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It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

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strykerpks said:
It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

Slap it high
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Blog it up!

My wife and kids were in Michigan for a full week recently without me and while I had visions of debauchery and endless parties, I just masturbated a lot and ate rather poorly. I didn't run the dishwasher once while they were gone. The house was spotless. I also had a Mexican roommate named Sosa. We ate a lot of tacos together.

 
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

Slap it high
Click to expand...
Blog it up!

My wife and kids were in Michigan for a full week recently without me and while I had visions of debauchery and endless parties, I just masturbated a lot and ate rather poorly. I didn't run the dishwasher once while they were gone. The house was spotless. I also had a Mexican roommate named Sosa. We ate a lot of tacos together.
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She left me a mess in the kitchen but that should take me like a half hour. After that I think I'm going to be famished so I'll probably take a nap.

 
General Malaise said:
Man, I love hosting garage/yard sales! K4, fly me in and I'll run it for you. I can talk to complete strangers all day long and find the art of haggling to be very insightful about human nature. I love selling stuff on Craigslist too, though my attempts at selling sex on there were met with abject failure once pics were requested. :kicksrock:
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:lmao:

Based on posts here had just decided NOT to do the yard sale. Sounds like more trouble than it's worth. All of our nicest stuff has already gone to auction or is spoken for anyway (auction guys came for the second time today to get the rest), so other than figuring out what to do with a few beds, couches, etc. we are probably better off donating most of it.

But damn, what great shtick it would be to have you run our yard sale. My mom was going to come here to do it. I bet she'd love you (I mean that seriously).

 
strykerpks said:
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

Slap it high
Click to expand...
Blog it up!

My wife and kids were in Michigan for a full week recently without me and while I had visions of debauchery and endless parties, I just masturbated a lot and ate rather poorly. I didn't run the dishwasher once while they were gone. The house was spotless. I also had a Mexican roommate named Sosa. We ate a lot of tacos together.
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She left me a mess in the kitchen but that should take me like a half hour. After that I think I'm going to be famished so I'll probably take a nap.
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Summerfest?

 
krista4 said:
General Malaise said:
Man, I love hosting garage/yard sales! K4, fly me in and I'll run it for you. I can talk to complete strangers all day long and find the art of haggling to be very insightful about human nature. I love selling stuff on Craigslist too, though my attempts at selling sex on there were met with abject failure once pics were requested. :kicksrock:
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:lmao: Based on posts here had just decided NOT to do the yard sale. Sounds like more trouble than it's worth. All of our nicest stuff has already gone to auction or is spoken for anyway (auction guys came for the second time today to get the rest), so other than figuring out what to do with a few beds, couches, etc. we are probably better off donating most of it.

But damn, what great shtick it would be to have you run our yard sale. My mom was going to come here to do it. I bet she'd love you (I mean that seriously).
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I love CL for selling off the bigger/pricier stuff. Have had great success with the lone exception of a guy wanting me to cash a certified check and then pick up (and that just resulted in me ignoring his text). The yard sale ####.... Not so much. D1 net was $425. Not terrible but $150 was a stereo/speakers. I don't know what Krista's billable rate is, but mine is considerably higher than $10/hr.

 
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Annyong said:
strykerpks said:
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

Slap it high
Click to expand...
Blog it up!

My wife and kids were in Michigan for a full week recently without me and while I had visions of debauchery and endless parties, I just masturbated a lot and ate rather poorly. I didn't run the dishwasher once while they were gone. The house was spotless. I also had a Mexican roommate named Sosa. We ate a lot of tacos together.
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She left me a mess in the kitchen but that should take me like a half hour. After that I think I'm going to be famished so I'll probably take a nap.
Click to expand...
Summerfest?
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The crowds have been pretty thick on weekends. Though I might check out Buddy Guy tomorrow night. That's the beauty of it all. I don't have to decide until then.

 
The only thing that I like about my HOA is that my community is only allowed to have yard sales 1x per year. Yard sales definitely suck, and while the once per year thing is not convenient in the event that you are moving and want to get rid of a lot of stuff quickly (donating it to charity in almost every case is at least an equivalent if not better economic solution), if you do have stuff you would like to sell, the one day/year is perfect.

