GM's thread about nothing (96 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Trying too hard to pull the cork out of the bottle of Knob earlier, I broke the plastic screwcap in half.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Trying too hard to pull the cork out of the bottle of Knob earlier, I broke the plastic screwcap in half.

Longest euphemism ever.

 

[cosjobs]

Trying too hard to pull the cork out of the bottle of Knob earlier, I broke the plastic screwcap in half.

Longest euphemism ever.

Arianna fantasies demand staying power.

 

[cosjobs]

I love David Cross

I think arming teachers is is inane, short-sited, and the wrong solution. What we need to be doing is arming the children.

 

[strykerpks]

Kind of self-centered, imo

Meh. Toddlers and preschoolers are awesome. There's no way that any sane person actually enjoys the first six months.

Just got out of the first 6 months on Thursday. Looking forward to these fun times I keep hearing about.

 

[Frostillicus]

Lots of crying here now. I've fled to the basement

 

[Bogart]

So drunk, so happy right now.

 

[strykerpks]

Lots of crying here now. I've fled to the basement

I'm sorry about your Gophers

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I worked at the Seattle bike expo today in the Specialized booth. I feel pretty qualified to say that bike people really aren't cool in any way, shape or form.

I had a Specialized mountain bike as a freshmen in college. I loved that thing. At UCD, everybody rides a bike. The campus is massive, and there isn't much car parking, so it just makes sense. I rode through a bat-#### torrential rainstorm that flooded out a bike lane underpass in under half an hour. Wake up late at 7:47 AM for a midterm at 8 AM a mile away from my dorm? Hauled **** and made it in time on my Specialized.And then it got stolen, like every bike in Davis. And I realized it was futile to have a nice bike and I got a ####ty bike like everyone else.I want to smell Bogart's hand.

 

[Bogart]

I worked at the Seattle bike expo today in the Specialized booth. I feel pretty qualified to say that bike people really aren't cool in any way, shape or form.

I had a Specialized mountain bike as a freshmen in college. I loved that thing. At UCD, everybody rides a bike. The campus is massive, and there isn't much car parking, so it just makes sense. I rode through a bat-#### torrential rainstorm that flooded out a bike lane underpass in under half an hour. Wake up late at 7:47 AM for a midterm at 8 AM a mile away from my dorm? Hauled **** and made it in time on my Specialized.And then it got stolen, like every bike in Davis. And I realized it was futile to have a nice bike and I got a ####ty bike like everyone else.

I want to smell Bogart's hand.

Was at a concert, not much to smell, maybe tomorrow night.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let me see....Go out to dinner at a cool Japanese restaurant with two of my favorite best friends. Great time. They picked the tab up all niight. Had to blow well over a grand between them. We meet another GB/BFF afterwards, poker game breaks out at the bar. Life is good. Get home and Mrs. SLB passes out. I'm not happy. Getting ####ed up now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Homer? Bentley? Stryker?

 

[Annyong]

2 week old son finally fell asleep. Think I'll have a couple beers

 

[St. Louis Bob]

2 week old son finally fell asleep. Think I'll have a couple beers

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mt BFF's (#### I hate that I labeled him as that) wife was all over me tonight. It was odd. He shot me a couple of looks but I know he doesn't GAF. Just like I don't. The three of us buddies have done and been through stuff I can't even imagining posting here. #### it, who cares.

ETA

The chef thought his wife was mine. Apparently I had two broads, and I did, it was neat. GM, scary.

 

[Annyong]

Bob, remind me to never introduce you to my woman.

 

[UniAlias]

Quarter past 4, I'm here for the Uruk handoff. Out of weed but I have about half a dozen cigarettes and a bunch of beer. I think I'm here for the long haul.

 

[UniAlias]

I worked at the Seattle bike expo today in the Specialized booth. I feel pretty qualified to say that bike people really aren't cool in any way, shape or form.

I had a Specialized mountain bike as a freshmen in college. I loved that thing. At UCD, everybody rides a bike. The campus is massive, and there isn't much car parking, so it just makes sense. I rode through a bat-#### torrential rainstorm that flooded out a bike lane underpass in under half an hour. Wake up late at 7:47 AM for a midterm at 8 AM a mile away from my dorm? Hauled **** and made it in time on my Specialized.And then it got stolen, like every bike in Davis. And I realized it was futile to have a nice bike and I got a ####ty bike like everyone else.

I want to smell Bogart's hand.

Was at a concert, not much to smell, maybe tomorrow night.

This is pretty cool. Never been to Lola's.

 

[Annyong]

I just took the nastiest poop.

 

[UniAlias]

I just took the nastiest poop.

