GM's thread about nothing (69 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Stay away from my pillow, sweatervest.

Knew I could count on you to show up. Good night at the bar? Lovely lady on your shotgun side tonight?

Off today, laying low. The next five nights are gonna be brutal.

 

[Abraham]

I'm Having coconut vodka and coke. Not. So. Bad.

 

[Thorn]

I like dove chocolates

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I like dove chocolates

Hussy.

 

[Abraham]

Stay away from my pillow, sweatervest.

Knew I could count on you to show up. Good night at the bar? Lovely lady on your shotgun side tonight?

Off today, laying low. The next five nights are gonna be brutal.

If you call three racks and a couple blow jobs brutal, than "yeah" it's going to suck.

 

[Abraham]

I like dove chocolates

Hey thorn. Made the PGA tour yet?

 

[Abraham]

How gay am I if I think my immediate problems will be solved by Dwight Howard coming to Houston? #nohomo #dontanswer. #namingmykidpepper

 

[EYLive]

I'm feeling extra creepy tonight. I saw some facebook friends of friends high school girls summer fun albums. So hot.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm feeling extra creepy tonight. I saw some facebook friends of friends high school girls summer fun albums. So hot.

Good times.

 

[Thorn]

I like dove chocolates

Hey thorn. Made the PGA tour yet?

Shot 39 on the back sunday. Playing the next four days in a row.

 

[Thorn]

I like dove chocolates

Hussy.

Say it like it's a bad thing. P and S new girl is 26

 

[Abraham]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

 

[Tecumseh]

I'll be in Atlanta/Buckhead 14-17 of August.

Cocktails anyone?

In.

Sweet. I'm staying at the Omni. No car, but they provide shuttle service. Wed. night looks good.

Cool. There's only one Omni in Atlanta, and it's downtown, not in Buckhead. It's connected to CNN. I actually used to work at that hotel, back when Ted Turner was running the show.

 

[Tecumseh]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

 

[Abraham]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

Thanks. Truly. Not to be drunk emotional guy, but I'm hanging on by a thread. This thread. Her. Him. Don't care. Just want this to be good in a way opposite of my life so far.

 

[Thorn]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

Congratulations!I'd offer you a beer but I ain't got no Keystones.

 

[strykerpks]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

I admit I don't remember everything I read in here so I wasn't sure if this was new news or not.

And I seem to remember some drunken PMs after you found out about your first <_<

At any rate, congratulations!

 

[Tecumseh]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

Thanks. Truly. Not to be drunk emotional guy, but I'm hanging on by a thread. This thread. Her. Him. Don't care. Just want this to be good in a way opposite of my life so far.

Well, ultimately it's up to you to make that happen, and you seem to be taking the right steps in that direction. Peace and stability seems to be what you and your family need the most, so just keep at it.

Not to be a downer, but the timing (Feb. birth) puts conception awfully close to when you started your job. Is your insurance going to cover this? (don't answer if that's too personal)

 

[Abraham]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

Thanks. Truly. Not to be drunk emotional guy, but I'm hanging on by a thread. This thread. Her. Him. Don't care. Just want this to be good in a way opposite of my life so far.

Well, ultimately it's up to you to make that happen, and you seem to be taking the right steps in that direction. Peace and stability seems to be what you and your family need the most, so just keep at it. Not to be a downer, but the timing (Feb. birth) puts conception awfully close to when you started your job. Is your insurance going to cover this? (don't answer if that's too personal)

Yes. Last kid cost me 18 large. This one will cost 1k.

 

[Abraham]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

I admit I don't remember everything I read in here so I wasn't sure if this was new news or not.And I seem to remember some drunken PMs after you found out about your first <_<

At any rate, congratulations!

Yup. You're my boy, Blue. Glad you checked in. Sorry I didn't Tell you first.

 

[Tecumseh]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

Thanks. Truly. Not to be drunk emotional guy, but I'm hanging on by a thread. This thread. Her. Him. Don't care. Just want this to be good in a way opposite of my life so far.

Well, ultimately it's up to you to make that happen, and you seem to be taking the right steps in that direction. Peace and stability seems to be what you and your family need the most, so just keep at it. Not to be a downer, but the timing (Feb. birth) puts conception awfully close to when you started your job. Is your insurance going to cover this? (don't answer if that's too personal)

Yes. Last kid cost me 18 large. This one will cost 1k.

