GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[UniAlias]

. Second time in the past week or two where this has turned from GMTAN to GMTAbitteryearsoldvendettasresurfacing.We need tanner with some cat GIFS to get the thread back on track

I think I'd rather hear more about dreamy StudentWife instead.

There is a picture of her in my profile pic.Student/Wife sounds (intentionally) more lucid than it really was. I was 27 and in grad school at the University of Houston and she was returning taking art courses to strengthen her portfolio so she could enter the grad program in interior design. We are about the same age. She was taking drawing with another professor, dropped it because he was a wank, enrolled in my class at the recommendation of some other design ladies- and we got married shortly after she finished her design degree.

Very nice Also, I'm taking notes on the single guy stuff. It's going to be pretty hard to restrain the junk pics for two whole days.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

We all rooting for Hahvard here?

not me.Having grown up in a blue collar southeastern MA city, I can never bring myself to root for Harvard. While I have in my adult life, met many interesting non-wank cool people from Harvard, I was became a permanent Harvard non-fan when in the everyone I knew when growing up, who was affiliated with Harvard in any capacity was a total and complete wank.

 

[krista4]

Me: Huh? Great guy in high school, but that was a million years ago. I'm not a "call people" kind of person. Hope you're doing well, though.

Dude: gotcha. yup....u n I were introverts in school. just a spontaneous thought.

 

[T Bell]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

 

[krista4]

. Second time in the past week or two where this has turned from GMTAN to GMTAbitteryearsoldvendettasresurfacing.We need tanner with some cat GIFS to get the thread back on track

I think I'd rather hear more about dreamy StudentWife instead.

There is a picture of her in my profile pic.Student/Wife sounds (intentionally) more lucid than it really was. I was 27 and in grad school at the University of Houston and she was returning taking art courses to strengthen her portfolio so she could enter the grad program in interior design. We are about the same age. She was taking drawing with another professor, dropped it because he was a wank, enrolled in my class at the recommendation of some other design ladies- and we got married shortly after she finished her design degree.

Very nice Also, I'm taking notes on the single guy stuff. It's going to be pretty hard to restrain the junk pics for two whole days.

You might get away with it.

 

[krista4]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: Sadly Virginal was the name of my Joy Division coverband back in the early 90s.

ETA: I meant tribute band

 

[T Bell]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We all rooting for Hahvard here?

God no

 

[proninja]

We all rooting for Hahvard here?

not me.Having grown up in a blue collar southeastern MA city, I can never bring myself to root for Harvard. While I have in my adult life, met many interesting non-wank cool people from Harvard, I was became a permanent Harvard non-fan when in the everyone I knew when growing up, who was affiliated with Harvard in any capacity was a total and complete wank.

I just like rooting for underdogs

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Me: Huh? Great guy in high school, but that was a million years ago. I'm not a "call people" kind of person. Hope you're doing well, though.

Dude: gotcha. yup....u n I were introverts in school. just a spontaneous thought.

his replies are awesome. It is like he a writer for the lifetime network. Consider yourself blessed by receiving this Velazquez court dwarf style entertainment for free.

 

[UniAlias]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

This exchange is funny. They just met. Dude is a creep. There will be no wedding.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think redman just reads every third page in here.

 

[T Bell]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

This exchange is funny. They just met. Dude is a creep. There will be no wedding.

These are valid questions. I've got a whole library of tasteful junk pics that I earmark for less than two weeks in.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

This exchange is funny. They just met. Dude is a creep. There will be no wedding.

Whenever I see the name Kacey,I mentally create a bizarre hybrid visualization of Cagney and Lacey.

 

[krista4]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

They met Tuesday. Blogged here in GMTAN. She's notsointoit due to his wishing to send junk pictures or have masturbation fantasy within 24 hours of meeting. Also blogged here. Not sure what that has to do with my friendship with anyone, or anything else.

 

[T Bell]

Ok, so I missed Kacey's first date spermuzzi blogging. Sue me.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

This exchange is funny. They just met. Dude is a creep. There will be no wedding.

These are valid questions. I've got a whole library of tasteful junk pics that I earmark for less than two weeks in.

Black and White with soft focus I assume. Then you can ramp up to mapplethorpe style self portraits on the one month anniversary of dating/meeting.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm employed. Yay.

My link

 

[UniAlias]

Whenever I see the name Kacey,I mentally create a bizarre hybrid visualization of Cagney and Lacey.

Had to Google this. I'm mostly just here to learn from you old timers, like about random police drama TV series from the 80's.

