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'Bogart said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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Just when I think I can't have a bigger mancrush on SLB....
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:blush: Be careful out there single guys.

 
'Bogart said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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Just when I think I can't have a bigger mancrush on SLB....
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The sixteen year old stoner in me thinks Bob is doing married life right. :thumbup:
 
'Raider Nation said:
Do I have any recourse after getting burned on an eBay purchase?

I bought a second phone for work for $150. The phone doesn't power up when it arrives. Battery is completely dead, and it's not a normal battery, so I ask him to send me another one. He does, and the phone works fine. For one day. The phone died, and even the guys at Sprint can't get it to turn on again.

The seller had a 14-day money back guarantee. I had the phone for just over a week. I've messaged him three days in a row now, looking for a refund. Shockingly, no reply. My next step is a more Serious Business email, then try to settle it through eBay's resolution center (usually fruitless), then I will file a fraud report with PayPal, claiming that he knew he was selling me a crap product. That has worked in the past.

Failing all of that, I was thinking of being the high bidder on all of his items for the next month, then never reply when he's looking for payment. (He sells a TON of stuff). If the only penalty is having my eBay account nuked, I'll take it. But if he took the time to sue me, would I legally be on the hook for all the items?
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You've got the upper hand. Paypal are Nazis when it comes to defending buyers.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Bogart said:
Went on a double date last night with Non-Reader and my cousin and his GF, the couple that introduced N-R and I.Went and saw Silver Linings Playbook (holy #### is Jennifer Lawrence so insanely hot in the movie). For those that haven't seen the movie, while there are many comical moments in the movie, there are many more uneasy/tense/dramatic moments touching on some raw emotion. Didn't matter with N-R, she insanely laughed at all of them. At first, I thought it was just a reaction to something uneasy she was feeling and just laughing to cover it up, then it was clear I was giving her too much credit. On the ride home, she asked if I liked the movie, why I liked the movie, and how I would define the type of movie that was.After a thought out response on my part, she silently looks ahead and says, "We should have seen The Last Exorcism." :wall:I don't care, I'm asking her out again. She's cute and she later texted me, "I'm sorry I stole some of your fries at dinner. I really should be spanked."
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Dude...I feel for you here. Talk about being torn.
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:lmao:Poor guy. On the horny of a dilemma.
 
'BigJohn said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.
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Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?
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:lmao: :lmao: Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?
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Was it intentional? The ninjas at our place here flip it up into their hats and then will flip it into your mouth. :unsure:
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How fast would a real samurai commit hari kiri if you transported him 150 years forward to now and had him watch a chef at Beni Hana?
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'BigJohn said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.
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Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?
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:lmao: :lmao: Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?
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Was it intentional? The ninjas at our place here flip it up into their hats and then will flip it into your mouth. :unsure:
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I honestly don't know. He was flipping shrimp into people's mouths then did this little fake out move. It was ####### hilarious.
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'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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I'll take a PM.And driving directions.
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Gadzooks said:
I started to think that I shouldn't get too excited because the chances of this working out are probably slim. She lives an hour away
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Unless you mean by plane, I don't follow. I get the kid complications, but you're going to have that with any woman. Why is an hour a big deal? Many of us drive that to work every morning, with minimal hope for sex before (or after :kicksrock: :rant: ) the hour drive back. If anything, I'd think this "negative" should bring you back to the interest level you should be showing with her. Keep seeing her when you can without walking around with a hot poker in your shorts. If things go really well and you eventually decide she's good for something besides providing naked pics that you pass around to your close, personal ifriends who take the time to support you in your time of need, THEN you can figure out how to navigate the long-term speedbump that is an hour of geography. 'Cause if you're good together, then maybe her life won't be in the city anymore. And if it is, well, maybe you wasted a whole bunch of time suffering through some sheet soakings with a sexy, sophisticated, and beautiful woman. I'm sure you can search to find a silver lining in that somewhere. Eventually.
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:goodposting: I'm in LA. It takes me an hour to get to the nearest grocery store.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Bogart said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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Just when I think I can't have a bigger mancrush on SLB....
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:blush: Be careful out there single guys.
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Business in front, party in the back?
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
'Bogart said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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Just when I think I can't have a bigger mancrush on SLB....
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The sixteen year old stoner in me thinks Bob is doing married life right. :thumbup:
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This helps to deflate the SLB-boner.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Good said:
I imagine Bob's life to be exactly like Eyes Wide Shut. Except the sex is weirder.
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I do too, but in a twist, he's telling everyone he's NOT COOL with it because he loves his wife.
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:lmao: It isn't that interestingly but I am a perv. Obviously.
'T Bell said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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I'll take a PM.And driving directions.
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She's about 5'9, 135 pounds, very pretty, blond hair and a giant natural rack. Yeah....
'ScottNorwood said:
My link
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WTMF :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
'T Bell said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'Bogart said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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Just when I think I can't have a bigger mancrush on SLB....
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The sixteen year old stoner in me thinks Bob is doing married life right. :thumbup:
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This helps to deflate the SLB-boner.
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:lmao:
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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I seriously need to hang out with SLB. Also, I really like The Kitaro place.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Bogart said:
Went on a double date last night with Non-Reader and my cousin and his GF, the couple that introduced N-R and I.

