GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)

[shuke]

I think I've committed to too much TV.

Walking Dead

Breaking Bad

Bates Motel

Game of Thrones

Revolution

Hannibal

The Following

The Killing

The Office

 

[Abraham]

Those are all good shows. No mad men?

Mine:

Justified / SoA

Breaking bad

Bomb Girls

Mad men

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

A 14 year old in the Disneyland parking lot?

The only way that could more creepy is if he was dressed as a clown at the time.

 

[shuke]

Those are all good shows. No mad men?Mine:Justified / SoABreaking badBomb GirlsMad men

Forgot about Justified. Never started Mad Men. Looks pretty boring.

Also have the all of the Americans recorded but don't know if I'll ever get to them.

 

[shuke]

Plus Hell on Wheels.

 

[Thorn]

Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning.

Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

Your boyfriend Guster going?

Not sure. We're going to the derby the previous weekend, and I pushed my return flight out to Tuesday since it was the same price and to see if there was anything to do in Cincy. I know he starts his new meditative job that Monday, so he may not be up for a night out.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

A 14 year old in the Disneyland parking lot?

The only way that could more creepy is if he was dressed as a clown at the time.

What if she was dressed like the clown?

 

[shuke]

Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning.

Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

Your boyfriend Guster going?

Not sure. We're going to the derby the previous weekend, and I pushed my return flight out to Tuesday since it was the same price and to see if there was anything to do in Cincy. I know he starts his new meditative job that Monday, so he may not be up for a night out.

I'm in.

 

[T Bell]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

A 14 year old in the Disneyland parking lot?

The only way that could more creepy is if he was dressed as a clown at the time.

Spoiler

I had "Matt Tye, the Pedo Guy" all fired up and ready to go but, alas, I didn't have an appropriate opening.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

Spoiler

A 14 year old in the Disneyland parking lot?

The only way that could more creepy is if he was dressed as a clown at the time.

Spoiler

I had "Matt Tye, the Pedo Guy" all fired up and ready to go but, alas, I didn't have an appropriate opening.

Spoiler

So Chris Hansen asks me to have a seat.....

 

[Thorn]

Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning.

Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

Your boyfriend Guster going?

Not sure. We're going to the derby the previous weekend, and I pushed my return flight out to Tuesday since it was the same price and to see if there was anything to do in Cincy. I know he starts his new meditative job that Monday, so he may not be up for a night out.

I'm in.

 

[Frostillicus]

Seriously those burgers were gross, yo.

 

[bentley]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

 

[T Bell]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

You some sort of commie teetotaler or something?

 

[Thorn]

Seriously those burgers were gross, yo.

Word?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Whoa.

 

[Thorn]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

Man I wish we had all signed up for my fitness pal as a team or whatever for that weekend. Cucumber shots at 4am, monkey bread and hash at 9am, Pappy and a Lone Star at the same time...

 

[bentley]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

Man I wish we had all signed up for my fitness pal as a team or whatever for that weekend. Cucumber shots at 4am, monkey bread and hash at 9am, Pappy and a Lone Star at the same time...

I took in 9600 calories those three days. 5100 of them were from booze. And that was staying relatively sober and skipping out on Saturday night activities. Imagine what a Salt Lick buffet would have done to those totals.

 

[kevzilla]

Wife told me she was making burgers for dinner tonight. I came home and took a bite and wondered why they tasted weird and thought they must have been seasoned weird. Took a second bite and realized they were some sort of meatless burger. Between this and the $275 income I'm wondering what exactly are legit grounds for divorce.

My wife makes her veggie burgers and my lean beef burgers for the same dinner.

Sounds like you have problems. Might I suggest one of those electric shock collars they use to train....wives?

(ok but seriously that sucks. sorry)

Her homemade buns were outstanding. :softball:

Aren't you supposed to be in charge of putting some meat in those buns?

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

Precisely what do you have to do to get disbarred?

 

[proninja]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

That's 14 whole days without drinking anything in the last 70.

Pretty sure I can't sniff that

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm lucky if I can drink three nights a week most weeks. Stupid other stuff.

 

[T Bell]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

Precisely what do you have to do to get disbarred?

Commit act(s) of "moral turpitude".

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm lucky if I can drink three nights a week most weeks. Stupid other stuff.

#####, imo

 

[T Bell]

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[proninja]

I got to spend about three hours last night in the Seahawks training facility, getting a tour of the whole thing with one of the players. It was pretty sweet. The best part was when we went into the film room and he spent about 45 minutes breaking film down from his point of view. I could have stayed there for a long time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Let's stop disparaging the pedo until you've walked a mile in his oversized red shoes, okay?

 

[T Bell]

Let's stop disparaging the pedo until you've walked a mile in his oversized red shoes, okay?

Is it ok if I just ride that mile in his stroller?

 

[kevzilla]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

Spoiler

Precisely what do you have to do to get disbarred?

Commit act(s) of "moral turpitude".

I would think that screwing, and screwing up, a 14-year-old qualifies.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

Spoiler

Precisely what do you have to do to get disbarred?

Spoiler

Commit act(s) of "moral turpitude".

I would think that screwing, and screwing up, a 14-year-old qualifies.

I would like to think that, of all people, lawyers would like to allow due process to take place.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Let's stop disparaging the pedo until you've walked a mile in his oversized red shoes, okay?

Is it ok if I just ride that mile in his stroller?

