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GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

Stu: I love you more than freeze pops, Arbys and the creator of Golden Girls. You didn't send me a box of crap....you sent me a box of awesome. I took pics, but I don't know how to post them from my phone. To summarize, I beer, porn (both DVD and magazine style) shirt, hat, candy, toys, a floppy disk, a Disco Stu starter kit and basketball cards and more that I'm forgetting. The only thing missing was some of your beard clippings.

You complete me Stu.

 
Watched the Crush tonight for about 30 minutes. I still can't watch that movie without taking it out, but damn is it stupid and poorly acted. Why couldn't the guy just move??

The scene where she gets undressed is still pure awesomeness though.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.

 
Stu: I love you more than freeze pops, Arbys and the creator of Golden Girls. You didn't send me a box of crap....you sent me a box of awesome. I took pics, but I don't know how to post them from my phone. To summarize, I beer, porn (both DVD and magazine style) shirt, hat, candy, toys, a floppy disk, a Disco Stu starter kit and basketball cards and more that I'm forgetting. The only thing missing was some of your beard clippings.

You complete me Stu.
:hifive: You like the Celtics, right?

Wish I had thought of beard clippings. Did you open the starter kit yet?

 
So I've been under a lot of stress lately which is why I haven't been around. Life really is funny. Getting wasted in the basement, smoking cigs.
I love you, GB. Hope things ease up soon. Glad to have you back around
:goodposting:

Don't let the bastards get you down, Bob. :thumbup:
Those #######s at the game are nothing. There are more serious "bastards" than I can handle these days. Again, it sucks getting old.

Oh yeah, I had dinner with vendors last night and the big guy that is taking the place of the other big guy who is retiring looks a lot like Romo. He's 7 years younger than me. So weird getting old.
:hey:
Hey GB

 
Bobby Sac recap?
Not really much to tell. IThings have been largely uneventful.

-Truck's got a jar of fart he wants to mail to somebody, but the internet won't cooperate and make him the Lord of Like first.

-Frosti played softball and his nephew overcame prematurity to be as normal as a 1 year-old in Wisconsin can be.

-Likewise, Abe overcame his lack of career training to successfully drink some beer and watch 9 out of 10 movies rented from Redbox.

-This week, the part of Michael Keaton is being played by GM. No word on the thoughts of the Schooner Tuna people.

-Leeroy Jenkins is getting a job defending elves who live and make cookies in trees (environmental law?)

-Guster was dumb enough to tell a woman he posts here, and they're not going to get squelchy as a result

-guru is "making breakfast tacos" "to improve his wife's yard sale." I have no idea if that's euphemistic or not.

-A lot of people here know people who have handled Chris Davis' balls.

-Tanner and Homer don't know who Chris Davis is, but they're both REALLY excited for the start of the Sri Lanka Premier League 2013.

-Chris Davis is actually #1 Fan of Ghana Soccer

-McGarnicle is the latest alias I should probably know but don't

-Wendy's covered meat in pretzels and the result is either awful or awesome.

-Some guy slipped GM a meat package

-Little 'zooks only likes whorry, busty heroes who can turn their womb into a fuselage at the first sight of alien robot attack

-Mmmm... open-faced club sand wedge

-Gay Mike Tomlin likes Cheerios

-It seems I have to make a token orange friend now. I may just wait to see who Joe friends and then leech on.

 
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Bobby Sac recap?
Not really much to tell. IThings have been largely uneventful.

-Truck's got a jar of fart he wants to mail to somebody, but the internet won't cooperate and make him the Lord of Like first.

-Frosti played softball and his nephew overcame prematurity to be as normal as a 1 year-old in Wisconsin can be.

-Likewise, Abe overcame his lack of career training to successfully drink some beer and watch 9 out of 10 movies rented from Redbox.

-This week, the part of Michael Keaton is being played by GM. No word on the thoughts of the Schooner Tuna people.

-Leeroy Jenkins is getting a job defending elves who live and make cookies in trees (environmental law?)

-Guster was dumb enough to tell a woman he posts here, and they're not going to get squelchy as a result

-guru is "making breakfast tacos" "to improve his wife's yard sale." I have no idea if that's euphemistic or not.

-A lot of people here know people who have handled Chris Davis' balls.

