GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

Anything happening over there?

Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my ######ed sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

I never statutory raped anyone before.

Oh ... okay, I’ll tell you what: Let’s just take it slow.

You are so sweet ... where were you when I was in high school?

I was 8.

Right ...yeah ...

 

[krista4]

So I'm stuck in Tokyo with a delayed flight to Singapore that will now get me in at the charming hour of 3 a.m. This after getting up at 3 a.m. two days earlier to get there. OK, there are time differences, but it's still about 35 hours of travel. Sucks.

Did I mention last week that our CEO finally got canned? Of course, for ruining the company in two short years, he walks away with another $8-10 million. (This is all public info.)

I'd happily run your company into the ground for half that.

I made same joke and even offered to do it in half the time!

So I'm stuck in Tokyo with a delayed flight to Singapore that will now get me in at the charming hour of 3 a.m. This after getting up at 3 a.m. two days earlier to get there. OK, there are time differences, but it's still about 35 hours of travel. Sucks. Did I mention last week that our CEO finally got canned? Of course, for ruining the company in two short years, he walks away with another $8-10 million. (This is all public info.)

Looks like Kizzy leaving was the last straw Sorry it couldn't have come sooner for you, but then you would have been stuck in some weird transition phase and Nicaragua would be further out. Plus, you probably wouldn't have pulled off your awesome Asian excursion to the same extent.Will you be live tweeting from your stops around Asia??

Made it to Singapore a couple of hours late--nothing like a flight that arrives post-3 a.m., after two full days of traveling. At hotel now but catching up on all this marathon bomber stuff. Have to say that I felt really weird carrying around one and sometimes two black backpacks through airports the past 48 hours.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Made it to Singapore a couple of hours late--nothing like a flight that arrives post-3 a.m., after two full days of traveling. At hotel now but catching up on all this marathon bomber stuff. Have to say that I felt really weird carrying around one and sometimes two black backpacks through airports the past 48 hours.

How do you think Rude feels wearing his hat backwards?

Have fun on your trip! If you could convince the Japanese to fire up all of their nuclear reactors soon, you would be a hero to many here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

Anything happening over there?

>

Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my ######ed sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

I never statutory raped anyone before.

Oh ... okay, I’ll tell you what: Let’s just take it slow.

You are so sweet ... where were you when I was in high school?

I was 8.

Right ...yeah ...

So good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Puppet-looking cat plays with vacuum attachment.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Puppet-looking cat plays with vacuum attachment.

That's the most perfect WTF look I've ever seen an animal give.

 

[mr. furley]

Ahem

 

[Stoneys]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

New or used?

Clean or dirty?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

New or used?

Clean or dirty?

Yes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 

[Osaurus]

Nice breeze in Tampa today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I haven't been on the FB's for a week or so I guess. I just checked and had a friend request from this broad. We have two mutual friends. One is a gal I knew in HS and I probably haven't seen since. The other is a GB that I've know since HS. Both of them went to a different school than me. I'm completely clueless as to who this is. Her profile says she's single and that pic is at another GB's bar. Just accept her invitation right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I haven't been on the FB's for a week or so I guess. I just checked and had a friend request from this broad. We have two mutual friends. One is a gal I knew in HS and I probably haven't seen since. The other is a GB that I've know since HS. Both of them went to a different school than me. I'm completely clueless as to who this is. Her profile says she's single and that pic is at another GB's bar. Just accept her invitation right?

If those boobs are as big as they look in the picture: yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I haven't been on the FB's for a week or so I guess. I just checked and had a friend request from this broad. We have two mutual friends. One is a gal I knew in HS and I probably haven't seen since. The other is a GB that I've know since HS. Both of them went to a different school than me. I'm completely clueless as to who this is. Her profile says she's single and that pic is at another GB's bar. Just accept her invitation right?

If those boobs are as big as they look in the picture: yes.

That's what I'm thinking. Plus I think she's kind of hot.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I haven't been on the FB's for a week or so I guess. I just checked and had a friend request from this broad. We have two mutual friends. One is a gal I knew in HS and I probably haven't seen since. The other is a GB that I've know since HS. Both of them went to a different school than me. I'm completely clueless as to who this is. Her profile says she's single and that pic is at another GB's bar. Just accept her invitation right?

If those boobs are as big as they look in the picture: yes.

That's what I'm thinking. Plus I think she's kind of hot.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I haven't been on the FB's for a week or so I guess. I just checked and had a friend request from this broad. We have two mutual friends. One is a gal I knew in HS and I probably haven't seen since. The other is a GB that I've know since HS. Both of them went to a different school than me. I'm completely clueless as to who this is. Her profile says she's single and that pic is at another GB's bar. Just accept her invitation right?

