marinated chicken skewers with peppers and pineapple

2. Taco/Nacho bar

3. Grilled Pork Tenderloins with various sauces (grilled veggies as side)

A #### ton of jambalaya

I consider myself a pretty decent cook, but I suck at jambalaya

6 box of Zatarain's. WA LA.

 

[krista4]

You people just have your little internet tiffs. I'm just worried about real issues. The Blackhawks lost. #### me.

 

[kevzilla]

You people just have your little internet tiffs. I'm just worried about real issues. The Blackhawks lost. #### me.

Frozen world problems imo

 

[strykerpks]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

I'm with Shuke on this one. All you really need are some essential oils.

I think he should just drink the pain away.

If I were a doctor, this would be prescription for everything

You take Blue Cross?

Straight cash homey

 

[shuke]

What the #### is a fassbender?

 

[shuke]

I'll probably lose my GMTAN card (if I ever had one), but I don't quite understand the whole "I'm gonna dive into a thread I know nothing about and try to fish some poor schmuck" thing. Some of it is funny, but most seems like someone's trying too hard and running back to tell his/her friends how much hilarity ensued.Look, there's no one ever who comes across as more pretentious than I do. But "pretentious" and "mean" are 2 different things, and I think "mean" is the goal of some of the thread-raiders.This post won't change anything and will probably do more harm than good, but #### it - stop trying to be funnier/smarter than the world please.

If you're talking about Truck in the Walking Dead thread, you're way off, buddy. It's hilarious.But if you're talking about Tanner in every other TV thread, I agree. It's old.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What the #### is a fassbender?

Hunky, German actor that was in that crappy Tarantino movie where they kill Hitler.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you're talking about Truck in the Walking Dead thread, you're way off, buddy. It's hilarious.But if you're talking about Tanner in every other TV thread, I agree. It's old.

"I'm gonna dive into a thread I know nothing about and try to fish some poor schmuck" thing. Please let me know which TV threads I do this in.

 

[krista4]

What the #### is a fassbender?

I don't know. I had to look it up.OK, so I just received a facebook message from someone I never thought I knew...I assume he was the brother of a friend of mine but didn't really know. He sent a "Hello Krista" message. I responded with "Hi?". This is going to turn out to be someone whose FB was taken over by a scammer, right? How can I #### with them?

 

[Josie Maran]

What the #### is a fassbender?

I don't know. I had to look it up.OK, so I just received a facebook message from someone I never thought I knew...I assume he was the brother of a friend of mine but didn't really know. He sent a "Hello Krista" message. I responded with "Hi?". This is going to turn out to be someone whose FB was taken over by a scammer, right? How can I #### with them?

Just talk about hockey. He'll leave you alone.

 

[Abraham]

You people just have your little internet tiffs. I'm just worried about real issues. The Blackhawks lost. #### me.

Tell of us a little more about that last part.

 

[shuke]

Homer/Cos has my keys (or will). I'm pretty much done.Tanner, Red, Truck, and other smarter-than-me guys: be good to others.See you guys on the other side.COlin, can I go scorched-earth without harming my successors?

Whoa wait what?

 

[krista4]

What the #### is a fassbender?

I don't know. I had to look it up.OK, so I just received a facebook message from someone I never thought I knew...I assume he was the brother of a friend of mine but didn't really know. He sent a "Hello Krista" message. I responded with "Hi?". This is going to turn out to be someone whose FB was taken over by a scammer, right? How can I #### with them?

Just talk about hockey. He'll leave you alone.

My last reply was "I'm just assuming your account was hacked" and his response was "I'm sorry the hawks lost".

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer/Cos has my keys (or will). I'm pretty much done.Tanner, Red, Truck, and other smarter-than-me guys: be good to others.See you guys on the other side.COlin, can I go scorched-earth without harming my successors?

Whoa wait what?

Exactly. I'm flummoxed.

 

[shuke]

Mrs. SLB bought me a present and I was kind of pissed since I told her not to waste money on me.

This shirt is pretty cool though: Front Back

Rules. Weren't you pretty pissed at her earlier this week? One of you is buying the other recycled gifts. Hint: it's not her.

 

[krista4]

You people just have your little internet tiffs. I'm just worried about real issues. The Blackhawks lost. #### me.

