GM's thread about nothing (62 Viewers)

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Eyebrow?

 

[T Bell]

I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?

Faulkner drank it to his grave. Swore by the stuff as the very best spirits for Southern gentlemen. So it be ok for Midwestern mobsters.

Yeah, but his writing was incomprehensibly thick. It's like reading a hangover.

 

[T Bell]

I'm going through Pickles withdrawal.

I also forgot to mention, on my walk yesterday, there was this smoking hot blond/dark hair combo gal in the back yard. Just beautiful and built. Problem was I couldn't tell if she was 17 or 23. They just got a new puppy about 6 months ago and she was in the backyard with it. This house backs up to a really busy street and it was rush hour. Oh did I mention she was doing the hula hoop? Well she wasn't exactly until she saw me. Then she gives me this wry smile and starts with the hips. Great googly moogly. I smile and then look away for a moment but my eyes listen to my #### and quickly look back. She then gets the hula hoop up around her neck. I must have about tripped on my tongue because she started laughing a little and waved to me. I'm really in the mood to crush a bunch of strange to improve my ego.

I really could have used Google glass here I guess.

At some point, if you wear Google Glass while railing a chick it will start prompting suggestions about identity based upon her tramp stamp.

You know this is going to happen.

 

[Abraham]

James dean has already done one porno using google glass.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Evan Williams Green Label is my go to cheap mixing bourbon. No hangovers

:takingnotes: How much a bottle are we talking here?

$14-$16 per 1.75 liter

IN!

I'm going through Pickles withdrawal.

I also forgot to mention, on my walk yesterday, there was this smoking hot blond/dark hair combo gal in the back yard. Just beautiful and built. Problem was I couldn't tell if she was 17 or 23. They just got a new puppy about 6 months ago and she was in the backyard with it. This house backs up to a really busy street and it was rush hour. Oh did I mention she was doing the hula hoop? Well she wasn't exactly until she saw me. Then she gives me this wry smile and starts with the hips. Great googly moogly. I smile and then look away for a moment but my eyes listen to my #### and quickly look back. She then gets the hula hoop up around her neck. I must have about tripped on my tongue because she started laughing a little and waved to me. I'm really in the mood to crush a bunch of strange to improve my ego.

I really could have used Google glass here I guess.

At some point, if you wear Google Glass while railing a chick it will start prompting suggestions about identity based upon her tramp stamp.

You know this is going to happen.

I would have just liked to know how old she is. Really leaning towards young 20's. Maybe that's because it's what I want. She was certainly hot and whorish though. I really like that in a girl.

 

[flysack]

Ms. SLB liked my comment on SLB's post. Pretty sure we're gonna start going out.

I WILL RIP OFF YOUR EYEBROWS AND RUB MY SHAFT-WART ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

I don't know why, but

I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?

Faulkner drank it to his grave. Swore by the stuff as the very best spirits for Southern gentlemen. So it be ok for Midwestern mobsters.

Yeah, but his writing was incomprehensibly thick. It's like reading a hangover.

That's it, we're no longer friends. I have few lines for friends, and you just crossed one. "Incomprehensibly thick?" Maybe to think headed readers....

:sticks lit nose in air:

 

[flysack]

Is frotting a sport too?

Just checking for a friend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got off the phone with Dylan's Godfather. Now he has balls. He was half crocked and talking to his wife before me and just railing on her and her daughter for spending too much money. I could just hear her laughing in the background. She would never spout off while he is talking to me. Mrs. SLB never would either actually were the roles switched.

Of course he says they got into a fight Saturday night so instead of arguing in front of the kids they went for a ride. Back in my old hood there is a big natural gas field that is kept in impeccable shape and nobody monitors it. We used to go drinking there all the time as yutes. Anyhow, so he takes her there, maybe 3 miles from his house, they arrive, then they start "having sex like monkeys". Then he drove home while both of them were naked. What a #### he is.

At least my neighbor just texted and he's coming down for a cocktail. So I got that going for me.

 

[T Bell]

I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?

Faulkner drank it to his grave. Swore by the stuff as the very best spirits for Southern gentlemen. So it be ok for Midwestern mobsters.

