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Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Tell him Latos probably has some new tats this year.
Should we do an Xzibit meme and have Latos sign a picture of him signing a card for my son last year?
:excited:
:goodposting: :lol: that would be awesome.

Of course, years from now you'd have to explain the meme.

 
Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know
This is so true.

I'll just add my own twist:

Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know when you have a couple of hours to mentally prepare > talking to people you kind of know unexpectedly
We need to add a liquor factor in here. I'll blab with anyone for the pure shtick of while soused.
"Tell me more about your Prancercise videos!"
Is this something I did? :oldunsure:

 
Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know
This is so true.
Is there a way to work the people part out of the equation entirely?
Yes, but then you never get laid. It's truly a rock/hard place problem.
I'm already married. I might as well have the lack of required interaction with people, too.
I'm also already married. I'm just already divorced too.

 
"Hey Latos, can I package this autograph with the one you gave me last year in a deal for just ONE from Votto?"

You can't control what comes out of the mouths of kids. :shrug:

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Have you taught him to play the "who's hottest" game as groups of chicks go up and down the aisle? Cause that's exciting.
Never heard of it.

 
Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know
This is so true.

I'll just add my own twist:

Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know when you have a couple of hours to mentally prepare > talking to people you kind of know unexpectedly
We need to add a liquor factor in here. I'll blab with anyone for the pure shtick of while soused.
"Tell me more about your Prancercise videos!"
Is this something I did? :oldunsure:
Not exactly, but I think we did question a certain self-proclaimed youtube exercise expert at the derby.

And :lmao: at being unsure about it.

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Have you taught him to play the "who's hottest" game as groups of chicks go up and down the aisle? Cause that's exciting.
Never heard of it.
You lie like a rug.

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Have you taught him to play the "who's hottest" game as groups of chicks go up and down the aisle? Cause that's exciting.
Never heard of it.
:lol: I think you'd be like Rain Man in a stadium.

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Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know
This is so true.
Is there a way to work the people part out of the equation entirely?
Yes, but then you never get laid. It's truly a rock/hard place problem.
I'm already married. I might as well have the lack of required interaction with people, too.
I'm also already married. I'm just already divorced too.
Yeah, see, you have to take into account that I'm that much dumber than you are.

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Have you taught him to play the "who's hottest" game as groups of chicks go up and down the aisle? Cause that's exciting.
Totally forgot about that. :lmao:

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Have you taught him to play the "who's hottest" game as groups of chicks go up and down the aisle? Cause that's exciting.
Never heard of it.
:lol: I think you'd be like Rain Man in a stadium.

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Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Have you taught him to play the "who's hottest" game as groups of chicks go up and down the aisle? Cause that's exciting.
Never heard of it.
:lol: I think you'd be like Rain Man in a stadium.

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That's a terrible onslaught.

 
I've decided that I liked my odds yesterday a little bit better than I thought because the shirt I was wearing would have negated any negative impact the footware would have had

my link

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
I'll be at the game tonight with some friends, see you there :thumbup:

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Tell him Latos probably has some new tats this year.
Should we do an Xzibit meme and have Latos sign a picture of him signing a card for my son last year?
:lmao: that would be pretty awesome

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Have you taught him to play the "who's hottest" game as groups of chicks go up and down the aisle? Cause that's exciting.
Totally forgot about that. :lmao:
Might have to break that out at the game tonight, even though I think it's me, one other dude and like 8 chicks :thumbup:

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Tell him Latos probably has some new tats this year.
Should we do an Xzibit meme and have Latos sign a picture of him signing a card for my son last year?
I think it should become your yearly father/son thing. Just add to it each year. "Here is a picture of me getting Latos to autograph a picture of me having him autograph a picture of him autographing a picture of him giving me his autograph."

 
Overall good end to an extremely stressful week. Can't go into detail b/c I don't want to jinx anything...just nice for all of this to happen on a friday :thumbup:
So literally, this just happened again. For some reason, the karma Gods are smiling upon me. I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets on the way home. :thumbup:
awkward :hifive: for vague good fortune
Not trying to be intentionally vague...just didn't want to get into the details. High level - work has just been absolutely insane lately and some things that could have blown up recently have gone in the opposite direction two weeks in a row. It's an incredible feeling to have that lifted the day before a weekend/holiday.

