GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Why is the entire twitter verse all about sharknado?

Can someone explain wtf this is?

Until just now, I thought it was a movie coming out in the theaters, like Snakes on a Plane. When I saw all the posts about 'countdown' I thought we genuinely had people in here lining up in theaters to watch this tonight at midnight. Frosty? I'd expect him to do it. But Kev and YSR? Was very confused.

The fact that it was on some cable station and not a theater makes much more sense now, though I still can't understand opting to watch it voluntarily. I mean, absent any nudity, of course.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Definintely rolling out some "Grown Ups 2" shtick is awesome this weekend.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

The guy with the chinesed wife posted an exchange he had with a friend's disgruntled side piece on FB. It made johnny look worse than both the pissed woman and his impotent friend.

His wife is Chinese? Whoa! Had no idea.

 

[General Malaise]

My PC has the herp. There is no cure. I've already tried everything you're about to suggest, and it either didn't find it, or running it caused a shutdown. Symantec calls it Boot.pihar, but it also tells me it fixes it on startup. Every time. Can't even update Windows. I was going to book Vegas airfare next week, but it looks like I'll be shopping for a laptop instead. Thoprawishes are appreciated.

Have you PM'ed duffman?

Kev - my 2 cents...

1) Your computer is likely infected and Symantec is worthless.

2) If you can, download RKILL and install it on your computer. Your infected computer might block to install, so if need be, download it onto a neutral computer and put it on a flash/thumb drive.

Q) Do the very same for Malwarebytes, which is the best free defender out there for computer herp.

3) Run your infected computer in safe mode. Do this by restarting your computer and banging on the F8 Key like Guster might a stranger's anoooos.

4) Once in safe mode, install both RKILL and Malwarebytes.

5) Once RKILL is installed, run it and be patient.

6) Once Malwarebytes is installed UPDATE it and run it (do a full scan). Do not BUY the premium, just roll with the free version and update it regularly. It's tops.

7) Restart your computer.

8) Uninstall symantec. It's garbage and you don't need to be paying for it if you are currently. Same goes for Macafee. Utter garbage.

9) Download, install, update and run CCleaner. This is a sweet little tool that will clean your registry, among other things. Think of this product like the mouthwash at the end of a dental visit. RKILL = Flossing, Malwarebytes = Brushing and CCLeaner = post rinse gargle.

RKILL only needs to be employed if you think you've caught the herp. But I'd suggest updating Malwarebytes and CCleaner weekly for now to ensure you remain clean and then monthly once you feel like you've safely gotten over the hump.

 

[strykerpks]

PC advice? Who are you and what have you done with the real GM?!?!

 

[Guster]

My PC has the herp. There is no cure. I've already tried everything you're about to suggest, and it either didn't find it, or running it caused a shutdown. Symantec calls it Boot.pihar, but it also tells me it fixes it on startup. Every time. Can't even update Windows. I was going to book Vegas airfare next week, but it looks like I'll be shopping for a laptop instead. Thoprawishes are appreciated.

Have you PM'ed duffman?

Kev - my 2 cents...

1) Your computer is likely infected and Symantec is worthless.

2) If you can, download RKILL and install it on your computer. Your infected computer might block to install, so if need be, download it onto a neutral computer and put it on a flash/thumb drive.

Q) Do the very same for Malwarebytes, which is the best free defender out there for computer herp.

3) Run your infected computer in safe mode. Do this by restarting your computer and banging on the F8 Key like Guster might a stranger's anoooos.

4) Once in safe mode, install both RKILL and Malwarebytes.

5) Once RKILL is installed, run it and be patient.

6) Once Malwarebytes is installed UPDATE it and run it (do a full scan). Do not BUY the premium, just roll with the free version and update it regularly. It's tops.

7) Restart your computer.

8) Uninstall symantec. It's garbage and you don't need to be paying for it if you are currently. Same goes for Macafee. Utter garbage.

9) Download, install, update and run CCleaner. This is a sweet little tool that will clean your registry, among other things. Think of this product like the mouthwash at the end of a dental visit. RKILL = Flossing, Malwarebytes = Brushing and CCLeaner = post rinse gargle.

RKILL only needs to be employed if you think you've caught the herp. But I'd suggest updating Malwarebytes and CCleaner weekly for now to ensure you remain clean and then monthly once you feel like you've safely gotten over the hump.

 

[Abraham]

I wish my LinkedIn job title was as interesting sounding as Guster's.

the ladies at my work are currently arguing whether Colin Firth or Matthew MacFadyen was the better Mr. Darcy in Pride & Prejudice

i think that's my cue to go to lunch

Firth, FTW.