Yeah, but his writing was incomprehensibly thick. It's like reading a hangover.

That's it, we're no longer friends. I have few lines for friends, and you just crossed one. "Incomprehensibly thick?" Maybe to think headed readers....

:sticks lit nose in air:

You're really too easy to fish.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ms. SLB liked my comment on SLB's post. Pretty sure we're gonna start going out.

I WILL RIP OFF YOUR EYEBROWS AND RUB MY SHAFT-WART ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

 

[T Bell]

Just got off the phone with Dylan's Godfather. Now he has balls. He was half crocked and talking to his wife before me and just railing on her and her daughter for spending too much money. I could just hear her laughing in the background. She would never spout off while he is talking to me. Mrs. SLB never would either actually were the roles switched.

Of course he says they got into a fight Saturday night so instead of arguing in front of the kids they went for a ride. Back in my old hood there is a big natural gas field that is kept in impeccable shape and nobody monitors it. We used to go drinking there all the time as yutes. Anyhow, so he takes her there, maybe 3 miles from his house, they arrive, then they start "having sex like monkeys". Then he drove home while both of them were naked. What a #### he is.

At least my neighbor just texted and he's coming down for a cocktail. So I got that going for me.

You have a good life and good friends. I mean, you'll die in a couple of years because of stress and that toxic waste you used to frolic in, but it's been a run.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Roger: Ok, so where's the booze?

Haley: There is no booze. Saudi Arabia is a dry country.

Roger: Seriously, where's the booze?

Do you think God got to become God by just giving away money?!

 

[Abraham]

Bob, if your IT guy sucks and you want to cut costs.,,.

 

[flysack]

I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?

Faulkner drank it to his grave. Swore by the stuff as the very best spirits for Southern gentlemen. So it be ok for Midwestern mobsters.

Yeah, but his writing was incomprehensibly thick. It's like reading a hangover.

That's it, we're no longer friends. I have few lines for friends, and you just crossed one. "Incomprehensibly thick?" Maybe to think headed readers....

:sticks lit nose in air:

You're really too easy to fish.

Come on, dude.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got off the phone with Dylan's Godfather. Now he has balls. He was half crocked and talking to his wife before me and just railing on her and her daughter for spending too much money. I could just hear her laughing in the background. She would never spout off while he is talking to me. Mrs. SLB never would either actually were the roles switched.

Of course he says they got into a fight Saturday night so instead of arguing in front of the kids they went for a ride. Back in my old hood there is a big natural gas field that is kept in impeccable shape and nobody monitors it. We used to go drinking there all the time as yutes. Anyhow, so he takes her there, maybe 3 miles from his house, they arrive, then they start "having sex like monkeys". Then he drove home while both of them were naked. What a #### he is.

At least my neighbor just texted and he's coming down for a cocktail. So I got that going for me.

You have a good life and good friends. I mean, you'll die in a couple of years because of stress and that toxic waste you used to frolic in, but it's been a run.

That's what I have to keep telling myself.

I called my cousin Bobby (you met him at the craps table) that has Rams tickets with us to get his pre-season ticket for Saturday's game today. Figure it will be a cheap night out for the wife and kids.

Me: Hey Bobby, what's happening?

Bobby: You're not calling to borrow money are you?

 

[T Bell]

Just got off the phone with Dylan's Godfather. Now he has balls. He was half crocked and talking to his wife before me and just railing on her and her daughter for spending too much money. I could just hear her laughing in the background. She would never spout off while he is talking to me. Mrs. SLB never would either actually were the roles switched.

Of course he says they got into a fight Saturday night so instead of arguing in front of the kids they went for a ride. Back in my old hood there is a big natural gas field that is kept in impeccable shape and nobody monitors it. We used to go drinking there all the time as yutes. Anyhow, so he takes her there, maybe 3 miles from his house, they arrive, then they start "having sex like monkeys". Then he drove home while both of them were naked. What a #### he is.

At least my neighbor just texted and he's coming down for a cocktail. So I got that going for me.

You have a good life and good friends. I mean, you'll die in a couple of years because of stress and that toxic waste you used to frolic in, but it's been a run.