That's all

 
Overall good end to an extremely stressful week. Can't go into detail b/c I don't want to jinx anything...just nice for all of this to happen on a friday :thumbup:
So literally, this just happened again. For some reason, the karma Gods are smiling upon me. I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets on the way home. :thumbup:
awkward :hifive: for vague good fortune
Not trying to be intentionally vague...just didn't want to get into the details. High level - work has just been absolutely insane lately and some things that could have blown up recently have gone in the opposite direction two weeks in a row. It's an incredible feeling to have that lifted the day before a weekend/holiday.

That's all
:thumbup:

 
This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?
Yes, but I think I remember you drinkenly telling us you were socially awkward one night. I'm kinda like that some times.
I have my issues, as I think TRE could tell you.

I knew that was weird. I should have talked to him but I just don't wanna be like "so what do you do" and "how's the family" and stuff. And then have to answer that too. Ugh. I bet Tanner backs me up here.
100%

I'll go you one better. I got a new student in the middle of the school year. After a couple of days she ask me what side of town I grew up on. When I told her she said "you went to school with my dad...Phillip Cook."

(Phil and I were friendly but not really friends. I think I went to school with him 4th-8th or something like that. )

I told her "Oh yeah, tell him I said 'hello'."

That night he sends me a friend request on FB. Like that's going to happen.

 
This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?
Yes, but I think I remember you drinkenly telling us you were socially awkward one night. I'm kinda like that some times.
I have my issues, as I think TRE could tell you.

I knew that was weird. I should have talked to him but I just don't wanna be like "so what do you do" and "how's the family" and stuff. And then have to answer that too. Ugh. I bet Tanner backs me up here.
100%

I'll go you one better. I got a new student in the middle of the school year. After a couple of days she ask me what side of town I grew up on. When I told her she said "you went to school with my dad...Phillip Cook."

(Phil and I were friendly but not really friends. I think I went to school with him 4th-8th or something like that. )

I told her "Oh yeah, tell him I said 'hello'."

That night he sends me a friend request on FB. Like that's going to happen.
What could go wrong?

I recently beefed up my LinkedIn profile, and added a whole bunch of new potential contacts by linking it into multiple contact lists from different email accounts. Somehow it "introduces" me to my girlfriends's ex-husband's girlfriend/baby mama who immediately requests to friend me or whatever the LinkedIn version of that is. Given that my lady's relationship with her ex is frosty on a good day and the new woman absolutely hates her guts, her expectation that I'd actually go for that is hilarious.

 
Oh crap...an even better one.

The wife and I were having a beverage at our drinking spot a month ago when my buddy Jim shows up. Jim was my closest friend for several years then drifted apart. It's only been the last year or so that we've been hanging out again.

So we all start talking about another old friend of ours, Quintin. Quintin moved to the L.A. area years ago and we all lost touch (not to mention he and his wife were Jehovah's Witnesses for a brief time). My wife mentions that she tried to look up Quintin on FB but he didn't show up.

She pulls out her phone and looks him up again and finds him. She friend requests him and messages him with her phone #. Sure enough he calls her about 30 mins later. The wife talks to him and then Jim talks to him.

Then I'm handed the phone. Now keep two things in mind: I hate talking on the phone and I was pretty drunk.

So I talk to Q for a couple minutes...jobs, wife, kids, etc...and then I realize I have nothing left to say so...

I hang up right in the middle and then gave my wife the phone "WTF, you're stupid phone just hung up for no reason!"

Wife calls Q back and starts talking to him again. I don't.

 
This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?
Yes, but I think I remember you drinkenly telling us you were socially awkward one night. I'm kinda like that some times.
I have my issues, as I think TRE could tell you.

I knew that was weird. I should have talked to him but I just don't wanna be like "so what do you do" and "how's the family" and stuff. And then have to answer that too. Ugh. I bet Tanner backs me up here.
100%

I'll go you one better. I got a new student in the middle of the school year. After a couple of days she ask me what side of town I grew up on. When I told her she said "you went to school with my dad...Phillip Cook."

(Phil and I were friendly but not really friends. I think I went to school with him 4th-8th or something like that. )

I told her "Oh yeah, tell him I said 'hello'."

That night he sends me a friend request on FB. Like that's going to happen.
What could go wrong?

I recently beefed up my LinkedIn profile, and added a whole bunch of new potential contacts by linking it into multiple contact lists from different email accounts. Somehow it "introduces" me to my girlfriends's ex-husband's girlfriend/baby mama who immediately requests to friend me or whatever the LinkedIn version of that is. Given that my lady's relationship with her ex is frosty on a good day and the new woman absolutely hates her guts, her expectation that I'd actually go for that is hilarious.
Damn...good point...I can always use new clients and/or a mistress.