If those boobs are as big as they look in the picture: yes.

That's what I'm thinking. Plus I think she's kind of hot.

Im thinking that there's a whole bunch of crazy rattling around in that skull of hers.

 

[Tecumseh]

I haven't been on the FB's for a week or so I guess. I just checked and had a friend request from this broad. We have two mutual friends. One is a gal I knew in HS and I probably haven't seen since. The other is a GB that I've know since HS. Both of them went to a different school than me. I'm completely clueless as to who this is. Her profile says she's single and that pic is at another GB's bar. Just accept her invitation right?

If those boobs are as big as they look in the picture: yes.

That's what I'm thinking. Plus I think she's kind of hot.

What could go wrong? /Carver

 

[cosjobs]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

New or used?

Clean or dirty?

Over your butt or head?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tried on some monster panties this morning.

New or used?

Clean or dirty?

Over your butt or head?

Yes

I haven't been on the FB's for a week or so I guess. I just checked and had a friend request from this broad. We have two mutual friends. One is a gal I knew in HS and I probably haven't seen since. The other is a GB that I've know since HS. Both of them went to a different school than me. I'm completely clueless as to who this is. Her profile says she's single and that pic is at another GB's bar. Just accept her invitation right?

If those boobs are as big as they look in the picture: yes.

That's what I'm thinking. Plus I think she's kind of hot.

What could go wrong? /Carver

Damn it. Where were you a minute ago??!! I just figured WWDSD.

 

[mr. furley]

my wife is really really dramatic. is anyone elses wife like this?

:furley:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I accepted her friend request then immediately posted this.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I accepted her friend request then immediately posted this.

2 weeks? What are we in Russia?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I accepted her friend request then immediately posted this.

2 weeks? What are we in Russia?

Where W=Wife & R=Roses

W/R=BJ+14

 

[Crazy Canuck]

my wife is really really dramatic. is anyone elses wife like this?

:furley:

Got to be honest here: one of the many things I love about my wife is her lack of drama, and further, her cynical and self-conscious dismissal of overt drama. Not to get lit snobby, but drama for her is A Midsummer Night's Dream, which is a comedy, I know, but it's a much better yardstick than "YOU FORGOT [sOMETHING TRIVIAL]."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don’t have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well, that’s mayonnaise. It’s a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That’s shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you’ve been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

 

[kevzilla]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

 

[mr. furley]

what happened to the new blackdot?

 

[Osaurus]

Did the search index die?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Speaking of the FB's, I just realized I was commenting in a post that the ex husband of my BFF's new wife. I feel kind of awkward now. Plus he's big and insane.

 

[Ignoramus]

what happened to the new blackdot?

This new board upgrade is GREAT!!!

 

[Crazy Canuck]

what happened to the new blackdot?

This new board upgrade is GREAT!!!

hey! The white stars are back! Whew! For a moment there I thought the Black Panthers kidnapped Joe and took matter into their own hands.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Speaking of the FB's, I just realized I was commenting in a post that the ex husband of my BFF's new wife. I feel kind of awkward now. Plus he's big and insane.

WAT?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

 

[kevzilla]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

 

[strykerpks]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

I'm going to go have one 11% beer (ok maybe 4). Fax one to me in about 2 hours and I'll join you when I get home

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

Wish I could like this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

Wish I could like this.

I ran out of Pepsi. Now I'm mixing with Sierra Mist. Why my nephew would bring this crap over is beyond me. Luckily I can't really taste right now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This no spell check thing seems to be making my spelling accuracy better.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

Wish I could like this.

I ran out of Pepsi. Now I'm mixing with Sierra Mist. Why my nephew would bring this crap over is beyond me. Luckily I can't really taste right now.

Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi.

 

[Frostillicus]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

Wish I could like this.

I ran out of Pepsi. Now I'm mixing with Sierra Mist. Why my nephew would bring this crap over is beyond me. Luckily I can't really taste right now.

Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi.

I love Uncle Buck!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

Wish I could like this.

I ran out of Pepsi. Now I'm mixing with Sierra Mist. Why my nephew would bring this crap over is beyond me. Luckily I can't really taste right now.

Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi.

I love Uncle Buck!

There may be a fistful of whiskey mixed in there.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm lousy with Pepsi.

 

[Abraham]

Drinking keystone and watching John legend and the roots on Austin city limits. Trying to decide if I'm having a good night or a really bad night.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

He's back.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

He's back.

That cat needs to rethink this one. That boat's a gold mine.

 

[Frostillicus]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

He's back.

That cat needs to rethink this one. That boat's a gold mine.

You don't spend a lot of time around cats do you?

 

[Disco Stu]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

Did he like the first two Star Wars movies?