I wish my LinkedIn job title was as interesting sounding as Guster's.

and the job is actually more interesting than the title would suggest

"Today's curriculum involves napping until lunch..."

I'm usually amazed at how many FFA threads other people read. Keeping up with this one and a couple others seems like it takes most of my free time.

Anyway, I guess he reported the thread himself and asked for it to be deleted.

I think you are confused. None of us use our free time to keep up with this thread. Free time is for drinking and golf and stuff. We keep up with the FFA during "work" time.

My PC has the herp. There is no cure. I've already tried everything you're about to suggest, and it either didn't find it, or running it caused a shutdown. Symantec calls it Boot.pihar, but it also tells me it fixes it on startup. Every time. Can't even update Windows. I was going to book Vegas airfare next week, but it looks like I'll be shopping for a laptop instead. Thoprawishes are appreciated.

Have you PM'ed duffman?

Kev - my 2 cents...

1) Your computer is likely infected and Symantec is worthless.

2) If you can, download RKILL and install it on your computer. Your infected computer might block to install, so if need be, download it onto a neutral computer and put it on a flash/thumb drive.

Q) Do the very same for Malwarebytes, which is the best free defender out there for computer herp.

3) Run your infected computer in safe mode. Do this by restarting your computer and banging on the F8 Key like Guster might a stranger's anoooos.

4) Once in safe mode, install both RKILL and Malwarebytes.

5) Once RKILL is installed, run it and be patient.

6) Once Malwarebytes is installed UPDATE it and run it (do a full scan). Do not BUY the premium, just roll with the free version and update it regularly. It's tops.

7) Restart your computer.

8) Uninstall symantec. It's garbage and you don't need to be paying for it if you are currently. Same goes for Macafee. Utter garbage.

9) Download, install, update and run CCleaner. This is a sweet little tool that will clean your registry, among other things. Think of this product like the mouthwash at the end of a dental visit. RKILL = Flossing, Malwarebytes = Brushing and CCLeaner = post rinse gargle.

RKILL only needs to be employed if you think you've caught the herp. But I'd suggest updating Malwarebytes and CCleaner weekly for now to ensure you remain clean and then monthly once you feel like you've safely gotten over the hump.

WTF are you and what did you do to FOrrest?

 

[General Malaise]

PC advice? Who are you and what have you done with the real GM?!?!

12 years, de-facto IT guy in a world full of financial guys who make me look like Steve Wozniak by comparison. I can de-worm any computer or laptop in less than an hour, but I am still struggling to install spotify in my car.

 

[proninja]

Brian Willson posts in the FFA. (actually true)

That long beach boys thread where people didn't know who he was was epic. Too bad it got killed.

 

[proninja]

The guy with the chinesed wife posted an exchange he had with a friend's disgruntled side piece on FB. It made johnny look worse than both the pissed woman and his impotent friend.

Pretty shocking he'd come across poorly in online communication

 

[JaxBill]

Strong line of thunderstorms moving thru the area so I tried to be helpful and relayed the NWS advisory to my co-workers.

OK, so I might have taken a small liberty with it

Statement as of 1:28 PM EDT on July 12, 2013

... A significant weather advisory has been issued for central Duval County for strong winds valid until 215 PM EDT...

At 128 PM EDT National Weather Service Doppler radar indicated a strong thunderstorm centered 2 miles north of Jacksonville Heights...

moving northeast at 15 mph. This strong thunderstorm will affect areas around Cisco gardens... Jacksonville Heights... Normandy...

Ortega... San Marco... Riverside... downtown Jacksonville... Tallyrand and Arlington through 215 PM EDT. Gusty winds of 35 to 50 mph can be expected along with possible minor wind damage.

Strong winds also represent an increased chance of SharkNadic activity In low-lying coastal areas.

Report damage to the nearest law enforcement agency or your County emergency management.

Lat... Lon 3048 8160 3025 8151 3020 8182 3034 8190 time... Mot... loc 1728z 246deg 13kt 3029 8176

Shashy

 

[charvik]

My PC has the herp. There is no cure. I've already tried everything you're about to suggest, and it either didn't find it, or running it caused a shutdown. Symantec calls it Boot.pihar, but it also tells me it fixes it on startup. Every time. Can't even update Windows. I was going to book Vegas airfare next week, but it looks like I'll be shopping for a laptop instead. Thoprawishes are appreciated.