-Tanner and Homer don't know who Chris Davis is, but they're both REALLY excited for the start of the Sri Lanka Premier League 2013.

-Chris Davis is actually #1 Fan of Ghana Soccer

-McGarnicle is the latest alias I should probably know but don't

-Wendy's covered meat in pretzels and the result is either awful or awesome.

-Some guy slipped GM a meat package

-Little 'zooks only likes whorry, busty heroes who can turn their womb into a fuselage at the first sight of alien robot attack

-Mmmm... open-faced club sand wedge

-Gay Mike Tomlin likes Cheerios
Good. Lord. Things like this make me glad my wife doesn't care enough about me to check this place out.

Homer, you still in the Hamptons? I need a vacation from my problems.
You think you have it bad, Barth just tore his Achilles, and now Lubert is up a tree for next year.
:kicksrock:

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'd be in but I'm afraid to bring my daughter around Homer.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'd be in but I'm afraid to bring my daughter around Homer.
Technically your daughter was almost a teenager at birth due to your long pregnancy, so she might be too old for Homer now anyways.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'd be in but I'm afraid to bring my daughter around Homer.
Technically your daughter was almost a teenager at birth due to your long pregnancy, so she might be too old for Homer now anyways.
:lmao: @ both of these.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'm usually in Chicago around then. I'll wave though.

 
I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess. I rolled around on Ms. SLB's side of the bed spreading my pheromones all over. This has worked in the past. Will report back.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'm usually in Chicago around then. I'll wave though.
Those of us already here will again ignore you.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I'm only going if you guys make BosHole promotional posters with Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on it.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'd be in but I'm afraid to bring my daughter around Homer.
Technically your daughter was almost a teenager at birth due to your long pregnancy, so she might be too old for Homer now anyways.
This.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'm usually in Chicago around then. I'll wave though.
Those of us already here will again ignore you.
Noted.

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'd be interested possibly

 
COS: what's the deal with the Boston area holiday CosHole? Is this really happening? I'm too lazy to go back look for posts about this. I'm in for this. Big time.
I need to be at a wedding in Boston 12/28. We were thinking of hanging out for a week or so afterwards somewhere within a few hours. Maybe fining a big house to rent. Seems like we could find something big and nice in the offseason at a good price. Maybe the Hamptons (or Montauk), maybe Martha's vineyard or the Berkshires. Its a crap time of year to do it, but that makes it much more affordable. There should be lots of good football to watch.

Homer had failed to respond in any manner, but K4 has shown some interest.

Me, mizcos and Thorn are IN.
I'm off on NYE, so I can travel anywhere except Montauk. :thumbup:

 
I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.
So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

 
I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.
So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.
:thumbup: Good for you.
Good that I haven't found anything?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.
So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.
You found any discs?

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Bobby Sac recap?
Not really much to tell. IThings have been largely uneventful.

-Truck's got a jar of fart he wants to mail to somebody, but the internet won't cooperate and make him the Lord of Like first.

-Frosti played softball and his nephew overcame prematurity to be as normal as a 1 year-old in Wisconsin can be.

-Likewise, Abe overcame his lack of career training to successfully drink some beer and watch 9 out of 10 movies rented from Redbox.

-This week, the part of Michael Keaton is being played by GM. No word on the thoughts of the Schooner Tuna people.

-Leeroy Jenkins is getting a job defending elves who live and make cookies in trees (environmental law?)

-Guster was dumb enough to tell a woman he posts here, and they're not going to get squelchy as a result

-guru is "making breakfast tacos" "to improve his wife's yard sale." I have no idea if that's euphemistic or not.

-A lot of people here know people who have handled Chris Davis' balls.

-Tanner and Homer don't know who Chris Davis is, but they're both REALLY excited for the start of the Sri Lanka Premier League 2013.

-Chris Davis is actually #1 Fan of Ghana Soccer

-McGarnicle is the latest alias I should probably know but don't

-Wendy's covered meat in pretzels and the result is either awful or awesome.

-Some guy slipped GM a meat package

-Little 'zooks only likes whorry, busty heroes who can turn their womb into a fuselage at the first sight of alien robot attack

-Mmmm... open-faced club sand wedge

-Gay Mike Tomlin likes Cheerios

-It seems I have to make a token orange friend now. I may just wait to see who Joe friends and then leech on.
Outstanding.

 

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