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Reading up on how much longer I can expect my piece of #### dogs to live and I came across this quote that really sums up the breed:

Being the owner of dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the dachshund and why he can't be trained and shouldn't be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him in something he wants to do.
 
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
Yeah, shoot...I should have remembered that there is ANOTHER Jolly Roger bar way far away from the one I met you at; the one, you know....A BLOCK FROM YOUR BROTHER.

I just checked out your fiance's facebook page (congrats, btw, you'll make an excellent step dad)....she's friends with my sister's boyfriend. :lmao:

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
She wasn't THAT bad. I mean, she wasn't the Columbian or the super hot blonde or even the steak eating vegan with bad teeth....but I thought she was better looking than that older cougar stripper who wore a schoolgirl uniform and had a face like Carrot Top. She also liked young Chase. Dude would absolutely smash up here.

 
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21.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Oakland DEF/ST
21.10 Reese's Power - Mason Crosby - K - GB
21.11 Let it Sweat - Justin Forsett - RB - JAX
21.12 Sweatier Vests - Marc Mariani - WR - TEN
21.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Jacob Tamme - TE - DEN
21.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Larod Stephens Howling - RB - ARI

22.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Jaguars DEF/ST
22.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lawrence Tynes - K - TB
22.03 Sweatier Vests - Santonio Holmes - WR - NYJ
22.04 Let it Sweat - Robbie Gould - K - CHI
22.05 Reese's Power - OTC
22.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders
22.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms
22.08 PowerAids
22.09 Stinky Fingers
22.10 Elderly Anoos Aids
22.11 Es Pipi
22.12 Drugstore Cowboys
22.13 Vag Head Hummus Men
22.14 Oildale Meat Raffle
 
I'm going through Pickles withdrawal. :kicksrock:
:goodposting:

I also forgot to mention, on my walk yesterday, there was this smoking hot blond/dark hair combo gal in the back yard. Just beautiful and built. Problem was I couldn't tell if she was 17 or 23. They just got a new puppy about 6 months ago and she was in the backyard with it. This house backs up to a really busy street and it was rush hour. Oh did I mention she was doing the hula hoop? Well she wasn't exactly until she saw me. Then she gives me this wry smile and starts with the hips. Great googly moogly. I smile and then look away for a moment but my eyes listen to my #### and quickly look back. She then gets the hula hoop up around her neck. I must have about tripped on my tongue because she started laughing a little and waved to me. I'm really in the mood to crush a bunch of strange to improve my ego.

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
She wasn't THAT bad. I mean, she wasn't the Columbian or the super hot blonde or even the steak eating vegan with bad teeth....but I thought she was better looking than that older cougar stripper who wore a schoolgirl uniform and had a face like Carrot Top. She also liked young Chase. Dude would absolutely smash up here.
Pre-plastic surgery Carrot Top or post? This is important.

 
Updated roosters:

Amazon Primelvrs

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12.01 - Geno Smith

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RB

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14.01 - LaMichael James

16.01 - Knile Davis

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WR

8.01 - Cecil Shorts

6.01 - Tavon Austin

9.14 - Golden Tate

10.01 - Emmanuel Sanders

TE

3.14 - Rob Gronkowski

13.14 - Heath Miller

18.01 - Rob Housler

DEF

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15.14 - Dolphins DEF

22.01 - Jaguars DEF

K

19.14 - Alex Henery

20.01 - Ryan Succop

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24.01 -

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4.12 - Matt Schaub

14.12 - Terrelle Pryor

15.03 - Kirk Cousins

16.12 - Kyle Orton

18.12 - Ryan Mallett

19.03 - TJ Yates

RB

1.03 - Arian Foster

8.12 - Giovani Bernard

21.03 - Philip Tanner

2.11 - CJ Spiller

WR

2.12 - Brandon Marshall

5.03 - Vincent Jackson

9.03 - Miles Austin

12.12 - DeAndre Hopkins

17.03 - Ted Ginn

TE

11.03 - Jordan Cameron

13.03 - Ed Dickson

DEF

7.03 - 49er DEF

10.12 - Steelers DEF

6.12 - Seahawks DEF

K

20.12 - Connor Barth

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QB

4.10 - Sam Bradford

6.10 - Alex Smith

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9.05 - Shane Vereen

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19.05 - Stepfan Taylor

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20.10 - Chris Polk

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13.05 - Brian Hartline

2.10 - Dez Bryant

8.10 - Stevie Johnson

14.10 - Ryan Broyles

18.10 - Dwayne Harris

TE

5.05 - Jason Witten

12.10 - Fred Davis

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11.05 - NE DEF

K

21.05 - Shaun Suisham

16.10 - Matt Bryant

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Es Pipi?

