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At some point there are so many WTFs in laying out that timeline that you just start to expect something like, "The dashboard camera in the defendant's car then videotaped him masturbating over the corpse of the victim. Upon completion, the defendant used his birth certificate to clean the now blood-soaked semen off the victim. He sealed the birth certificate in a ziplock bag with the murder weapon, which he then disposed of in the trash can inside the waiting area at the police station."

 
There are four US states I haven't been to: Both Dakotas (why do we need two?) and Alaska make sense. The fourth is Oregon. What the hell is the matter with me? On paper that state is made for me.(Thinking of this as I consider whether we can make the Oregon trip given a developing situation with the Nicaragua move.)
Working on plans to hit Portland in mid-August :popcorn:
Hmmm, would be August 2-10ish.
Sucks for you guys. I'll be there in late July.
A near-cornhole.
Has Tanner ever actually cornholed anyone?
I was in the same town as him once and tried to meet up but he claimed he had been drinking or some such nonsense.
Wat. Was this the time you were in B-Town and yet failed to notify me ahead of time?
I notified you that I was there. What did you need to clear from your schedule to come have a beer, other drinking?
 
http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/01/a-list-of-regional-pizza-styles-slideshow.html#show-85736

Midwest styleVariations, I believe, are found throughout the Midwest--from Ohio to Milwaukee to Chicago to wherever. I'd even go so far as to say that the "Chicago-style" pizza just above is really a variation of "Midwest-style." The Midwest style is round (but not always; see Maria's), thin, very crisp yet tender-flaky, and is party- or tavern-cut into the grid. Sauces and topping preference may differ from city to city and region to region, but this style seems to crop up often in the heartland.
:goodposting:

I thought you lived in Minnesota, TRE.

 
There are four US states I haven't been to: Both Dakotas (why do we need two?) and Alaska make sense. The fourth is Oregon. What the hell is the matter with me? On paper that state is made for me.(Thinking of this as I consider whether we can make the Oregon trip given a developing situation with the Nicaragua move.)
Working on plans to hit Portland in mid-August :popcorn:
Hmmm, would be August 2-10ish.
Sucks for you guys. I'll be there in late July.
A near-cornhole.
Has Tanner ever actually cornholed anyone?
I've never met any other FBGs in person if that's what you're asking.
Facebook request sent...
:bs: You keep saying that.

 
There are four US states I haven't been to: Both Dakotas (why do we need two?) and Alaska make sense. The fourth is Oregon. What the hell is the matter with me? On paper that state is made for me.(Thinking of this as I consider whether we can make the Oregon trip given a developing situation with the Nicaragua move.)
Working on plans to hit Portland in mid-August :popcorn:
Hmmm, would be August 2-10ish.
Sucks for you guys. I'll be there in late July.
A near-cornhole.
Has Tanner ever actually cornholed anyone?
I was in the same town as him once and tried to meet up but he claimed he had been drinking or some such nonsense.
Wat. Was this the time you were in B-Town and yet failed to notify me ahead of time?
I notified you that I was there. What did you need to clear from your schedule to come have a beer, other drinking?
IIRC you notified me AFTER your arrival and after I was already too shirtfaced to put on shoes.

 
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At some point there are so many WTFs in laying out that timeline that you just start to expect something like, "The dashboard camera in the defendant's car then videotaped him masturbating over the corpse of the victim. Upon completion, the defendant used his birth certificate to clean the now blood-soaked semen off the victim. He sealed the birth certificate in a ziplock bag with the murder weapon, which he then disposed of in the trash can inside the waiting area at the police station."
:lmao:

 
At some point there are so many WTFs in laying out that timeline that you just start to expect something like, "The dashboard camera in the defendant's car then videotaped him masturbating over the corpse of the victim. Upon completion, the defendant used his birth certificate to clean the now blood-soaked semen off the victim. He sealed the birth certificate in a ziplock bag with the murder weapon, which he then disposed of in the trash can inside the waiting area at the police station."
:lmao:
:goodposting:

 
At some point there are so many WTFs in laying out that timeline that you just start to expect something like, "The dashboard camera in the defendant's car then videotaped him masturbating over the corpse of the victim. Upon completion, the defendant used his birth certificate to clean the now blood-soaked semen off the victim. He sealed the birth certificate in a ziplock bag with the murder weapon, which he then disposed of in the trash can inside the waiting area at the police station."
:lmao:
Actually true.

 
lol, she'll have just turned 7. You'd be more than welcome to bring Coop, but Little Zooks (his son, not his penis) has already laid claim to my daughter for the first intra-GMTAN marriage
Kinda awkward having GM's son, my son, my penis and your daughter all mentioned in the same sentence. And I thought Frosty and TRE were the first intra GMTAN marriage?

