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General Malaise
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proninja
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Because that's always been such a hurdle for you?I couldn't remember how to spell the whole thing correctly.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Really? A pain? How much effort do you really put into this? I'm happy to commish the league and could do it in my sleep. Never in my life considered this hobby a laborious chore before. Are drop/adds really that difficult? Do you treat trades like they're the Camp David Peace Accords?Setting up waivers and stuff is a pain in the ###Fantasy football shouldn't be tedious. It's supposed to be fun. I'll do whatever the league wants, but just how much time do you folks spend managing leagues? I've never thought of this hobby as a chore before.Tiger Fan said:
I'll put together a league 'charter'. It won't be complex. It will be fun. There might be some sort of ability to make some in-season transactions, but I promise it won't cause you to take a day off from work. I might include punters. I won't break the league up into 'divisions'. I will incorporate head coaches. I won't include offensive lineman. I might start the draft in mid August. I won't let you pay with coupons. It won't be like any league you've ever played in before. You may never want to do it again.
Remember how cosjobs ran the Deadly Animal Draft? Yeah....I'm the head albino in charge. Play or don't play. We'll pull out of the station soonish. TOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOT, ALL ABOARD!!!!11
General Malaise
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Truf, Pron.Because that's always been such a hurdle for you?I couldn't remember how to spell the whole thing correctly.
NBA nerds calling the Golden State Warriors "The Dubs" has set me on full tilt this weekend. Might be the dumbest thing I've read/heard since people started calling Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck "Bennifer".
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General Malaise
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Go catch a glimpse of Robert Plant and report back. He played tonight at the Blues Fest (headline). I know the world likes to bash Keith Richards for being a walking corpse, but jesus lord god, Robert Plant looks like a tanned raisen (non-treat) with long hair and the facial hair of a Shakespearean witch. Dude looks bad bad. Realy bad.
And yet listening to him tonight, he can still belt it out like a champ.
proninja
Footballguy
I just spent the weekend at the family cabin at Lake Chelan with my cousin and her two kids, 17 and 19, along with a half dozen of their friends. I have heard so many stupid things in the last three or four days that doesn't even register.Truf, Pron.Because that's always been such a hurdle for you?I couldn't remember how to spell the whole thing correctly.
NBA nerds calling the Golden State Warriors "The Dubs" has set me on full tilt this weekend. Might be the dumbest thing I've read/heard since people started calling Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck "Bennifer".
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Some people actually say "hashtag" in real life. Often. And "ermahgerd."
wall
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I was seriously considering my iretirement, but I'll stick around for this.Really? A pain? How much effort do you really put into this? I'm happy to commish the league and could do it in my sleep. Never in my life considered this hobby a laborious chore before. Are drop/adds really that difficult? Do you treat trades like they're the Camp David Peace Accords?Setting up waivers and stuff is a pain in the ###Fantasy football shouldn't be tedious. It's supposed to be fun. I'll do whatever the league wants, but just how much time do you folks spend managing leagues? I've never thought of this hobby as a chore before.Tiger Fan said:
I'll put together a league 'charter'. It won't be complex. It will be fun. There might be some sort of ability to make some in-season transactions, but I promise it won't cause you to take a day off from work. I might include punters. I won't break the league up into 'divisions'. I will incorporate head coaches. I won't include offensive lineman. I might start the draft in mid August. I won't let you pay with coupons. It won't be like any league you've ever played in before. You may never want to do it again.
Remember how cosjobs ran the Deadly Animal Draft? Yeah....I'm the head albino in charge. Play or don't play. We'll pull out of the station soonish. TOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOT, ALL ABOARD!!!!11
General Malaise
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General Malaise
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General Malaise
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Charlie is the name of my sister, but it's short for Charlotte. She's not butchy or gay or any good at softball (well, not as good as Frosty) but she's about a bass player short of a full band.
What is Abe's current kid's name?