Tell of us a little more about that last part.

It's not 1/100th as interesting as it used to be.

 

[shuke]

Heading to my monthly poker game in a little. This game is always awesome because its only a $20 buy-in, but that usually gets you 2 hours of action at the very least. The game usually starts around 9 and ends sometime after midnight. It's an awesome mix of people who play like winning is going to forever change their lives and then some that are happy to donate $20 to hang out with buddies. My favorite though is the guy that has to take a smoke break every 20 minutes or so and insists on playing by the official rules of poker. He knows the nickname for every hand and makes sure to call it out. This is a friendly game, but not to him. Perhaps bad timing on my part here, but I'm thinking of employing Tanner shtick on him tonight and calling out nicknames for hands that don't make any sense. Any suggestions?

Can I get an invite?

 

[krista4]

Heading to my monthly poker game in a little. This game is always awesome because its only a $20 buy-in, but that usually gets you 2 hours of action at the very least. The game usually starts around 9 and ends sometime after midnight. It's an awesome mix of people who play like winning is going to forever change their lives and then some that are happy to donate $20 to hang out with buddies. My favorite though is the guy that has to take a smoke break every 20 minutes or so and insists on playing by the official rules of poker. He knows the nickname for every hand and makes sure to call it out. This is a friendly game, but not to him. Perhaps bad timing on my part here, but I'm thinking of employing Tanner shtick on him tonight and calling out nicknames for hands that don't make any sense. Any suggestions?

Can I get an invite?

You have $20 to spare every month?

 

[shuke]

"Sorry fellas, I've got Mr. Rourke, so I gotta raise."

 

[Josie Maran]

Heading to my monthly poker game in a little. This game is always awesome because its only a $20 buy-in, but that usually gets you 2 hours of action at the very least. The game usually starts around 9 and ends sometime after midnight. It's an awesome mix of people who play like winning is going to forever change their lives and then some that are happy to donate $20 to hang out with buddies. My favorite though is the guy that has to take a smoke break every 20 minutes or so and insists on playing by the official rules of poker. He knows the nickname for every hand and makes sure to call it out. This is a friendly game, but not to him. Perhaps bad timing on my part here, but I'm thinking of employing Tanner shtick on him tonight and calling out nicknames for hands that don't make any sense. Any suggestions?

Can I get an invite?

You have $20 to spare every month?

Shuke's got Gutter-Money, yo!

 

[Drifter]

Heading to my monthly poker game in a little. This game is always awesome because its only a $20 buy-in, but that usually gets you 2 hours of action at the very least. The game usually starts around 9 and ends sometime after midnight. It's an awesome mix of people who play like winning is going to forever change their lives and then some that are happy to donate $20 to hang out with buddies. My favorite though is the guy that has to take a smoke break every 20 minutes or so and insists on playing by the official rules of poker. He knows the nickname for every hand and makes sure to call it out. This is a friendly game, but not to him. Perhaps bad timing on my part here, but I'm thinking of employing Tanner shtick on him tonight and calling out nicknames for hands that don't make any sense. Any suggestions?

Can I get an invite?

I'm going to be in Indiana mid-April and my boss is trying to tie it to a trip to N Kentucky (read, Cincinnati.) The issue is that Indiana will require a whole week so Kentucky would likely mean spending the weekend out that way. That's not normally something I'm willing to do. However, if it were to involve a $20 poker game with Shuke and Guster in Cincinnati on the weekend, I'll book the flight and hotel tomorrow.

 

[shuke]

It occurs to me that I'm getting to drunk to make it to the end of the rockets game that hasn't started yet. Been looking toward to this all day and I'm ruining it. !!!

Already made one trip to the recycle bin to redue the number of bottles by the sink in the morning.

 

[shuke]

Buddy of mine set up a porn filter for his computer at home so his kid couldn't/wouldn't watch porn (12 years old). My wife gets word of it, and asked him to set it up at our house. So great, now I get a "blocked domain" message whenever I try to go to, ah, alternative websites. For the love of christ. So my options are to get my porn from my tiny Samsung phone, or to ask my buddy how to get around the porn blocker so I can watch porn. Not really something I want to have to ask him how to do.#### it. I'm going to bed.

What kind of "buddy" is this? Did you guys not discuss this?