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I think it's over. 10:43 PM.For some reason, she simply doesn't get out of bed and open the door. It's odd. Not that I'm complaining.we did this a while back... suck big time. I want to say it gets better...actually it does... took a while to get her awat from it, but she's fine most of the time now.
Hannah now replies in the negative with "Nah", a la Mickey Mouse.
Aiden does a pretty good "oh Toodles."
This should be shown in driver's ed schools. "Don't be one of those fools who hold up traffic while you make a ten-point turn. You make that turn three points, and you do it like a flood is rolling up on your ###!"
This was the Flaming Bird at two years old. Now he's moved on to more sophisticated tactics, like claiming he's "starving!" before bedtime and playing with each toy on the living room floor as he puts them away. What I'm saying is, yea, it gets better.
How do you think Homer's parents feel every night?
The tantrums don't bother them nearly as much as the massive ###### diapers.
T Bell solution: "Fine, I'll see you at [next meal]. And don't ask for a snack before then." And then you stick with it. This is a solution thatonly needs to be used once. I went through this one morning with my son screwing around before preschool. We had a good, older Latina nanny who was there and he always would screwe around while eating and delay me getting out the door. I threatened several times to take away his breakfast, and finally did, to her horror (as if I was going to send him to school hungry) and to his crying fit of rage. She even reported it to my ex (we shared the nanny), which required an explanation and it was fine.That behavior didn't recur.
Gary and MelissaLoved to make love
Please elaborate about the sharing of the hot Latina nanny. Feel free to make stuff up if necessary.
The eldest fireweaselspawn was a full on OCD demon from 18months to 3. To stay awake, she would just smash he head against the floor and glare at you. If you tried to dress her and put on her left shoe/sleeve/seat belt harness first she would physically resist and yell"FIRST THE RIGHT, FIRST THE RIGHT, ALWAYS THE RIGHT FIRST!" At any meal, she would spin her plate 3 full revolutions before eating. Every. Single. Meal.Now, her OCD is more under control, although her anxiety/ control issues will always be present. Heaven help the boys that get involved with her.'Good said:I think it's over. 10:43 PM.For some reason, she simply doesn't get out of bed and open the door. It's odd. Not that I'm complaining.'charvik said:we did this a while back... suck big time. I want to say it gets better...'Good said:
Awesome'rabidfireweasel said:
Wow...very cool.'rabidfireweasel said:
Abby hates ballet and excels in gymnastics. Entirely inaccurate. Start over.'rabidfireweasel said:
See new second image in the album for the modified image responding to this info. Fortunately I have used the crossing out text shtick throughout the work.
at Kendrick Lamar and The Lumineers. I'm pretty sure they're playing 90% of all the festivals this year.
You're good
I have already purchased a pair of $200 tickets for this festival that my teenage son is no longer interested in attending. I will let you have them for face value, absorbing the $25 per ticket convenience fee myself.
ROR'T Bell said:
JMFC.That would've been a good spot to slam it into reverse, then do an awesome 180' turn and book out of there. But a three-point turn is very sensible.'T Bell said:
I didn't know T a n n e r was filtered nowadays
I am pretty sure we aren't supposed to talk about Jesus like that around here.
How was the Valley Lounge?
Plus I'm pretty sure that driver was Japanesed, not Mexicaned.
To be fair, his legal name is John. That's just a nickname.
'St. Louis Bob said:'Bob Sacamano said:'Officer Pete Malloy said:
I grew up 2 blocks from that mall. One day, we were bored and decided to shoot spit balls up high on the giant glass doors. Those spit balls stayed up there for years. I used to marvel at them whenever I'd enter the mall. 
Tangent - Are Spaghetti Westerns suddenly becoming a hipster thing? I say this because my hipster NYC brother in law (who works in publishing incidentally so probably shares some similar general likes/dislikes as you) had a bunch of Spaghetti Western stuff on his Christmas wishlist and now here you are - our resident hipster, doing the same.I mean, I love Spaghetti Westerns but I'm beginning to suspect there's more going on here.Hungover Sunday. I have a stack of papers to grade and I haven't touched one all day. Some days it's best throw in the white towel and just watch spaghetti westerns all day. Also, my family has fled premises. The smell of my stout farts was too much.
As someone with a Lee Van Cleef avatar starting around 8 years ago, I want to make sure I'm not getting lumped in with the Honorable Hipster Dufus from upstate New York.Tangent - Are Spaghetti Westerns suddenly becoming a hipster thing? I say this because my hipster NYC brother in law (who works in publishing incidentally so probably shares some similar general likes/dislikes as you) had a bunch of Spaghetti Western stuff on his Christmas wishlist and now here you are - our resident hipster, doing the same.I mean, I love Spaghetti Westerns but I'm beginning to suspect there's more going on here.Hungover Sunday. I have a stack of papers to grade and I haven't touched one all day. Some days it's best throw in the white towel and just watch spaghetti westerns all day. Also, my family has fled premises. The smell of my stout farts was too much.
Hmmm. Would have pegged you as a full body shaver.Found my first grey chest hair today. I feel like it's mocking me.Grey pubes can't be far behind.
also heard your pubes straighten out once they go grey.Found my first grey chest hair today. I feel like it's mocking me.Grey pubes can't be far behind.
I predict a shave plus a merkin in his future.Hmmm. Would have pegged you as a full body shaver.Found my first grey chest hair today. I feel like it's mocking me.Grey pubes can't be far behind.
Hmmm. Would have pegged you.Found my first grey chest hair today. I feel like it's mocking me.Grey pubes can't be far behind.
Too much work. I'm too lazy for the weekly maintenance.Hmmm. Would have pegged you as a full body shaver.Found my first grey chest hair today. I feel like it's mocking me.Grey pubes can't be far behind.
Like that chick from Boardwalk Empire who was naked 24/7.I predict a shave plus a merkin in his future.Hmmm. Would have pegged you as a full body shaver.Found my first grey chest hair today. I feel like it's mocking me.Grey pubes can't be far behind.
Even Eastwood?? Those never get old...
Worth watching for the poncho alone.
I thought I would ask here first before the gen pop and get 800 "ball cancer" replies.
Sounds like Zooks top-secret plan to poison you is finally starting to see some results. Little does he know, Guster is doing the same thing to him. It's going to make a great novel/straight to cable movie.I woke up last night about 2 am drenched in sweat from head to toe. On top of that I stunk like I just crawled through a sewer. I got our of bed dried myself off and went back to sleep. I woke up normally. This also happened to me one night last week. To my knowledge, other than when I had the flu, nothing like this has ever happened to me before. So, um, thoughts?
Manopause?I woke up last night about 2 am drenched in sweat from head to toe. On top of that I stunk like I just crawled through a sewer. I got our of bed dried myself off and went back to sleep. I woke up normally. This also happened to me one night last week. To my knowledge, other than when I had the flu, nothing like this has ever happened to me before. So, um, thoughts?
Meh. You've seen one you've seen them all.