QB

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8.11 - Johnathan Franklin

9.04 - Isaiah D'Vaughn Pead

4.11 - Montee Ball

18.11 - Shonn Greene

20.11 - Evan Royster

WR

11.04 - Kendall Wright

6.11 - Eric Decker

7.04 - Mike Wallace

12.11 - Alshon Jeffery

15.04 - Jeremy Kerley

21.04 - Brian Quick

3.04 - Randall Cobb

TE

10.11 - Brandon Myers

13.04 - Coby Fleener

DEF

14.11 - Chefs DEF

17.04 - Panthers DEF

K

16.11 - Dan Bailey

19.04 - Sebastian Janikowski

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FAT **** HAVERS

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2.13 - Eli Manning

3.02 - Joe Flacco

20.13 - Matt Cassel

RB

1.02 - Doug Martin

4.13 - Ryan Matthews

6.13 - Eddie Lacy

12.13 - Dion Lewis

18.13 - Lance Dunbar

WR

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7.02 - DeSean Jackson

9.02 - Danario Alexander

11.02 - Lance Moore

14.13 - Mohamed Sanu

15.02 - Davone Bess

19.02 - Robert Woods

TE

8.13 - Owen Daniels

13.02 - Jermaine Gresham

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21.02 - Saints DEF

K

16.13 - Phil Dawson

17.02 - Greg Zuerlein

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Ice Bags & Nachos

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2.02 - Tom Brady

7.13 - Brandon Weeden

RB

3.13 - LeMarco Murray

5.13 - Jaquizz Rodgers

8.02 - Rashard Mendenhall

9.13 - Bernard Pierce

15.13 - Ryan Williams

19.13 - Dujuan Harris

WR

4.02 - Andre Johnson

6.02 - T.Y. Hilton

10.02 - Josh Gordon

11.13 - Chris Givens

12.02 - Denard Robinson

13.13 - Dexter McCluster

17.13 - Nick Toon

20.02 - Kenbrell Thompkins

TE

1.13 - Jimmy Graham

21.13 - Jacob Tamme

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18.02 - Lions DEF

K

16.02 - Randy Bullock

22.02 - Lawrence Tynes

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Jr. High Cheerleaders

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1.09 - Peyton Manning

2.06 - Tony Romo

RB

4.06 - Darren McFadden

7.09 - BenJarvis Green-Ellis

8.06 - Daryl Richardson

12.06 - Marcus Thigpen

17.09 - Kendall Hunter

18.06 - Joseph Randle

19.09 - Montario Hardesty

WR

3.09 - Larry Fitzgerald

5.09 - Jacoby Jones

6.06 - Danny Amendola

11.09 - Josh Cribbs

14.06 - Keshawn Martin

15.09 - Devin Hester

20.06 - Rod Streater

TE

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14.04 - Leon Washington

19.11 - Joique Bell

21.11 - Justin Forsett

WR

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6.04 - Jordy Nelson

8.04 - Pierre Garcon

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15.11 - Trindon Holliday

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20.04 - Percy Harvin

TE

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13.11 - Dustin Keller

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K

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Oildale Meat Raffle

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6.14 - Jake Locker

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RB

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12.14 - Michael Bush

18.14 - Toby Gearhart

21.01 - Mike Tolbert

WR

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5.01 - Hakeem Nicks

11.01 - Justin Blackmon

13.01 - Darius Heyward-Bey

16.14 - Keenan Allen

20.14 - Darius Reynaud

TE

8.14 - Antonio Gates

14.14 - Marcedes Lewis

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15.01 - Vikings DEF

K

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19.01 - Garrett Hartley

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18.07 - Mark Sanchez

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WR

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7.08 - James Jones

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TE

5.08 - Tony Gonzalez

12.07 - Brandon Pettigrew

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19.08 - Steven Hauschka

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24.07 -

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13.07 - Chad Henne

15.07 - Brock Osweiler

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4.08 - Stevan Ridley

5.07 - Frank Gore

10.08 - Andre Brown

14.08 - Zac Stacy

17.07 - Christine Michael

21.07 - Ronnie Brown

WR

3.07 - Demaryius Thomas

6.08 - Antonio Brown

7.07 - Greg Jennings

11.07 - Sidney Rice

12.08 - Rueben Randle

20.08 - Eddie Royal

TE

8.08 - Jared Cook

18.08 - Zach Miller

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9.07 - Broncos DEF

16.08 - Jets DEF

K

19.07 - Mike Nugent

(blank)