Have you PM'ed duffman?

Kev - my 2 cents...

1) Your computer is likely infected and Symantec is worthless.

2) If you can, download RKILL and install it on your computer. Your infected computer might block to install, so if need be, download it onto a neutral computer and put it on a flash/thumb drive.

Q) Do the very same for Malwarebytes, which is the best free defender out there for computer herp.

3) Run your infected computer in safe mode. Do this by restarting your computer and banging on the F8 Key like Guster might a stranger's anoooos.

4) Once in safe mode, install both RKILL and Malwarebytes.

5) Once RKILL is installed, run it and be patient.

6) Once Malwarebytes is installed UPDATE it and run it (do a full scan). Do not BUY the premium, just roll with the free version and update it regularly. It's tops.

7) Restart your computer.

8) Uninstall symantec. It's garbage and you don't need to be paying for it if you are currently. Same goes for Macafee. Utter garbage.

9) Download, install, update and run CCleaner. This is a sweet little tool that will clean your registry, among other things. Think of this product like the mouthwash at the end of a dental visit. RKILL = Flossing, Malwarebytes = Brushing and CCLeaner = post rinse gargle.

RKILL only needs to be employed if you think you've caught the herp. But I'd suggest updating Malwarebytes and CCleaner weekly for now to ensure you remain clean and then monthly once you feel like you've safely gotten over the hump.

 

[Mr.Pack]

My PC has the herp. There is no cure. I've already tried everything you're about to suggest, and it either didn't find it, or running it caused a shutdown. Symantec calls it Boot.pihar, but it also tells me it fixes it on startup. Every time. Can't even update Windows. I was going to book Vegas airfare next week, but it looks like I'll be shopping for a laptop instead. Thoprawishes are appreciated.

Have you PM'ed duffman?

Kev - my 2 cents...

1) Your computer is likely infected and Symantec is worthless.

2) If you can, download RKILL and install it on your computer. Your infected computer might block to install, so if need be, download it onto a neutral computer and put it on a flash/thumb drive.

Q) Do the very same for Malwarebytes, which is the best free defender out there for computer herp.

3) Run your infected computer in safe mode. Do this by restarting your computer and banging on the F8 Key like Guster might a stranger's anoooos.

4) Once in safe mode, install both RKILL and Malwarebytes.

5) Once RKILL is installed, run it and be patient.

6) Once Malwarebytes is installed UPDATE it and run it (do a full scan). Do not BUY the premium, just roll with the free version and update it regularly. It's tops.

7) Restart your computer.

8) Uninstall symantec. It's garbage and you don't need to be paying for it if you are currently. Same goes for Macafee. Utter garbage.

9) Download, install, update and run CCleaner. This is a sweet little tool that will clean your registry, among other things. Think of this product like the mouthwash at the end of a dental visit. RKILL = Flossing, Malwarebytes = Brushing and CCLeaner = post rinse gargle.

RKILL only needs to be employed if you think you've caught the herp. But I'd suggest updating Malwarebytes and CCleaner weekly for now to ensure you remain clean and then monthly once you feel like you've safely gotten over the hump.

My Link

 

[YSR]

Why is the entire twitter verse all about sharknado?

Can someone explain wtf this is?

Until just now, I thought it was a movie coming out in the theaters, like Snakes on a Plane. When I saw all the posts about 'countdown' I thought we genuinely had people in here lining up in theaters to watch this tonight at midnight. Frosty? I'd expect him to do it. But Kev and YSR? Was very confused.

The fact that it was on some cable station and not a theater makes much more sense now, though I still can't understand opting to watch it voluntarily. I mean, absent any nudity, of course.

I only made it through about 9 minutes. Then I decided to lose money in online poker. Sharknado would have been the better ending to my night.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The guy with the chinesed wife posted an exchange he had with a friend's disgruntled side piece on FB. It made johnny look worse than both the pissed woman and his impotent friend.

His wife is Chinese? Whoa! Had no idea.

http://i.imgur.com/T4BrSwO.gif

 

[-fish-]

The guy with the chinesed wife posted an exchange he had with a friend's disgruntled side piece on FB. It made johnny look worse than both the pissed woman and his impotent friend.

His wife is Chinese? Whoa! Had no idea.

Supplies!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

the only thing I know about johnnycakes is the mail order bride and the fact that I thought he was a domer alias for a few years.

 

[T Bell]

I'm usually amazed at how many FFA threads other people read. Keeping up with this one and a couple others seems like it takes most of my free time.