That's what I have to keep telling myself.

I called my cousin Bobby (you met him at the craps table) that has Rams tickets with us to get his pre-season ticket for Saturday's game today. Figure it will be a cheap night out for the wife and kids.

Me: Hey Bobby, what's happening?

Bobby: You're not calling to borrow money are you?

You should have just hung up on him and left it ambiguous.

 

[cosjobs]

slb- a decent cheap alternative to JD is Rebel Yell, Like JD its a sour mash. I think its about 18 a handle

 

[Abraham]

Why, hello cos. where you been?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got off the phone with Dylan's Godfather. Now he has balls. He was half crocked and talking to his wife before me and just railing on her and her daughter for spending too much money. I could just hear her laughing in the background. She would never spout off while he is talking to me. Mrs. SLB never would either actually were the roles switched.

Of course he says they got into a fight Saturday night so instead of arguing in front of the kids they went for a ride. Back in my old hood there is a big natural gas field that is kept in impeccable shape and nobody monitors it. We used to go drinking there all the time as yutes. Anyhow, so he takes her there, maybe 3 miles from his house, they arrive, then they start "having sex like monkeys". Then he drove home while both of them were naked. What a #### he is.

At least my neighbor just texted and he's coming down for a cocktail. So I got that going for me.

You have a good life and good friends. I mean, you'll die in a couple of years because of stress and that toxic waste you used to frolic in, but it's been a run.

That's what I have to keep telling myself.

I called my cousin Bobby (you met him at the craps table) that has Rams tickets with us to get his pre-season ticket for Saturday's game today. Figure it will be a cheap night out for the wife and kids.

Me: Hey Bobby, what's happening?

Bobby: You're not calling to borrow money are you?

You should have just hung up on him and left it ambiguous.

Meh, standard operating procedure in my family. You know that. Plus we always burn the pre-season games and at $57 a piece, that isn't cheap, and we have the cheap tickets.

 

[T Bell]

slb- a decent cheap alternative to JD is Rebel Yell, Like JD its a sour mash. I think its about 18 a handle

That stuff is actually pretty good. Wild Turkey ain't bad either.

 

[Abraham]

Just got off the phone with Dylan's Godfather. Now he has balls. He was half crocked and talking to his wife before me and just railing on her and her daughter for spending too much money. I could just hear her laughing in the background. She would never spout off while he is talking to me. Mrs. SLB never would either actually were the roles switched.

Of course he says they got into a fight Saturday night so instead of arguing in front of the kids they went for a ride. Back in my old hood there is a big natural gas field that is kept in impeccable shape and nobody monitors it. We used to go drinking there all the time as yutes. Anyhow, so he takes her there, maybe 3 miles from his house, they arrive, then they start "having sex like monkeys". Then he drove home while both of them were naked. What a #### he is.

At least my neighbor just texted and he's coming down for a cocktail. So I got that going for me.

You have a good life and good friends. I mean, you'll die in a couple of years because of stress and that toxic waste you used to frolic in, but it's been a run.

That's what I have to keep telling myself.

I called my cousin Bobby (you met him at the craps table) that has Rams tickets with us to get his pre-season ticket for Saturday's game today. Figure it will be a cheap night out for the wife and kids.

Me: Hey Bobby, what's happening?

Bobby: You're not calling to borrow money are you?

You should have just hung up on him and left it ambiguous.

Meh, standard operating procedure in my family. You know that. Plus we always burn the pre-season games and at $57 a piece, that isn't cheap, and we have the cheap tickets.

And for the rams, no less.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, if your IT guy sucks and you want to cut costs.,,.

Head IT guy is an owner, no pushing him out. Kid under him is great. We just made him a manager at my suggestion. Plus his my uncle that works there, is his Godfather. His Dad was a big client for a long time.

I think another guy is starting Monday.

slb- a decent cheap alternative to JD is Rebel Yell, Like JD its a sour mash. I think its about 18 a handle

Noted

 

[Hawks64]

Chicago JIMTANNERS...taking the wife and kids to see Blue Man on Sunday. Any recommendations on places to eat? Checking out Urbanspoon and have found some possibilities, any of them good or any place I should take them to?

