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[Captain Quinoa]

I was just telling Mrs. SLB about how cool Dylan is to hang around. Then she tells me about his soccer game last week that I missed because I was taking Cal to the doctor. He was playing goal and there was a goalie kick. He ran up to the ball to kick it, stopped short and yelled haha. So awesome..

Your little guys are awesome. I hope mine grow up to be that cool.

As cool as you are, I don't see how they don't.

Get a room

 

[YSR]

I'm finally getting around to watching the "Survive and Advance" 30 for 30, about the 1983 NC State Championship. Oh man. I don't know if it's the hormones or what but

 

[FDAS]

Romo in Mobile, AL all week. FDAS or others, any must-see/eat places (he's near the airport)? His time is pretty limited, so no trips to Dauphin or anything.

Out by the airport? The Beau Rivage is 50 minutes west. Several great seafood joints just east of downtown on the causeway. Also out on the causeway is the Blue Gill. live music on the bay, fun bar. The Shed BBQ is out west, near USA's campus. I think there is still a pickle fish pizza out by campus as well, good local pizza.

Let's go no casino for now. Otherwise, great suggestions. Any idea if this Shed location is as good as the original is/was supposed to be?

Never ate at the original Shed.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anyone know (Drifter) if Amazon price matches?

 

[Bogart]

Hurting. Was good to see Bogart and Disco Stu yesterday, unfortunately at separate times. Ladies still love them some Disco Stu.

Final tally:

Drank 582 beers from 10AM until 1AM.

Went through 3 packs of cigarettes.

Lost my wallet.

Made a bad decision at the end of the night. Doing day long drinking events with co-workers is not a good idea.

Also hurting as I get ready to get on a plane.

Final tally:

Our 10 person team: 38 pitchers of cheap domestic light beer, 2 pitchers of Modelo, 2 pitchers of margaritas.

4-5 beers with Uni at the after party (free beer flows way to easily)

Another Modelo, sip of several different scotches, whiskey and 130 proof beer that our host brought back from England (drank these while sobering up to drive back to the Fort)

Sorry I didn't wait around for Stu. The reason I left early became a disaster itself. Should have stuck around. Was your "bad decision" sitting around the table on the 3rd floor at The Den?

Uni continues to be an awesome guy to hang around, sober, drunk and shammmered.

 

[Bogart]

Bob, got your letter in the mail yesterday.

Everyone knows this, but Bob is such a great guy he pays off his bets twice, even when the first payoff not making it to me was not his fault. Bob (and Pepper) are good ####### people.

 

[boilerdave]

130 proof beer! I thought that was a typo or joke so I googled it. Do you drink it by shots? I assume it's not a session beer.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

All beers are session beers

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Told my buddy this was my chance to disappear and blame it on him...DNA everywhere

 

[T Bell]

I was just telling Mrs. SLB about how cool Dylan is to hang around. Then she tells me about his soccer game last week that I missed because I was taking Cal to the doctor. He was playing goal and there was a goalie kick. He ran up to the ball to kick it, stopped short and yelled haha. So awesome..

Awesome

 

[T Bell]

I was just telling Mrs. SLB about how cool Dylan is to hang around. Then she tells me about his soccer game last week that I missed because I was taking Cal to the doctor. He was playing goal and there was a goalie kick. He ran up to the ball to kick it, stopped short and yelled haha. So awesome..

Your little guys are awesome. I hope mine grow up to be that cool.

As cool as you are, I don't see how they don't.

Get a room

Good posting.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Told my buddy this was my chance to disappear and blame it on him...DNA everywhere

Guessing its not the first time you have left DNA all over your buddy's couch.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So $500 was mistakenly deposited into my savings account. I printed out the image of the deposit slip and took it into the bank to let them know. They said thanks and they would fix it. This was about 10 days ago and it is still there. How long do I have to wait before it becomes " bank error in my favor"?

 

[mr roboto]

So $500 was mistakenly deposited into my savings account. I printed out the image of the deposit slip and took it into the bank to let them know. They said thanks and they would fix it. This was about 10 days ago and it is still there. How long do I have to wait before it becomes " bank error in my favor"?

Have you passed Go yet?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Told my buddy this was my chance to disappear and blame it on him...DNA everywhere

Guessing its not the first time you have left DNA all over your buddy's couch.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

So $500 was mistakenly deposited into my savings account. I printed out the image of the deposit slip and took it into the bank to let them know. They said thanks and they would fix it. This was about 10 days ago and it is still there. How long do I have to wait before it becomes " bank error in my favor"?