Hey, man.

 

[Annyong]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

 

[Annyong]

Time for another beer

 

[UniAlias]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

 

[Annyong]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

 

[UniAlias]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

 

[Annyong]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

Your the same age as my brother. he's out in AZ riding four wheelers in the desert, and I'm here in the Chicago burbs posting on a message board because my newborn is finAlly sleepingHe wins.

 

[UniAlias]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

Your the same age as my brother. he's out in AZ riding four wheelers in the desert, and I'm here in the Chicago burbs posting on a message board because my newborn is finAlly sleepingHe wins.

For some reason I thought you lived in Denver. Maybe I got you mixed up with Finless. I'm pretty bad at the internets.I'm going to Chicago for the first time next month to catch a Rangers/Cubs game at Wrigley. And to get really drunk and make an ### out of myself.

 

[Annyong]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

Your the same age as my brother. he's out in AZ riding four wheelers in the desert, and I'm here in the Chicago burbs posting on a message board because my newborn is finAlly sleepingHe wins.

For some reason I thought you lived in Denver. Maybe I got you mixed up with Finless. I'm pretty bad at the internets.I'm going to Chicago for the first time next month to catch a Rangers/Cubs game at Wrigley. And to get really drunk and make an ### out of myself.

Lol don't thinkFinless is posting here anymore. When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes! They wouldntlet me into a bar in wrigleyville after a game cuz the bouncer saw humping a parking meter

 

[UniAlias]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

Your the same age as my brother. he's out in AZ riding four wheelers in the desert, and I'm here in the Chicago burbs posting on a message board because my newborn is finAlly sleepingHe wins.

For some reason I thought you lived in Denver. Maybe I got you mixed up with Finless. I'm pretty bad at the internets.I'm going to Chicago for the first time next month to catch a Rangers/Cubs game at Wrigley. And to get really drunk and make an ### out of myself.

Lol don't thinkFinless is posting here anymore. When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes! They wouldntlet me into a bar in wrigleyville after a game cuz the bouncer saw humping a parking meter

Making a note not to do this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, remind me to never introduce you to my woman.

I don't know. It's only when I'm on. D-Stu I'm not. I'm going to bed. oug[o;'fg[

 

[UniAlias]

Drunk Bob is drunk.

This time change #### is weird. I feel like the sun is about to come up any minute now. Where the #### is Homer?

 

[Annyong]

Watching the Netherlands and Japan face off in Tokyo.

Oh uni- try to make it to Sluggers in Wrigleyville around 10pm. They have dueling pianos which can be good. They also have batting cages upstairs which is funny when you've had 27 beers

 

[UniAlias]

Watching the Netherlands and Japan face off in Tokyh uni- try to make it to Sluggers in Wrigleyville around 10pm. They have dueling pianos which can be good. They also have batting cages upstairs which is funny when you've had 27 beers

Want to hit up at least one really nice steak joint and pizza place. Any recommendations? I'm sure there are a billion Chicago threads on the board but I'm lazy.After reading about the 1893 world's fair I kinda want to check out the original grounds, but it sounds like it's pretty ####ty and not well maintained, so I may pass on that. But I have 5 days to kill so I don't know what else to do.

 

[Annyong]

Watching the Netherlands and Japan face off in Tokyh uni- try to make it to Sluggers in Wrigleyville around 10pm. They have dueling pianos which can be good. They also have batting cages upstairs which is funny when you've had 27 beers

Want to hit up at least one really nice steak joint and pizza place. Any recommendations? I'm sure there are a billion Chicago threads on the board but I'm lazy.After reading about the 1893 world's fair I kinda want to check out the original grounds, but it sounds like it's pretty ####ty and not well maintained, so I may pass on that. But I have 5 days to kill so I don't know what else to do.

Yeah the Chicago threads will give a ####load of info.My recommendationsizza PequodsPieceLou malnatisSteak- RUTH'S CHRIS? I think it is a chain but it was awesomeGibson'sMORTON'S

 

[UniAlias]

Watching the Netherlands and Japan face off in Tokyh uni- try to make it to Sluggers in Wrigleyville around 10pm. They have dueling pianos which can be good. They also have batting cages upstairs which is funny when you've had 27 beers

Want to hit up at least one really nice steak joint and pizza place. Any recommendations? I'm sure there are a billion Chicago threads on the board but I'm lazy.After reading about the 1893 world's fair I kinda want to check out the original grounds, but it sounds like it's pretty ####ty and not well maintained, so I may pass on that. But I have 5 days to kill so I don't know what else to do.

