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General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't know if we have rankings for Stadium DJs (Urbanhack - little help?) or not, but I've never suffered through more obnoxious audio pollution than I did tonight trying to watch Spurs/Warriors. The place is pretty loud with an OT game; is it really necessary to crank up the sound system to 11, especially when the song rotation includes "La Vida Loca"? The screaming woman into TNT's mic was bad too. Sorry about your Spurs, Kev. Least your team didn't draft Sam Bowie and Greg Oden.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm not going to post in this thread. Go pound sand.
strykerpks
Footballguy
@ Middle of the city
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Amanda H update?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
At the last house I lived in (not in the city, but still) the neighbors right next to us had a rooster. An effing rooster. The thing would cockadoodledoo every morning at 5:30 or whenever the sun rose. I'd find it wandering around our yard, and sometimes the little ******* would wander over to cockadoodledoo right under my bedroom window.I wanted to choke the #### out of that thing. I'd spend sleepless mornings devising elaborate plans of revenge, including sneaking around the back of our properties like a ninja to stun it with a pellet gun, then rush in like a cougar for the kill while chanting, "kill the rooster, kill the rooster, KILL THE ROOSTER, dun-da-da!" After I snapped its neck, I'd sever the head off and leave it in on the passenger seat of my neighbor's truck like that horse head in the Godfather. And he'd know then. Oh yes, he'd know. You never let your c0ck run free.mr. furley, on 06 May 2013 - 21:46, saidne of my neighbors has a chicken. a ####ing chicken. i live in the middle of the city.a ####ing chicken.betting the neighbor's wolf/newfoundland/akita/elephant hybrid gets loose this week and eats that thing along with whatever children happen to be nearby at the time.or at least that's my hope
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Still posting regularly on FB. I expect he's busy with end of the semester grading and other B.S.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
This is pretty much the gist of our talks too. Fortunately my wife is self-conscious enough to realize it's all hormones and she must be going crazy. It also helps that Flaming Bird was a notoriously difficult baby.
"The next one might be easy," she says.
"But what if the next one is the same and we don't sleep for 3 years again?"
This usually ends the conversation.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Ok, I'm done my morning Canucking.
Guster
Footballguy
This morning came too early...
After the Reds game with Shuke, Uni and Thorn, there was a push to hit a gentlemen's establishment.
Shuke kept trying to convince us to drive 90 minutes down to Lexington because apparently that's where the good clubs are.
I consulted the googles, ignored the 2 star reviews on Yelp and we headed to a place 10 minutes away instead
Yeah, probably should have just called it a night. This establishment included fully clothed non-strippers pole dancing and desperately begging for enough singles to keep the juke box going so they could get another song
One fine lady came over and asked if any of us wanted to buy her a $38 which she would consume in a booth with us and possibly take her top off. After chatting with this girl...Jasmine - real name, she took her ID out of her wallet to prove it, she informed us that her shift ended at 2:30 and she would be appy to come join us for $250 +$50 for every additional guy that wanted to do anything he could imagine to her as long as we wore condoms.
After spending CosHole and now DerbyHole with Uni and Thorn, I feel like we're good friends, but I don't know if there's ever a point where I would feel close enough to cross that line. Yes, come over to my place with me and my buddies... No, it's safe, don't worry, we know each other from the Internet
I have to head in to work now...it's meditation Tuesday!
After the Reds game with Shuke, Uni and Thorn, there was a push to hit a gentlemen's establishment.
Shuke kept trying to convince us to drive 90 minutes down to Lexington because apparently that's where the good clubs are.
I consulted the googles, ignored the 2 star reviews on Yelp and we headed to a place 10 minutes away instead
Yeah, probably should have just called it a night. This establishment included fully clothed non-strippers pole dancing and desperately begging for enough singles to keep the juke box going so they could get another song
One fine lady came over and asked if any of us wanted to buy her a $38 which she would consume in a booth with us and possibly take her top off. After chatting with this girl...Jasmine - real name, she took her ID out of her wallet to prove it, she informed us that her shift ended at 2:30 and she would be appy to come join us for $250 +$50 for every additional guy that wanted to do anything he could imagine to her as long as we wore condoms.
After spending CosHole and now DerbyHole with Uni and Thorn, I feel like we're good friends, but I don't know if there's ever a point where I would feel close enough to cross that line. Yes, come over to my place with me and my buddies... No, it's safe, don't worry, we know each other from the Internet
I have to head in to work now...it's meditation Tuesday!
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Some friend of yours has some jacked up privacy settings so that it looks like you're talking to yourself in your latest status update.
phishphan
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
She's a teacher, which explains the jacked up privacy settings. Creepy high school boys can be creepy.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
To say nothing of random football message board guys.
She's a teacher, which explains the jacked up privacy settings. Creepy high school boys can be creepy.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
You're not missing much. There's far hotter specimens on my friends list, creeper.To say nothing of random football message board guys.
She's a teacher, which explains the jacked up privacy settings. Creepy high school boys can be creepy.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
buy her a $38? is that some kind of food challenge?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Is this the Columbus establishment Homer took me to or is this a statewide thing? Worst... club... ever. Bikinis and nowhere-near-your-lap dances. You could walk around ASU and get that for free.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I miss the Sacamano cornholes. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Married, and now Amanda L.
