GM's thread about nothing (62 Viewers)

[Tecumseh]

Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT

What, is he hurt? I know the 2 backs in front of him are...

 

[flysack]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.

—Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

 

[St. Louis Bob]

RoiderNation brought the funny in the "No Country..." thread.

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.

—Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

Nailed it

 

[UniAlias]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnt have you by the throat.

Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

 

[Disco Stu]

Didn't realize until this morning that I have a hickie on my neck. Also my right ear is pretty swollen from where she bit down on it. So violent.. I'm glad I could vent my shame in here.

Update? Anyone happen to notice?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT

What, is he hurt? I know the 2 backs in front of him are...

no. we drafted future superstar Le'Veon Bell and I probably would have grabbed Dwyer with my next pick as insurance.

 

[UniAlias]

Didn't realize until this morning that I have a hickie on my neck. Also my right ear is pretty swollen from where she bit down on it. So violent.. I'm glad I could vent my shame in here.

Update? Anyone happen to notice?

My little sister noticed and made fun of me at a nice family dinner last night. I tried to play it off and claim I cut myself shaving, but it's kind of hard to use that lie when it's clear my neck hasn't seen a razor in months.

First day back to work. I've spent most of the morning day dreaming about moving to Portland. Hopefully GM has a spot for my tent in his backyard.

 

[General Malaise]

watching Clear History. Good. Kate Hudson grew boobs. My god is she special. Haven't seen a movie with her in it in years. Forgot how much I her.

Never understood the love for her.

Plus, she's insane. And not in the fun, hot, crazy, might slit your throat after riding your #### bloody kinda way.

Though she's probably ALSO insane in that way. So maybe it balances out.

I think she's cute.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnt have you by the throat.

Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

Also this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

New chick got her first order today. It was a nice one too. Made money AND she hit her sales quota for the month. This makes me happy.

Chicks 1

Dudes 0

 

[General Malaise]

Let's kill this thing so we can move on with our lives. I can't read any more of Shuke's whining.

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I'M TURNING ON A 1 HOUR TIMER AFTER COSJOBS PICKS. I'M TEXTING COSJOBS NOW

IF YOU GET SKIPPED, PICK YOU WHEN YOU CAN.

GO

23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA
23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT
23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - OTC
23.04 Es Pipi
23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids
23.06 Stinky Fingers
23.07 PowerAids
23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms
23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders
23.10 Reese's Power
23.11 Let it Sweat
23.12 Sweatier Vests
23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos
23.14 Amazon Primelvrs

 

[Abraham]

Whoa.

 

[kevzilla]

Doesn't matter, after Dwyer went I got nothing. Draft Anthony Weiner if you want.

 

[UOFI_316]

Let's kill this thing so we can move on with our lives. I can't read any more of Shuke's whining.

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I'M TURNING ON A 1 HOUR TIMER AFTER COSJOBS PICKS. I'M TEXTING COSJOBS NOW

IF YOU GET SKIPPED, PICK YOU WHEN YOU CAN.

GO

23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA
23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT
23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - OTC
23.04 Es Pipi
23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids
23.06 Stinky Fingers
23.07 PowerAids
23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms
23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders
23.10 Reese's Power
23.11 Let it Sweat
23.12 Sweatier Vests
23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos
23.14 Amazon Primelvrs

 

[General Malaise]

Doesn't matter, after Dwyer went I got nothing. Draft Anthony Weiner if you want.

I'll finish us up, GB. Thanks for pitching in and helping out. I've been swamped at work, home, coaching. Big help.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnt have you by the throat.

Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

Also this.

This got me looking at the suggested videos and came to discover that this kid's a brit?

Never would have guessed.

 

[General Malaise]

I'll PM Proninja to see if we can get this moving.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Ready to pick.

 

[General Malaise]

neat

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[Guster]

Let's kill this thing so we can move on with our lives. I can't read any more of Shuke's whining.

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I'M TURNING ON A 1 HOUR TIMER AFTER COSJOBS PICKS. I'M TEXTING COSJOBS NOW

IF YOU GET SKIPPED, PICK YOU WHEN YOU CAN.