Vines

Dimos

Mia Francesca

El Neuvo Mexicano

Wilde

Also, Rud got to Pequods last Sat...holy hell that is some good pizza! I understand your love for the place!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

slb- a decent cheap alternative to JD is Rebel Yell, Like JD its a sour mash. I think its about 18 a handle

That stuff is actually pretty good. Wild Turkey ain't bad either.

I almost grabbed the WT, it's fine mixing but I mix about 1 out of 7 times I drink whiskey.

Just got off the phone with Dylan's Godfather. Now he has balls. He was half crocked and talking to his wife before me and just railing on her and her daughter for spending too much money. I could just hear her laughing in the background. She would never spout off while he is talking to me. Mrs. SLB never would either actually were the roles switched.

Of course he says they got into a fight Saturday night so instead of arguing in front of the kids they went for a ride. Back in my old hood there is a big natural gas field that is kept in impeccable shape and nobody monitors it. We used to go drinking there all the time as yutes. Anyhow, so he takes her there, maybe 3 miles from his house, they arrive, then they start "having sex like monkeys". Then he drove home while both of them were naked. What a #### he is.

At least my neighbor just texted and he's coming down for a cocktail. So I got that going for me.

You have a good life and good friends. I mean, you'll die in a couple of years because of stress and that toxic waste you used to frolic in, but it's been a run.

That's what I have to keep telling myself.

I called my cousin Bobby (you met him at the craps table) that has Rams tickets with us to get his pre-season ticket for Saturday's game today. Figure it will be a cheap night out for the wife and kids.

Me: Hey Bobby, what's happening?

Bobby: You're not calling to borrow money are you?

You should have just hung up on him and left it ambiguous.

Meh, standard operating procedure in my family. You know that. Plus we always burn the pre-season games and at $57 a piece, that isn't cheap, and we have the cheap tickets.

And for the rams, no less.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

See you cats later.

 

[cosjobs]

Why, hello cos. where you been?

Ugh. Working way too hard and often.

At the Ancestral Wellness Symposium in Atlanta this week, trying to drum up some business.

ITs like the academic branch of the Paleo crowd.

Wtf happened to Atlanta? Its about 70 degrees outside with a brezze and hasn't topped 85 since I got here yesterday. Last summer I was here it gave Texas a run for its heat.

 

[Abraham]

Not to be the bearer of bad tidings, cos, but I think you selected a kicker with one leg last round.

 

[cosjobs]

Not to be the bearer of bad tidings, cos, but I think you selected a kicker with one leg last round.

There were plenty of folks in here happy to bear those tidings

 

[Abraham]

Only 14 rounds to go.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Not to be the bearer of bad tidings, cos, but I think you selected a kicker with one leg last round.

There were plenty of folks in here happy to bear those tidings

lol

 

[Tiger Fan]

Spotify is the ####

 

[Guster]

Why, hello cos. where you been?

I think he's been traveling all day

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

PowerAIDS select SOD - Zac Ertz, TE PHI

First player I didn't know award.

 

[Guster]

Things have gotten busy at work recently... I addition to daily meditation and journaling, we are currently in the planning stages for 4 sessions, one of which will last 6 months. I also spent almost the entire day yesterday setting up a video studio on the 5th floor of our building. Now I need to figure out how to use Final Cut so I can edit the videos I'll be shooting

 

[Guster]

PowerAIDS select SOD - Zac Ertz, TE PHI

First player I didn't know award.

No shtick, there were guys taken in the first 10 rounds that I thought were made up

 

[T Bell]

Things have gotten busy at work recently... I addition to daily meditation and journaling, we are currently in the planning stages for 4 sessions, one of which will last 6 months. I also spent almost the entire day yesterday setting up a video studio on the 5th floor of our building. Now I need to figure out how to use Final Cut so I can edit the videos I'll be shooting

Look outside your window.

Is your company's address 5930 Franklin Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90028?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Old Crow.....now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooooonnnng time.

You could probably mix it with Pappy Van Winkle to make it more palpable.

I should have bought a bottle just to see the quality. That's a lot of drunk for eleven bucks.