In my 10 years at my house, I've set up exactly one yard sale. I was outside at 5:30 a.m. and sold everything I wanted to before 10:00 a.m. and was done. Didn't make a ton of money, but emptied my house of a number of things I no longer wanted.

The beauty of it is that there are dozens of yard sales going on simultaneously in a few mile radius, so all of these hoards come out EARLY because they want to snag the best bargains. By 9:30 - 10:00 a.m. it starts petering out significantly and if you have anything left, you aren't gonna get #### for it.

 
I will second craigslist as an excellent way to get rid of larger items. Price it to go and it will, and quickly.

 
strykerpks said:
Annyong said:
strykerpks said:
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

Slap it high
Click to expand...
Blog it up!

My wife and kids were in Michigan for a full week recently without me and while I had visions of debauchery and endless parties, I just masturbated a lot and ate rather poorly. I didn't run the dishwasher once while they were gone. The house was spotless. I also had a Mexican roommate named Sosa. We ate a lot of tacos together.
Click to expand...
She left me a mess in the kitchen but that should take me like a half hour. After that I think I'm going to be famished so I'll probably take a nap.
Click to expand...
Summerfest?
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The crowds have been pretty thick on weekends. Though I might check out Buddy Guy tomorrow night. That's the beauty of it all. I don't have to decide until then.
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Buddy Guy played the Portland Blues Fest two years ago and rocked our faces off. Or something.

 
strykerpks said:
Annyong said:
strykerpks said:
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

Slap it high
Click to expand...
Blog it up!

My wife and kids were in Michigan for a full week recently without me and while I had visions of debauchery and endless parties, I just masturbated a lot and ate rather poorly. I didn't run the dishwasher once while they were gone. The house was spotless. I also had a Mexican roommate named Sosa. We ate a lot of tacos together.
Click to expand...
She left me a mess in the kitchen but that should take me like a half hour. After that I think I'm going to be famished so I'll probably take a nap.
Click to expand...
Summerfest?
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The crowds have been pretty thick on weekends. Though I might check out Buddy Guy tomorrow night. That's the beauty of it all. I don't have to decide until then.
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Man i envy you. I'm at work (since 6am) and I just got a text saying my 20mo old tried murdering my 4 mo old by pinching his nose closed so he couldnt breath, while she was outside watering the flowers.

 
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strykerpks said:
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
It's my own "Summer of George!"

Wife just left with the kid to go visit her parents. She's gone until Wednesday. I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I've got no commitments until work on Monday.

Slap it high
Click to expand...
Blog it up!

My wife and kids were in Michigan for a full week recently without me and while I had visions of debauchery and endless parties, I just masturbated a lot and ate rather poorly. I didn't run the dishwasher once while they were gone. The house was spotless. I also had a Mexican roommate named Sosa. We ate a lot of tacos together.
Click to expand...
She left me a mess in the kitchen but that should take me like a half hour. After that I think I'm going to be famished so I'll probably take a nap.
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Yeah, you definitely do NOT want to overdue it on day 1. Pace yourself, brother...

 
I may be inebriated. I've been imbibing since noon and I'm happy I'm not driving. On to a wine tasting where the owner/pourer is worse at recognizing people than GM. Usually good for 2x @ each pour :thumbup:

 
I told my mom today that I intend on leaving my family business here in Pittsburgh and looking for opportunities in other areas, specifically Philadelphia. :crickets:

 
I've mentioned here before I am doing contract work for my old company for 12 weeks (four weeks to go), but that while they are paying me for a minimum of 25 hours per week, they haven't been sending me enough work to get close to that in any week.

