GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[WetDream]

"The charges are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

Pretty much.

#######it, Collins. You have no idea how much I am rooting for you.

Me too. I want to overpay for something you're selling. You gotta have something cool. I don't want no stinkin' geeeetar.

Overpay for the bag o crap. You I could do in a heartbeat.

$56

 

[phishphan]

"The charges are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

Pretty much.

#######it, Collins. You have no idea how much I am rooting for you.

Thanks big guy. I got home at 7 after a 12 hour day (7-5 at new job, 5-7 at my company) and dinner was ready. We've had a nice evening except for the lack of air conditioning and lack of lamps turned on. We talked some more tonight about some things and she is starting to understand why I am the way I am. Not that that excuses anything butbitbhelps her understand why I did what I did. Her mother has been talking to her all day as well and that helps. I have some money to put in the account tomorrow so she can get diapers and stuff which will help even more. We will get through it, I think.

Awesome.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

"The charges are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

Pretty much.

#######it, Collins. You have no idea how much I am rooting for you.

Thanks big guy. I got home at 7 after a 12 hour day (7-5 at new job, 5-7 at my company) and dinner was ready. We've had a nice evening except for the lack of air conditioning and lack of lamps turned on. We talked some more tonight about some things and she is starting to understand why I am the way I am. Not that that excuses anything butbitbhelps her understand why I did what I did. Her mother has been talking to her all day as well and that helps. I have some money to put in the account tomorrow so she can get diapers and stuff which will help even more. We will get through it, I think.

Awesome.

Good news, Abe.

 

[bentley]

I am in the house.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Spoiler tags must be down

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I worked from home today and the wife texted me at about 3:30 "Meat Raffle?" to which I of course replied "yes!" so we grabbed the kids and headed to the bar 3 blocks from our house for the meat raffle. We filled up on 1/2 price apps and happy hour beers/wine, won 2 giant fat ribeyes in the meat raffle, and pulled a $275 winner on pull-tabs with only $40 put in. It was a pretty good day.

I grew up a state south of you, and it's like we're from different planets.

 

[kevzilla]

Spoiler tags must be down

Listen up: the man has to quit hiding stuff.

 

[shuke]

How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok." Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "

Would smash.

 

[shuke]

Krista used "anal verge" in a sentence and everyone masturbated.

 

[cosjobs]

There's also a Westin downtown. That area's much more in my wheelhouse

There's two Westin's? Which one would be near Cedar Street Courtyard? That's where the event is.

That's downtown. Plenty of options. The Austin Chronicle is published on Wednesdays, is free, and will have all the listings.

You are in luck. The downtown is far more interesting that the Domain. Its only about 7 miles/15-20 minutes away. We can corn if you have a willing hole. But if they are buying you a room at the Westin, you should take it. I hear its the best room in town.

 

[shuke]

weak sauce

Ruling?

 

[cosjobs]

weak sauce

Ruling?

weak

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I worked from home today and the wife texted me at about 3:30 "Meat Raffle?" to which I of course replied "yes!" so we grabbed the kids and headed to the bar 3 blocks from our house for the meat raffle. We filled up on 1/2 price apps and happy hour beers/wine, won 2 giant fat ribeyes in the meat raffle, and pulled a $275 winner on pull-tabs with only $40 put in. It was a pretty good day.

I grew up a state south of you, and it's like we're from different planets.

I grew up in that state and it's like we're from different planets.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

weak sauce

Ruling?

Should be retired. Immediately.

 

[Disco Stu]

I worked from home today and the wife texted me at about 3:30 "Meat Raffle?" to which I of course replied "yes!" so we grabbed the kids and headed to the bar 3 blocks from our house for the meat raffle. We filled up on 1/2 price apps and happy hour beers/wine, won 2 giant fat ribeyes in the meat raffle, and pulled a $275 winner on pull-tabs with only $40 put in. It was a pretty good day.

I grew up a state south of you, and it's like we're from different planets.

