GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Tyler has some pics of Madonna's daughter Lourdes in a bikini. Feel like a total perv now.

Minimal-Material Girl

 

[Gadzooks]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

 

[General Malaise]

8 user(s) are reading this topic

5 members, 1 guests, 2 anonymous users

• General Malaise, Witz, kevzilla, cosjobs, Thorn

There he is.

Draft. Then 1 hour clock. TIA.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

NEW new new new new rule: I'M going to draft players for any team letting their 1 hour clock expire.

 

[General Malaise]

8 user(s) are reading this topic

5 members, 1 guests, 2 anonymous users

• General Malaise, Witz, kevzilla, cosjobs, Thorn

There he is.

Draft. Then 1 hour clock. TIA.

Alright, moving on....

23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA
23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT
23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - SKIPPED PICK AT WILL
23.04 Es Pipi - OTC
23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids
23.06 Stinky Fingers
23.07 PowerAids
23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms
23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders
23.10 Reese's Power
23.11 Let it Sweat
23.12 Sweatier Vests
23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos
23.14 Amazon Primelvrs

 

[Guster]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Everything about johnnycakes has taken an odd turn

:e: pics that rule

Is it shtick? I don't have kids of my own, but raised a step-daughter and I couldn't imagine talking about her or posting pics - not to mention rating her on a hotness scale.

Not shtick imo. He's an odd duck, but in his defense the girl was already 16 or so when he bought her mom.

And he posted pics of her??

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Cos selects Richard Kent, SD.

 

[krista4]

I know we've got a lot of insomniacs in here, so I figure some of you will find this interesting.

Had never heard the "avoid light before sleep" one. Interesting. All the rest of that stuff doesn't work for me, other than avoiding alcohol, which I have not been willing to try.

 

[-fish-]

WR Andre Roberts, ARI

WR Doug Baldwin, SEA

Doug Baldwin has a video series on YouTube called "Fresh Files". In it, he answers questions from fans and talks about recent events in his life.

Both of these guys went in rounds 8/9 of the TimDraft. Not sure if that means we are dumasses for not taking them sooner, or they are dumbasses for reaching for them.

I've watched every game Baldwin has played in Seattle. He's a reach here, where he's being taken after injured kickers and guys who may not even exist.

 

[-fish-]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Is SLB on staff now? Are times THAT rough, GB?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

You're just jealous!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Es Pipi selects Bruce Grad"COW"ski QB Pittsburgh

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

Most guys don't know they have it because they don't get the growths or have any other issues and therefore no testing/diagnosis. Girls have to worry about cancer but the immune system can also defeat hpv I think.

 

[-fish-]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

Most guys don't know they have it because they don't get the growths or have any other issues and therefore no testing/diagnosis. Girls have to worry about cancer but the immune system can also defeat hpv I think.

yeah, I don't really care. I'm just making fun of zooks ****.

 

[Gadzooks]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

You're just jealous!

Also, between Knuckles and Destiny, you two must have more warts than Kermit the Frog.

 

[Gadzooks]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

Most guys don't know they have it because they don't get the growths or have any other issues and therefore no testing/diagnosis. Girls have to worry about cancer but the immune system can also defeat hpv I think.

yeah, I don't really care. I'm just making fun of zooks ****.

 

[-fish-]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

You're just jealous!

Also, between Knuckles and Destiny, you two must have more warts than Kermit the Frog.

I specialize in crazy, not diseased.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

You're just jealous!

Also, between Knuckles and Destiny, you two must have more warts than Kermit the Frog.

I specialize in crazy, not diseased.

I enjoy both. :connoisseur:

 

[Ignoramus]

Is SLB on staff now? Are times THAT rough, GB?

Pretty sure he's trolling everyone and just posting embarrassing pics of GM.

 

[-fish-]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

You're just jealous!

Also, between Knuckles and Destiny, you two must have more warts than Kermit the Frog.

I specialize in crazy, not diseased.

I enjoy both. :connoisseur:

mmm, bumpy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

You're just jealous!

Also, between Knuckles and Destiny, you two must have more warts than Kermit the Frog.

I specialize in crazy, not diseased.

I enjoy both. :connoisseur:

mmm, bumpy.

I just target the ones that are slyly scratching the cooch when they think no one's looking. :wrysmile:

 

[-fish-]

Half of all sexually active men will get HPV (actually true) (no really, that is actually true)

I'll take "Things people with HPV say to make themselves feel better about the growths on their junk" for $500.

