GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included.

http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

good looking cat you got there

Can't go wrong with a grey tabby

God, you're such a dork.

Oh yeah?

 

[Thorn]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

Oh this is going to be good later...

:subscribe: real hard.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Way to keep throwing up bricks Pressy, you ####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

Oh this is going to be good later...

:subscribe: real hard.

 

[Thorn]

Just got back from the funeral for my GB's brother. Well THAT was a new experience. I don't know how many of you other white devils have attended a Baptist style service for a black man but it was pretty moving. The chapel was completely full and I'm estimating there was about 150 people there. The only other white faces belonged to Mother Mary and two angels on the mural behind the alter. You know what, I didn't feel weird, awkward or out of place at all. Maybe (alright no "maybe" about it) there is something wrong with me and I should have. It sure beats a Catholic funeral which of course is nothing but mass with a casket. *sigh* I need to find somebody to go drink with.

You need more Irish in your Catholic funerals IMO

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fetch

 

[Tecumseh]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

 

[General Malaise]

My $20 and your special gift just left via UPS.

I was talking about having OSU over Kansas in the hoops game going on at Coshole before I turned into a hurricane of mess.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Way to keep throwing up bricks Pressy, you ####.

I'm pro-SLU, but anti-Mizzou/Oriakhi.Our Badgers are in trouble here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Snakitty

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Badgers

 

[Guster]

Since you boys are now familiar with 6th Street, I am sure you won't be surprised this happens down there now and again at 2am.

Guy gets KTFO

sucker punch, but

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Sorry to hear, SLB. I hope you have a good weekend.

 

[phishphan]

I like Ole Miss. I hate Henderson.

 

[MacArtist]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Oh, phew! I was starting to panic on where the hell that receipt was (though I'm 99.99% it's gone gone) and also panicking a little because, well..... Also, I don't mean to alarm you, but your house is vertical. Might want to have that looked at.As for the beers...I think the one you'll enjoy the most is the Laurelwood Free Range Red. That's a perfect beer for a nice spring afternoon. Not TOO heavy, but certainly not a light weight. All those beers will pack quite a wallop for alcohol content, but the ones from Ninkasi and 10 Barrel are known for their punch. Pyramid is probably my least favorite of the group, but it's pretty light. Add a lemon wedge. Enjoy GB, and again, thank you SO MUCH for your help with our shirt!

Yeah, sorry about the vertical shot. I didn't know how to upload to imgur from my phone, so I found an app that will upload it. It sucks as I can't take horizontal pics on it. I'll give you an update on the brew. BTW, perfect sizing on the shirt.

 

[General Malaise]

Since you boys are now familiar with 6th Street, I am sure you won't be surprised this happens down there now and again at 2am.

Guy gets KTFO

sucker punch, but

Jesus, that guy could have died.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

TURNITURE

In case you want to make your own

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Since you boys are now familiar with 6th Street, I am sure you won't be surprised this happens down there now and again at 2am.

Guy gets KTFO

sucker punch, but

Jesus, that guy could have died.

The guy in the black shirt that he smacks has a cry-face on, does nothing, and then after he gets KTFO tries to jump in and kick him. And then misses!

 

[Crazy Canuck]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Beer and a single dollar bill? You sure you got the right package and not the one he was sending to his stripper friend?

 

[phishphan]

this cat's a baller

 

[phishphan]

 

[Limp Ditka]

TURNITURE

In case you want to make your own

There's some crazy stuff on that retronaut site

Klan Fashion

 

[Limp Ditka]

TURNITURE

In case you want to make your own

There's some crazy stuff on that retronaut site

Klan Fashion

Pickle Sisters1,2,4,3

 

[Limp Ditka]

TURNITURE

In case you want to make your own

There's some crazy stuff on that retronaut site

Klan Fashion

Pickle Sisters1,2,4,3

Miss Idaho Potato

 

[General Malaise]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Beer and a single dollar bill? You sure you got the right package and not the one he was sending to his stripper friend?

Look closer at the dollar....

 

[Limp Ditka]

Fake

 

[MacArtist]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Beer and a single dollar bill? You sure you got the right package and not the one he was sending to his stripper friend?

I guess that would explain the low-cut Oregon Ducks shirt.

 

[MacArtist]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Beer and a single dollar bill? You sure you got the right package and not the one he was sending to his stripper friend?

Look closer at the dollar....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included.

http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Beer and a single dollar bill? You sure you got the right package and not the one he was sending to his stripper friend?

Look closer at the dollar....

How are we supposed to do that? Contact the NSA or CSI?

 

[phishphan]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included.

http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Beer and a single dollar bill? You sure you got the right package and not the one he was sending to his stripper friend?

Look closer at the dollar....

