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Saw two Chinese chicks get drunk as monkeys at the resort last night. One ripped the shirt off the other and then began suckling her. She then tackled her boyfriend and began dry humping him. They were lucky to have left before security arrived.

I got a lei from a little girl and Mrs. SLB says Homer would be so jealous you got lei'd by a little girl.

I'm sick of whisky. And vodka. And foo foo drinks. I'm fairly certain I am now diabetic.

Mrs. SLB just commented at lunch "have you noticed how pretentious almost everyone we've met are? None of them have a vacation house, they have vacation homes."

I'm sick and tired of talking to people.

Everything is so crazy expensive. I'm going to be hating my bar bill and a good 85-90% of our drinks and meals were picked up by vendors. I would estimate 2 grand has been dropped on drinks alone.

I love you.

 
It's been raining here since Wednesday. Surprised the weather channel hasn't christened it Spring Storm ToadStrangler, We've had over a foot of rain since then but not really sure exactly how much since the rain gauge has overflowed. They've already cancelled the first practice round of the Players on Monday. Son's boy scout troop had to cancel weekend campout since roads into campgrounds flooded out.

But you know it's bad when the soccer fields are closed for the weekend. By early Friday afternoon. Serious business.

 
[lookatme]

When we were leaving the plantation I got separated from Mrs. SLB and another couple we were hanging with. I then here them behind me in the distance because the dude yells "oh come on!!" then I hear the girls laughing. They asked this native Hawaiian cutie how to get to the bus and she said to follow that handsome bald man. lol [/lookatme]

 
My wife won a restaurant.com thing for a local joint at some charity event last summer. We haven't had a chance to go until tonight. Turns out, when they ran the coupon, it had been used a week before the charity event. She had the crab and I had prime rib, expecting a much lower bill. :sadbanana:

We then had a night of drinks and a few rounds of the hibbity dibbity planned but she passed out while watching the finale of The Americans. :sadbanana:

So, how was your night? :sadbanana: :banned:

 
strykerpks said:
My wife won a restaurant.com thing for a local joint at some charity event last summer. We haven't had a chance to go until tonight. Turns out, when they ran the coupon, it had been used a week before the charity event. She had the crab and I had prime rib, expecting a much lower bill. :sadbanana: We then had a night of drinks and a few rounds of the hibbity dibbity planned but she passed out while watching the finale of The Americans. :sadbanana: So, how was your night? :sadbanana: :banned:
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Wife went shopping without the kids and is still gone. I've had about 8 beers. Both little penises are sleeping and I have a bacon cheeseburger pizza in the oven
 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The submarine ride today was really cool. It was a 48 passenger sub but there were only 8 of us which was neat.
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Is it a real submarine or just one of those boats that is like half-submerged and you look out the windows that are under the waterline?

Like at Disneyland or Catalina.
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Real full submersible. We were down 130 feet. Saw a couple of sharks which they said was rare. Also an octopus, star fish, Morray eel, three different types of corral and thousands of fish in at least three dozen different species. There was also a sunken ship that someone put a Sponge Bob figurine on which was pretty funny. The tour guide didn't mention it and I was the only one to notice so I'm guessing a diver not affiliated with them put it there.
 
Annyong said:
strykerpks said:
My wife won a restaurant.com thing for a local joint at some charity event last summer. We haven't had a chance to go until tonight. Turns out, when they ran the coupon, it had been used a week before the charity event. She had the crab and I had prime rib, expecting a much lower bill. :sadbanana: We then had a night of drinks and a few rounds of the hibbity dibbity planned but she passed out while watching the finale of The Americans. :sadbanana: So, how was your night? :sadbanana: :banned:
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Wife went shopping without the kids and is still gone. I've had about 8 beers. Both little penises are sleeping and I have a bacon cheeseburger pizza in the oven
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Sucks about the pass out GB. Mrs Slb almost did that last night so I shook her awake. Just a little tip. Our night is just about to start. Have a 6:30 dinner in the grand ball room. I took the day off from boozing and the prospect of doing so sounds awful but I think we all know how this will turn out.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The submarine ride today was really cool. It was a 48 passenger sub but there were only 8 of us which was neat.
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Is it a real submarine or just one of those boats that is like half-submerged and you look out the windows that are under the waterline?

Like at Disneyland or Catalina.
Click to expand...
Real full submersible. We were down 130 feet. Saw a couple of sharks which they said was rare. Also an octopus, star fish, Morray eel, three different types of corral and thousands of fish in at least three dozen different species. There was also a sunken ship that someone put a Sponge Bob figurine on which was pretty funny. The tour guide didn't mention it and I was the only one to notice so I'm guessing a diver not affiliated with them put it there.
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Damn, that's cool.

 
So, SLB is complaining about all the rich folk on his vacation and how they talk about their vacation homes moments before he talks about how he's taking submarine rides? For my vacation this summer, I'll be taking a row boat to a rock in th emiddle of a lake to swim.

 
Best thing from Reddit today.

Thread title: "What is the most badass thing your pet has ever done?:

I used to have a wonderful pet rabbit named Cola. Cola had free reign of all of the house and the back yard, he could come in and out of the house through a cat-flap in the back door. he refused to live in a hutch so he just ran where he wanted.

Anyway, Cola developed a sexual relationship with my basket ball. I wont go into details of Cola's private sex life but leave it up to your imagination. Cola saw an approximately rabbit-sized object and decided that it would feel good to... you know.

One day my little sister was having a birthday party and this required balloons. The morning before the party we blew up about 50 balloons, and had them all strewn all around the floor of the lounge room before they were to be organized.

Cola came into the house to see what's up and he was delighted to see a massive collection of potential sexual partners. This crazy little rabbit proceeded to #### the #### out of each and every one of the balloons until they popped, and just moved on to the next one. Cola managed to pop balloons with his rabbit-**** faster than my sister and I could inflate them.

This was absolutely ####### hilarious. Picture a room full of balloons and a rabbit humping each one till it pops. Cola was damn determined to pop each balloon no matter the shock he must have experienced every time they burst. Badass, horny little bugger he was.
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Photo of Cola

 
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strykerpks said:
My wife won a restaurant.com thing for a local joint at some charity event last summer. We haven't had a chance to go until tonight. Turns out, when they ran the coupon, it had been used a week before the charity event. She had the crab and I had prime rib, expecting a much lower bill. :sadbanana:

We then had a night of drinks and a few rounds of the hibbity dibbity planned but she passed out while watching the finale of The Americans. :sadbanana:

So, how was your night? :sadbanana: :banned:
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That is absolute bull####. I'd be raising hell on Monday

 
cosjobs said:
strykerpks said:
My wife won a restaurant.com thing for a local joint at some charity event last summer. We haven't had a chance to go until tonight. Turns out, when they ran the coupon, it had been used a week before the charity event. She had the crab and I had prime rib, expecting a much lower bill. :sadbanana: We then had a night of drinks and a few rounds of the hibbity dibbity planned but she passed out while watching the finale of The Americans. :sadbanana: So, how was your night? :sadbanana: :banned:
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That is absolute bull####. I'd be raising hell on Monday
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Yeah, no kidding. But I'll probably still try to get some sex tomorrow.
 
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