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1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
I'll be down there. Actually on a float this year which means I'll start drinking a bit earlier than usual. Also have an extra ticket to Alt-J that night if you want to go. Hopefully I can make it that long. :unsure:
We're going to Local Natives that night. Which float? We'll be in the CVS/Staples parking lot at Lovers and Greenville. Watch for my boobs.
 
Quick question for the folks in here that hire people; do you look at the day/time that a resume or application is submitted? Is it a redflag if someone submits a resume during weekday business hours?
It never occurred to me.
:goodposting: I do get creeped out if people walk resumes in. Those get instantly tossed.
Seeing someone in person creeps you out? Social anxiety issues?
Yeah, I don't get this. I'm way more impressed by the person who walks it in than the person who sends it by email. Much more of an investment imo.
 
Quick question for the folks in here that hire people; do you look at the day/time that a resume or application is submitted? Is it a redflag if someone submits a resume during weekday business hours?
It never occurred to me.
:goodposting: I do get creeped out if people walk resumes in. Those get instantly tossed.
Seeing someone in person creeps you out? Social anxiety issues?
we have a small office. If we're hiring we tell people to submit resumes online. The ones that think its a great idea to not follow directions usually give off weird vibes. :shrug: apologies if that's your go to move to set yourself apart
:lol: I've been with the same company 15 years. Tossing resumes for seemingly random reasons just seems weird, but I'm sure it happens all the time.
 
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
I'll be down there. Actually on a float this year which means I'll start drinking a bit earlier than usual. Also have an extra ticket to Alt-J that night if you want to go. Hopefully I can make it that long. :unsure:
We're going to Local Natives that night. Which float? We'll be in the CVS/Staples parking lot at Lovers and Greenville. Watch for my boobs.
I fully expect either Uni or Stu to end up on Snoop Dogg's bus by the end of the day.I have half a mind to take the kids out there early before it gets too crazy.
 
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
I'll be down there. Actually on a float this year which means I'll start drinking a bit earlier than usual. Also have an extra ticket to Alt-J that night if you want to go. Hopefully I can make it that long. :unsure:
We're going to Local Natives that night. Which float? We'll be in the CVS/Staples parking lot at Lovers and Greenville. Watch for my boobs.
That parking lot gets crazy.. Good times :banned: No particular float.. a big group of friends just all pitched in to rent a flatbed trailer, add railing to it for drink holders and drape banners/flags over the sides. We have a ton of beads to pelt people with, I'll be on the lookout for a big goofy Stu in the crowd.
 
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
I'll be down there. Actually on a float this year which means I'll start drinking a bit earlier than usual. Also have an extra ticket to Alt-J that night if you want to go. Hopefully I can make it that long. :unsure:
We're going to Local Natives that night. Which float? We'll be in the CVS/Staples parking lot at Lovers and Greenville. Watch for my boobs.
I fully expect either Uni or Stu to end up on Snoop Dogg's bus by the end of the day.I have half a mind to take the kids out there early before it gets too crazy.
:lmao:I thought about buying a whole buncha pot and selling it at the Snoop show.. Can you imagine how much money you could make selling weed to the biggest gathering of drunk 20-30 year old's in Dallas before a Snoop Dogg performance? Shoot me a text if you make it down there, GB.
 
Quick question for the folks in here that hire people; do you look at the day/time that a resume or application is submitted? Is it a redflag if someone submits a resume during weekday business hours?
Never. But I'm sure there are people who would.ETA: Those people are morons imo.
 
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I thought about buying a whole buncha pot and selling it at the Snoop show.. Can you imagine how much money you could make selling weed to the biggest gathering of drunk 20-30 year old's in Dallas before a Snoop Dogg performance?
Related thought... It's girl scout cookie season. A stand set up down there would make an absolute killing.
 
Looks like I am to Raleigh, NC in about 6 months. Nervous excitement. At the very least, at least I won't be one of those people that live in the same place their whole lives that Krista rags on :excited: Time to start working on the golf game I think.
Congrats! I'd love to live in NC, I think.
Quick question for the folks in here that hire people; do you look at the day/time that a resume or application is submitted? Is it a redflag if someone submits a resume during weekday business hours?
Never look at it.
 
Local radio station runs a contest every Friday called "Name that 80s Tune" and it's invariably an obscure song where the host plays about 2-3 seconds of it and gives clues/hints while spinning songs for your morning drive. I think Tanner would do great at this game and once and a while I'll get it too. You can call or text in your answer and win a gift card to a nice restaurant, blah blah blah, tl;dr...

Anyhow, today's 80's song was one I'd never heard before but thought it was fitting for me and I kind of liked it. And I bet Tanner knows this one too....

:thumbup:
 
Local radio station runs a contest every Friday called "Name that 80s Tune" and it's invariably an obscure song where the host plays about 2-3 seconds of it and gives clues/hints while spinning songs for your morning drive. I think Tanner would do great at this game and once and a while I'll get it too. You can call or text in your answer and win a gift card to a nice restaurant, blah blah blah, tl;dr...

Anyhow, today's 80's song was one I'd never heard before but thought it was fitting for me and I kind of liked it. And I bet Tanner knows this one too....

Damn straight. Had that sucker on vinyl. Album was called "Rattlesnakes" I think. "Perfect Skin" is great but the rest of the LP isn't so hot.
 
Thanks to all for the responses. That's something I have always wondered, and since I am ramping up my job search, I want to avoid any pitfalls.

K4, sorry about the kitty.