22.08 -

23.07 -

24.08 -

Reese's Power

QB

3.10 - Andy Dalton

5.10 - Michael Vick

7.10 - Nick Foles

RB

1.10 - Jamaal Charles

2.05 - Marshawn Lynch

9.10 - Mikel Leshoure

15.10 - Knowshon Moreno

17.10 - Robert Turbin

19.10 - Marcel Reece

WR

4.05 - Roddy White

8.05 - Mike Williams

10.05 - Kenny Britt

12.05 - Julian Edelman

16.05 - Nate Burleson

20.05 - Kenny Stills

TE

6.05 - Vernon Davis

DEF

11.10 - GB DEF

13.10 - Buffalo DEF

14.05 - Dallas DEF

K

18.05 - David Akers

21.10 - Mason Crosby

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24.05 -

23.10 -

Stinky Fingers

QB

1.06 - Aaron Rodgers

4.09 - Jay Cutler

18.09 - Tim Tebow

RB

3.06 - Steven Jackson

5.06 - Lamar Miller

8.09 - DeAngelo Williams

10.09 - Fred Jackson

13.06 - Pierre Thomas

21.06 - Willis McGehee

WR

2.09 - AJ Green

6.09 - Torrey Smith

11.06 - Stephen Hill

12.09 - Aaron Dobson

14.09 - Greg Little

17.06 - Brandon LaFell

TE

7.06 - Jermichael Finley

19.06 - Scott Chandler

DEF

9.06 - Texans DEF

16.09 - Redskins DEF

K

15.06 - Blair Walsh Project

20.09 - Adam Vinatieri

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22.09 -

23.06 -

24.09 -

Sweatier Vests

QB

1.12 - Matt Stafford

2.03 - Matt Ryan

10.03 - Christian Ponder

RB

3.12 - Sprolesy

4.03 - David Wilson

9.12 - Ben Tate

11.12 - Mark Ingram

20.03 - Latavious Murray

WR

5.12 - Marques Colston

6.03 - Dwayne Bowe

7.12 - Steve Smith

12.03 - Vinny Brown

16.03 - Nate Washington

21.12 - Marc Mariani

22.03 - Santonio Holmes

TE

8.03 - Martellus Bennett

14.03 - Dwayne Allen

19.12 - James Casey

DEF

13.12 - NY Giants DEF

18.03 - Philadelphia DEF

K

15.12 - Stephen Gostkowski

17.12 - Justin Tucker

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24.03 -
(I think these are correct.)

 
I've been drawing some comfort from the fact that krista's clearly lost her mind over the move to Nigeria, but I'm looking for further reassurance. All women are exceptionally bad at dealing with change, right?

 
You know the scene in "Heat" right after the diner scene with Pacino and DeNiro, where Pacino returns to the police station and they tell him that all their surveillance just got dumped and they don't know where they all went? Pacino is shocked and his voice raises with every syllable as he says "I had coffee with McCaulie HALF AN HOUR AGO!!!" So whenever something happens at work that involves the slightest change (like if someone changes our lunch location or someone changes a meeting time) I put on an incredulous look and yell in a Pacino-like rage: "I HAD COFFEE WITH McCAULIE HALF AN HOUR AGO!!" The people that know the movie laugh but others just look confused. Now other co-workers are stealing this shtick but the ones that don't know the movie keep messing up the line which is very comical to me. "I ordered coffee HALF AN HOUR AGO!" or "I loved coffee with McCauffie an Hour AGO" But this morning was the best one yet. In the break room I mentioned that no one brings in donuts anymore and this new younger guy screams out: "I HAD COCKTAILS AT MCDONALDS, HALF AN HOUR AGO!!!" Two Senior VPs and our HR person are standing there looking at him in shocked silence and finally one of them says "why don't you relax Rain Man" and then walked out of the room. Poor kid turned red and looked at me with a look of complete panic and embarrassment, I mouthed the words "I love you" and left the room.

 
It's like The Onion only posted for Tanner's benefit today:

Meow

Doooooooon't Caaaaaaaaaare
:lmao: at both
People want to question my future with this team, and that just motivates me to show them meh, said Cutler, holding his mouth agape for several seconds before continuing. I know theres a lot of pressure on me to win, so at the end of the day I just have to go out there and who gives a ####.
This is how I try to live my life everyday.

 
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I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours

 
I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
What would the price of Kaepernick be next year? My brother is in a similar styled league. He got Kaepernick off waivers last year which means he costs a last-round (16th) pick this year. It subtracts 2 round per year, so he will cost a 14th next year, a 12th after, etc.

 
I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
What would the price of Kaepernick be next year? My brother is in a similar styled league. He got Kaepernick off waivers last year which means he costs a last-round (16th) pick this year. It subtracts 2 round per year, so he will cost a 14th next year, a 12th after, etc.
Doesn't matter. Play to win this year imo

 

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