GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[UniAlias]

It's 3AM on a thursday night. Do bars ever close in this ####### city? I'm way too ####### drunk to be in public now.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

It's 3AM on a thursday night. Do bars ever close in this ####### city? I'm way too ####### drunk to be in public now.

got another hour. Two if it was Saturday.

 

[UniAlias]

It's 3AM on a thursday night. Do bars ever close in this ####### city? I'm way too ####### drunk to be in public now.

got another hour. Two if it was Saturday.

This is ridiculous.

 

[krista4]

It's 3AM on a thursday night. Do bars ever close in this ####### city? I'm way too ####### drunk to be in public now.

got another hour. Two if it was Saturday.

He could also keep it going after official hours at Mike's cop bar.

 

[krista4]

So I'm stuck in Tokyo with a delayed flight to Singapore that will now get me in at the charming hour of 3 a.m. This after getting up at 3 a.m. two days earlier to get there. OK, there are time differences, but it's still about 35 hours of travel. Sucks.

Did I mention last week that our CEO finally got canned? Of course, for ruining the company in two short years, he walks away with another $8-10 million. (This is all public info.)

 

[Joe T]

Never understood the random calling other FBGs shtick. I remember Dr. Watson calling me once late at night for no apparent reason. Nice enough guy and all, but I felt a little violated.

PmSent

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So I'm stuck in Tokyo with a delayed flight to Singapore that will now get me in at the charming hour of 3 a.m. This after getting up at 3 a.m. two days earlier to get there. OK, there are time differences, but it's still about 35 hours of travel. Sucks.

Did I mention last week that our CEO finally got canned? Of course, for ruining the company in two short years, he walks away with another $8-10 million. (This is all public info.)

I'd happily run your company into the ground for half that.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'll be the sweater vested neighbor that comes over every few episodes to borrow a chicken.

Do you like them sick or dead?

 

[Abraham]

Just realized one of the pictures of the fertilizer plant fire they keep showing was taken from the parking lot of my favorite Czech bakery.

Czech Stop Shell station & kolaches got even more awesome when they opened a Bush's Fried Chicken next door

Yup. A "quick stop" usually turns in to a two hour feast followed by a nap the rest of the way to Dallas.

 

[Guster]

So I'm stuck in Tokyo with a delayed flight to Singapore that will now get me in at the charming hour of 3 a.m. This after getting up at 3 a.m. two days earlier to get there. OK, there are time differences, but it's still about 35 hours of travel. Sucks. Did I mention last week that our CEO finally got canned? Of course, for ruining the company in two short years, he walks away with another $8-10 million. (This is all public info.)

Looks like Kizzy leaving was the last straw Sorry it couldn't have come sooner for you, but then you would have been stuck in some weird transition phase and Nicaragua would be further out. Plus, you probably wouldn't have pulled off your awesome Asian excursion to the same extent. Will you be live tweeting from your stops around Asia??

 

[Joe T]

I'll be the sweater vested neighbor that comes over every few episodes to borrow a chicken.

Do you like them sick or dead?

lol

I'm hoping the dead chicken schtick is here to stay.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The kids in the nieghborhood that don't go to public schools go to one of these two Catholic schools. I'm sure it's nothing but I still hate everybody.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

JFC, just saw the Boston/Maine stuff. ####### people.

I'm going to go get some Chik-fil-a. I quit.

 

[Abraham]

JFC, just saw the Boston/Maine stuff. ####### people.

I'm going to go get some Chik-fil-a. I quit.

Maine? huh?

 

[heckmanm]

JFC, just saw the Boston/Maine stuff. ####### people.

I'm going to go get some Chik-fil-a. I quit.

Maine? huh?

Found 2 possibilities on CNN:

Hermit accused of hundreds of burglaries after 27 years in Maine woods

or

Sen. Susan Collins of Maine was late for dinner with President Barack Obama on Wednesday

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yes, Maine. SORRY the guy on the radio said murdering dickface #2 was holed up in Maine.

Somebody wake me when GM gets back.

 

[walnutz]

The kids in the nieghborhood that don't go to public schools go to one of these two Catholic schools. I'm sure it's nothing but I still hate everybody.

My kids go to school not too far from ICD in Dardenne. Geez.

 

[Abraham]

Yes, Maine. SORRY the guy on the radio said murdering dickface #2 was holed up in Maine.

Somebody wake me when GM gets back.

OMG MAINE IS UNDER ATTACK!

 

[Tremendous Upside]

One of my best friends from college used to live in Watertown

So strange to see places I have hung out at and eaten at on the news in a manhunt

 

[Brony]

JFC, just saw the Boston/Maine stuff. ####### people.

I'm going to go get some Chik-fil-a. I quit.

Maine? huh?

Found 2 possibilities on CNN:

Hermit accused of hundreds of burglaries after 27 years in Maine woods

or

Sen. Susan Collins of Maine was late for dinner with President Barack Obama on Wednesday

I always knew Peter Brady was the bad seed.

 

[walnutz]

The kids in the nieghborhood that don't go to public schools go to one of these two Catholic schools. I'm sure it's nothing but I still hate everybody.

My kids go to school not too far from ICD in Dardenne. Geez.

Just got off of the phone with my kids school. Everything is operating normal there it seems but they are aware and alert. What a crazy ####### world we live in. The wife thought about going to get the kids out of school but we are holding off. Just feel like they need to feel safe while at school.