 

[krista4]

Me: Huh? Great guy in high school, but that was a million years ago. I'm not a "call people" kind of person. Hope you're doing well, though.Dude: gotcha. yup....u n I were introverts in school. just a spontaneous thought.

Wait. Was this our first date and I was texting to Tanner?

Probably on both counts.

 

[T Bell]

Had to Google this. I'm mostly just here to learn from you old timers, like about random police drama TV series from the 80's.

Get off my ilawn!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She picks out a car and says MRFW: this one is great, except, the faux wood trim is terrible.

Wood trim is my least favorite skeuomorph.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

This exchange is funny. They just met. Dude is a creep. There will be no wedding.

Whenever I see the name Kacey,I mentally create a bizarre hybrid visualization of Cagney and Lacey.

Had to Google this. I'm mostly just here to learn from you old timers, like about random police drama TV series from the 80's.

note: if you were interested the the phrase "mapplethorpe style self portrait" make sure your google image safe search filters are on if you search that in a public place. Might want to do wiki search before a google search.

 

[kevzilla]

We all rooting for Hahvard here?

My bracket just exploded.

Had to Google this. I'm mostly just here to learn from you old timers, like about random police drama TV series from the 80's.

Get off my ilawn!

 

[kevzilla]

She picks out a car and says

MRFW: this one is great, except, the faux wood trim is terrible.

Wood trim is my least favorite skeuomorph.

Even I had to look that one up.My link

 

[krista4]

kev, you safely back home now?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found this in a folder on my hard drive labeled "orgy" (SFW)

 

[T Bell]

She picks out a car and says

MRFW: this one is great, except, the faux wood trim is terrible.

Wood trim is my least favorite skeuomorph.

I stumbled across that word for the first time last year. Cool word.

 

[T Bell]

Wood trim is my least favorite skeuomorph.

Even I had to look that one up.My link

Electric Skeuomorph would be a cool band name.

 

[krista4]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

is my biggest guilty pleasure song.Using formula guilt (awfulness) x pleasure = guilty pleasure

 

[T Bell]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

, which for some reason practically turns me gay.

 

[kevzilla]

kev, you safely back home now?

Got in Tuesday evening. Still not walking particularly well.

 

[krista4]

I'm continuing the dialogue with weird-fixing-you-up-with-guy-you-knew-xxxxxxxx-years-ago guy, and now he's sent me a picture of him, guy-he-inexplicably-wants-me-to-contact and other dude i might know, but without telling me which is which. I'm sure he thinks I'd know, but (1) I don't know what they looked like before, and (2) they are all vaguely bald, definitely white, vaguely middle-aged realtor-looking guys.

Again I'd like to know WTMF is going on here. Is this some sort of GMTAN prank? (Well played.)

 

[krista4]

I'm continuing the dialogue with weird-fixing-you-up-with-guy-you-knew-xxxxxxxx-years-ago guy, and now he's sent me a picture of him, guy-he-inexplicably-wants-me-to-contact and other dude i might know, but without telling me which is which. I'm sure he thinks I'd know, but (1) I don't know what they looked like before, and (2) they are all vaguely bald, definitely white, vaguely middle-aged realtor-looking guys.

Again I'd like to know WTMF is going on here. Is this some sort of GMTAN prank? (Well played.)

It's not me, right?

I said vaguely bald.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

F Harvard.

 

[shuke]

have we made fun of shuke for his Akron pick yet?

Way to pick one game in the tourney right.

 

[shuke]

Man I just ####ing hate traveling sometimes. Delay. Delay. Switch gates to other other terminal. Delay because they have to change the tire. Finally board, and some ###hole tries to stuff his bag in one of the small bins and breaks the overhead door, so we have to wait for a "mechanic". This guy finally comes on, doesn't bring any tools. Finally pulls out a bottle/can opener from his pocket to fix it.

 

[shuke]

Me: Huh? Great guy in high school, but that was a million years ago. I'm not a "call people" kind of person. Hope you're doing well, though.Dude: gotcha. yup....u n I were introverts in school. just a spontaneous thought.

So it was him and not really the friend?Man I get so confused in here.

 

[shuke]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

Both awesome.

 

[BigJohn]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

 

[General Malaise]

Man I just ####ing hate traveling sometimes. Delay. Delay. Switch gates to other other terminal. Delay because they have to change the tire. Finally board, and some ###hole tries to stuff his bag in one of the small bins and breaks the overhead door, so we have to wait for a "mechanic". This guy finally comes on, doesn't bring any tools. Finally pulls out a bottle/can opener from his pocket to fix it.

