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thx all for the thoprawishes. coma dude has been moved out of icu but i'm not sure he recognizes his kids yet. he did recognize a long time friend

 
I'm not much for celebrity gossip, but I happened to look at an article about this Polina Polonsky bird who supposedly shacked up with Lamar Odom behind Khloe Kardashian's back for six weeks this summer, supposedly ignorant that Lamar was still married. Yeah ok, whatever.

Anyway, I noticed that she's a lawyer out here in the LA area, so I looked her up on the State Bar website, and then searched for her firm's website hoping that she had a profile page on there. Turns out the firm's website's crashed, no doubt because it's getting bombarded with hits right now; I wonder if their email server is separate. How'd you like to explain that to your boss as a newish attorney? :lol:

 
T Bell said:
I'm not much for celebrity gossip, but I happened to look at an article about this Polina Polonsky bird who supposedly shacked up with Lamar Odom behind Khloe Kardashian's back for six weeks this summer, supposedly ignorant that Lamar was still married. Yeah ok, whatever.

Anyway, I noticed that she's a lawyer out here in the LA area, so I looked her up on the State Bar website, and then searched for her firm's website hoping that she had a profile page on there. Turns out the firm's website's crashed, no doubt because it's getting bombarded with hits right now; I wonder if their email server is separate. How'd you like to explain that to your boss as a newish attorney? :lol:
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I'm pretty sure getting plowed regularly by a married NBA player is the second-fastest way to get rich in this country. She won't have to worry about that job soon.

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
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:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
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Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
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Odd...I've never heard of such a thing happening in the warm light of the internet.

 
Abraham said:
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
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:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
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Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup: Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
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Odd...I've never heard of such a thing happening in the warm light of the internet.
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The morning light tells the hard truths. :kicksrock:

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
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:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
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Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
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And what do you know, she's engaged to a chick

 
Guster said:
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
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:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
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Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
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And what do you know, she's engaged to a chick
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If you have daddy issues, there's always mommy.

 
T Bell said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Kinda wish I would have snorted the pills now.
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I don't think I'm completely following here. You drank way too much over the weekend and I got how you were hurting because of that. Did you also injure yourself somehow (aside from a hangover), GB?
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Meh, just hating right now. My secretary at work got all worked up today "because I never trust her word" about the way our website works. Started crying and stuff. It wasn't that I didn't trust her, she wasn't giving me the answer I wanted to hear. I wasn't mad at all because it isn't her department. I told her I would talk to IT because THEY should have had an answer to this anyway. That's when she lost it. I don't have time or patience for drama right now. We have a huge account on the line, they want some pretty simple stuff done and the head IT guy has been dragging his feet in addition to taking vacation last week. If we lost this account, there would be mass firings and a for sale sign on the door. Some people feel stress trying to provide for their family. Well I have that. Plus three uncles, an aunt, a cousin and dozens of other people that work there that are like family PLUS their families that count on them having this job. Most of the income has always been generated by me and a huge portion is about to disappear. I really don't give a #### about your feelings right now. Put your big girl panties on and accept you can't do what I'm asking. I seriously don't care, not your department.

Again, stressed. The 10 mile additional walk this afternoon has just made me tired. Pills would have been easier to get the same feeling. /pityparty

ETA

After being so cool about things Saturday, reality finally hit Mrs. SLB on Sunday. So she does what she does when she's upset, ignores the hell out of me and retreats to herself. Tonight she finally gave me a kiss before leaving to take Dylan to soccer practice. That would be the first since Saturday.

ETA2

The bolded is unfair really. I've felt her kiss me when she thought I was sleeping. I haven't been too pleasant of a guy since Sunday. Bring it on myself.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
T Bell said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Kinda wish I would have snorted the pills now.
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I don't think I'm completely following here. You drank way too much over the weekend and I got how you were hurting because of that. Did you also injure yourself somehow (aside from a hangover), GB?
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Meh, just hating right now. My secretary at work got all worked up today "because I never trust her word" about the way our website works. Started crying and stuff. It wasn't that I didn't trust her, she wasn't giving me the answer I wanted to hear. I wasn't mad at all because it isn't her department. I told her I would talk to IT because THEY should have had an answer to this anyway. That's when she lost it. I don't have time or patience for drama right now. We have a huge account on the line, they want some pretty simple stuff done and the head IT guy has been dragging his feet in addition to taking vacation last week. If we lost this account, there would be mass firings and a for sale sign on the door. Some people feel stress trying to provide for their family. Well I have that. Plus three uncles, an aunt, a cousin and dozens of other people that work there that are like family PLUS their families that count on them having this job. Most of the income has always been generated by me and a huge portion is about to disappear. I really don't give a #### about your feelings right now. Put your big girl panties on and accept you can't do what I'm asking. I seriously don't care, not your department.

Again, stressed. The 10 mile additional walk this afternoon has just made me tired. Pills would have been easier to get the same feeling. /pityparty

ETA

After being so cool about things Saturday, reality finally hit Mrs. SLB on Sunday. So she does what she does when she's upset, ignores the hell out of me and retreats to herself. Tonight she finally gave me a kiss before leaving to take Dylan to soccer practice. That would be the first since Saturday.
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Just figure out a way to mention Antonio Gates to her tomorrow and it'll make you feel like 10% better.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
St. Louis Bob said:
T Bell said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Kinda wish I would have snorted the pills now.
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I don't think I'm completely following here. You drank way too much over the weekend and I got how you were hurting because of that. Did you also injure yourself somehow (aside from a hangover), GB?
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Meh, just hating right now. My secretary at work got all worked up today "because I never trust her word" about the way our website works. Started crying and stuff. It wasn't that I didn't trust her, she wasn't giving me the answer I wanted to hear. I wasn't mad at all because it isn't her department. I told her I would talk to IT because THEY should have had an answer to this anyway. That's when she lost it. I don't have time or patience for drama right now. We have a huge account on the line, they want some pretty simple stuff done and the head IT guy has been dragging his feet in addition to taking vacation last week. If we lost this account, there would be mass firings and a for sale sign on the door. Some people feel stress trying to provide for their family. Well I have that. Plus three uncles, an aunt, a cousin and dozens of other people that work there that are like family PLUS their families that count on them having this job. Most of the income has always been generated by me and a huge portion is about to disappear. I really don't give a #### about your feelings right now. Put your big girl panties on and accept you can't do what I'm asking. I seriously don't care, not your department.

