GM's thread about nothing (42 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I think I know why GM can't fill his warehouse.

It's full now, buddy boy! Half of it is stuffed with industrial insulation and the other half with xmas decorations for strip malls, hotels and restaurants.

What is Cos going to do with all those pallets? Why does Abe have them? What would Shuke do with them? Does Abe have a forklift he can sell?

I have a pallet jack, which is kind of a mini-forklift for moving pallets around. It doesn't elevate much though.

What do you do with them?

I sold all the inventory i had two months ago. Before that, we would occassionally need the jack to move stuff around the warehouse. Not often though. Now i have no use for it.

CL Add: "Anybody need a jack?"

Profit

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think I know why GM can't fill his warehouse.

It's full now, buddy boy! Half of it is stuffed with industrial insulation and the other half with xmas decorations for strip malls, hotels and restaurants.

What is Cos going to do with all those pallets? Why does Abe have them? What would Shuke do with them? Does Abe have a forklift he can sell?

I have a pallet jack, which is kind of a mini-forklift for moving pallets around. It doesn't elevate much though.

What do you do with them?

I assume they are related to his business. selling semiconductors or some such thing.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

But less pregnant.Also have now been at near dead stop for 40 minutes in a place called Horse Cave. Yay.

Sorry about your adventures to a city named after two of the coolest things ever known to man, man.

Weedvajinaville?

Boobsnbeertown?

Bourbonand#######sington?

 

[General Malaise]

I always wanted to get my kids a pinata for one of their birthdays but either

A: Fill it with something like pebbles or old shoes or bottle caps or something else useless.

or

B: Put nothing in it at all.

"Are these.....are these miniature bars of soap?"

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I always wanted to get my kids a pinata for one of their birthdays but either

A: Fill it with something like pebbles or old shoes or bottle caps or something else useless.

or

B: Put nothing in it at all.

"Are these.....are these miniature bars of soap?"

 

[General Malaise]

But less pregnant.Also have now been at near dead stop for 40 minutes in a place called Horse Cave. Yay.

Sorry about your adventures to a city named after two of the coolest things ever known to man, man.

Weedvajinaville?

Boobsnbeertown?

Bourbonand#######sington?

No....no idiot. She's clearly in Sideways Boxedwineburgh.

 

[UOFI_316]

12 is too old to be hitting pinatas made for 5 year olds. Also, gay son now hangs out with girls all the time, so totally straight these days.

Yeah. For my 2 year olds birthday last year I made one that was too strong and it took me helping her to finally break the thing open. I made this one way weaker and left weak points around the bottom so it would break easier, not expecting a 12 year old would want to partake in it. I also only put in a fw handfuls of candy figuring the kids would ne happy getting something and myself and my sister would be happy with the kids only getting a few pieces each. He smashed it open and then dove to the floor to get all the candy himself. The two year olds just stood there and watched not even knowing they were supposed to try and get the candy.

And congrats on your boy completely embracing his lifestyle choices.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

12 is too old to be hitting pinatas made for 5 year olds. Also, gay son now hangs out with girls all the time, so totally straight these days.

Yeah. For my 2 year olds birthday last year I made one that was too strong and it took me helping her to finally break the thing open. I made this one way weaker and left weak points around the bottom so it would break easier, not expecting a 12 year old would want to partake in it. I also only put in a fw handfuls of candy figuring the kids would ne happy getting something and myself and my sister would be happy with the kids only getting a few pieces each. He smashed it open and then dove to the floor to get all the candy himself. The two year olds just stood there and watched not even knowing they were supposed to try and get the candy.

And congrats on your boy completely embracing his lifestyle choices.

Next time make it out of solid metal or wood and cover it

Tell 12 year old he gets first hit because he did such a good job last time

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hold the motherjumping phone...

I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread?

Are you ####ing me?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hold the motherjumping phone... I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread? Are you ####ing me?

I think he facebooks about it.Sideways could have used more singing.

 

[phishphan]

Pallet is French for "small friend".

Actually true?

Oui

I subscribe to that magazine just for the articles

 

[General Malaise]

Pallet is French for "small friend".

Actually true?

Oui

I subscribe to that magazine just for the articles

lolz....I thought all it was was articles. Been a while since I had a good Oui in my hands.

 

[Guster]

So I had my makeup date with doctor on Tuesday. For those that done remember every detail of my life, I accidentally got drunk with friends and missed our previously scheduled third date. Yeah, so it turns out so basically just agreed to this date so she could get a free meal and call me self-centered But hey, at least I was home by 8 and could watch the Sox game

what happened to the friend's sister?