Last week, based on the amount of work I actually did and what they paid, I calculated that if I were working a 50-hour week I'd be making $8.4 million a year. This week they've sent me exactly zero hours of work to do, so I guess I'm making the equivalent of infinity dollars per year.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
I told my mom today that I intend on leaving my family business here in Pittsburgh and looking for opportunities in other areas, specifically Philadelphia. :crickets:
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####, I owe you a message. Sorry. Accelerating the move to Nicaragua by a few weeks has sent me into a panic. I'll still reply if you haven't given up on me. And by the way, congrats. Sounds like a good move.

 
krista4 said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
I told my mom today that I intend on leaving my family business here in Pittsburgh and looking for opportunities in other areas, specifically Philadelphia. :crickets:
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####, I owe you a message. Sorry. Accelerating the move to Nicaragua by a few weeks has sent me into a panic. I'll still reply if you haven't given up on me. And by the way, congrats. Sounds like a good move.
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I never give up. :)

No imminent move. I just have a 2nd interview, so I figured I can't sandbag my family on my general intentions.

 
krista4 said:
I've mentioned here before I am doing contract work for my old company for 12 weeks (four weeks to go), but that while they are paying me for a minimum of 25 hours per week, they haven't been sending me enough work to get close to that in any week.

Last week, based on the amount of work I actually did and what they paid, I calculated that if I were working a 50-hour week I'd be making $8.4 million a year. This week they've sent me exactly zero hours of work to do, so I guess I'm making

the equivalent of infinity dollars per year.
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And why exactly haven't you been posting in here more??

 
Guster said:
krista4 said:
I've mentioned here before I am doing contract work for my old company for 12 weeks (four weeks to go), but that while they are paying me for a minimum of 25 hours per week, they haven't been sending me enough work to get close to that in any week.

Last week, based on the amount of work I actually did and what they paid, I calculated that if I were working a 50-hour week I'd be making $8.4 million a year. This week they've sent me exactly zero hours of work to do, so I guess I'm making

the equivalent of infinity dollars per year.
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And why exactly haven't you been posting in here more??
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:lol:

Nothing interesting to say. :kicksrock:

Oh, and the accelerated Nicaragua schedule means the trip to Portland is now off. Double :kicksrock:

 
Just had a nice nap. I think I'm going to grill a ribeye and a baked potato tonight. Then I'm going to watch 80's action movies like Cobra and Robocop. I need to get some beer though. Damn that means I have to put pants on.

 
strykerpks said:
Just had a nice nap. I think I'm going to grill a ribeye and a baked potato tonight. Then I'm going to watch 80's action movies like Cobra and Robocop. I need to get some beer though. Damn that means I have to put pants on.
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I love you, pants or no pants.

But clearly I prefer no pants.

 
This just in: Dwight Howard will now be wrecking the Rockets. Sorry, Houston.

Would much rather have been watching the tennis than not doing jack crap at work all day.

 
I've had my son all day, and the last couple of hours we've been playing Scrabble Junior. I've been sipping cerveza. He's at that stage (entering 1st grade in the fall) of spelling/reading where it's really useful, but he's been resisting math work over the summer. But I realized that we'll need to keep track of points. By the end I had him doing two column addition. I even spotted him "television" so he could get 10 points.

So, I'm very proud of the fact that, sporting a decent beer buzz, I'm helping him learn both spelling and math.

Of course, now he wants to go bike riding. Pray for me.

 
Gonna be an absolutely crazy night and the bar's AC is not working at full strength. I'm wearing jeans.

Pray for my undercarriage. The chafing is gonna be epic.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Gonna be an absolutely crazy night and the bar's AC is not working at full strength. I'm wearing jeans.

Pray for my undercarriage. The chafing is gonna be epic.
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Gold bond is great for that. I remember the days well when some medicated power on the two bits felt like a coeds tongue caressing my scrotum while I served fried shrimp at Joe's Crab Shack.

Go Rockets!

 
I've taken JR to the pool for a couple hours in th late afternoon the last two days and he's been out like a light at 7:30 both days. Why haven't I done this before?

Also, big fan of t bells parenting style.

 
This is supposed to be the offseason for allergies around here, but my right nostril hasn't worked all day, and my right eye looks like it's been hanging out at a Cos/GM/SLBob smoke-off. FML.

 
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Gonna be an absolutely crazy night and the bar's AC is not working at full strength. I'm wearing jeans.

Pray for my undercarriage. The chafing is gonna be epic.
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Gold bond is great for that. I remember the days well when some medicated power on the two bits felt like a coeds tongue caressing my scrotum while I served fried shrimp at Joe's Crab Shack. Go Rockets!
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What am I, a rookie?

 
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