Thanks for the text message today, friend. Highlight of my day, nay, week!

 

[General Malaise]

how'd Frosty do today in his wagers? I missed getting the VCU game in and didn't have the courage to bet my Ducks. Oregon's uniforms by far the best of the day.

I'm going to leave work tomorrow early to watch hoops and imbibe adult beverages. Can't wait. What are our BOATLOAD picks of the day for early action?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

have we made fun of shuke for his Akron pick yet?

Way to pick one game in the tourney right.

you're really gonna talk ish after your big upset pick lost by 46?

 

[Gadzooks]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

This exchange is funny. They just met. Dude is a creep. There will be no wedding.

Whenever I see the name Kacey,I mentally create a bizarre hybrid visualization of Cagney and Lacey.

Whenever i see Cagney and Lacey it makes me think of Kate and Allie

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Jeezus effing christ.

GMTAN> I am not the person who messed with Imp's wife/girlfriend/S.O. I wouldn't do that to anyone, especially that guy. My Imp policy has long been avoidance and non-engagement.

 

[The_Man]

I'm continuing the dialogue with weird-fixing-you-up-with-guy-you-knew-xxxxxxxx-years-ago guy, and now he's sent me a picture of him, guy-he-inexplicably-wants-me-to-contact and other dude i might know, but without telling me which is which. I'm sure he thinks I'd know, but (1) I don't know what they looked like before, and (2) they are all vaguely bald, definitely white, vaguely middle-aged realtor-looking guys.Again I'd like to know WTMF is going on here. Is this some sort of GMTAN prank? (Well played.)

Sounds like middle-aged losers are now using LinkedIn to replace the timeless method of passing a "Do you like me? Check one: Yes [ ] No [ ]" note in gym class.

 

[krista4]

Found this in a folder on my hard drive labeled "orgy" (SFW)

Oh, nice kitty!

Me: Huh? Great guy in high school, but that was a million years ago. I'm not a "call people" kind of person. Hope you're doing well, though.

Dude: gotcha. yup....u n I were introverts in school. just a spontaneous thought.

So it was him and not really the friend?Man I get so confused in here.

It really wasn't worth following closely.

I'm continuing the dialogue with weird-fixing-you-up-with-guy-you-knew-xxxxxxxx-years-ago guy, and now he's sent me a picture of him, guy-he-inexplicably-wants-me-to-contact and other dude i might know, but without telling me which is which. I'm sure he thinks I'd know, but (1) I don't know what they looked like before, and (2) they are all vaguely bald, definitely white, vaguely middle-aged realtor-looking guys.

Again I'd like to know WTMF is going on here. Is this some sort of GMTAN prank? (Well played.)

Sounds like middle-aged losers are now using LinkedIn to replace the timeless method of passing a "Do you like me? Check one: Yes [ ] No [ ]" note in gym class.

I got bored quickly. He asked if I was married and had kids, I replied "Smoo", and that was that.

 

[BigJohn]

Found this in a folder on my hard drive labeled "orgy" (SFW)

Oh, nice kitty!

Me: Huh? Great guy in high school, but that was a million years ago. I'm not a "call people" kind of person. Hope you're doing well, though.

Dude: gotcha. yup....u n I were introverts in school. just a spontaneous thought.

So it was him and not really the friend?Man I get so confused in here.

It really wasn't worth following closely.

I'm continuing the dialogue with weird-fixing-you-up-with-guy-you-knew-xxxxxxxx-years-ago guy, and now he's sent me a picture of him, guy-he-inexplicably-wants-me-to-contact and other dude i might know, but without telling me which is which. I'm sure he thinks I'd know, but (1) I don't know what they looked like before, and (2) they are all vaguely bald, definitely white, vaguely middle-aged realtor-looking guys.

Again I'd like to know WTMF is going on here. Is this some sort of GMTAN prank? (Well played.)

Sounds like middle-aged losers are now using LinkedIn to replace the timeless method of passing a "Do you like me? Check one: Yes [ ] No [ ]" note in gym class.

I got bored quickly. He asked if I was married and had kids, I replied "Smoo", and that was that.

$50 says he finished.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Well OK, so what do we make of this? Received a LinkedIn invite early today from someone whose name I vaguely recognized and thought was a high-school classmate. Accepted, and then later received this message from him, titled with the name of a guy I dated briefly in high school: "Hi Krista- hope all is going well. You should call [dude in the title] when you get a chance. It would be a huge surprise. I'm sure he would love to hear from you. He still mentions your name with interest." Then a phone number. WTMF?

he's pregnant