Anyway, I guess he reported the thread himself and asked for it to be deleted.

I'm the same way, but I can't believe I missed it.

What was the thread title?

 

[General Malaise]

My PC has the herp. There is no cure. I've already tried everything you're about to suggest, and it either didn't find it, or running it caused a shutdown. Symantec calls it Boot.pihar, but it also tells me it fixes it on startup. Every time. Can't even update Windows. I was going to book Vegas airfare next week, but it looks like I'll be shopping for a laptop instead. Thoprawishes are appreciated.

Have you PM'ed duffman?

Kev - my 2 cents...

1) Your computer is likely infected and Symantec is worthless.

2) If you can, download RKILL and install it on your computer. Your infected computer might block to install, so if need be, download it onto a neutral computer and put it on a flash/thumb drive.

Q) Do the very same for Malwarebytes, which is the best free defender out there for computer herp.

3) Run your infected computer in safe mode. Do this by restarting your computer and banging on the F8 Key like Guster might a stranger's anoooos.

4) Once in safe mode, install both RKILL and Malwarebytes.

5) Once RKILL is installed, run it and be patient.

6) Once Malwarebytes is installed UPDATE it and run it (do a full scan). Do not BUY the premium, just roll with the free version and update it regularly. It's tops.

7) Restart your computer.

8) Uninstall symantec. It's garbage and you don't need to be paying for it if you are currently. Same goes for Macafee. Utter garbage.

9) Download, install, update and run CCleaner. This is a sweet little tool that will clean your registry, among other things. Think of this product like the mouthwash at the end of a dental visit. RKILL = Flossing, Malwarebytes = Brushing and CCLeaner = post rinse gargle.

RKILL only needs to be employed if you think you've caught the herp. But I'd suggest updating Malwarebytes and CCleaner weekly for now to ensure you remain clean and then monthly once you feel like you've safely gotten over the hump.

My PC has the herp. There is no cure. I've already tried everything you're about to suggest, and it either didn't find it, or running it caused a shutdown. Symantec calls it Boot.pihar, but it also tells me it fixes it on startup. Every time. Can't even update Windows. I was going to book Vegas airfare next week, but it looks like I'll be shopping for a laptop instead. Thoprawishes are appreciated.

Have you PM'ed duffman?

Kev - my 2 cents...

1) Your computer is likely infected and Symantec is worthless.

2) If you can, download RKILL and install it on your computer. Your infected computer might block to install, so if need be, download it onto a neutral computer and put it on a flash/thumb drive.

Q) Do the very same for Malwarebytes, which is the best free defender out there for computer herp.

3) Run your infected computer in safe mode. Do this by restarting your computer and banging on the F8 Key like Guster might a stranger's anoooos.

4) Once in safe mode, install both RKILL and Malwarebytes.

5) Once RKILL is installed, run it and be patient.

6) Once Malwarebytes is installed UPDATE it and run it (do a full scan). Do not BUY the premium, just roll with the free version and update it regularly. It's tops.

7) Restart your computer.

8) Uninstall symantec. It's garbage and you don't need to be paying for it if you are currently. Same goes for Macafee. Utter garbage.

9) Download, install, update and run CCleaner. This is a sweet little tool that will clean your registry, among other things. Think of this product like the mouthwash at the end of a dental visit. RKILL = Flossing, Malwarebytes = Brushing and CCLeaner = post rinse gargle.

RKILL only needs to be employed if you think you've caught the herp. But I'd suggest updating Malwarebytes and CCleaner weekly for now to ensure you remain clean and then monthly once you feel like you've safely gotten over the hump.

My Link

 

[-fish-]

The guy with the chinesed wife posted an exchange he had with a friend's disgruntled side piece on FB. It made johnny look worse than both the pissed woman and his impotent friend.

His wife is Chinese? Whoa! Had no idea.

Supplies!

:crickets:

 

[T Bell]

The guy with the chinesed wife posted an exchange he had with a friend's disgruntled side piece on FB. It made johnny look worse than both the pissed woman and his impotent friend.

His wife is Chinese? Whoa! Had no idea.

Supplies!

:crickets:

I've heard it a billion times before.

 

[Slapdash]

Strong line of thunderstorms moving thru the area so I tried to be helpful and relayed the NWS advisory to my co-workers.

OK, so I might have taken a small liberty with it

Statement as of 1:28 PM EDT on July 12, 2013

... A significant weather advisory has been issued for central Duval County for strong winds valid until 215 PM EDT...