Sweet. One less thing to worry about.

 

[Abraham]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

Thanks. Truly. Not to be drunk emotional guy, but I'm hanging on by a thread. This thread. Her. Him. Don't care. Just want this to be good in a way opposite of my life so far.

Well, ultimately it's up to you to make that happen, and you seem to be taking the right steps in that direction. Peace and stability seems to be what you and your family need the most, so just keep at it. Not to be a downer, but the timing (Feb. birth) puts conception awfully close to when you started your job. Is your insurance going to cover this? (don't answer if that's too personal)

Yes. Last kid cost me 18 large. This one will cost 1k.

Sweet. One less thing to worry about.

Other than a mouth to feed and college, sure.

 

[strykerpks]

I said, "I'm having a kid!"

Cosjobs was the first person I told last time. And he said,"uh...great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?"

I admit I don't remember everything I read in here so I wasn't sure if this was new news or not.And I seem to remember some drunken PMs after you found out about your first <_<

At any rate, congratulations!

Yup. You're my boy, Blue. Glad you checked in. Sorry I didn't Tell you first.

No worries

I was wondering about the timing too. Glad to hear you're covered

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Congrats, Abe! I'm in Stryker's boat...wasn't sure if we knew this already.

FYI, there's TONS of Miller Lite in that boat.

 

[mr roboto]

Congrats Abe.

I'm drunk after going to a street dance in the small town where I grew up. 300 miles with the wife and kids, put the kids to bed at my moms house, went out and got am shut faced. Got a 5 minute lay from the wife. Big day for roboto.

 

[Abraham]

Congrats, Abe! I'm in Stryker's boat...wasn't sure if we knew this already.

FYI, there's TONS of Miller Lite in that boat.

Nah, hasn't said Anything yet. Was waiting for someone to give me #### about bringing a kid in to the world when I Have so many issues. But I'm very happy and I think I'm on the right track to get things back in order. And I have insurance so I won't be mooching off of any of you good people. With a little YSR curse the kid will skip February and head straight to April...

 

[strykerpks]

Congrats, Abe! I'm in Stryker's boat...wasn't sure if we knew this already.

FYI, there's TONS of Miller Lite in that boat.

Our boat would have our own distributor

 

[strykerpks]

Congrats, Abe! I'm in Stryker's boat...wasn't sure if we knew this already.

FYI, there's TONS of Miller Lite in that boat.

Nah, hasn't said Anything yet. Was waiting for someone to give me #### about bringing a kid in to the world when I Have so many issues. But I'm very happy and I think I'm on the right track to get things back in order. And I have insurance so I won't be mooching off of any of you good people. With a little YSR curse the kid will skip February and head straight to April...

Your wife should breastfeed to help save even more money...oh wait, I've said too much

 

[shuke]

Congrats Abe

 

[Abraham]

Thanks shuke.

 

[strykerpks]

I may have said this before, but I can't wait to try The Beast at Miller Park (only drawback is I have to watch the Brewers).

A brat sliced in half, stuffed with a hot dog, wrapped in bacon, on a pretzel bun

Holy ####

 

[Abraham]

Congrats, Abe! I'm in Stryker's boat...wasn't sure if we knew this already.

FYI, there's TONS of Miller Lite in that boat.

Nah, hasn't said Anything yet. Was waiting for someone to give me #### about bringing a kid in to the world when I Have so many issues. But I'm very happy and I think I'm on the right track to get things back in order. And I have insurance so I won't be mooching off of any of you good people. With a little YSR curse the kid will skip February and head straight to April...

Your wife should breastfeed to help save even more money...oh wait, I've said too much

Hot.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Congrats Abe. Looks like you and I can have a race. My wife has her appt tomorrow to get the particulars.

I'd really like to be off for a couple weeks right around March madness.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Congrats Abe (and tre I think)

 

[Abraham]

Congrats Abe. Looks like you and I can have a race. My wife has her appt tomorrow to get the particulars.

I'd really like to be off for a couple weeks right around March madness.

Ill name mine Tre if you name your Abe. Deal?