I grew up in that state and it's like we're from different planets.

I'm starting to think I'm not really from Wisconsin.

 

[shuke]

Hold the motherjumping phone... I just noticed something. IdiotBoxer has been giving me crap about liking "Sideways" yet he is an active poster (and obvious viewer) in the American Idol thread? Are you ####ing me?

I think he facebooks about it.Sideways could have used more singing.

Or just change the cast. Taylor Hicks as Jack. Rueben Stoddard as Miles. Kristie McPhee instead of Virginia Madsen. Paula Abdul instead of Sandra Oh.

I just looked up these names and have come to the conclusion that you know an awful lot about American Idol to be complaining about someone watching American Idol

WHY AM I ALWAYS DEPICTED AS COMPLAINING???!1/1/1/???F?UC?K?YOUALL????!11:?

same reason shuke is always depicted as being shuked?

What's all this now?

 

[shuke]

I love raisins. I don't eat them enough, but when I get them, man....what a treat.

WHAT A TREAT!! Too bad they're so expensive and hard to find.

 

[Frostillicus]

I worked from home today and the wife texted me at about 3:30 "Meat Raffle?" to which I of course replied "yes!" so we grabbed the kids and headed to the bar 3 blocks from our house for the meat raffle. We filled up on 1/2 price apps and happy hour beers/wine, won 2 giant fat ribeyes in the meat raffle, and pulled a $275 winner on pull-tabs with only $40 put in. It was a pretty good day.

Okay, but stop calling them "apps."

Apps not ok? I'm firmly against "appys" but I figured we were good with apps?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I got Apps!

 

[Frostillicus]

I worked from home today and the wife texted me at about 3:30 "Meat Raffle?" to which I of course replied "yes!" so we grabbed the kids and headed to the bar 3 blocks from our house for the meat raffle. We filled up on 1/2 price apps and happy hour beers/wine, won 2 giant fat ribeyes in the meat raffle, and pulled a $275 winner on pull-tabs with only $40 put in. It was a pretty good day.

I grew up a state south of you, and it's like we're from different planets.

I can't believe other states don't have meat raffles and/or pull tabs.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I worked from home today and the wife texted me at about 3:30 "Meat Raffle?" to which I of course replied "yes!" so we grabbed the kids and headed to the bar 3 blocks from our house for the meat raffle. We filled up on 1/2 price apps and happy hour beers/wine, won 2 giant fat ribeyes in the meat raffle, and pulled a $275 winner on pull-tabs with only $40 put in. It was a pretty good day.

I grew up a state south of you, and it's like we're from different planets.

I can't believe other states don't have meat raffles and/or pull tabs.

I wish we had meat raffles. I'm pretty we only have hummus raffles in this town though.

Effing hippies. <_<

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I got Apps!

I'm a proprietor!

 

[shuke]

"The charges are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

Pretty much.

#######it, Collins. You have no idea how much I am rooting for you.

Thanks big guy. I got home at 7 after a 12 hour day (7-5 at new job, 5-7 at my company) and dinner was ready. We've had a nice evening except for the lack of air conditioning and lack of lamps turned on. We talked some more tonight about some things and she is starting to understand why I am the way I am. Not that that excuses anything butbitbhelps her understand why I did what I did. Her mother has been talking to her all day as well and that helps. I have some money to put in the account tomorrow so she can get diapers and stuff which will help even more. We will get through it, I think.

:thumbsup:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I worked from home today and the wife texted me at about 3:30 "Meat Raffle?" to which I of course replied "yes!" so we grabbed the kids and headed to the bar 3 blocks from our house for the meat raffle. We filled up on 1/2 price apps and happy hour beers/wine, won 2 giant fat ribeyes in the meat raffle, and pulled a $275 winner on pull-tabs with only $40 put in. It was a pretty good day.

I grew up a state south of you, and it's like we're from different planets.

I can't believe other states don't have meat raffles and/or pull tabs.