GO

23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA
23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT
23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - OTC
23.04 Es Pipi
23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids
23.06 Stinky Fingers
23.07 PowerAids
23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms
23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders
23.10 Reese's Power
23.11 Let it Sweat
23.12 Sweatier Vests
23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos
23.14 Amazon Primelvrs

love that this is like the 3rd time the rules have changed during the draft

 

[flysack]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnt have you by the throat.

Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

Also this.

This got me looking at the suggested videos and came to discover that this kid's a brit?

Never would have guessed.

This is shtick, right?

 

[General Malaise]

Look, I feel like the inventor of New Coke...I tried to bring this to the world for everybody to enjoy, it's been an abortion. Let's finish it up so I can ride off in shame with a small severance package and a chance to take my game to the Shark Pool. TIA.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnt have you by the throat.

Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

Also this.

This got me looking at the suggested videos and came to discover that this kid's a brit?

Never would have guessed.

This is shtick, right?

What else do you call british people?

 

[Limp Ditka]

####### canucks.

 

[flysack]

The family is away on vacation for 8 days. 8 days of the house to myself, to time all to myself.

I feel like I'm about to die, this great big gaping unknown country before me that looks terrifying in its infinite expanse.*

What to do? Read, write, paint, gym, video games. Maybe I'll test out my new chainsaw I never used but once and kill something (probably my leg). I dunno. They've been gone all of 3 hours and I'm already feeling weird.

I almost wish I still did drugs or something.

*Effe you, redman. Faulkner prose rules.

 

[flysack]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnt have you by the throat.

Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

Also this.

This got me looking at the suggested videos and came to discover that this kid's a brit?

Never would have guessed.

This is shtick, right?

What else do you call british people?

You couldn't tell he was British by the confined home, the streets with buildings that look like they were built 500 years ago, the father's aquiline nose and bad teeth, etc. The whole thing looked like an excerpt from Trainspotting, only with less smack.

 

[Abraham]

Huh? It's been fine.

 

[Drifter]

Had a work happy hour last night (and another one tonight). After most people left a few people from work that I recognized but didn't know sit down. One of them is this skinny girl that I had seen around. She's probably around a 6 - nothing spectacular. That is, until we started talking and she's got a wonderful french accent and is sharp as a tack. It's okay to be married and have a crush, right?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Reminded me of SLB -

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnt have you by the throat.

Charles Bukowski

10 Best Bukowski Quotes on Drinking

Also this.

This got me looking at the suggested videos and came to discover that this kid's a brit?

Never would have guessed.

This is shtick, right?

What else do you call british people?

You couldn't tell he was British by the confined home, the streets with buildings that look like they were built 500 years ago, the father's aquiline nose and bad teeth, etc. The whole thing looked like an excerpt from Trainspotting, only with less smack.

Didn't really watch the video when I clicked on it. Saw what it was, tabbed back to another page and listened. When song was done, started looking at suggested videos and heard him getting interviewed.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Speaking of promoting FBG things... Is that GM in the 'Does Your Team Suck?' banner that's popping up everywhere?

 

[flysack]

Sympathy for married men (again, thinking especially of SLB here, eta: and Frosty too) -

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE NAIL

 

[Limp Ditka]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Everything about johnnycakes has taken an odd turn

:e: pics that rule

 

[Disco Stu]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Speaking of promoting FBG things... Is that GM in the 'Does Your Team Suck?' banner that's popping up everywhere?

I thought that was Joe, which is reassuring.

 

[Ignoramus]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

You think?

Hello... Somebody's daughter...

My daughter's probably an 8/10. If she had better boobs, 9/10.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Everything about johnnycakes has taken an odd turn

:e: pics that rule

Is it shtick? I don't have kids of my own, but raised a step-daughter and I couldn't imagine talking about her or posting pics - not to mention rating her on a hotness scale.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Speaking of promoting FBG things... Is that GM in the 'Does Your Team Suck?' banner that's popping up everywhere?

I thought that was Joe, which is reassuring.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Everything about johnnycakes has taken an odd turn

:e: pics that rule

Is it shtick? I don't have kids of my own, but raised a step-daughter and I couldn't imagine talking about her or posting pics - not to mention rating her on a hotness scale.

Exactly. i wouldn't want others rating her, let alone myself. It's why I subscribed to the 'Son and Done' theory.