Best friend from college and his family came over for dinner. They have 3 kids. Their oldest daughter is named "Mathile", which is French for "Matilda". Always liked it. Great kid, too. Going to be an all-star in Lacrosse at the college level. They have a 2 year old daughter named "Stella", which I also like, but is pretty common these days.
General Malaise
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was sure I was about to read some ugly commentary about how bad that name is for a girl. Course, I'm still playing catch up, so somebody might have dumped on it.
Word of caution: Be careful about what you say with regards to first names. Some of us have feelings. Even those of us named Forrest Vannerson Malaise.
General Malaise
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Well, now I'm depressed. I know that if I were born a girl, my name would be "Heidi". And if Hazel were a boy, her name would be "Beck" (eat me, I like it.). But I honestly have no clue what my boys would be named if they were girls and now I'll be up all night trying to remember and will have to email their mom tomorrow to ask. Sure hope her brain works better than mine.
Homer J Simpson
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OK, F##K this new board!!!! My god, it's just a pile of #### in every way.
Anyway, the post I tried to make...
Not to be a braggart or anything but for ####'s sake I walked with $500 in cash tonight. On a friggin SUNDAY!!!! While getting completely smashed and having a blast with a bunch of nubile wimmins!
Such a great night.
Then went to the bar next door and made out with a hot Ashley. And then hung out with the bartenders doing shots and pounding delicious Miller Lites until 4:30.
Sometimes I get really sad...but tonight was not one of those times.
Anyway, the post I tried to make...
Not to be a braggart or anything but for ####'s sake I walked with $500 in cash tonight. On a friggin SUNDAY!!!! While getting completely smashed and having a blast with a bunch of nubile wimmins!
Such a great night.
Then went to the bar next door and made out with a hot Ashley. And then hung out with the bartenders doing shots and pounding delicious Miller Lites until 4:30.
Sometimes I get really sad...but tonight was not one of those times.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
currently living somewhere in the pacific rim.Be glad he didn't lick the top of your head
Do they sell them that hold 8# of ice?If only they sold bags at the grocery store that had some kind of zipper on them, which would allow you close the bag once filled.I paid $.17 per ice bag. I can fill them up with my ice maker and store them in my extra freezer. Ill always have a few ice bags on hand. Really don't see a downside to this purchase.Eta - ice maker is small hence the need for the bagsYou paid 17 bucks for bags?Random purchase that seems like a few folks here might benefit from. This occurred to me as I had to make an extra stop to go pick up a bag of ice the other day.
My freezer produces ice...but it's usually not enough ice to fill an ice chest, and if you empty that ice, you don't have other ice to put in your drinks. Bags of ice are typically $2-3 at the store, plus you have to go there...sometimes it's your only purchase.
Boom - $17 for 100 ice bags shipped. Now I'll always have multiple bags of ice on hand
it's the little things
"Boom"? Really?
:facepalm:Jaysus said:yes, they are called trash bags.Do they sell them that hold 8# of ice?If only they sold bags at the grocery store that had some kind of zipper on them, which would allow you close the bag once filled.I paid $.17 per ice bag. I can fill them up with my ice maker and store them in my extra freezer. Ill always have a few ice bags on hand. Really don't see a downside to this purchase.Eta - ice maker is small hence the need for the bagsYou paid 17 bucks for bags?Random purchase that seems like a few folks here might benefit from. This occurred to me as I had to make an extra stop to go pick up a bag of ice the other day.
My freezer produces ice...but it's usually not enough ice to fill an ice chest, and if you empty that ice, you don't have other ice to put in your drinks. Bags of ice are typically $2-3 at the store, plus you have to go there...sometimes it's your only purchase.
Boom - $17 for 100 ice bags shipped. Now I'll always have multiple bags of ice on hand
it's the little things
"Boom"? Really?
Seriously though, how many of those bags do you really need? Why not just reuse the one that came for free with your $3 ice purchase?