Again, stressed. The 10 mile additional walk this afternoon has just made me tired. Pills would have been easier to get the same feeling. /pityparty

ETA

After being so cool about things Saturday, reality finally hit Mrs. SLB on Sunday. So she does what she does when she's upset, ignores the hell out of me and retreats to herself. Tonight she finally gave me a kiss before leaving to take Dylan to soccer practice. That would be the first since Saturday.
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Just figure out a way to mention Antonio Gates to her tomorrow and it'll make you feel like 10% better.
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Were I married to YSR, you might be onto something here.

It's like it is the week before Christmas and Mrs. SLB just realized I'm not going to be able to buy the boys the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
"Good said:
St. Louis Bob said:
T Bell said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Kinda wish I would have snorted the pills now.
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I don't think I'm completely following here. You drank way too much over the weekend and I got how you were hurting because of that. Did you also injure yourself somehow (aside from a hangover), GB?
Click to expand...
Meh, just hating right now. My secretary at work got all worked up today "because I never trust her word" about the way our website works. Started crying and stuff. It wasn't that I didn't trust her, she wasn't giving me the answer I wanted to hear. I wasn't mad at all because it isn't her department. I told her I would talk to IT because THEY should have had an answer to this anyway. That's when she lost it. I don't have time or patience for drama right now. We have a huge account on the line, they want some pretty simple stuff done and the head IT guy has been dragging his feet in addition to taking vacation last week. If we lost this account, there would be mass firings and a for sale sign on the door. Some people feel stress trying to provide for their family. Well I have that. Plus three uncles, an aunt, a cousin and dozens of other people that work there that are like family PLUS their families that count on them having this job. Most of the income has always been generated by me and a huge portion is about to disappear. I really don't give a #### about your feelings right now. Put your big girl panties on and accept you can't do what I'm asking. I seriously don't care, not your department.

Again, stressed. The 10 mile additional walk this afternoon has just made me tired. Pills would have been easier to get the same feeling. /pityparty

ETA

After being so cool about things Saturday, reality finally hit Mrs. SLB on Sunday. So she does what she does when she's upset, ignores the hell out of me and retreats to herself. Tonight she finally gave me a kiss before leaving to take Dylan to soccer practice. That would be the first since Saturday.
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Just figure out a way to mention Antonio Gates to her tomorrow and it'll make you feel like 10% better.
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Were I married to YSR, you might be onto something here.

It's like it is the week before Christmas and Mrs. SLB just realized I'm not going to be able to buy the boys the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip.
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You'll get him that GI Joe, buddy. I have complete confidence in you. :myhero:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Honest to god. I'm a pretty liberal guy but any time a woman cries in the workplace I want to punch Susan B Steinhem. It's such bullshirt.
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:goodposting: * million

This is only the second time it has happened since we opened the doors. The other was stupid whore and I was really mad at her.

After secretary settled down she said "I'm so sorry. You are one of my favorite people in the entire world. You don't deserve this". Then she went and apologized to everybody within ear shot.

But still....

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
T Bell said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Kinda wish I would have snorted the pills now.
Click to expand...
I don't think I'm completely following here. You drank way too much over the weekend and I got how you were hurting because of that. Did you also injure yourself somehow (aside from a hangover), GB?
Click to expand...
Meh, just hating right now. My secretary at work got all worked up today "because I never trust her word" about the way our website works. Started crying and stuff. It wasn't that I didn't trust her, she wasn't giving me the answer I wanted to hear. I wasn't mad at all because it isn't her department. I told her I would talk to IT because THEY should have had an answer to this anyway. That's when she lost it. I don't have time or patience for drama right now. We have a huge account on the line, they want some pretty simple stuff done and the head IT guy has been dragging his feet in addition to taking vacation last week. If we lost this account, there would be mass firings and a for sale sign on the door. Some people feel stress trying to provide for their family. Well I have that. Plus three uncles, an aunt, a cousin and dozens of other people that work there that are like family PLUS their families that count on them having this job. Most of the income has always been generated by me and a huge portion is about to disappear. I really don't give a #### about your feelings right now. Put your big girl panties on and accept you can't do what I'm asking. I seriously don't care, not your department.

Again, stressed. The 10 mile additional walk this afternoon has just made me tired. Pills would have been easier to get the same feeling. /pityparty

ETA

After being so cool about things Saturday, reality finally hit Mrs. SLB on Sunday. So she does what she does when she's upset, ignores the hell out of me and retreats to herself. Tonight she finally gave me a kiss before leaving to take Dylan to soccer practice. That would be the first since Saturday.

ETA2

The bolded is unfair really. I've felt her kiss me when she thought I was sleeping. I haven't been too pleasant of a guy since Sunday. Bring it on myself.
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Ah ####, GB, sorry you're going through this.

It'll improve, it'll just take time and effort as it always does.

 
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