GM's thread about nothing (68 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

Are we still mad at Tanner today?

Good question.

I still hate you

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop

My link

It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are we still mad at Tanner today?

Good question.

I still hate you

Would a crazy raccoon gif help?

 

[Guster]

Triple Lindy!!!!!

 

[YSR]

Are we still mad at Tanner today?

Good question.

I still hate you

I texted him a very Republican picture of my parents' house earlier and didn't get a response, so I am in this boat as well. (I don't know what happened here last night. I assume I missed a post that has now been deleted or something. Regardless, I hope everyone has sobered up, gotten plenty of sleep, eaten three squares and taken their multi-vitamins and you all love each other the next time I come back in here).

 

[strykerpks]

Are we still mad at Tanner today?

Good question.

I still hate you

I texted him a very Republican picture of my parents' house earlier and didn't get a response, so I am in this boat as well. (I don't know what happened here last night. I assume I missed a post that has now been deleted or something. Regardless, I hope everyone has sobered up, gotten plenty of sleep, eaten three squares and taken their multi-vitamins and you all love each other the next time I come back in here).

Nobody knows whats going on, so you're not missing anything.PS I don't really hate you Mr Malloy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are we still mad at Tanner today?

Good question.

I still hate you

I texted him a very Republican picture of my parents' house earlier and didn't get a response, so I am in this boat as well.

Just saw the text. Signs like that come standard when you buy a house around here.

 

[T Bell]

Are we still mad at Tanner today?

Good question.

I still hate you

I texted him a very Republican picture of my parents' house earlier and didn't get a response, so I am in this boat as well. (I don't know what happened here last night. I assume I missed a post that has now been deleted or something. Regardless, I hope everyone has sobered up, gotten plenty of sleep, eaten three squares and taken their multi-vitamins and you all love each other the next time I come back in here).

Nobody knows whats going on, so you're not missing anything.PS I don't really hate you Mr Malloy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure what is better...if the cat was thrown or did it of its own volition.

 

[YSR]

Are we still mad at Tanner today?

Good question.

I still hate you

I texted him a very Republican picture of my parents' house earlier and didn't get a response, so I am in this boat as well.

Just saw the text. Signs like that come standard when you buy a house around here.

Pretty sure the Spanish part was done via Google translate, so in all likelihood it says, "please enter and take our 12 shekels of silver" or something along those lines. P.S. I am posting from my dad's iPad. I know this makes me (even more) uncool, but we don't have one of these. We have laptops and iPhones and a Kindle, I love this thing.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm posting from a Nintendo DSi.

 

[shuke]

We'll see you tomorrow, bf.

Never gets old.

 

[shuke]

The audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop

My link

It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right

How many drinks in are you? You look a little beat here, gb.

 

[Guster]

The audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop

My link

It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right

How many drinks in are you? You look a little beat here, gb.

4 x 10% beers plus 3 f'ing takes on the stupid rum shots

 

[Mr. Pickles]

what have they done with the QuiBids chick????

What did I miss? This is important. She's like Milano's younger sister.

 

[kevzilla]

Don't drink mead. This has been a public service announcement by kevzilla in association with GMTAN.

 

[Frostillicus]

1) a religious debate has broken out. Love this.

2) I have a box for you cos.

 

[cosjobs]

I am enjoying a delicios Knob Creek Rye and coke, because thats how i like it.

 

[bentley]

I am enjoying a delicios Knob Creek Rye and coke, because thats how i like it.

This is why hippie-beating should still be legal.

 

[Frostillicus]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

 

[bentley]

cos/kev> It may actually rain in Austin. Local news channel is going nonstop coverage on this one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Ask SIL for her lime jello recipe.

 

[cosjobs]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Pining for a second wife?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Buddy of mine set up a porn filter for his computer at home so his kid couldn't/wouldn't watch porn (12 years old). My wife gets word of it, and asked him to set it up at our house. So great, now I get a "blocked domain" message whenever I try to go to, ah, alternative websites. For the love of christ. So my options are to get my porn from my tiny Samsung phone, or to ask my buddy how to get around the porn blocker so I can watch porn. Not really something I want to have to ask him how to do.#### it. I'm going to bed.

Go old school and get some Hustlers? Remember the days when pics of nude women were a valuable commodity.

My lean years in middle school consisted of scrambled porn on the playboy channel (Look! I think that was a boob!). Every once in a while a neighborhood kid would get a hold of a mag - we had a spot in the woods where we buried our stash.

