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This weekend officially starts "non-stop" mode until the end of the year. :banned:
:thumbup:

What starts this weekend? I've been going pretty hard through the summer and thinking about taking a couple weeks off before the Longhorns start on the 31st but I'm willing to power through punishing my liver if there's a good reason out there.

 
This weekend officially starts "non-stop" mode until the end of the year. :banned:
:thumbup:

What starts this weekend? I've been going pretty hard through the summer and thinking about taking a couple weeks off before the Longhorns start on the 31st but I'm willing to power through punishing my liver if there's a good reason out there.
I've basically taken everything off from mid June til now sans a few mild night out here and there. Getting #### done around the house...work has been insane, etc.

At a high level....going to bring the boys to their first Saints game tomorrow (preseason, meh...don't care if we stay 5 minutes or the whole game...but they're excited to "be inside the Superdome" and "see #9")...party for some friends on Saturday....4 FF drafts over the next 3 weeks. College FB starting in 2 weeks. Quarterly poker night/BBQ fest/drunk fest, Saints season tickets....blowing it our for at least 2 LSU home games....vegas weekend of 9/13...parties for all LSU games we don't personally attend..."old school 90s night" with limo next weekend...drunk saturday nights in my chair in the FFA gambling thread...having 4 of us chasing the Hawaii over just for the #### of it

GB outkicking my coverage and having a wife who still loves to have fun and socialize and lets me take a few guys trips each year :banned:

 
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This weekend officially starts "non-stop" mode until the end of the year. :banned:
:thumbup: What starts this weekend? I've been going pretty hard through the summer and thinking about taking a couple weeks off before the Longhorns start on the 31st but I'm willing to power through punishing my liver if there's a good reason out there.
I've basically taken everything off from mid June til now sans a few mild night out here and there. Getting #### done around the house...work has been insane, etc.

At a high level....going to bring the boys to their first Saints game tomorrow (preseason, meh...don't care if we stay 5 minutes or the whole game...but they're excited to "be inside the Superdome" and "see #9")...party for some friends on Saturday....4 FF drafts over the next 3 weeks. College FB starting in 2 weeks. Quarterly poker night/BBQ fest/drunk fest, Saints season tickets....blowing it our for at least 2 LSU home games....vegas weekend of 9/13...parties for all LSU games we don't personally attend..."old school 90s night" with limo next weekend...drunk saturday nights in my chair in the FFA gambling thread...having 4 of us chasing the Hawaii over just for the #### of it

GB outkicking my coverage and having a wife who still loves to have fun and socialize and lets me take a few guys trips each year :banned:
That's ####### awesome.

 
Why, hello cos. where you been?
Ugh. Working way too hard and often.

At the Ancestral Wellness Symposium in Atlanta this week, trying to drum up some business.

ITs like the academic branch of the Paleo crowd.

Wtf happened to Atlanta? Its about 70 degrees outside with a brezze and hasn't topped 85 since I got here yesterday. Last summer I was here it gave Texas a run for its heat.
It's been a relatively cool summer this year. Don't think we've broken 100 yet, and only been high 90's a few times. But this...this just sucks.

Also, I'm going to have to punk out on Saturday cocktails. Wife is working late, so I have kid duty.

 
This weekend officially starts "non-stop" mode until the end of the year. :banned:
:thumbup: What starts this weekend? I've been going pretty hard through the summer and thinking about taking a couple weeks off before the Longhorns start on the 31st but I'm willing to power through punishing my liver if there's a good reason out there.
I've basically taken everything off from mid June til now sans a few mild night out here and there. Getting #### done around the house...work has been insane, etc.

At a high level....going to bring the boys to their first Saints game tomorrow (preseason, meh...don't care if we stay 5 minutes or the whole game...but they're excited to "be inside the Superdome" and "see #9")...party for some friends on Saturday....4 FF drafts over the next 3 weeks. College FB starting in 2 weeks. Quarterly poker night/BBQ fest/drunk fest, Saints season tickets....blowing it our for at least 2 LSU home games....vegas weekend of 9/13...parties for all LSU games we don't personally attend..."old school 90s night" with limo next weekend...drunk saturday nights in my chair in the FFA gambling thread...having 4 of us chasing the Hawaii over just for the #### of it

GB outkicking my coverage and having a wife who still loves to have fun and socialize and lets me take a few guys trips each year :banned:
That's ####### awesome.
:bowtie: I guess I love having a lot of #### to look forward to on the weekends...makes the work days go by quicker

 
Why, hello cos. where you been?
Ugh. Working way too hard and often.

At the Ancestral Wellness Symposium in Atlanta this week, trying to drum up some business.

ITs like the academic branch of the Paleo crowd.

Wtf happened to Atlanta? Its about 70 degrees outside with a brezze and hasn't topped 85 since I got here yesterday. Last summer I was here it gave Texas a run for its heat.
It's been a relatively cool summer this year. Don't think we've broken 100 yet, and only been high 90's a few times. But this...this just sucks.

Also, I'm going to have to punk out on Saturday cocktails. Wife is working late, so I have kid duty.
F U

 
Why, hello cos. where you been?
Ugh. Working way too hard and often.

At the Ancestral Wellness Symposium in Atlanta this week, trying to drum up some business.

ITs like the academic branch of the Paleo crowd.