At 128 PM EDT National Weather Service Doppler radar indicated a strong thunderstorm centered 2 miles north of Jacksonville Heights...

moving northeast at 15 mph. This strong thunderstorm will affect areas around Cisco gardens... Jacksonville Heights... Normandy...

Ortega... San Marco... Riverside... downtown Jacksonville... Tallyrand and Arlington through 215 PM EDT. Gusty winds of 35 to 50 mph can be expected along with possible minor wind damage.

Strong winds also represent an increased chance of SharkNadic activity In low-lying coastal areas.

Report damage to the nearest law enforcement agency or your County emergency management.

Lat... Lon 3048 8160 3025 8151 3020 8182 3034 8190 time... Mot... loc 1728z 246deg 13kt 3029 8176

Shashy

I was in Jax last week...there could be Snarknados all over the ####### place and the weatherman will report clear skies.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hehe...sharnado.

 

[-fish-]

The guy with the chinesed wife posted an exchange he had with a friend's disgruntled side piece on FB. It made johnny look worse than both the pissed woman and his impotent friend.

His wife is Chinese? Whoa! Had no idea.

Supplies!

:crickets:

I've heard it a billion times before.

Thought it was some pretty strong Jimtan notebooking.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm not going to post in this ####### thread today. #### all y'all.

 

[T Bell]

Knock, knock...

Woo's there

September 11th

bump

SEPTEMBER 11TH WHO?

And you said you'd never forget.

So wrong.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hehe...sharnado.

Damn, this was supposed to be SHARTNADO.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm not going to post in this ####### thread today. #### all y'all.

Need a hug?

 

[Mr.Pack]

OK, which one of you guys called this report in?

 

[mr roboto]

OK, which one of you guys called this report in?

Greatest. Prank. Ever.

 

[bentley]

The Beach Boys are awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW0YGC68qP4

Love everything about this song. Good songs you can sing along to. Great songs take you somewhere else.

This is a great song.

Agree. I would love the chance to introduce them on stage at a private event at the Austin City Limits theater. Maybe I will make that happen on Wednesday night around 8:30.

 

[Guster]

The Beach Boys are awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW0YGC68qP4

Love everything about this song. Good songs you can sing along to. Great songs take you somewhere else.

This is a great song.

Agree. I would love the chance to introduce them on stage at a private event at the Austin City Limits theater. Maybe I will make that happen on Wednesday night around 8:30.

With John Stamos?

 

[kevzilla]

I want to thank everyone who tried to be helpful. Even GM.

As I said, I've tried all of your suggestions already, with two exceptions. I was not familiar with the RKill product, so I ran that, and predictably, Malwarebytes and CCleaner found nothing. Again. Also, Avast was ineffective. Norton Power Eraser says it found it, and all I have to do is let it erase Word, Excel, PowerPoint and FindFast. The last two I can do without, but....

Drifter>I am a cheap SOB who bought a reconditioned HP Pavilion. Windows was installed, but there is no disc to re-install it.

As I type, my hard drive is working furiously. On something. It will either crash again soon, or 20-ton doors on a missile silo outside of Minot, SD will slowly slide open.

 

[Abraham]

Brandy and steak. I have a team of super nerds chomping at the but to do right by gm tan

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Knock, knock...

Woo's there

September 11th

bump

SEPTEMBER 11TH WHO?

And you said you'd never forget.

So wrong.

Why is this getting bumped?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Brandy and steak. I have a team of super nerds chomping at the but to do right by gm tan

wat

 

[Abraham]

I mean what I said.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Brandy and steak. I have a team of super nerds chomping at the but to do right by gm tan

wat

Hehehe

 

[kevzilla]

I am sooo gonna get a timeout if I respond to that.

 

[T Bell]

Knock, knock...

Woo's there

September 11th

bump

SEPTEMBER 11TH WHO?

And you said you'd never forget.

So wrong.

Why is this getting bumped?

Sorry. I'll put it back.

 

[bentley]

The Beach Boys are awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW0YGC68qP4

Love everything about this song. Good songs you can sing along to. Great songs take you somewhere else.

This is a great song.

Agree. I would love the chance to introduce them on stage at a private event at the Austin City Limits theater. Maybe I will make that happen on Wednesday night around 8:30.

With John Stamos?

No Stamos, unfortunately.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

RaiderNation has really let himself go

 

[T Bell]

RaiderNation has really let himself go

He looks really bitter about it too.

 

[General Malaise]

Knock, knock...

Woo's there

September 11th

bump

SEPTEMBER 11TH WHO?