Varies, but pretty much Never.

 

[T Bell]

So the genie granted me 3 wishes. My 3rd wish was that my girlfriend kept her phone charged up and didn't lose it all the time. The genie said that didn't count because it was actually 2 wishes so I instead wished that genies sucked at math.

 

[Frostillicus]

We won't be able to get together with my mom for Mother's Day this year, so instead today we all (me, bro, wife, bro's wife) got together to make her an early Mother's Day dinner. I made an almond-crusted sea bass and chili-lime shrimp, my brother made a risotto and the girls kicked in with some roasted potatoes and sirloin tips for an appetizer. So good.

 

[mr. furley]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone.

I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere.

Ouch.

Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin)

Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone.

I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere.

Ouch.

Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin)

Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

 

[krista4]

We were just looking at a squirrel outside the window and I told my little girl "Squirrels eat people you know" and she said "No they don't, they eat nuts. Geese eat people."

I just read this to Mr. krista, #1 hater of geese, and he burst into laughter and said, "Yeah, they do. The little pricks. Smart kid."

 

[mr. furley]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone.

I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere.

Ouch.

Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin)

Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

drinking away the pain?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone.

I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere.

Ouch.

Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin)

Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

drinking away the pain?

well it was 4 AM

Doing your suggestion tonight

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've done nothing today and have nothing of note to add.

About to watch "Game of Dragons" and then the Mad Mens

Dark wings...dark birds.

 

[Frostillicus]

We were just looking at a squirrel outside the window and I told my little girl "Squirrels eat people you know" and she said "No they don't, they eat nuts. Geese eat people."

I just read this to Mr. krista, #1 hater of geese, and he burst into laughter and said, "Yeah, they do. The little pricks. Smart kid."

 

[Britney Spears]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

 

[T Bell]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Keep your scrambled opinions to yourself, Merrill.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up

Also, 4 AM, 12 hours of drinking, still alive

Trying to take a pic of the head wound....proving difficut

 

[Britney Spears]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up Also, 4 AM, 12 hours of drinking, still alive Trying to take a pic of the head wound....proving difficut

I had a bad one once, lost a full day of memory which was really strange. Apparently I called a lot of people to tell them I love them on a trip to the hospital.

 

[T Bell]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up

Also, 4 AM, 12 hours of drinking, still alive

Trying to take a pic of the head wound....proving difficut

SLB can provide you with pointers on this sort of thing.

 

[T Bell]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up Also, 4 AM, 12 hours of drinking, still alive Trying to take a pic of the head wound....proving difficut

I had a bad one once, lost a full day of memory which was really strange. Apparently I called a lot of people to tell them I love them on a trip to the hospital.

So the question is, does it make you say ridiculous things or say things you really mean?

Also, are you the, "I love you man" man when you're drunk?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up Also, 4 AM, 12 hours of drinking, still alive Trying to take a pic of the head wound....proving difficut

I had a bad one once, lost a full day of memory which was really strange. Apparently I called a lot of people to tell them I love them on a trip to the hospital.

So the question is, does it make you say ridiculous things or say things you really mean?

Also, are you the, "I love you man" man when you're drunk?

I'm more likely to be the "I love you man" guy when I am sober

Drunkenness tends to make me quiet and, some would say, bouncy, until I limp off into the distance

 

[Britney Spears]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up Also, 4 AM, 12 hours of drinking, still alive Trying to take a pic of the head wound....proving difficut

I had a bad one once, lost a full day of memory which was really strange. Apparently I called a lot of people to tell them I love them on a trip to the hospital.

So the question is, does it make you say ridiculous things or say things you really mean? Also, are you the, "I love you man" man when you're drunk?

I'm more likely to be the "I love you man" guy when I am sober Drunkenness tends to make me quiet and, some would say, bouncy, until I limp off into the distance

I'm a love you man guy I think. There was also a lot of repeating the same series of questions.

 

[UniAlias]

Hurting. Was good to see Bogart and Disco Stu yesterday, unfortunately at separate times. Ladies still love them some Disco Stu.

Final tally:

Drank 582 beers from 10AM until 1AM.

Went through 3 packs of cigarettes.

Lost my wallet.