Wtf happened to Atlanta? Its about 70 degrees outside with a brezze and hasn't topped 85 since I got here yesterday. Last summer I was here it gave Texas a run for its heat.
It's been a relatively cool summer this year. Don't think we've broken 100 yet, and only been high 90's a few times. But this...this just sucks.

Also, I'm going to have to punk out on Saturday cocktails. Wife is working late, so I have kid duty.
F U
I almost[[/] had to put on pants to take my kid to the bus stop this morning. That would have been unacceptable. Nothing below the knee until at least late October.

 
22.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Jaguars DEF/ST
22.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lawrence Tynes - K - TB
22.03 Sweatier Vests - Santonio Holmes - WR - NYJ
22.04 Let it Sweat - Robbie Gould - K - CHI
22.05 Reese's Power - Luke Stocker - TE - TB
22.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Caleb Stergis - K - MIA
22.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Marquis Goodwin - WR - BUF
22.08 PowerAids - Zac Ertz - TE - PHI
22.09 Stinky Fingers - Zach Sudfield - TE - NEP
22.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Chase Daniels - QB - NO
22.11 Es Pipi - Markus Wheaton - WR - PIT
22.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Giorgio Tavecchio - K - GB
22.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - OTC
22.14 Oildale Meat Raffle
 
This weekend officially starts "non-stop" mode until the end of the year. :banned:
:thumbup: What starts this weekend? I've been going pretty hard through the summer and thinking about taking a couple weeks off before the Longhorns start on the 31st but I'm willing to power through punishing my liver if there's a good reason out there.
I've basically taken everything off from mid June til now sans a few mild night out here and there. Getting #### done around the house...work has been insane, etc.

At a high level....going to bring the boys to their first Saints game tomorrow (preseason, meh...don't care if we stay 5 minutes or the whole game...but they're excited to "be inside the Superdome" and "see #9")...party for some friends on Saturday....4 FF drafts over the next 3 weeks. College FB starting in 2 weeks. Quarterly poker night/BBQ fest/drunk fest, Saints season tickets....blowing it our for at least 2 LSU home games....vegas weekend of 9/13...parties for all LSU games we don't personally attend..."old school 90s night" with limo next weekend...drunk saturday nights in my chair in the FFA gambling thread...having 4 of us chasing the Hawaii over just for the #### of it

GB outkicking my coverage and having a wife who still loves to have fun and socialize and lets me take a few guys trips each year :banned:
The love for you, I totally get.

 
So the Armour All commercial, the one where the Viking gets pissed at the guy and tows his car away because 'You Don't Deserve This Car!'

I think they PC'd this thing.

Last couple of times I've seen it the hot redhead in the little nightgown that runs off with the Viking is MIA.

 
So the Armour All commercial, the one where the Viking gets pissed at the guy and tows his car away because 'You Don't Deserve This Car!'

I think they PC'd this thing.

Last couple of times I've seen it the hot redhead in the little nightgown that runs off with the Viking is MIA.
This is upsetting me more than it should.

 
So the Armour All commercial, the one where the Viking gets pissed at the guy and tows his car away because 'You Don't Deserve This Car!'

I think they PC'd this thing.

Last couple of times I've seen it the hot redhead in the little nightgown that runs off with the Viking is MIA.
This is upsetting me more than it should.
What upsets me is no pic of the hot redhead.
:goodposting:
related
 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
:lmao:

I wrote several drafts and ultimately decided that I didn't need to comment on that post.
Should we talk about your boobs for a while?
I've noticed we've been blocked from seeing pictures of pink pants. :hot:
Untrue. She lives in Tampa and I only see her once a year, if that, so there likely won't be any pictures soon. Unless you were looking for me to lift pictures from her FB and post them here. :oldunsure:

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
:lmao:

I wrote several drafts and ultimately decided that I didn't need to comment on that post.
Should we talk about your boobs for a while?
I've noticed we've been blocked from seeing pictures of pink pants. :hot:
Untrue. She lives in Tampa and I only see her once a year, if that, so there likely won't be any pictures soon. Unless you were looking for me to lift pictures from her FB and post them here. :oldunsure:
Well...if you're offering... ;)

 
WR Andre Roberts, ARI

WR Doug Baldwin, SEA

Doug Baldwin has a video series on YouTube called "Fresh Files". In it, he answers questions from fans and talks about recent events in his life.
Both of these guys went in rounds 8/9 of the TimDraft. Not sure if that means we are dumasses for not taking them sooner, or they are dumbasses for reaching for them.
WRs in TimLeeg are like QBs and DEFs in ForrestLeeg: gold, Jerry! Gold!
 
Remembering why I don't like drinking on work nights.

Plus, have I mentioned how awesome the weather has been the last month? I think the high is supposed to be 75 today.

 
Remembering why I don't like drinking on work nights.

Plus, have I mentioned how awesome the weather has been the last month? I think the high is supposed to be 75 today.
Yeah, I think we had our a/c on for 5 days so far all summer. Sleeping with the windows open all summer is awesome.

 
Remembering why I don't like drinking on work nights.

Plus, have I mentioned how awesome the weather has been the last month? I think the high is supposed to be 75 today.
Yeah, I think we had our a/c on for 5 days so far all summer. Sleeping with the windows open all summer is awesome.
Yep :hifive: I think it got down to 58 Thursday morning. This is like October/November weather.

 
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