How are we supposed to do that? Contact the NSA or CSI?

Now enhance the image!

 

[General Malaise]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Beer and a single dollar bill? You sure you got the right package and not the one he was sending to his stripper friend?

I guess that would explain the low-cut Oregon Ducks shirt.

Your wife will thank me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Two points!

 

[Sweet J]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine."

Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

 

[phishphan]

the word "nincompoop" is just not used enough these days

 

[The_Man]

She's putting the bait out there to see if you take it, but also maintaining plausible deniability. Say something like: "It's in my office because I don't want your secretary to see me going in your office with glasses and ice. You bring the booze."

Then wait and see if she shows up at quitting time with liquor. If not, haha you were both making funny jokes. If she does, text your wife that you're working late.

 

[Foosball God]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine." Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

Tell her it would be more like a Happy 10 minutes and see what her reaction is.

 

[General Malaise]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine." Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

What am I missing here? Have a few drinks with her.

 

[phishphan]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine." Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

What am I missing here? Have a few drinks with her.

He's trying to NOT cheat on his wife, but is afraid that he may trip and his penis may fall into her

 

[phishphan]

funny comments on youtube

 

[Bogart]

the word "nincompoop" is just not used enough these days

And rarely spelled correctly when it is. Well done, well done.

 

[General Malaise]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine." Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

What am I missing here? Have a few drinks with her.

He's trying to NOT cheat on his wife, but is afraid that he may trip and his penis may fall into her

What is he, a homo? Go in there, have a scotch or three and then go tell his wife "See, this is what happens when you whine about me playing poker". Extra points if he hits her car in the driveway.It's time to man up in here.

 

[Brady Marino]

Way to keep throwing up bricks Pressy, you ####.

There is no player I hate more in college basketball than Phil Pressey.Yes, this includes Marshall Henderson.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

funny comments on youtube

The "don't add nuts" and the white wolf one are awesome.

 

[phishphan]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine." Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

What am I missing here? Have a few drinks with her.

He's trying to NOT cheat on his wife, but is afraid that he may trip and his penis may fall into her

What is he, a homo? Go in there, have a scotch or three and then go tell his wife "See, this is what happens when you whine about me playing poker". Extra points if he hits her car in the driveway.It's time to man up in here.

he could also go with "when you don't let me look at porn on the computer I have to go create my own", but I think he's trying not to do that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine."

Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

What am I missing here? Have a few drinks with her.

He's trying to NOT cheat on his wife, but is afraid that he may trip and his penis may fall into her

What is he, a homo? Go in there, have a scotch or three and then go tell his wife "See, this is what happens when you whine about me playing poker". Extra points if he hits her car in the driveway.It's time to man up in here.

 

[phishphan]

part of me thinks there may be a nanny joke in there somewhere, but I just can't come up with it.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Oh my gosh, speaking of junk pictures...I will not be best woman in Kacey and Blake's wedding. Turns out that within 12 hours of meeting her he was offering to send junk pictures (not wanted) and asking her to "talk him through" being on his own in his jacuzzi with a glass of wine, if you know what I mean. :(

What do you care how fast they moved if you're their/her/his friends?

No idea WTF you're talking about.

I'm assuming Kacey and/or Blake are your friends.

OK. And?

Are they really getting married or did they just meet?

This exchange is funny. They just met. Dude is a creep. There will be no wedding.

Whenever I see the name Kacey,I mentally create a bizarre hybrid visualization of Cagney and Lacey.

I thought I was the only one.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Since someone "attempted" to mix their PB&J and failed miserably, I'll show how it's done...

ingredients and tools

put ingreients in bowl. Do jelly first and you can use the same spoon since it doesn't stick to it like the peanut butter.

mix it! Don't be a puss, it isn't hard to do (I think a first grader could have mixed it better than whoever tried last time).

put the mix on BREAD. What was that crap with using an English muffin?!?! Boy, you ain't British. This is 'merica, use bread.

PURE DELICIOUSNESS

and what was this nonsense about having to wash a bowl? pfft. whatever

That mixture is the color and consistency of a 6 month old's bile movement.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just got back from the funeral for my GB's brother. Well THAT was a new experience. I don't know how many of you other white devils have attended a Baptist style service for a black man but it was pretty moving. The chapel was completely full and I'm estimating there was about 150 people there. The only other white faces belonged to Mother Mary and two angels on the mural behind the alter. You know what, I didn't feel weird, awkward or out of place at all. Maybe (alright no "maybe" about it) there is something wrong with me and I should have. It sure beats a Catholic funeral which of course is nothing but mass with a casket. *sigh* I need to find somebody to go drink with.

You may not like the Catholic funeral, but you'd damn sure have someone to drink with right now.