GrandTre drank the Old Crow. And he could sleep on log piles outside when it was below freezing.

 

[kevzilla]

Things have gotten busy at work recently... I addition to daily meditation and journaling, we are currently in the planning stages for 4 sessions, one of which will last 6 months. I also spent almost the entire day yesterday setting up a video studio on the 5th floor of our building. Now I need to figure out how to use Final Cut so I can edit the videos I'll be shooting

You have to do a shot video from work, with wipes and fades and stuff.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The real joke is that they are able to charge 3x as much for Jack, which is not really any better than Old Crow. Marketing!

Old Crow doesn't have biker commercials and isn't really sweet. There's the difference.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Old Crow.....now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooooonnnng time.

You could probably mix it with Pappy Van Winkle to make it more palpable.

I should have bought a bottle just to see the quality. That's a lot of drunk for eleven bucks.

GrandTre drank the Old Crow. And he could sleep on log piles outside when it was below freezing.

My pap was emptying his liquor cabinet last weekend. He gave me a bottle of cutty sark and old grand dad that both look pretty old. Plus some earl grey liquor and a bottle of Jim beam in some duck stamp bottle. All are kind of old.

There's also a bottle of Tia Maria that is apparently from the 60s. A little googling has the bottle selling for $150.

Are any of these good, worth drinking, or worth money?

 

[Guster]

Old Crow.....now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooooonnnng time.

You could probably mix it with Pappy Van Winkle to make it more palpable.

I should have bought a bottle just to see the quality. That's a lot of drunk for eleven bucks.

GrandTre drank the Old Crow. And he could sleep on log piles outside when it was below freezing.

My pap was emptying his liquor cabinet last weekend. He gave me a bottle of cutty sark and old grand dad that both look pretty old. Plus some earl grey liquor and a bottle of Jim beam in some duck stamp bottle. All are kind of old.

There's also a bottle of Tia Maria that is apparently from the 60s. A little googling has the bottle selling for $150.

Are any of these good, worth drinking, or worth money?

yes

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

agree with Gustro.

 

[Abraham]

My last bachelor party ever is tomorrow. My last good buddy from college. House and boat rented in the lake. Trying to find a good story for my wife since we are broke and I'd basically be telling her and the kid to sit here watching tv while I go get drunk for 48 hours with my college buddies.

Slap it high.

 

[kevzilla]

My last bachelor party ever is tomorrow. My last good buddy from college. House and boat rented in the lake. Trying to find a good story for my wife since we are broke and I'd basically be telling her and the kid to sit here watching tv while I go get drunk for 48 hours with my college buddies.

Slap it high.

My link

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Chicago JIMTANNERS...taking the wife and kids to see Blue Man on Sunday. Any recommendations on places to eat? Checking out Urbanspoon and have found some possibilities, any of them good or any place I should take them to?

Vines

Dimos

Mia Francesca

El Neuvo Mexicano

Wilde

Also, Rud got to Pequods last Sat...holy hell that is some good pizza! I understand your love for the place!!

none of those names sound familiar to me, except for Mia Francesca which is a chain.

I don't really know much in that area.

can usually find something at the LTH forums:

http://www.lthforum.com/bb/viewforum.php?f=28

Pequod's is the best.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My last bachelor party ever is tomorrow. My last good buddy from college. House and boat rented in the lake. Trying to find a good story for my wife since we are broke and I'd basically be telling her and the kid to sit here watching tv while I go get drunk for 48 hours with my college buddies.

Slap it high.

does she even know about it?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Costco opening up a few miles from my house.

Rudnicki > what should my first purchase be?

 

[proninja]

I don't mean to be a wet blanket, but given how things have been going over the last few months, a surprise trip to go get wasted with your buddies is an awful idea.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Costco opening up a few miles from my house.

Rudnicki > what should my first purchase be?

Booze or food or other?

 

[Abraham]

My last bachelor party ever is tomorrow. My last good buddy from college. House and boat rented in the lake. Trying to find a good story for my wife since we are broke and I'd basically be telling her and the kid to sit here watching tv while I go get drunk for 48 hours with my college buddies.

Slap it high.

does she even know about it?

Yes.