 

[kevzilla]

Congrats on knocking up your respective wimmens for the second time, Abe/Tre.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Congrats Abe. Looks like you and I can have a race. My wife has her appt tomorrow to get the particulars.

I'd really like to be off for a couple weeks right around March madness.

Ill name mine Tre if you name your Abe. Deal?

Lol

 

[cosjobs]

I'll be in Atlanta/Buckhead 14-17 of August.

Cocktails anyone?

In.

Sweet. I'm staying at the Omni. No car, but they provide shuttle service. Wed. night looks good.

Cool. There's only one Omni in Atlanta, and it's downtown, not in Buckhead. It's connected to CNN. I actually used to work at that hotel, back when Ted Turner was running the show.

Oops, I meant the Intercontinental. I always get those brands mixed up.

 

[cosjobs]

Word to your mother.

About three time a year I go to bed without the worryfear that I'm going to wake up to a #### storm of epic proportions. This is one of those times. Like thanksgiving and Christmas I can be sure none of my customers will be calling needing something nor will the bank or vendors be calling looking for money. So I can relax a hair and enjoy myself. It's nice to delay the hornets nest for a few days.

My kids birthday is Friday and she is getting a bicycle. Her sibling will be here in February - wife had her first ultrasound today. I'm healthy and so is my family. I am still in a huge hole that will take years to fill in, but for a little while, tonight, things are okay here. Rest well jimtanners. If I were with you I'd turn down your sheets and put a dove chocolate on your pillow.

Great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?

 

[Abraham]

 

[Tiger Fan]

Word to your mother.

About three time a year I go to bed without the worryfear that I'm going to wake up to a #### storm of epic proportions. This is one of those times. Like thanksgiving and Christmas I can be sure none of my customers will be calling needing something nor will the bank or vendors be calling looking for money. So I can relax a hair and enjoy myself. It's nice to delay the hornets nest for a few days.

My kids birthday is Friday and she is getting a bicycle. Her sibling will be here in February - wife had her first ultrasound today. I'm healthy and so is my family. I am still in a huge hole that will take years to fill in, but for a little while, tonight, things are okay here. Rest well jimtanners. If I were with you I'd turn down your sheets and put a dove chocolate on your pillow.

Great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?

i love that you actually copies and pasted that and didn't type it

 

[heckmanm]

Congrats Abe & Tre!

 

[Guster]

Wow, congrats Abe and Tre.

Tre, glad to hear it wasn't a derby baby

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Congrats Abe. Looks like you and I can have a race. My wife has her appt tomorrow to get the particulars.

I'd really like to be off for a couple weeks right around March madness.

My first kid was due on March 17.

Born March 3.

 

[Ignoramus]

Gotta go OVER 63.5 on Joey Chestnut for tomorrow, right? 2u I think.

I've got him at 62.5. GL

68 last year? Lock city.

Switching up his style? He could hammer 70 or go under.

This year, expect the champ to be a bit more relaxed, eschewing the bob-and-weave approach hes used in the past.

Im getting older and Im smarter about how I eat, said Chestnut, 29. I wont move around quite so much. In previous years, it felt like I was running. This year, Im a thoughtful Joey Chestnut.



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/joey-chestnut-hot-dog-eating-immortality-thursday-article-1.1388336#ixzz2Y2OGsFy9

Is there anyone that can seriously challenge him? I'm looking at taking 'the field' +1250.

 

[T Bell]

Congrats on the kid, Abe! That's awesome news!

And congrats to TRE!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats Colin and Tre!

GBCD, seriously impressed you sexed your hot wife with all you were going through. Well done.

 

[Annyong]

Congrats, Abe! I'm in Stryker's boat...wasn't sure if we knew this already.

FYI, there's TONS of Miller Lite in that boat.

Isn't Stryker one of those Bud Light savages?

 

[Annyong]

And congrats Abe!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We're in KC visiting friends. The boys are with us so we got a hotel room for the four of us. Despite me being drunhigh, and her sober, Mrs. SLB was really frisky and the boys were sleeping in the bed right next to us. I think she wanted to LHOTP.

Thankfully my GB picked them up this morning so I could perform my husbandly duties. That's a good friend right there.