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I just noticed I forgot to shave the left side of my face.
:lmao:
IT'S NOT FUNNY!!
It's kinda funny.
Oh it is. And embarassing. And a reminder I need to stop drinking on Sunday or any day I have to work the next day. Good Lord. I'm just glad I decided to go home afterwards.

Head nice and smooth? CHECK

Right side of face and neck nice and smooth? CHECK

Left side of face and neck nice and smooth? X

 
I just noticed I forgot to shave the left side of my face.
:lmao:
IT'S NOT FUNNY!!
It's kinda funny.
Oh it is. And embarassing. And a reminder I need to stop drinking on Sunday or any day I have to work the next day. Good Lord. I'm just glad I decided to go home afterwards.

Head nice and smooth? CHECK

Right side of face and neck nice and smooth? CHECK

Left side of face and neck nice and smooth? X
It's even better with the shaved head :lmao:

 
I just noticed I forgot to shave the left side of my face.
:lmao:
IT'S NOT FUNNY!!
It's kinda funny.
Oh it is. And embarassing. And a reminder I need to stop drinking on Sunday or any day I have to work the next day. Good Lord. I'm just glad I decided to go home afterwards.

Head nice and smooth? CHECK

Right side of face and neck nice and smooth? CHECK

Left side of face and neck nice and smooth? X
During your morning walk did you notice a tendency to veer off-course to the left?

 
I just noticed I forgot to shave the left side of my face.
Wheelhouse topic?
:lmao:

Lol SLB - I understand.

This is why a beard can be helpful (Krista>hi). That, and I'm hiding something.
Thanks GB.

I just noticed I forgot to shave the left side of my face.
Did you by chance get kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
For the last week, there are times where I cannot reply to posts. If I try to quote somebody, it just brings me to the bottom of the screen and the box where I type is just a non functioning white space. Anybody else or is this just me? Very irritating.

 
Stu/Bogie/Uni I will be in DFW with the family for part of J4 weekend. Sorry I won't have any free time to hang out. :(

We will be at the temple on Thursday night for the game and fireworks. On off chance yall are going text me and maybe a beer can happen.

 
Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them. I thought this was just a consultation but then he said he wanted to check things out and to take off my pants. Ug. As I lay there on my side waiting to get digitally probed by this dude, he starts laughing and says "well isn't that cute!". I forgot about the tattoo I have on my butt.

 
Can't remember if I've mentioned it in here or not, but my boss frequently takes naps at work. Our office is on the 3rd floor of 5 in the building and we use the other floors for work with teams. He goes up to the 4th floor and naps on the couches we have up there. :sleep:

 
I've seen the movie Vacation probably 100 times. I showed the TV version to Coop's buddies on Friday night as we had 7 of them over for a birthday party sleepover. For the first time, I realized that Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac fame is the guy singing the theme song. Not sure why it took me that long to realize it. Guess that's an "A HA Moment"?

Also, I snickered when they rolled through St. Louis. Seems very Memphisy there.

 
Can't remember if I've mentioned it in here or not, but my boss frequently takes naps at work. Our office is on the 3rd floor of 5 in the building and we use the other floors for work with teams. He goes up to the 4th floor and naps on the couches we have up there. :sleep:
Yeah, my boss is a napper, but he gets into the office at 4:30am and just uses the sofa out front.

 
Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them. I thought this was just a consultation but then he said he wanted to check things out and to take off my pants. Ug. As I lay there on my side waiting to get digitally probed by this dude, he starts laughing and says "well isn't that cute!". I forgot about the tattoo I have on my butt.
:lmao:

 
Can't remember if I've mentioned it in here or not, but my boss frequently takes naps at work. Our office is on the 3rd floor of 5 in the building and we use the other floors for work with teams. He goes up to the 4th floor and naps on the couches we have up there. :sleep:
Yeah, my boss is a napper, but he gets into the office at 4:30am and just uses the sofa out front.
I guess my boss is the type that if he wakes up in the middle of the night, he can't get back to sleep, so he just starts working. It's always a little surprising when he just disappears though - still not used to it.

 
Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them...
:brownandreddot: :oldunsure:
He told me today that everybody has them, they are just more sensitve on some people. I didn't know that.

I've seen the movie Vacation probably 100 times. I showed the TV version to Coop's buddies on Friday night as we had 7 of them over for a birthday party sleepover. For the first time, I realized that Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac fame is the guy singing the theme song. Not sure why it took me that long to realize it. Guess that's an "A HA Moment"?

Also, I snickered when they rolled through St. Louis. Seems very Memphisy there.
Me too, one of my favorite movies. However I don't think there is one thing accurate in that scene. For example East St. Louis is on the other side of the river. Funny as hell though.

Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them. I thought this was just a consultation but then he said he wanted to check things out and to take off my pants. Ug. As I lay there on my side waiting to get digitally probed by this dude, he starts laughing and says "well isn't that cute!". I forgot about the tattoo I have on my butt.
:lmao:
It's been a really embarassing day.