We used to have pulltabs at the Petri Club in Youngstown...mainly because the place was filled with degenerate gamblers.

No meat-related gambling, however.

 

[shuke]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Because it is.

 

[Frostillicus]

The name only made me giggle.

 

[Gadzooks]

I got Apps!

I'm a proprietor!

Good postings

 

[bentley]

Wait, so pull-tabs are just scratch-offs that you pull instead of scratch? And that somehow makes them not suck?

 

[Frostillicus]

Wait, so pull-tabs are just scratch-offs that you pull instead of scratch? And that somehow makes them not suck?

Better payout.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Frosty> we gonna hang when I'm up there or what?

 

[proninja]

So...looks like I'm going to have about 8-10 hours in Austin on Wednesday. Any restaurants you recommend for lunch? I'm at the Westin.

At the Domain? Do you have a car? There are some good places at the Domain (jaspers, north) but you aren't really near anything Austiny.

I guess it's the Domain. I get in Tuesday afternoon and have an event that night. Flight leaves the next day 5PM. No car.

Come stay here after your event and I'll entertain you Wed., then take you to the airport.

I really appreciate the offer. My hotel room is paid for and I'll be with a co-worker during the day on wednesday. I was just seeing if there was anything around there worth trying. First time to Austin.

Like a matador with a red cape here

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty> we gonna hang when I'm up there or what?

Talk to TRE

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife would "go lesbian to the maximum" for Mila Kunis. Seems notable.

 

[General Malaise]

So...looks like I'm going to have about 8-10 hours in Austin on Wednesday. Any restaurants you recommend for lunch? I'm at the Westin.

Great sunset views on the way to Salt Lick.

You kind of lost your mind over that, no?

That? No.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So...looks like I'm going to have about 8-10 hours in Austin on Wednesday. Any restaurants you recommend for lunch? I'm at the Westin.

Great sunset views on the way to Salt Lick.

You kind of lost your mind over that, no?

That? No.

Then what?

 

[General Malaise]

Coworker Vipal went to Indian and then Dubai in April for a few weeks. Brought me back almonds wrapped in big dates. Pretty good.Say, do you know what Arabian men do on Friday nights? They sit under palm trees and eat their dates. WOKKA WOKKKA WOKAA!!!!

Who do you like better: Vipal or Hock Meng Tay?

It's Vipul, and I like him better.

 

[Limp Ditka]

GM correcting the spelling of Indian names is quality shtick.

 

[General Malaise]

CosHoleInsideJokeChat activated.

Just refer to your Guster Manual Regarding All Things Coshole 2013 Edition.

Better known as the GMRATC13.

Rage Against the Coshole?

GM does seem a little pissy lately. I wonder if he's getting enough fiber.

Why is everybody so mean to me???!!??!!111

Come on, our Kings.

 

[UniAlias]

Wait, so pull-tabs are just scratch-offs that you pull instead of scratch? And that somehow makes them not suck?

I felt this way at first too... There is something magical about them though.

 

[General Malaise]

So...looks like I'm going to have about 8-10 hours in Austin on Wednesday. Any restaurants you recommend for lunch? I'm at the Westin.

Great sunset views on the way to Salt Lick.

You kind of lost your mind over that, no?

That? No.

Then what?

No clue. Just broken.

 

[General Malaise]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

God I love NHL playoff hockey.

 

[General Malaise]

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

And the Warriors are back in it!!!!

I'm getting lit tonight, boy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Kraft Singles, Miracle Whip, yellow mustard, potato bread.

This, my friends, is not exactly living large.

 

[kevzilla]

And the Warriors are back in it!!!!

I'm getting lit tonight, boy.

Probably getting more lit now.

Sorry, GB. The Spurs are better at winning basketball games than they are at basketball. And they're pretty good at basketball.

Also lit

 

[Run It Up]

Its really reached that point, I'm so tired and drunk I can't tell if I'm being trolled.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on Comedy Central right now.

Soooo stupid and awesome.