Yeah the Chicago threads will give a ####load of info.My recommendationsizza PequodsPieceLou malnatisSteak- RUTH'S CHRIS? I think it is a chain but it was awesomeGibson'sMORTON'S

Thanks GB. I'm starting to get tired.. almost 7AM Uruk's time, where is he? I don't know how much beer my liver can handle

 

[Annyong]

GODSPEED

 

[UniAlias]

Seriously, Australian Homer.

 

[Annyong]

Seriously, Australian Homer.

Sweet leather jacket, homer

 

[Annyong]

Eeeeuuuwww, my kid just ####. His mom better wake up soon. I need another beer.

 

[UniAlias]

 

[T Bell]

Lots of crying here now. I've fled to the basement

 

[Annyong]

I've had like 12 beers today

Noon- 3:30 -5 beers

4pm-5pm gym

6-1am dad

1am- now 7-8 beers

 

[Guster]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

 

[Josie Maran]

Buddy of mine set up a porn filter for his computer at home so his kid couldn't/wouldn't watch porn (12 years old). My wife gets word of it, and asked him to set it up at our house. So great, now I get a "blocked domain" message whenever I try to go to, ah, alternative websites. For the love of christ. So my options are to get my porn from my tiny Samsung phone, or to ask my buddy how to get around the porn blocker so I can watch porn. Not really something I want to have to ask him how to do.#### it. I'm going to bed.

Go old school and get some Hustlers? Remember the days when pics of nude women were a valuable commodity.

My lean years in middle school consisted of scrambled porn on the playboy channel (Look! I think that was a boob!). Every once in a while a neighborhood kid would get a hold of a mag - we had a spot in the woods where we buried our stash.

This sounds familiar. A buddy of mine had one channel on his TV that at the same time every night, like 10:00 or so, would have a reduced level of scrambling to the point where you could actually make out body parts. I enjoyed sleepovers there.

Summer of 96 in Cincy, our cable's porn were always available, but if you watched for more than 2 minutes it counted as a purchase. To the genius that thought up that plan, I salute you, sir.

How many times did you just miss and get charged for the $4.99?

Dude, it was a minute and a half more than I needed. They never got a nickel.

 

[Josie Maran]

Heading out on a date with "the non-reader" who just texted me that her cousin in Mexico "stole one of her poses" on the FB.

Maybe this girl will like PB&J for dinner.

OK, I figured out last night, that right now, this is exactly the kind of girl that I need to be dating right now. I don't have to think or even really try hard. Open the car door, suggest the restaurant, and I'm suddenly the greatest guy ever. I did teach her how to use chopsticks last night, so I have that going for me.What is new for me, is I have never dated a drinker before. Got a text this morning, "I'm only in my bra right now. Guess I couldn't find my pjs last night."

Yeah, I can work with this for a while.

It's posts like this that should get us back on track in here.

It's like we're watching Fish and Guster's padawan learner out on his first mission. May the force be with you, Bogart, and your lightsaber strong.

Don't forget to mention Obi-Stu Kenobi and Homerbacca.

Been chuckling at this since last night.WAAAAAHHHH (let's go, Han)

 

[Josie Maran]

Buddy of mine set up a porn filter for his computer at home so his kid couldn't/wouldn't watch porn (12 years old). My wife gets word of it, and asked him to set it up at our house. So great, now I get a "blocked domain" message whenever I try to go to, ah, alternative websites. For the love of christ. So my options are to get my porn from my tiny Samsung phone, or to ask my buddy how to get around the porn blocker so I can watch porn. Not really something I want to have to ask him how to do.

#### it. I'm going to bed.

Go old school and get some Hustlers? Remember the days when pics of nude women were a valuable commodity.

My lean years in middle school consisted of scrambled porn on the playboy channel (Look! I think that was a boob!). Every once in a while a neighborhood kid would get a hold of a mag - we had a spot in the woods where we buried our stash.

My link

I'm using this right now.

 

[Josie Maran]

The audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop

My link

It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right

You're a fan of Airborne Toxic Event?

 

[Josie Maran]

what have they done with the QuiBids chick????

What did I miss? This is important. She's like Milano's younger sister.

I love that girl.But the new girl on the BeeZid commercials makes my pants tight. I know it's creepy because she looks 14, but I can't help it. She's hot.

 

[Josie Maran]

I am enjoying a delicios Knob Creek Rye and coke, because thats how i like it.

This is why hippie-beating should still be legal.

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer? Bentley? Stryker?

I can't safely drive home anymore so I crashed for a few hours at my suicidal buddy's place. Probably gonna be a regular thing when I work. Otherwise, I'd have gladly had some SLB-time.