For my 13th b-day I received a full cable package in my room. No Playboy Channel, but Skinamax was enough education. God bless Canned Heat!

 

[cosjobs]

cos/kev> It may actually rain in Austin. Local news channel is going nonstop coverage on this one.

Quit teasing me.All my sxsw guests were whining about the sprinkles we had yesterday. I probably did not respond as an ideal host should have.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Ask SIL for her lime jello recipe.

Why must you spew hate nonstop? GOD.

 

[kevzilla]

cos/kev> It may actually rain in Austin. Local news channel is going nonstop coverage on this one.

Yeah, I might shut down my computer.THUNDERPOCALYPSE!!!!11!!!

 

[cosjobs]

cos/kev> It may actually rain in Austin. Local news channel is going nonstop coverage on this one.

Yeah, I might shut down my computer.THUNDERPOCALYPSE!!!!11!!!

Seriously? I may need to drive to Reds back porch and watch it roll in.

 

[cosjobs]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Ask SIL for her lime jello recipe.

Why must you spew hate nonstop? GOD.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Ask SIL for her lime jello recipe.

Why must you spew hate nonstop? GOD.

I'm an animal.

 

[Frostillicus]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Ask SIL for her lime jello recipe.

I laughed.

 

[Frostillicus]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Pining for a second wife?

Negatives outweight positives imo. And now Sister-in-laws stupid baby is awake.And we tried shotgunning beers earlier and now I have beer in my hair.

 

[proninja]

" I loved salted meats."

A wise young man you are rearing

 

[bentley]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Pining for a second wife?

Negatives outweight positives imo. And now Sister-in-laws stupid baby is awake.And we tried shotgunning beers earlier and now I have beer in my hair.

As the father of two, I feel pretty qualified to say that babies are terrible. So glad that I'll never have to deal with one again for the rest of my life.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Babies are hilarious. Maybe you did it wrong.

 

[cosjobs]

Kind of self-centered, imo

 

[proninja]

I worked at the Seattle bike expo today in the Specialized booth. I feel pretty qualified to say that bike people really aren't cool in any way, shape or form.

 

[bentley]

Kind of self-centered, imo

Meh. Toddlers and preschoolers are awesome. There's no way that any sane person actually enjoys the first six months.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Pining for a second wife?

Negatives outweight positives imo. And now Sister-in-laws stupid baby is awake.And we tried shotgunning beers earlier and now I have beer in my hair.

As the father of two, I feel pretty qualified to say that babies are terrible. So glad that I'll never have to deal with one again for the rest of my life.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Pining for a second wife?

Negatives outweight positives imo. And now Sister-in-laws stupid baby is awake.And we tried shotgunning beers earlier and now I have beer in my hair.

As the father of two, I feel pretty qualified to say that babies are terrible. So glad that I'll never have to deal with one again for the rest of my life.

Sometimes the wife gets all hormoney and talks about another one...them she quickly comes to her senses and says, "I must be insane to want to go through that again." Other people's babies are awesome. Your own is hellish. Once the hit four or five, then it's great.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kind of self-centered, imo

Yep. Babies only think about themselves.

 

[Frostillicus]

wife's desperately wants a third kid. Luckily we already cut off that page of the choose your own adventure.

 

[cosjobs]

If i only hit 4 out of 5 of them, i'm driving too slow

 

[Crazy Canuck]

wife's desperately wants a third kid. Luckily we already cut off that page of the choose your own adventure.

Snip?I've debated doing that. But I've heard it can go terribly awry.

 

[Frostillicus]

wife's desperately wants a third kid. Luckily we already cut off that page of the choose your own adventure.

Snip?I've debated doing that. But I've heard it can go terribly awry.

No I can still knock chicks up

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Kind of self-centered, imo

Yep. Babies only think about themselves.

They're little uncontrolled ids.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

wife's desperately wants a third kid. Luckily we already cut off that page of the choose your own adventure.

Snip?I've debated doing that. But I've heard it can go terribly awry.

No I can still knock chicks up

I'm sorry.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wife's desperately wants a third kid. Luckily we already cut off that page of the choose your own adventure.

She just wants another person to buy into the essential oils pyramid scheme IMO.

 

[Frostillicus]

wife's desperately wants a third kid. Luckily we already cut off that page of the choose your own adventure.

She just wants another person to buy into the essential oils pyramid scheme IMO.

takes too long imo

 

[cosjobs]

Watching RealTime with Bill Maher, I'd gladly do Arianna Huffington right now.