 
:lmao:

I thought about buying a whole buncha pot and selling it at the Snoop show.. Can you imagine how much money you could make selling weed to the biggest gathering of drunk 20-30 year old's in Dallas before a Snoop Dogg performance?

Shoot me a text if you make it down there, GB.
IF I do bring them down, it will be super early, like 5k race early. I respect your sleep schedule too much to text your drunk hungover self that early. But if we hang around, I will shoot you a text.
 
Home Run Pool was emailed today. If you were in it last year you should've gotten the email. Anyone else interested, PM me or Shuke.

 
Just called DirecTV to add HBO. She told me to turn to 501 to check it. Me: What exactly are you trying to ge tme to watch here, honey?Her: Excuse me?Me: "Downtown Girls: The Hookers of Honolulu" is on.Her: Oh myMe: "Four she-male and transgendered prostitutes turn tricks in Hawaii"!!
How was the show?
 
Just called DirecTV to add HBO. She told me to turn to 501 to check it.

Me: What exactly are you trying to ge tme to watch here, honey?

Her: Excuse me?

Me: "Downtown Girls: The Hookers of Honolulu" is on.

Her: Oh my

Me: "Four she-male and transgendered prostitutes turn tricks in Hawaii"!!
 
'UniAlias said:
'Bogart said:
'Disco Stu said:
'UniAlias said:
'Disco Stu said:
'UniAlias said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
I'll be down there. Actually on a float this year which means I'll start drinking a bit earlier than usual. Also have an extra ticket to Alt-J that night if you want to go. Hopefully I can make it that long. :unsure:
We're going to Local Natives that night. Which float? We'll be in the CVS/Staples parking lot at Lovers and Greenville. Watch for my boobs.
I fully expect either Uni or Stu to end up on Snoop Dogg's bus by the end of the day.I have half a mind to take the kids out there early before it gets too crazy.
:lmao:I thought about buying a whole buncha pot and selling it at the Snoop show.. Can you imagine how much money you could make selling weed to the biggest gathering of drunk 20-30 year old's in Dallas before a Snoop Dogg performance? Shoot me a text if you make it down there, GB.
What you'd want to do is sell the pot in cookies...maximize your margins and limit the risk of pot smoke with your buyers. You'd be able to retire and make your assets sweat for life. :thumbup:
 
'UniAlias said:
'Bogart said:
'Disco Stu said:
'UniAlias said:
'Disco Stu said:
'UniAlias said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
I'll be down there. Actually on a float this year which means I'll start drinking a bit earlier than usual. Also have an extra ticket to Alt-J that night if you want to go. Hopefully I can make it that long. :unsure:
We're going to Local Natives that night. Which float? We'll be in the CVS/Staples parking lot at Lovers and Greenville. Watch for my boobs.
I fully expect either Uni or Stu to end up on Snoop Dogg's bus by the end of the day.I have half a mind to take the kids out there early before it gets too crazy.
:lmao:I thought about buying a whole buncha pot and selling it at the Snoop show.. Can you imagine how much money you could make selling weed to the biggest gathering of drunk 20-30 year old's in Dallas before a Snoop Dogg performance? Shoot me a text if you make it down there, GB.
What you'd want to do is sell the pot in cookies...maximize your margins and limit the risk of pot smoke with your buyers. You'd be able to retire and make your assets sweat for life. :thumbup:
:goodposting: :mansion:
 
'Disco Stu said:
'Bogart said:
Friday hypothetical.At gunpoint if you had to choose to do one, would you rather:Watch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, WITH your parentsorWatch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, STARRING your parents?
The first... by a mile.
Yep. First one, easily.
Wait...is the video of when my parents were younger or older? Can we substitute my mom for my stepmom?
 
'Bogart said:
Friday hypothetical.At gunpoint if you had to choose to do one, would you rather:Watch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, WITH your parentsorWatch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, STARRING your parents?
Just "watching" right? Not "using"? Probably the first
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'krista4 said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Aerial Assault said:
'YSR said:
Sorry about your cat, krista. :sadbanana:
Me as well. :(
:(So is Tanner.
I am. When did this happen?
This morning.
Ahhh ####. Seriously sorry.
Good posting, this. Sorry K4. :(
I don't see any post referencing WTF you guys are talking about but sorry K4.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'krista4 said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Aerial Assault said:
'YSR said:
Sorry about your cat, krista. :sadbanana:
Me as well. :(
:(So is Tanner.
I am. When did this happen?
This morning.
Ahhh ####. Seriously sorry.
Good posting, this. Sorry K4. :(
I don't see any post referencing WTF you guys are talking about but sorry K4.
Bad visit to the gyno.Or maybe they're referring to her facebook post about her actual cat - not sure.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'krista4 said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Aerial Assault said:
'YSR said:
Sorry about your cat, krista. :sadbanana:
Me as well. :(
:(So is Tanner.
I am. When did this happen?
This morning.
Ahhh ####. Seriously sorry.
Good posting, this. Sorry K4. :(
I don't see any post referencing WTF you guys are talking about but sorry K4.
Bad visit to the gyno.Or maybe they're referring to her facebook post about her actual cat - not sure.
Oh, haven't been on FB all week. So sorry GB. :(
 
So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps. :mellow: :unsure:
 
So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps. :mellow: :unsure:
No Tareytons? Weak.
 
So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps. :mellow: :unsure:
Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.
 
So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps. :mellow: :unsure:
How long does it take to walk 8 miles? Do you do this every day?
 
So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps. :mellow: :unsure:
Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.6 finger discount?
 
So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps. :mellow: :unsure:
Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.This is going to be just like No Country For Old Men, except with fat dudes.
 

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