 
Oh crap...an even better one.

The wife and I were having a beverage at our drinking spot a month ago when my buddy Jim shows up. Jim was my closest friend for several years then drifted apart. It's only been the last year or so that we've been hanging out again.

So we all start talking about another old friend of ours, Quintin. Quintin moved to the L.A. area years ago and we all lost touch (not to mention he and his wife were Jehovah's Witnesses for a brief time). My wife mentions that she tried to look up Quintin on FB but he didn't show up.

She pulls out her phone and looks him up again and finds him. She friend requests him and messages him with her phone #. Sure enough he calls her about 30 mins later. The wife talks to him and then Jim talks to him.

Then I'm handed the phone. Now keep two things in mind: I hate talking on the phone and I was pretty drunk.

So I talk to Q for a couple minutes...jobs, wife, kids, etc...and then I realize I have nothing left to say so...

I hang up right in the middle and then gave my wife the phone "WTF, you're stupid phone just hung up for no reason!"

Wife calls Q back and starts talking to him again. I don't.
Cell phones are marvelous devices for that, aren't they? :lol:

 
Oh crap...an even better one.

The wife and I were having a beverage at our drinking spot a month ago when my buddy Jim shows up. Jim was my closest friend for several years then drifted apart. It's only been the last year or so that we've been hanging out again.

So we all start talking about another old friend of ours, Quintin. Quintin moved to the L.A. area years ago and we all lost touch (not to mention he and his wife were Jehovah's Witnesses for a brief time). My wife mentions that she tried to look up Quintin on FB but he didn't show up.

She pulls out her phone and looks him up again and finds him. She friend requests him and messages him with her phone #. Sure enough he calls her about 30 mins later. The wife talks to him and then Jim talks to him.

Then I'm handed the phone. Now keep two things in mind: I hate talking on the phone and I was pretty drunk.

So I talk to Q for a couple minutes...jobs, wife, kids, etc...and then I realize I have nothing left to say so...

I hang up right in the middle and then gave my wife the phone "WTF, you're stupid phone just hung up for no reason!"

Wife calls Q back and starts talking to him again. I don't.
Cell phones are marvelous devices for that, aren't they? :lol:
i hate when people call people "Q"

 
I use the cell phone hang up 'we must have gotten disconnected!' trick on occasion. It's particularly effective when someone doesn't realize that we have finished the conversation and they kind of start it over again.

 
Oh crap...an even better one.

The wife and I were having a beverage at our drinking spot a month ago when my buddy Jim shows up. Jim was my closest friend for several years then drifted apart. It's only been the last year or so that we've been hanging out again.

So we all start talking about another old friend of ours, Quintin. Quintin moved to the L.A. area years ago and we all lost touch (not to mention he and his wife were Jehovah's Witnesses for a brief time). My wife mentions that she tried to look up Quintin on FB but he didn't show up.

She pulls out her phone and looks him up again and finds him. She friend requests him and messages him with her phone #. Sure enough he calls her about 30 mins later. The wife talks to him and then Jim talks to him.

Then I'm handed the phone. Now keep two things in mind: I hate talking on the phone and I was pretty drunk.

So I talk to Q for a couple minutes...jobs, wife, kids, etc...and then I realize I have nothing left to say so...

I hang up right in the middle and then gave my wife the phone "WTF, you're stupid phone just hung up for no reason!"

Wife calls Q back and starts talking to him again. I don't.
Cell phones are marvelous devices for that, aren't they? :lol:
:yes: If I happen to get stuck in a conversation I don't want to be in, I'll go with a "Hello? ... Hello? ... Damnit." *click*

 
I use the cell phone hang up 'we must have gotten disconnected!' trick on occasion. It's particularly effective when someone doesn't realize that we have finished the conversation and they kind of start it over again.
Then I when we get reconnected I say, "we were pretty much done anyway, right?"

 
I use the cell phone hang up 'we must have gotten disconnected!' trick on occasion. It's particularly effective when someone doesn't realize that we have finished the conversation and they kind of start it over again.
Then I when we get reconnected I say, "we were pretty much done anyway, right?"
I do this over text. 'Sorry, lost connection. I'll go ahead and do _____/wait until so-and-so gets back to me/send that off to such-and-such etc.'The usual response is some variation of OK.

