GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

Spoiler

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps.

Spoiler

Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.

This is going to be just like No Country For Old Men, except with fat dudes.and cat shirts

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No Tareytons? Weak.

Yeah sorry GB, no Marlboro Lights either.

Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.

Band name.

How long does it take to walk 8 miles? Do you do this every day?

Shtick?It takes me 2 hours and I do it almost every day. Some days if I'm pressed for time I only do 4.

6 finger discount?

This is going to be just like No Country For Old Men, except with fat dudes.

and cat shirts

I'M NOT FAT YOU SONS A #####ES!!

 

[General Malaise]

anyone running a NCAA pool?

Harry Beanbag runs a good one. I'll forward details on this via forrestmail. Or if anybody wants in, let me know. $10 and he does a great job updating.

 

[Thorn]

How long does it take to walk 8 miles? Do you do this every day?

Shtick?It takes me 2 hours and I do it almost every day. Some days if I'm pressed for time I only do 4.

No shtick. Just trying to imagine how you find time. Especially with the apnea.

 

[YSR]

Thanks again for the condolences, friends.The big day at work--bonus payment day--has finally arrived. on me today!

Congrats, k4! LONG time coming, I know. Give 'em the finger and walk out the door! And save some for late June for me!

 

[Bogart]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.

It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This is going to be just like No Country For Old Men, except with fat dudes.

and cat shirts

I'M NOT FAT YOU SONS A #####ES!!

To be fair, I said and, not in. I'm assuming some of them, there genetic streamliners are likely packin a few extra

 

[YSR]

In other news, I am wearing a pink and white shirt with some green stripes and had a coworker tell me that I looked like a watermelon this morning.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Thanks again for the condolences, friends.The big day at work--bonus payment day--has finally arrived. on me today!

You can fax me a couple racks.And some money too

 

[Drifter]

Gustershuke - Fair warning - I'm still working to make a weekend in Cincinnati happen. Boss has signed off, wife has reluctantly accepted the idea. You guys still up for it either the weekend before the 15th or the following weekend?

Also, I can convince work to pay for the hotel over the weekend but I wouldn't be able to book a hotel in Ohio. It would need to be my usual Marriott by the airport. Should I just bite the bullet and pay for my own room closer to the city?

 

[General Malaise]

In other news, I am wearing a pink and white shirt with some green stripes and had a coworker tell me that I looked like a watermelon this morning.

I think Romo could pull off this look.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

Spoiler

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps.

Spoiler

Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.

This is going to be just like No Country For Old Men, except with fat dudes. "Baby, at what point would you quit botherin to look for your 47 packs of cigarettes?"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No Tareytons? Weak.

Yeah sorry GB, no Marlboro Lights either.

I'd rather fight than switch.

 

[Abraham]

So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

Spoiler

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps.

Spoiler

Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.

Spoiler

This is going to be just like No Country For Old Men, except with fat dudes.

and cat shirts Cue scene/Hero walks in and sits on couch.

Pepper sits on couch watching tv

Pepper: "what's that?"

Bob "a new cat shirt."

Pepper: "no, that" points to plastic sack

Bob : "smokes...lots of 'em"

Pepper: "where'd you get em."

Bob : "at the getting place"

Pepper: "where's that at?"

Bob "none of your damn business. And if you keep running that mouth of yours I'm gonna have to take you to the back and screw ya' "

/end scene.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[Bogart]

About time you showed back up. Good job not being dead.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Making the rounds today

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Making the rounds today

When did LHUCKS get a tattoo sleeve.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All you job-hunters in here should take a page from this guy's book

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanks again for the condolences, friends.The big day at work--bonus payment day--has finally arrived. on me today!

Crap and congrats

 

[Guster]

In other news, I am wearing a pink and white shirt with some green stripes and had a coworker tell me that I looked like a watermelon this morning.

So wrong, but

 

[Guster]

Thanks again for the condolences, friends.The big day at work--bonus payment day--has finally arrived. on me today!

Congrats, k4! LONG time coming, I know. Give 'em the finger and walk out the door! And save some for late June for me!

Congrats and condolences... quite the emotional roller coaster of a day.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

About time you showed back up. Good job not being dead.

I'm picturing Guster saying "Damn! Why didn't I wait another month before paying?"

 

[Guster]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

 

[UniAlias]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Spoiler

Me Chinese

Spoiler

Me play joke

Spoiler

Me go pee-pee in your Coke

 

[krista4]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

 

[krista4]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

And welcome back.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Spoiler

Me Chinese

Spoiler

Me play joke

Spoiler

Me go pee-pee in your Coke

Spoiler

SUPPLIES!!!!!