Anyway - carry on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The kids in the nieghborhood that don't go to public schools go to one of these two Catholic schools. I'm sure it's nothing but I still hate everybody.

My kids go to school not too far from ICD in Dardenne. Geez.

Just got off of the phone with my kids school. Everything is operating normal there it seems but they are aware and alert. What a crazy ####### world we live in. The wife thought about going to get the kids out of school but we are holding off. Just feel like they need to feel safe while at school.

Anyway - carry on.

I know GB. I know.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

One of my best friends from college used to live in Watertown

So strange to see places I have hung out at and eaten at on the news in a manhunt

I know the feeling. When I was living in Hollywood I turned on the news one afternoon to see a live helicopter feed of a manhunt in my neighborhood. Yippie!

 

[Ignoramus]

Is this the same Reddit thread that everyone is slobbing its iknob in the Boston Market bombing thread?

EDIT 10:16 EDT: Guys! I have to run and take care of some things. I will be back but things need to happen today before I can continue this.

EDIT 10:02 EDT: Police located Gray 99 Honda CRV (with suspect).

EDIT 9:45 EDT: Police are now looking for MULTIPLE suspects!

EDIT 9:13 EDT: Personal blackout to prevent info getting to White Hat. EDIT Scanner offline.

EDIT 8:59 EDT: Suspect is boasting online according to police. EDIT "I will kill you all because you killed my brother". posted online. EDITEDIT Troll account.

EDIT 8:56 EDT: Another suspicious package spotted.

EDIT 8:51 EDT: Sounds like they are going to use the buses to evacuate people.

EDIT 8:48 EDT: Rocket in basement reported. Requests for EOD.

EDIT 8:45 EDT: Scanner blowing up with yelling and dogs barking.

EDIT 8:42 EDT: Just saw a man in a black hoodie running in a yard on TV.

There's a better feed than this, right?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

 

[Abraham]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

I think the Sub-reddit's are worthwhile, but the front page is so varied that I lose interest almost immediately.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

This. I've tried reading it but the format looks awful and the threads seem like it's 90% garbage. Of course the later can be said about this place too, but we have the GMTAN and a few other nuggets.

 

[phishphan]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

I think the Sub-reddit's are worthwhile, but the front page is so varied that I lose interest almost immediately.

skip the front page and go directly to http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/

 

[Ignoramus]

Ok. I'm trying hard not to be "Old Guy" here and sincerely hoping there was something I was missing.

The links posted in that thread are solid, but the rest... not so much.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

I think the Sub-reddit's are worthwhile, but the front page is so varied that I lose interest almost immediately.

skip the front page and go directly to http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/

Now what am I supposed to post in here?

 

[phishphan]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

I think the Sub-reddit's are worthwhile, but the front page is so varied that I lose interest almost immediately.

skip the front page and go directly to http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/

Now what am I supposed to post in here?

I was about to post "and if you start early you can see every pic Tanner is going to post before he posts it"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

This. I've tried reading it but the format looks awful and the threads seem like it's 90% garbage. Of course the later can be said about this place too, but we have the GMTAN and a few other nuggets.

You guys need to make sure there are no damn kids on your lawn.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

at the old cranky guy who hates everything defending something

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the old cranky guy who hates everything defending something

Some of us just have refined tastes, guy.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

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I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

This. I've tried reading it but the format looks awful and the threads seem like it's 90% garbage. Of course the later can be said about this place too, but we have the GMTAN and a few other nuggets.

You guys need to make sure there are no damn kids on your lawn.

Hip & Young Tanner in the hizzzouse!

 

[Harry Manback]

Ahem

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

>>

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

This. I've tried reading it but the format looks awful and the threads seem like it's 90% garbage. Of course the later can be said about this place too, but we have the GMTAN and a few other nuggets.

You guys need to make sure there are no damn kids on your lawn.

Hip & Young Tanner in the hizzzouse!

Yes

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is this the same Reddit thread that everyone is slobbing its iknob in the Boston Market bombing thread?

EDIT 10:16 EDT: Guys! I have to run and take care of some things. I will be back but things need to happen today before I can continue this.

EDIT 10:02 EDT: Police located Gray 99 Honda CRV (with suspect).

EDIT 9:45 EDT: Police are now looking for MULTIPLE suspects!

EDIT 9:13 EDT: Personal blackout to prevent info getting to White Hat. EDIT Scanner offline.

EDIT 8:59 EDT: Suspect is boasting online according to police. EDIT "I will kill you all because you killed my brother". posted online. EDITEDIT Troll account.

EDIT 8:56 EDT: Another suspicious package spotted.

EDIT 8:51 EDT: Sounds like they are going to use the buses to evacuate people.

EDIT 8:48 EDT: Rocket in basement reported. Requests for EOD.

EDIT 8:45 EDT: Scanner blowing up with yelling and dogs barking.

EDIT 8:42 EDT: Just saw a man in a black hoodie running in a yard on TV.

There's a better feed than this, right?

I was following the police scanner all night. So sleepy now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my ######ed sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

 

[Hawks64]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

New or used?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my ######ed sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

Well at least now we know. I mean we always suspected, but now we know.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Ahem

What up, Harry.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

I've always been a SLB fan, but the level of fandom, among other things, is rising

 

[Crazy Canuck]

FB post from a friend of mine in Boston -

This guy needs to get himself a white Ford Bronco or something. I'm bored. Fail.

 

[strykerpks]

Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my ######ed sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

I see what you did there

 

[Thorn]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

Anything happening over there?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my ######ed sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

pickle