There were a lot of ways to go with that one...I decides to stick with the clown stuff.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Pedo update

Spoiler

I did a Mandatory Settlement Conference today against this attorney:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tye-283029-attorney-old.html

Weird little turd - won't look you in the eye and has no problems lying to the settlement judge about the facts. Not a dumb guy, and appeared organized, I'm sensing not a small amount of social awkwardness, but it's tough to tell whether that's just the way he is (and why he likes to screw kids, to avoid all the annoying chit-chat) or because he wonders who knows about his escapades when he meets new people (like me).

Spoiler

Precisely what do you have to do to get disbarred?

Spoiler

Commit act(s) of "moral turpitude".

I would think that screwing, and screwing up, a 14-year-old qualifies.

Hey now, pal. This is America. That only works if the 14 year old is a judge's daughter.

 

[Guster]

Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning.

Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

Your boyfriend Guster going?

Not sure. We're going to the derby the previous weekend, and I pushed my return flight out to Tuesday since it was the same price and to see if there was anything to do in Cincy. I know he starts his new meditative job that Monday, so he may not be up for a night out.

I'll see what I can work out. I usually have my daughter on Monday night, but I'll see if her mom is willing to switch days

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

I have had a drink exactly once in the last 48 days. I know this because I drank Feb 16 as we were at a hockey tournament, then I drank two cups of beer on March 22 at a buddy's fundraiser, and nothing since.

I'm not trying not to drink or anything, I just currently have no interest in it.

 

[shuke]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

Probably 68/70 for me.

 

[Abraham]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

Although i have cut back. I'm pretty much drinking as often just not as much. My birthday is tomorrow, however, so I'm sure I'll be good and sloppy.

 

[phishphan]

Plus Hell on Wheels.

looking forward to this starting back up.

 

[Abraham]

Austin is awesome. it's big enough that we have "stuff" but small enough that things don't feel like a huge faceless city. One of my favorite things is the morning news on FOX7 which features one of the hottest women I've ever seen in person and lots of WTF stories. This morning they had a reporter at the racetrack south of town. It's a half-mile track. The reporter was riding along live with a driver. The camera was a still shot from the side of the track so the film was basically a car driving in circles, and since it was a half mile (short) track and anyone who has been to a race knows you can't really tell how fast they are going on TV, it really was unremarkable. Even better, the in-car mic for the reporter wasn't working so the entire segment was about 90 seconds of a white car driving around in circles at an empty race track.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Wife told me she was making burgers for dinner tonight. I came home and took a bite and wondered why they tasted weird and thought they must have been seasoned weird. Took a second bite and realized they were some sort of meatless burger. Between this and the $275 income I'm wondering what exactly are legit grounds for divorce.

Did she win a meatless raffle?

 

[heckmanm]

Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning.

Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

Lmao.

Good stuff.

Best night of your life. http://oi50.tinypic.com/b51oat.jpg

My link

 

[Guster]

Thorn and cos on the board early in the Red Sox pool

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Wife told me she was making burgers for dinner tonight. I came home and took a bite and wondered why they tasted weird and thought they must have been seasoned weird. Took a second bite and realized they were some sort of meatless burger. Between this and the $275 income I'm wondering what exactly are legit grounds for divorce.

Did she win a meatless raffle?

Yes, years ago.

 

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Thorn and cos on the board early in the Red Sox pool

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Attn: Bob and Guster.

Brisk walking better than running

So get your walk on, boys.

 

[bentley]

Austin is awesome. it's big enough that we have "stuff" but small enough that things don't feel like a huge faceless city. One of my favorite things is the morning news on FOX7 which features one of the hottest women I've ever seen in person and lots of WTF stories. This morning they had a reporter at the racetrack south of town. It's a half-mile track. The reporter was riding along live with a driver. The camera was a still shot from the side of the track so the film was basically a car driving in circles, and since it was a half mile (short) track and anyone who has been to a race knows you can't really tell how fast they are going on TV, it really was unremarkable. Even better, the in-car mic for the reporter wasn't working so the entire segment was about 90 seconds of a white car driving around in circles at an empty race track.

I'm going to need a name here on the reporter. Don't catch much morning news.

 

[Disco Stu]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

Probably 68/70 for me.

Yeah, same here. Bentley... you're kinda sounding like Woz here. Sorry.

 

[Disco Stu]

Austin is awesome. it's big enough that we have "stuff" but small enough that things don't feel like a huge faceless city. One of my favorite things is the morning news on FOX7 which features one of the hottest women I've ever seen in person and lots of WTF stories. This morning they had a reporter at the racetrack south of town. It's a half-mile track. The reporter was riding along live with a driver. The camera was a still shot from the side of the track so the film was basically a car driving in circles, and since it was a half mile (short) track and anyone who has been to a race knows you can't really tell how fast they are going on TV, it really was unremarkable. Even better, the in-car mic for the reporter wasn't working so the entire segment was about 90 seconds of a white car driving around in circles at an empty race track.

And this is the anecdote you come up with for why Austin is awesome?

 

[Disco Stu]

I was surprised to see this on the Walmart shelves... wut?

 

[T Bell]

I was surprised to see this on the Walmart shelves... wut?

Illegal in Virginia.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I was surprised to see this on the Walmart shelves... wut?

Was it next to the peanut butter?

 

[shuke]

Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning.

Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

Lmao.

Good stuff.

Best night of your life. http://oi50.tinypic.com/b51oat.jpg

My link

LMAO