 

[Bogart]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

This check would barely get him a handle of house stuff, but if that's the case, I'm on board.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

 

[phishphan]

Spoiler

Me Chinese

Spoiler

Me play joke

Spoiler

Me go pee-pee in your Coke

did you use your fingers to "slant" your eyes when you wrote that?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spoiler

Me Chinese

Spoiler

Me play joke

Spoiler

Me go pee-pee in your Coke

Spoiler

Chinese (slants eyes up)Japanese (slants eyes up)Dirty Knees (points to knees)Look at these! (pulls on front of shirt to make boobies)

 

[krista4]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Just search your phone to see if your bank has a mobile app. One of the banks I use is a smaller local bank, and they have one.

 

[UniAlias]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Very, very few topics I can intelligently weigh in on but CheckTalk is one of 'em. Mobile Capture still isnt entirely main stream, but most of the larger banks have incorporated it. The institution I work for is reluctant to because our member base has a lotta older folks who are scared of technology. Most likely if your bank/CU is that small they don't offer it yet.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Just search your phone to see if your bank has a mobile app. One of the banks I use is a smaller local bank, and they have one.

Should I ask GM for help?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How hot?

 

[krista4]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Just search your phone to see if your bank has a mobile app. One of the banks I use is a smaller local bank, and they have one.

Should I ask GM for help?

What is your bank and what kind of phone do you have?

 

[Guster]

How hot?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too soon?

 

[Guster]

Too soon?

Jäger ashtray in the background? That's some serious love for Jagermeister

 

[General Malaise]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.

It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Very, very few topics I can intelligently weigh in on but CheckTalk is one of 'em. Mobile Capture still isnt entirely main stream, but most of the larger banks have incorporated it. The institution I work for is reluctant to because our member base has a lotta older folks who are scared of technology.

Most likely if your bank/CU is that small they don't offer it yet.

I'd like to open a CD with you.

 

[UniAlias]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.

It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Very, very few topics I can intelligently weigh in on but CheckTalk is one of 'em. Mobile Capture still isnt entirely main stream, but most of the larger banks have incorporated it. The institution I work for is reluctant to because our member base has a lotta older folks who are scared of technology.

Most likely if your bank/CU is that small they don't offer it yet.

I'd like to open a CD with you.

I think the best we can offer is 3 years for a 1% return.

 

[Bogart]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.

It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Very, very few topics I can intelligently weigh in on but CheckTalk is one of 'em. Mobile Capture still isnt entirely main stream, but most of the larger banks have incorporated it. The institution I work for is reluctant to because our member base has a lotta older folks who are scared of technology.

Most likely if your bank/CU is that small they don't offer it yet.

I'd like to open a CD with you.

The plastic wrapping can be tricky at times. But I have faith you two will be able to figure it out working together.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too soon?

Jäger ashtray in the background? That's some serious love for Jagermeister

You're weird.

 

[Josie Maran]

LHUCKS getting punched by the statue pretty much made my day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.

I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.

As I get closer, something catches my eye....

Spoiler

I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps.

Spoiler

Inbred Mafia's going to be looking for those. I'd be wary of anyone you come across with extra digits.

Spoiler

This is going to be just like No Country For Old Men, except with fat dudes.

Spoiler

and cat shirts

Cue scene/Hero walks in and sits on couch.

Pepper sits on couch watching tv

Pepper: "what's that?"

Bob "a new cat shirt."

Pepper: "no, that" points to plastic sack

Bob : "smokes...lots of 'em"

Pepper: "where'd you get em."

Bob : "at the getting place"

Pepper: "where's that at?"

Bob "none of your damn business. And if you keep running that mouth of yours I'm gonna have to take you to the back and screw ya' "

/end scene.

I had zero idea what that movie was about going in. I'm yelling at the TV (much to the chagrin of Mrs. SLB) "WHY IS HE TAKING THE BAG!! DUMP THE CASH BEHIND THE SEAT AND TOSS IT?!! EVER HEAR OF EVIDENCE #######??!!!"

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa?

Unless you are talking about ATM's or paying bills electronically, I'm not sure what you are talking about.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I just did that check picture taking deposit thing with my phone on a check back from the funeral home.It was pretty easy, but I was as nervous as GM installing Netflix.

Pretty sure when you do that, the check just goes straight to Tre's bourbon fund.

Wait, what? How does this work? I kept my MD bank when I moved to VA because I love them and am lazy. I get very few physical checks anymore, but it's a pain in the ### when I do.

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa? GB, it's the best thing since TiVo. Just take a picture of the front and back of the check using your phone and WA-LA.

Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out ( ). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;

Just search your phone to see if your bank has a mobile app. One of the banks I use is a smaller local bank, and they have one.

Should I ask GM for help?

What is your bank and what kind of phone do you have?

Also, what is your credit card number and SSN?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa?

I don't use mobile banking because I have direct deposit. I don't have actually handle paper checks like some animal.