Notorious T.R.E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Zooks> Like Margaret, I am a gentle and giving lover. And my breath reeks of deli meat.
Avoid anything ending in -aden/aiden etc. tons of those out there now. unless, you know... you like them then who give s ####. Also, don't listen to my advice. My boys are named Knox and Wyatt
Frostillicus
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Guster
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T Bell
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Abraham
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
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Know someone that named their kid Cash. Wouldn't do it myself, but get it.
Notorious T.R.E.
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I feel like discussing names this early is bad luck. I'm staying mum.
I'm thinking I'm going to build my own crib this time though. We got a hand-me-down crib last time from some friends...it was a cheap target pile of crap. It won't be that hard to far exceed that.
I'm thinking I'm going to build my own crib this time though. We got a hand-me-down crib last time from some friends...it was a cheap target pile of crap. It won't be that hard to far exceed that.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Don't name you're kid Cash. Seriously. You'll just woefully mismanage him.
T Bell
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Abraham
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Limp Ditka
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Ignoramus
Footballguy
Lay off TF, folks. He's got a stash of bags ready for the impending Icemageddon and all it took him to save the $1.08 for a pre-filled bag was ordering a pallet of empties, buying a stand-alone freezer and running his ice maker into the ground filling up those 12" X 20" 1.8mil beauties. You may scoff, but no matter what happens he's got that covered... unless the power goes out. But who needs ice then, anyway?
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Shark move would have been buying 1,000 of them for about $0.10 each, keeping 100, selling the other 900 at $0.17 each and ending up with 100 bags, AND $50.00
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Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I was going to be "Stephen" if I were a boy. Anyone else know their alternate name?
Guster
Footballguy
Cool - doing it from scratch or are there plans you'll be following? Should be able to get away with slats on 16" centers if new baby is anything like the first
cosjobs
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Notorious T.R.E.
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I've looked at a few plans online, there are a few things you have to do make it "legal"...2 3/8" between slats, fit it to the mattress size (28x52 i think)...
I need to decide what wood to use and how to join things (dowels for slats, screws for frame probably) and maybe a little about the general look of it, but it seems pretty easy/doable.
Guster
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Guster
Footballguy
Yeah, in general cribs seem pretty easy, especially if you don't go with a "sleigh bed" style that incorporates curves. Heck, even that is easy if you just buy the wood precut. Just have to figure out the balance between time/effort and payout, but all-in-all seems like a pretty straight forward project. Good luck GB
proninja
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The one thing I'll have to think about is stain. Is there a stain that I can buy that a kid can chew on? Hulkbaby chewed the crap out of the last one.Yeah, in general cribs seem pretty easy, especially if you don't go with a "sleigh bed" style that incorporates curves. Heck, even that is easy if you just buy the wood precut. Just have to figure out the balance between time/effort and payout, but all-in-all seems like a pretty straight forward project. Good luck GB
T Bell
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Guster
Footballguy
Digesting stain builds character. In all seriousness, once the stain is cured on the wood, it should be fine. Some people opt for water-based finishes like polyurethane because they don't take as long to set. I think oil based stains take a couple weeks to fully cure, but you've got plenty of time either way.The one thing I'll have to think about is stain. Is there a stain that I can buy that a kid can chew on? Hulkbaby chewed the crap out of the last one.Yeah, in general cribs seem pretty easy, especially if you don't go with a "sleigh bed" style that incorporates curves. Heck, even that is easy if you just buy the wood precut. Just have to figure out the balance between time/effort and payout, but all-in-all seems like a pretty straight forward project. Good luck GB
krista4
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Drifter
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FYI - I am a John that has never been called anything but Jack. Do him a favor and just name him Jack. It's a huge PITA through your entire life to ( teachers, etc)explaining that your name is really Jack.
Bob Sacamano
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I am, now that I know I don't need to use protection.T Bell said:
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