Also this is a men's league team, so she's not around anymore. Sad face.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Stryker is a werewolf guy?
strykerpks
Footballguy
oof
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I don't even know you anymore.Giving it a shot
strykerpks
Footballguy
I might be the worst WW player in history. They may not ask me back.I don't even know you anymore.Giving it a shot
But Bobby Sac does an awesome job running it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I tried WW once. Very first game I was named a judge or barrister or marshall or something. I had no idea what I was doing. Sucked ###.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
If she gets divorced, send me her digits. Same goes for your wife too. Thanks GB. I love you
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You proxy to someone so they can change your vote I think. I don't know, I only played once and felt like GM hooking up a VCR.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Seems like we can pretty much kill this thread now, right?
Thorn
Footballguy
"The menu said prime rib sandwhich but I don't think this is prime rib." (Angles head sideways to facilitate larger chunks of non-prime rib sandwich dripping with au jus to enter mouth).My favorite text from yesterday: Me: I can't believe you get to meet shuke Thorn: Sitting across from him right now and it's like he's having his own eat-off.
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
"The menu said prime rib sandwhich but I don't think this is prime rib." (Angles head sideways to facilitate larger chunks of non-prime rib sandwich dripping with au jus to enter mouth).My favorite text from yesterday: Me: I can't believe you get to meet shuke Thorn: Sitting across from him right now and it's like he's having his own eat-off.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sounds like my 18 year old coming out of the kitchen with almost an entire pizza (and half a hogshead of ranch dressing) "You need to buy better frozen pizza, Dad. This Red Baron stuff isn't very good."Thorn said:"The menu said prime rib sandwhich but I don't think this is prime rib." (Angles head sideways to facilitate larger chunks of non-prime rib sandwich dripping with au jus to enter mouth).shuke said:YSR said:My favorite text from yesterday: Me: I can't believe you get to meet shuke Thorn: Sitting across from him right now and it's like he's having his own eat-off.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
The PA guy in D.C. the other night was playing King Diamond between face-offs."Let me help you, out of the chair.... G-G-Grandmaaaaa !!!!"I fapped.Also, I had 8 Krystals with cheese for lunch, just farted, and my entire office reeks like a sulfur spring. It smells like my wife jammed a half-dozen hard boiled eggs up my #ss a week ago. I'm sitting here praying no female employees need me for the next 10-15 minutes. So there's that.Bye.General Malaise said:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
And with that, the uproar for more EG postings in GMTAN became deafening.
Abraham
Footballguy
Yes, actually.
JOB:
Going well. Love this place. Everyone here is wonderful, we have lots of food and drinks around, and I have a great setup and lots of freedom to do what I think I am good at. I got an order yesterday for a cloud hosting service of a complicated piece of software. This is our first time doing this but the market for hosting this software should grow quickly as some new regulations are coming that will make more companies have to use it. Boss was ecstatic and even brought out a bottle of champagne to celebrate even though the deal is only $10k. Was nice to do a good job.
Business:
Met with my salesperson Sunday to tell her she is getting transitioned off of her generous base to more commission focused pay. I expected crying and such but she actually knew it was coming. She has been interviewing with companies NOT in our sector so she can keep selling on the side and make some extra loot. She got a good job offer today from a good, large company and my hope is she takes it - it would get her off the payroll and allow the plan of streamlining everything to really take a step forward. The monthly nut would move from 18k in 2012 to about $2000....plus we're getting a little busier anyway so I may be able to build a side-business that makes a little money after all. I had approached my partners about reducing her pay a week ago and they understood my logic so the whole thing moved quickly.
Wife is still angry/scared that our personal financial situation is such a mess. But next Wed I get more first real paycheck in more than five years so I'm hoping that is the start of moving in the right direction.
JOB:
Going well. Love this place. Everyone here is wonderful, we have lots of food and drinks around, and I have a great setup and lots of freedom to do what I think I am good at. I got an order yesterday for a cloud hosting service of a complicated piece of software. This is our first time doing this but the market for hosting this software should grow quickly as some new regulations are coming that will make more companies have to use it. Boss was ecstatic and even brought out a bottle of champagne to celebrate even though the deal is only $10k. Was nice to do a good job.
Business:
Met with my salesperson Sunday to tell her she is getting transitioned off of her generous base to more commission focused pay. I expected crying and such but she actually knew it was coming. She has been interviewing with companies NOT in our sector so she can keep selling on the side and make some extra loot. She got a good job offer today from a good, large company and my hope is she takes it - it would get her off the payroll and allow the plan of streamlining everything to really take a step forward. The monthly nut would move from 18k in 2012 to about $2000....plus we're getting a little busier anyway so I may be able to build a side-business that makes a little money after all. I had approached my partners about reducing her pay a week ago and they understood my logic so the whole thing moved quickly.
Wife is still angry/scared that our personal financial situation is such a mess. But next Wed I get more first real paycheck in more than five years so I'm hoping that is the start of moving in the right direction.
krista4
Footballguy
Need to start planning the first leg of Summer Epic Road Trips. Decided to do it in three legs, and the first will be starting in Phoenix and ending somewhere in Yellowstone or Glacier, or Colorado if we skip it on the way up.
Does anyone have any tips for how to plan a road trip like this? It might be straightforward, but if there are any particularly good sites for maps, driving distances, how to plan, etc., that would be great to know.
Does anyone have any tips for how to plan a road trip like this? It might be straightforward, but if there are any particularly good sites for maps, driving distances, how to plan, etc., that would be great to know.
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