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
Latos looks like he gets baked.

 
I use the cell phone hang up 'we must have gotten disconnected!' trick on occasion. It's particularly effective when someone doesn't realize that we have finished the conversation and they kind of start it over again.
Then I when we get reconnected I say, "we were pretty much done anyway, right?"
I do this over text. 'Sorry, lost connection. I'll go ahead and do _____/wait until so-and-so gets back to me/send that off to such-and-such etc.'The usual response is some variation of OK.
You a smart motha ####er

 
I use the cell phone hang up 'we must have gotten disconnected!' trick on occasion. It's particularly effective when someone doesn't realize that we have finished the conversation and they kind of start it over again.
Then I when we get reconnected I say, "we were pretty much done anyway, right?"
I do this over text. 'Sorry, lost connection. I'll go ahead and do _____/wait until so-and-so gets back to me/send that off to such-and-such etc.'The usual response is some variation of OK.
You a smart motha ####er
:yes:

The beauty of it is that if they call you back right away you don't have to answer because of "poor signal". So yeah, then just shoot a text.

 
Oh crap...an even better one.

The wife and I were having a beverage at our drinking spot a month ago when my buddy Jim shows up. Jim was my closest friend for several years then drifted apart. It's only been the last year or so that we've been hanging out again.

So we all start talking about another old friend of ours, Quintin. Quintin moved to the L.A. area years ago and we all lost touch (not to mention he and his wife were Jehovah's Witnesses for a brief time). My wife mentions that she tried to look up Quintin on FB but he didn't show up.

She pulls out her phone and looks him up again and finds him. She friend requests him and messages him with her phone #. Sure enough he calls her about 30 mins later. The wife talks to him and then Jim talks to him.

Then I'm handed the phone. Now keep two things in mind: I hate talking on the phone and I was pretty drunk.

So I talk to Q for a couple minutes...jobs, wife, kids, etc...and then I realize I have nothing left to say so...

I hang up right in the middle and then gave my wife the phone "WTF, you're stupid phone just hung up for no reason!"

Wife calls Q back and starts talking to him again. I don't.
Cell phones are marvelous devices for that, aren't they? :lol:
i hate when people call people "Q"
I was just being lazy, A.

 
STU >>>> Please get in your Wayback Machine and go to 2009 when you were listening to Blitzen Trapper and give me your opinion. Just found them today and I'm enjoying it. Lots of nice 70's influences to go with new stuff.

 
STU >>>> Please get in your Wayback Machine and go to 2009 when you were listening to Blitzen Trapper and give me your opinion. Just found them today and I'm enjoying it. Lots of nice 70's influences to go with new stuff.
I really really like the Black River Killer song but have hated everything else I've heard from them. Probably need to listen to more.

 
STU >>>> Please get in your Wayback Machine and go to 2009 when you were listening to Blitzen Trapper and give me your opinion. Just found them today and I'm enjoying it. Lots of nice 70's influences to go with new stuff.
I really really like the Black River Killer song but have hated everything else I've heard from them. Probably need to listen to more.
Voice sounds a bit like Dylan and some of the songs sound a bit like Whiskeytown. But there is some Buffalo Springfield and Neil Young in there too as well as some real rocking out.

 
STU >>>> Please get in your Wayback Machine and go to 2009 when you were listening to Blitzen Trapper and give me your opinion. Just found them today and I'm enjoying it. Lots of nice 70's influences to go with new stuff.
I really really like the Black River Killer song but have hated everything else I've heard from them. Probably need to listen to more.
Voice sounds a bit like Dylan and some of the songs sound a bit like Whiskeytown. But there is some Buffalo Springfield and Neil Young in there too as well as some real rocking out.
Never heard of them but just listened. Black River Killer sounds completely like later Dylan. A quick listen to other tracks doesn't set my heart a-racin'. :shrug:

 
STU >>>> Please get in your Wayback Machine and go to 2009 when you were listening to Blitzen Trapper and give me your opinion. Just found them today and I'm enjoying it. Lots of nice 70's influences to go with new stuff.
:bag: 2009 is about right. They lost me with their 2010 release.

The two albums before that, "Wild Mountain Nation" (2007) and "Furr" (2008), were both very good. "Wild Mountain Nation" was all over the place... in a good way. "Furr" was more focused and narrowed down to mostly the Neil Young and Beatles influences IIRC.

FACT: Blitzen Trapper is Rainn Wilson's favorite band.

 

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