Went and saw Silver Linings Playbook (holy #### is Jennifer Lawrence so insanely hot in the movie). For those that haven't seen the movie, while there are many comical moments in the movie, there are many more uneasy/tense/dramatic moments touching on some raw emotion. Didn't matter with N-R, she insanely laughed at all of them. At first, I thought it was just a reaction to something uneasy she was feeling and just laughing to cover it up, then it was clear I was giving her too much credit. On the ride home, she asked if I liked the movie, why I liked the movie, and how I would define the type of movie that was.

After a thought out response on my part, she silently looks ahead and says, "We should have seen The Last Exorcism." :wall:

I don't care, I'm asking her out again. She's cute and she later texted me, "I'm sorry I stole some of your fries at dinner. I really should be spanked."
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Dude...I feel for you here. Talk about being torn.
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:goodposting: Mind-numbing stupidity may seem too tough to fight through at the time, but then several years later you regret only having one night with the girl who had never heard of the prohibition. :2cents:

 
'walnutz said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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I seriously need to hang out with SLB. Also, I really like The Kitaro place.
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:lmao: This was before kids. I'm significantly less fun now. Are we friends on Facebook?
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'walnutz said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.
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I seriously need to hang out with SLB. Also, I really like The Kitaro place.
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:lmao: This was before kids. I'm significantly less fun now. Are we friends on Facebook?
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Yep. We are connected on the facebooks.
 
Worn out by our only child's bull#### stalling tactics every night before bed, took a hard stand.

It's 10:14 PM, she's screaming and kicking in bed. Will keep the updates coming.

 
10:28 pm. Still going, although she's slowing down. I did have to go in and check on her, as it did sound like she was in pain. That's because she kicked her bed and hurt her foot.

 
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10:28 pm. Still going, although she's slowing down. I did have to go in and check on her, as it did sound like she was in pain. That's because she kicked her bed and hurt her foot.
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Watched my brother in law and sister take this stand last year. They locked the door from the outside and let her huck herself against it for about 20 minutes. She eventually passed out on the floor next to the door. Hasn't been a problem since.
 
'proninja said:
'Good said:
10:28 pm. Still going, although she's slowing down. I did have to go in and check on her, as it did sound like she was in pain. That's because she kicked her bed and hurt her foot.
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Watched my brother in law and sister take this stand last year. They locked the door from the outside and let her huck herself against it for about 20 minutes. She eventually passed out on the floor next to the door. Hasn't been a problem since.
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10:37. I think she's KO'ed. This is not a good night for this, because her first day of preschool is tomorrow, but I just hit my breaking point taking 45 minutes every ####### night to go to bed.And, still going. Her tenacity really is something to behold.
 
'Good said:
'proninja said:
'Good said:
10:28 pm. Still going, although she's slowing down. I did have to go in and check on her, as it did sound like she was in pain. That's because she kicked her bed and hurt her foot.
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Watched my brother in law and sister take this stand last year. They locked the door from the outside and let her huck herself against it for about 20 minutes. She eventually passed out on the floor next to the door. Hasn't been a problem since.
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10:37. I think she's KO'ed. This is not a good night for this, because her first day of preschool is tomorrow, but I just hit my breaking point taking 45 minutes every ####### night to go to bed.And, still going. Her tenacity really is something to behold.
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we did this a while back... suck big time. I want to say it gets better... :unsure:actually it does... took a while to get her awat from it, but she's fine most of the time now.
 
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