And you said you'd never forget.

So wrong.

Good god...

 

[General Malaise]

I want to thank everyone who tried to be helpful. Even GM.

As I said, I've tried all of your suggestions already, with two exceptions. I was not familiar with the RKill product, so I ran that, and predictably, Malwarebytes and CCleaner found nothing. Again. Also, Avast was ineffective. Norton Power Eraser says it found it, and all I have to do is let it erase Word, Excel, PowerPoint and FindFast. The last two I can do without, but....

Drifter>I am a cheap SOB who bought a reconditioned HP Pavilion. Windows was installed, but there is no disc to re-install it.

As I type, my hard drive is working furiously. On something. It will either crash again soon, or 20-ton doors on a missile silo outside of Minot, SD will slowly slide open.

Then it probably ain't the herp. RKILL will terminate ANY processes that are running that shouldn't be - did you download it from the infected computer or download it from a neutral computer and then install it into the infected one with a flash drive? Could make a difference. And it has to be done in Safe Mode. An updated free version of Malwarebytes is going to catch anything Herp related so long as you've RKILLed the process in Safe Mode and run an updated scan.

And I'd uninstall ALL other anti-virus related products entirely before doing what I suggest above. Get 'em out of there. Uninstall Norton, Avast, MacAfee...get 'em out. THEN do the RKILL et al steps again.

Also, have you tried a system restore? Could try that later....a program suggesting you delete any of the Windows Office Suite is pointing you in the VERY wrong direction.

 

[T Bell]

I want to thank everyone who tried to be helpful. Even GM.

As I said, I've tried all of your suggestions already, with two exceptions. I was not familiar with the RKill product, so I ran that, and predictably, Malwarebytes and CCleaner found nothing. Again. Also, Avast was ineffective. Norton Power Eraser says it found it, and all I have to do is let it erase Word, Excel, PowerPoint and FindFast. The last two I can do without, but....

Drifter>I am a cheap SOB who bought a reconditioned HP Pavilion. Windows was installed, but there is no disc to re-install it.

As I type, my hard drive is working furiously. On something. It will either crash again soon, or 20-ton doors on a missile silo outside of Minot, SD will slowly slide open.

Then it probably ain't the herp. RKILL will terminate ANY processes that are running that shouldn't be - did you download it from the infected computer or download it from a neutral computer and then install it into the infected one with a flash drive? Could make a difference. And it has to be done in Safe Mode. An updated free version of Malwarebytes is going to catch anything Herp related so long as you've RKILLed the process in Safe Mode and run an updated scan.

And I'd uninstall ALL other anti-virus related products entirely before doing what I suggest above. Get 'em out of there. Uninstall Norton, Avast, MacAfee...get 'em out. THEN do the RKILL et al steps again.

Also, have you tried a system restore? Could try that later....a program suggesting you delete any of the Windows Office Suite is pointing you in the VERY wrong direction.

How are they on Netflix?

 

[Abraham]

Small victorie: took my ip5 to the apple store today because the lock button was not working right. I was hoping to get a new phone out of the deal, largely because mine has a HUGE ####### DENT ON THE SIDE.

10 minutes.

New phone

WINNING

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I go over to my mom's to help her set up the Kindle we got for her 7 MONTHS AGO.

It wasn't my idea to give it to her. Her tech skills make GM look like Charles Babbage.

Anyway the Kindle thing went pretty well. I showed her how to "check out" ebooks from the county library and how to buy books with her Amazon account.

Then she wanted me to show her how to use Facebook on the Kindle (oh, I showed her how to find wifi hot-spots too).

So I get Facebook set up and I notice the little notification icon . She's got 72 notifications.

She's been on Facebook for over 2 years and never clicked on that icon once. She had no idea what it did.

 

[Abraham]

Starting Spring Breakers. Will report back later.

 

[T Bell]

So I go over to my mom's to help her set up the Kindle we got for her 7 MONTHS AGO.

It wasn't my idea to give it to her. Her tech skills make GM look like Charles Babbage.

Anyway the Kindle thing went pretty well. I showed her how to "check out" ebooks from the county library and how to buy books with her Amazon account.

Then she wanted me to show her how to use Facebook on the Kindle (oh, I showed her how to find wifi hot-spots too).

So I get Facebook set up and I notice the little notification icon . She's got 72 notifications.

She's been on Facebook for over 2 years and never clicked on that icon once. She had no idea what it did.

I guess she's got a lot of catching up to do on those cat pics you shared with her.