Doesn't ring a bell. Confusing me with Zooks?

 

[General Malaise]

Hold the motherjumping phone... I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread? Are you ####ing me?

I think he facebooks about it.Sideways could have used more singing.

Or just change the cast. Taylor Hicks as Jack. Rueben Stoddard as Miles. Kristie McPhee instead of Virginia Madsen. Paula Abdul instead of Sandra Oh.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hold the motherjumping phone... I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread? Are you ####ing me?

I think he facebooks about it.Sideways could have used more singing.

Or just change the cast. Taylor Hicks as Jack. Rueben Stoddard as Miles. Kristie McPhee instead of Virginia Madsen. Paula Abdul instead of Sandra Oh.

I just looked up these names and have come to the conclusion that you know an awful lot about American Idol to be complaining about someone watching American Idol

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Hold the motherjumping phone...

I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread?

Are you ####ing me?

There is a space between Idiot and Boxer.

American Idol is dreck, with some quality singing. Sideways is just dreck.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hold the motherjumping phone...

I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread?

Are you ####ing me?

There is a space between Idiot and Boxer.

American Idol is dreck, with some quality singing. Sideways is just dreck.

I can't understand you with that giant cack in your mouth.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hold the motherjumping phone...

I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread?

Are you ####ing me?

There is a space between Idiot and Boxer.

American Idol is dreck, with some quality singing. Sideways is just dreck.

I can't understand you with that giant cack in your mouth.

I can't either, but it sure doesn't sound like he's saying 'oops'...........

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

One and done?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Hold the motherjumping phone...

I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread?

Are you ####ing me?

There is a space between Idiot and Boxer.

American Idol is dreck, with some quality singing. Sideways is just dreck.

I can't understand you with that giant cack in your mouth.

Awww. Tanner implied I was a homosexual because he thinks my gay TV show is gayer than his gay movie. I am truly offended.

 

[General Malaise]

Hold the motherjumping phone... I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread? Are you ####ing me?

I think he facebooks about it.Sideways could have used more singing.

Or just change the cast. Taylor Hicks as Jack. Rueben Stoddard as Miles. Kristie McPhee instead of Virginia Madsen. Paula Abdul instead of Sandra Oh.

I just looked up these names and have come to the conclusion that you know an awful lot about American Idol to be complaining about someone watching American Idol

WHY AM I ALWAYS DEPICTED AS COMPLAINING???!1/1/1/???F?UC?K?YOUALL????!11:?

 

[General Malaise]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

One and done?

I didn't quite get the concept. Are YOU putting together this box of crap? So like if I bid $51 I'll get copious bottles of nice wine and locks of your wife's hair?

 

[phishphan]

Hold the motherjumping phone... I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread? Are you ####ing me?

I think he facebooks about it.Sideways could have used more singing.

Or just change the cast. Taylor Hicks as Jack. Rueben Stoddard as Miles. Kristie McPhee instead of Virginia Madsen. Paula Abdul instead of Sandra Oh.

I just looked up these names and have come to the conclusion that you know an awful lot about American Idol to be complaining about someone watching American Idol

WHY AM I ALWAYS DEPICTED AS COMPLAINING???!1/1/1/???F?UC?K?YOUALL????!11:?

same reason shuke is always depicted as being shuked?

 

[phishphan]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

One and done?

I didn't quite get the concept. Are YOU putting together this box of crap? So like if I bid $51 I'll get copious bottles of nice wine and locks of your wife's hair?

if we're talking pubes I may get in on the bidding

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hold the motherjumping phone...

I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread?

Are you ####ing me?

There is a space between Idiot and Boxer.

American Idol is dreck, with some quality singing. Sideways is just dreck.

I can't understand you with that giant cack in your mouth.

Awww. Tanner implied I was a homosexual because he thinks my gay TV show is gayer than his gay movie. I am truly offended.

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[Idiot Boxer]

I don't wanna fight anymore. If I just pretend to like Sideways can we skip ahead to the makeup sex?

 

[Tecumseh]

This has been driving me nuts.

There was a movie which I think came out in the past couple of years. Or possibly it was a TV show. A guy and a girl meet, arranged I believe by someone with a sinister plan, and they hit it off. Come to find out, they are brother and sister and had been banging all along without knowledge of it.

Any help what movie/show this was?

keanu Reeves movie with Charlize and Al pacino. The Devil's Own?

 

[Disco Stu]

I love raisins. I don't eat them enough, but when I get them, man....what a treat.

WHAT A TREAT!! Too bad they're so expensive and hard to find.