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
PV14 said:
I hate to acknowledge or agree with Woz, but I don't know of a "midwest" style either.
I'd consider "midwest style" to be of the Ronnally's/Carbone/Savoy/Donatelli variety. It's usually square and has more cheese than in other parts of the country.
I would call that tavern or pub pizza, but wtf do I know?
Same dif.
"Dif"..... really? I'd like Pickles to rule on this when he's done watching Wapner.

 
FILL THE REMAINDER OF YOUR BIG GULP WITH YOUR FAVORITE COLA
I like cream soda.
There is something called Big Red where I grew up--it's a version of cream soda and probably kind of awful, and I didn't know that it wasn't available everywhere until I went to college. Now it's like this amazing discovery if I go on a road trip and can find it in a gas station. Total guilty pleasure.
They have that here, also Green River.

 
I mistakeningly invited a gal to lunch and she accepted. Stupid e-mail autofilling. Then she cancels because she wasn't going to be there but said her office of 8 likes Chik-Fil-A and I could bring food in for them.

:mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

Yes, I told her no.

:mellow:

 
I mistakeningly invited a gal to lunch and she accepted. Stupid e-mail autofilling. Then she cancels because she wasn't going to be there but said her office of 8 likes Chik-Fil-A and I could bring food in for them.

:mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

Yes, I told her no.

:mellow:
Wait a minute, she cancels on lunch and then suggests that you feed 8 people in her office instead? WTF?

 
Pickles the meat raffle is starting you're late!
Thanks for the invite. Am I supposed to guess where this is?
Roddy's in NSP. We're up on pull tabs, son.
I work not too far from there. This would have been useful info before I left.
I invited you last night
Okay, Woz.
Dude

 
:lmao: So I posted a link to a photoblog on FB. I also messaged the link to about 25 people including a bunch of old friends, some cousins, and a couple of FBGs. A huge collection of snapshots from the 1980s. It's actually pretty cool. The hair, clothes, bands, fads, cars etc.

I noticed that there were a few nude shots (chicks flashing, a polaroid or two of somebody's 80's squeeze) but nothing too terrible.

Then I get about 4 or 5 pages in...oops, hardcore. I mean they're still pics from the 80s but I felt a little weird knowing that I sent a link to my female cousin that includes a chick using a bottle for a good time.

 
:lmao: So I posted a link to a photoblog on FB. I also messaged the link to about 25 people including a bunch of old friends, some cousins, and a couple of FBGs. A huge collection of snapshots from the 1980s. It's actually pretty cool. The hair, clothes, bands, fads, cars etc.

I noticed that there were a few nude shots (chicks flashing, a polaroid or two of somebody's 80's squeeze) but nothing too terrible.

Then I get about 4 or 5 pages in...oops, hardcore. I mean they're still pics from the 80s but I felt a little weird knowing that I sent a link to my female cousin that includes a chick using a bottle for a good time.
And what would one google to find said photoblog :oldunsure:

 
:lmao: So I posted a link to a photoblog on FB. I also messaged the link to about 25 people including a bunch of old friends, some cousins, and a couple of FBGs. A huge collection of snapshots from the 1980s. It's actually pretty cool. The hair, clothes, bands, fads, cars etc.

I noticed that there were a few nude shots (chicks flashing, a polaroid or two of somebody's 80's squeeze) but nothing too terrible.

Then I get about 4 or 5 pages in...oops, hardcore. I mean they're still pics from the 80s but I felt a little weird knowing that I sent a link to my female cousin that includes a chick using a bottle for a good time.
And what would one google to find said photoblog :oldunsure:
I'm interested in seeing if there are any glam rock posters in the background and would like to view it as well. :mellow:

 
:lmao: So I posted a link to a photoblog on FB. I also messaged the link to about 25 people including a bunch of old friends, some cousins, and a couple of FBGs. A huge collection of snapshots from the 1980s. It's actually pretty cool. The hair, clothes, bands, fads, cars etc.

I noticed that there were a few nude shots (chicks flashing, a polaroid or two of somebody's 80's squeeze) but nothing too terrible.

Then I get about 4 or 5 pages in...oops, hardcore. I mean they're still pics from the 80s but I felt a little weird knowing that I sent a link to my female cousin that includes a chick using a bottle for a good time.
And what would one google to find said photoblog :oldunsure:
I'm interested in seeing if there are any glam rock posters in the background and would like to view it as well. :mellow:
yeah. the ###hole didn't forward me the link on FB either. :rant:

I'll take a PM.

 

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