 

[Disco Stu]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Everything about johnnycakes has taken an odd turn

:e: pics that rule

Is it shtick? I don't have kids of my own, but raised a step-daughter and I couldn't imagine talking about her or posting pics - not to mention rating her on a hotness scale.

Not shtick imo. He's an odd duck, but in his defense the girl was already 16 or so when he bought her mom.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Everything about johnnycakes has taken an odd turn

:e: pics that rule

Is it shtick? I don't have kids of my own, but raised a step-daughter and I couldn't imagine talking about her or posting pics - not to mention rating her on a hotness scale.

Not shtick imo. He's an odd duck, but in his defense the girl was already 16 or so when he bought her mom.

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Everything about johnnycakes has taken an odd turn

:e: pics that rule

Is it shtick? I don't have kids of my own, but raised a step-daughter and I couldn't imagine talking about her or posting pics - not to mention rating her on a hotness scale.

Not shtick imo. He's an odd duck, but in his defense the girl was already 16 or so when he bought her mom.

What's up, Stu? I'm afraid to ask how the marriage is going after I put my size 11s in my mouth two seconds after Homer was relieved of his duties.

 

[Ignoramus]

Let's kill this thing so we can move on with our lives. I can't read any more of Shuke's whining.

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I'M TURNING ON A 1 HOUR TIMER AFTER COSJOBS PICKS. I'M TEXTING COSJOBS NOW

IF YOU GET SKIPPED, PICK YOU WHEN YOU CAN.

GO

23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA

23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT

23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - OTC

23.04 Es Pipi

23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids

23.06 Stinky Fingers

23.07 PowerAids

23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms

23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders

23.10 Reese's Power

23.11 Let it Sweat

23.12 Sweatier Vests

23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos

23.14 Amazon Primelvrs

Now we're rolling right along!

 

[Thorn]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Speaking of promoting FBG things... Is that GM in the 'Does Your Team Suck?' banner that's popping up everywhere?

I thought that was Joe, which is reassuring.

dead ringer for shuke, IMO

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Let's kill this thing so we can move on with our lives. I can't read any more of Shuke's whining.

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I'M TURNING ON A 1 HOUR TIMER AFTER COSJOBS PICKS. I'M TEXTING COSJOBS NOW

IF YOU GET SKIPPED, PICK YOU WHEN YOU CAN.

GO

23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA

23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT

23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - OTC

23.04 Es Pipi

23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids

23.06 Stinky Fingers

23.07 PowerAids

23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms

23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders

23.10 Reese's Power

23.11 Let it Sweat

23.12 Sweatier Vests

23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos

23.14 Amazon Primelvrs

Now we're rolling right along!

 

[T Bell]

I know we've got a lot of insomniacs in here, so I figure some of you will find this interesting.

 

[Disco Stu]

What's up, Stu? I'm afraid to ask how the marriage is going after I put my size 11s in my mouth two seconds after Homer was relieved of his duties.

Marriage has been ridiculously good so far... even for newlyweds. It's weird.

 

[Limp Ditka]

nice to see that UH continues to master the art of double quoting.

 

[Hawks64]

Chicago JIMTANNERS...taking the wife and kids to see Blue Man on Sunday. Any recommendations on places to eat? Checking out Urbanspoon and have found some possibilities, any of them good or any place I should take them to?

Vines

Dimos

Mia Francesca

El Neuvo Mexicano

Wilde

Also, Rud got to Pequods last Sat...holy hell that is some good pizza! I understand your love for the place!!

none of those names sound familiar to me, except for Mia Francesca which is a chain.I don't really know much in that area.

can usually find something at the LTH forums:

http://www.lthforum.com/bb/viewforum.php?f=28

Pequod's is the best.

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

nice to see that UH continues to master the art of double quoting.

You have no idea how nuts it drives me but, even worse, is it doesn't happen every time.

I give up trying to figure it out.

Just gonna chalk it up to one of those things like having a 6th toe on one foot

 

[T Bell]

nice to see that UH continues to master the art of double quoting.

You have no idea how nuts it drives me but, even worse, is it doesn't happen every time.

I give up trying to figure it out.

Maybe it's because your cauliflower ear is inadvertently hitting Reply too.

 

[drummer]

Tyler has some pics of Madonna's daughter Lourdes in a bikini. Feel like a total perv now.