 

[Sweet J]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

One and done?

Hold on, I kind of like this concept. Put me down for $55.

 

[General Malaise]

I love raisins. I don't eat them enough, but when I get them, man....what a treat.

WHAT A TREAT!! Too bad they're so expensive and hard to find.

F YOU, STU!!!! I' m never sending you DVDs of porn ever again1

 

[General Malaise]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

One and done?

Hold on, I kind of like this concept. Put me down for $55.

$55....and one penny. MOOOO HAHAAHAAAHAAAAA

 

[General Malaise]

Coworker Vipal went to Indian and then Dubai in April for a few weeks. Brought me back almonds wrapped in big dates. Pretty good.Say, do you know what Arabian men do on Friday nights? They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

WOKKA WOKKKA WOKAA!!!!

 

[Sweet J]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

One and done?

Hold on, I kind of like this concept. Put me down for $55.

$55....and one penny. MOOOO HAHAAHAAAHAAAAA

 

[St. Louis Bob]

awesome

I have a GB that's a carpenter and he made his basement bar out of pallets made with maple. It was freaking awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This has been driving me nuts.

There was a movie which I think came out in the past couple of years. Or possibly it was a TV show. A guy and a girl meet, arranged I believe by someone with a sinister plan, and they hit it off. Come to find out, they are brother and sister and had been banging all along without knowledge of it.

Any help what movie/show this was?

Real life?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Coworker Vipal went to Indian and then Dubai in April for a few weeks. Brought me back almonds wrapped in big dates. Pretty good.Say, do you know what Arabian men do on Friday nights? They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

WOKKA WOKKKA WOKAA!!!!

How'd that make it through customs?

 

[General Malaise]

I could probably do without incest chat here.

 

[General Malaise]

Coworker Vipal went to Indian and then Dubai in April for a few weeks. Brought me back almonds wrapped in big dates. Pretty good.Say, do you know what Arabian men do on Friday nights? They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

WOKKA WOKKKA WOKAA!!!!

How'd that make it through customs?

I think he taped the box to his taint.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

To the guy that got the speeding ticket even though the cop clocked me but because of my cat like reflexes and ablity to identify said fuzz and slam on my brakes causing you to appear to pass me. I'm sorry.

 

[phishphan]

CNN Breaking News

President Barack Obama will appoint Danny Werfel as the acting IRS commissioner, the White House announced.

The move comes a day after acting Commissioner Steven Miller was forced to resign amid a controversy over the targeting of conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status.

Werfel is currently the controller of the Office of Management and Budget.

"As we work to get to the bottom of what happened and restore confidence in the IRS, Danny has the experience and management ability necessary to lead the agency at this important time," Obama said in a written statement.

Well, he sucked as a pro QB. maybe he'll do better at this job

 

[Disco Stu]

I love raisins. I don't eat them enough, but when I get them, man....what a treat.

WHAT A TREAT!! Too bad they're so expensive and hard to find.

F YOU, STU!!!! I' m never sending you DVDs of porn ever again1

I should "porn it forward".

Zooks, send me your address. I need to send you beers from that basketball thing anyway.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I love raisins. I don't eat them enough, but when I get them, man....what a treat.

WHAT A TREAT!! Too bad they're so expensive and hard to find.

Good thing I'm only 90 miles away from this place.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Concerned seal

 

[Tecumseh]

CNN Breaking News

President Barack Obama will appoint Danny Werfel as the acting IRS commissioner, the White House announced.

The move comes a day after acting Commissioner Steven Miller was forced to resign amid a controversy over the targeting of conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status.

Werfel is currently the controller of the Office of Management and Budget.

"As we work to get to the bottom of what happened and restore confidence in the IRS, Danny has the experience and management ability necessary to lead the agency at this important time," Obama said in a written statement.

Well, he sucked as a pro QB. maybe he'll do better at this job

'bout time. The Joker is f'in awful.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Mail just showed up. In it is a flyer asking about any information about a postal carrier getting held up.

How #######ed stupid do you have to be to jack a mailman?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Mail just showed up. In it is a flyer asking about any information about a postal carrier getting held up.

How #######ed stupid do you have to be to jack a mailman?

 

[Disco Stu]

Japanimation subtitles

 

[Bogart]

Japanimation subtitles

Holy ####.

:spittake:

 

[General Malaise]

I love raisins. I don't eat them enough, but when I get them, man....what a treat.

WHAT A TREAT!! Too bad they're so expensive and hard to find.

Good thing I'm only 90 miles away from this place.

MAY ALL YOU DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

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