Made a bad decision at the end of the night. Doing day long drinking events with co-workers is not a good idea.

Also hurting as I get ready to get on a plane.

Final tally:

Our 10 person team: 38 pitchers of cheap domestic light beer, 2 pitchers of Modelo, 2 pitchers of margaritas.

4-5 beers with Uni at the after party (free beer flows way to easily)

Another Modelo, sip of several different scotches, whiskey and 130 proof beer that our host brought back from England (drank these while sobering up to drive back to the Fort)

Sorry I didn't wait around for Stu. The reason I left early became a disaster itself. Should have stuck around. Was your "bad decision" sitting around the table on the 3rd floor at The Den?

Uni continues to be an awesome guy to hang around, sober, drunk and shammmered.

Hope you're a regular at the CFC event going forward. It's one of my favorite days.

And I think she may have been sitting at the table but I'm not really sure. I was pretty hammered so my memory isn't great.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So my buddy had a BBQ yesterday...friends from college I don't see that often came out, great time was had by all...My one friend and I were up late talking int he backyard until about 4 AM when he went to bed. I went downstairs to my buddy's basement apartment to crash on his couch, and my shoes, a bit wet from the yard, went out from under me on the stairs. I;m talking comic pratfall, slip on a banana peel, legs out from under someone. I landed HARD on my right side and ####ed my shoulder up something fierce. Then my head hit the stairs and opened up a cut about an inch and half long that bled like a stuck pig. I bled all over my buddy's stairwell and managed to drag myself onto the couch to pass out. Wake up this morning with a raging headache, a shoulder that doesn't work and a forensic scene that wouldn't be out of place on Dexter. Just blood everywhere. Ouch. Self medicating with some V&V (Vodka and Vicodin) Happy Sunday!

sleeping off a concussion. great idea

As opposed to?

You aren't supposed to go to sleep (not really sure why though). I've had a few concussions. : (

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up Also, 4 AM, 12 hours of drinking, still alive Trying to take a pic of the head wound....proving difficut

I had a bad one once, lost a full day of memory which was really strange. Apparently I called a lot of people to tell them I love them on a trip to the hospital.

So the question is, does it make you say ridiculous things or say things you really mean?

Also, are you the, "I love you man" man when you're drunk?

I'm more likely to be the "I love you man" guy when I am sober

Drunkenness tends to make me quiet and, some would say, bouncy, until I limp off into the distance, or fall.

FYP

 

[mr. furley]

Never seen any actual facts to support this, though I definitely heard it growing up

http://www.sleepserious.com/sleeping-after-a-concussion-is-it-safe/

"Though regarded as a common folklore, there is, in fact, truth to this matter. Most people who have experienced minor concussions and who do not show signs of brain trauma are advised to stay awake for 2 hours to 24 hours depending on the severity of the hit. Most of the time the doctor will instruct the person to have somebody accompany him during sleep for as long as 48 hours after the incident since there are possibilities of late reactions to trauma. When this happens, only the person accompanying the victim will be able to pinpoint certain differences to his general condition. A person may need to be awakened as much as every hour to make sure he is okay and not slip into a coma."

 

[shuke]

They opened a Menard's pretty close to us last week. From everything I've read, I hope John Menard burns in hell. However they had this gun safe on sale for $47 and I couldn't help but stick it to the man. I only have a shotgun these days and my boys aren't even aware of it but I figure I should be responsible and keep it locked.

Still smug from ### banging big John out of 70 bucks or so I headed to Chik-Fil-A for a little celebration. I was surprised to see 4 cars ahead of me in the drive through but they banged them out in the usual fashion. As I approached the window, the cashier told me the broad in the car ahead of me paid for my food. The best thing is there wasn't anybody behind me so I wasn't guilted into returning the favor.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!!!

I've never heard anything about John Menard. I love their rebates and they have hot chicks working the checkout.

He's a jerkoff of the highest proportions.

Oh, well that clears it up.

 

[krista4]

House sale negotiations and its family are a ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

House sale negotiations and its family are a ####.

Cheer you up?

I still sits no matter what the fits.

 

[bentley]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

Driving safety rules (at least in our oil fields):

1. Don't back up

2. Don't back up

3. Don't back up

 

[YSR]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

This reminds me: about three nights ago, I dreamed that a group of GMTANers was driving to Vegas in a 15-passenger van. Tre was driving, and I know that there some other great details that I tried to remember, but I lost them. The one thing that has stayed with me, though, is Homer asking me/the group, "so it's safer if the sex is only 90 seconds, right?"No ideas on this one.