 
One time at one of the big Mardi Gras parades us kids were crazy enough to be in the bleachers. This big old black lady in front of me stood up and got into my eighth-of-a-cent bead-catching zone so I said half under my breath to my brother "Uh...'scuse me, Holmes." Evidently my voice carried the twelve inches to her ears and she turned and gave me a pretty feisty "My name ain't Holmes!"

One if the many times a smart-assed comment has nearly gotten my ### whooped.

 
I've seen the movie Vacation probably 100 times. I showed the TV version to Coop's buddies on Friday night as we had 7 of them over for a birthday party sleepover. For the first time, I realized that Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac fame is the guy singing the theme song. Not sure why it took me that long to realize it. Guess that's an "A HA Moment"?

Also, I snickered when they rolled through St. Louis. Seems very Memphisy there.
Me too, one of my favorite movies. However I don't think there is one thing accurate in that scene. For example East St. Louis is on the other side of the river. Funny as hell though.
Yeah, that's actually more my nape of the woods than Bob's. Though I blame it on St. Louis actually being too ####ty. Why the hell else would you plop a 'hood like that in the middle of corn and horseradish fields?

 
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Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them. I thought this was just a consultation but then he said he wanted to check things out and to take off my pants. Ug. As I lay there on my side waiting to get digitally probed by this dude, he starts laughing and says "well isn't that cute!". I forgot about the tattoo I have on my butt.
:lmao:

Did he take that as a sign to start spooning with you?

 
Lol SLB - I understand.

This is why a beard can be helpful (Krista>hi). That, and I'm hiding something.
Did I say I didn't like beards or something? I don't really remember a lot of things I type.

For the last week, there are times where I cannot reply to posts. If I try to quote somebody, it just brings me to the bottom of the screen and the box where I type is just a non functioning white space. Anybody else or is this just me? Very irritating.
I get a quote box but none of the buttons work, like changing the font or using the link button. :(

And :lmao: at SLB's day.

 
Can't remember if I've mentioned it in here or not, but my boss frequently takes naps at work. Our office is on the 3rd floor of 5 in the building and we use the other floors for work with teams. He goes up to the 4th floor and naps on the couches we have up there. :sleep:
How many ties have you snipped and hung on the wall?

 
Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them. I thought this was just a consultation but then he said he wanted to check things out and to take off my pants. Ug. As I lay there on my side waiting to get digitally probed by this dude, he starts laughing and says "well isn't that cute!". I forgot about the tattoo I have on my butt.
Did you tell him if he plays his cards right, his face can be added to the other cheek?

 
Urgent consultation needed- I'm working from home today and dropped my son at one of his summer day care/camps. They're heading to a swimming pool today, which I forgot, so I need to go back and bring his swim trunks and a towel.

Problem: he wore his swim trunks yesterday and they have a skid mark in them about the size of a silver dollar. They're the only pair I've got.

So, do I:

1) drop them off anyway?

2) don't drop them off?

3) walk into day care wearing them inside out on top of my head talking like I'm a Hindi?

I've got 20 minutes....

 
I've seen the movie Vacation probably 100 times. I showed the TV version to Coop's buddies on Friday night as we had 7 of them over for a birthday party sleepover. For the first time, I realized that Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac fame is the guy singing the theme song. Not sure why it took me that long to realize it. Guess that's an "A HA Moment"?

Also, I snickered when they rolled through St. Louis. Seems very Memphisy there.
:no:

A-Ha was Norwegian.

 
Urgent consultation needed- I'm working from home today and dropped my son at one of his summer day care/camps. They're heading to a swimming pool today, which I forgot, so I need to go back and bring his swim trunks and a towel.

Problem: he wore his swim trunks yesterday and they have a skid mark in them about the size of a silver dollar. They're the only pair I've got.

So, do I:

1) drop them off anyway?

2) don't drop them off?

3) walk into day care wearing them inside out on top of my head talking like I'm a Hindi?

I've got 20 minutes....
Buy a new pair of trunks.

 
Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them. I thought this was just a consultation but then he said he wanted to check things out and to take off my pants. Ug. As I lay there on my side waiting to get digitally probed by this dude, he starts laughing and says "well isn't that cute!". I forgot about the tattoo I have on my butt.
:lmao:

Did he take that as a sign to start spooning with you?
:lmao: :lmao: I told them where I got it and he started to get upset not realizing who I was and Mrs. SLB works there with him. After that was cleared up he got down to business. A little spooning would have been nice because the way it went down felt like I was just raped.

Urgent consultation needed- I'm working from home today and dropped my son at one of his summer day care/camps. They're heading to a swimming pool today, which I forgot, so I need to go back and bring his swim trunks and a towel.

Problem: he wore his swim trunks yesterday and they have a skid mark in them about the size of a silver dollar. They're the only pair I've got.

So, do I:

1) drop them off anyway?

2) don't drop them off?

3) walk into day care wearing them inside out on top of my head talking like I'm a Hindi?

I've got 20 minutes....
You're a towel.

 
Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them...
:brownandreddot: :oldunsure:
He told me today that everybody has them, they are just more sensitve on some people. I didn't know that.
Actually, they only get inflamed in some people.
Mine only gets inflamed when I forget to take out the trash or mow the lawn.

 

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