 

[Disco Stu]

Hurting. Was good to see Bogart and Disco Stu yesterday, unfortunately at separate times. Ladies still love them some Disco Stu.

Final tally:

Drank 582 beers from 10AM until 1AM.

Went through 3 packs of cigarettes.

Lost my wallet.

Made a bad decision at the end of the night. Doing day long drinking events with co-workers is not a good idea.

Such a fun day. So much beer.

What happened with girls at the after party? I don't have much memory from that part of the day.

I do remember some good strong wing-manning for a buddy at an early bar. I ended up pushing the girl who liked me onto my cousin... "here's a younger, better looking version of me".

A little later I tried to hook up Big Dan, who not only wasn't at the bar... he wasn't even in the country.

 

[bentley]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

Driving safety rules (at least in our oil fields):

1. Don't back up

2. Don't back up

3. Don't back up

You're not too far off. We did a ton of analysis for this campaign and pretty much every driving-related fatality in o&g comes down to:

- Don't drive drunk

- Don't text and drive

- Don't fall asleep while driving

- Don't speed

- Wear your seatbelt

 

[Disco Stu]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

This reminds me: about three nights ago, I dreamed that a group of GMTANers was driving to Vegas in a 15-passenger van. Tre was driving, and I know that there some other great details that I tried to remember, but I lost them. The one thing that has stayed with me, though, is Homer asking me/the group, "so it's safer if the sex is only 90 seconds, right?"No ideas on this one.

Also, Tre driving seems like a bad idea.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

Driving safety rules (at least in our oil fields):

1. Don't back up

2. Don't back up

3. Don't back up

You're not too far off. We did a ton of analysis for this campaign and pretty much every driving-related fatality in o&g comes down to:

- Don't drive drunk

- Don't text and drive

- Don't fall asleep while driving

- Don't speed

- Wear your seatbelt

Oh, those too if you want to get all picky.

 

[cosjobs]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

This reminds me: about three nights ago, I dreamed that a group of GMTANers was driving to Vegas in a 15-passenger van. Tre was driving, and I know that there some other great details that I tried to remember, but I lost them. The one thing that has stayed with me, though, is Homer asking me/the group, "so it's safer if the sex is only 90 seconds, right?"No ideas on this one.

Homer is the Spotswood of sexual congress

 

[cosjobs]

Headed to Corpus Christi tomorrow to kick off a media campaign around driving safety in the oil & gas industry. Going to do a few radio shows, interview with the local paper and then MC a luncheon for a bunch of our policyholders in the area. None of this is particularly interesting but I did have one of them dirty dreams last night about our PR consultant that's going on the trip with me. Somebody remind me to take it easy on the booze at the hotel happy hour tomorrow.

Driving safety rules (at least in our oil fields):

1. Don't back up

2. Don't back up

3. Don't back up

You're not too far off. We did a ton of analysis for this campaign and pretty much every driving-related fatality in o&g comes down to:

- Don't back up drunk

- Don't text and back up

- Don't fall asleep while backing up

- Don't speed when backing up

- Wear your seatbelt when backing up

fixed

 

[Bogart]

Waiting to get rental car. Can't get email. Can't get the Facebooks. Can't get ESPN. But I still get Jim Tan. Life is OK.

 

[UniAlias]

Hurting. Was good to see Bogart and Disco Stu yesterday, unfortunately at separate times. Ladies still love them some Disco Stu.

Final tally:

Drank 582 beers from 10AM until 1AM.

Went through 3 packs of cigarettes.

Lost my wallet.

Made a bad decision at the end of the night. Doing day long drinking events with co-workers is not a good idea.

Such a fun day. So much beer.

What happened with girls at the after party? I don't have much memory from that part of the day.

I do remember some good strong wing-manning for a buddy at an early bar. I ended up pushing the girl who liked me onto my cousin... "here's a younger, better looking version of me".

A little later I tried to hook up Big Dan, who not only wasn't at the bar... he wasn't even in the country.

Nothing in particular happened with girls, it just seemed like every time I walked back up to the top floor to chat for a bit there was some new hussy enthralled by the charming ways of the bearded silver fox.

Looking forward to a few days of sobriety before GusterDerbyHole.