You're just jealous!

Also, between Knuckles and Destiny, you two must have more warts than Kermit the Frog.

I specialize in crazy, not diseased.

I enjoy both. :connoisseur:

mmm, bumpy.

I just target the ones that are slyly scratching the cooch when they think no one's looking. :wrysmile:

I just ask mention the word "dad". If they cry or get really nervous, I'm all over it.

 

[UOFI_316]

Is SLB on staff now? Are times THAT rough, GB?

Pretty sure he's trolling everyone and just posting embarrassing pics of GM.

That is GM suckng off the car tire?

 

[-fish-]

Is SLB on staff now? Are times THAT rough, GB?

Pretty sure he's trolling everyone and just posting embarrassing pics of GM.

That is GM suckng off the car tire?

what the hell are you people talking about?

 

[-fish-]

I just found out that one of the partners here went to law school at Hamline. He was pretty confused about why I started laughing.

 

[krista4]

The product is funny enough, but the reviews are priceless.

 

[-fish-]

The product is funny enough, but the reviews are priceless.

Anything with a George Takei review is going to be good.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

The product is funny enough, but the reviews are priceless.

I've always wanted a pet narwhal but have neither the time, money nor pool-space to keep one as a pet, all I have is this lousy tabby cat. Then, through some sort of cosmic synchronicity, I happened upon this product and knew what had to be done.I found the strap, to hold the horn to the cats head, a little flimsy. Luckily I found an open minded veterinarian who was willing to attempt grafting the horn to the cat. The procedure was expensive, more than I expected to pay for a cat-narwhal conversion, but I don't blame amazon or the manufacturer for any of that seeing as I went behind the scope of this products intended purposes.

All-in-all my narcat... or catwhal, depending whether you're a glass half full or empty type of person, is having a blast with it's new appendage. However the cat still doesn't like water which takes away from her accurately portraying a narwhal. Still not blaming amazon or the product manufacturer for that.

 

[flysack]

Decided to spend some of my vacation time on this show people been talking about called Breaking Bad.

Just saw him blow up Tuco's joint. Good stuff.

 

[T Bell]

Decided to spend some of my vacation time on this show people been talking about called Breaking Bad.

Just saw him blow up Tuco's joint. Good stuff.

Just wait til it get crazy.

 

[Frostillicus]

WR Andre Roberts, ARI

WR Doug Baldwin, SEA

Doug Baldwin has a video series on YouTube called "Fresh Files". In it, he answers questions from fans and talks about recent events in his life.

Both of these guys went in rounds 8/9 of the TimDraft. Not sure if that means we are dumasses for not taking them sooner, or they are dumbasses for reaching for them.

I've watched every game Baldwin has played in Seattle. He's a reach here, where he's being taken after injured kickers and guys who may not even exist.

 

[UOFI_316]

So does this new clock ever stop? I think old man butt aids has timed out.

STINKY FINGERS OTC?

 

[Ignoramus]

So does this new clock ever stop? I think old man butt aids has timed out.

STINKY FINGERS OTC?

In the six hours since we started the clock we've made zero picks. Good job fellas. Suck it, Shuke.

 

[Finless]

Are the Pats for real? And I need a link to :e: Haven't posted there since my roommate and her friend did Shields and Price back in 09-ish. Swear on my mom that happened. She tells me (the walking definition of dumb blonde, good girl though): ZOMG, someone must have been following us all night and saw what was going on and posted about it on some blog!! can you believe that!? Had to contact truck and do some damage control. like when I posted the picks of the chick I was doings new breasts and someone asks: does she have little ____ ____ tattoos on her ____? I never responded, had my ID and the thread immediately deleted. Was so spooked I left town for a week. Small world.

 

[Abraham]

Decided to spend some of my vacation time on this show people been talking about called Breaking Bad.

Just saw him blow up Tuco's joint. Good stuff.

Just wait til it get crazy.

This. You haven't even scratched the surface.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Are the Pats for real? And I need a link to :e: Haven't posted there since my roommate and her friend did Shields and Price back in 09-ish. Swear on my mom that happened. She tells me (the walking definition of dumb blonde, good girl though): ZOMG, someone must have been following us all night and saw what was going on and posted about it on some blog!! can you believe that!? Had to contact truck and do some damage control. like when I posted the picks of the chick I was doings new breasts and someone asks: does she have little ____ ____ tattoos on her ____? I never responded, had my ID and the thread immediately deleted. Was so spooked I left town for a week. Small world.

Establishedboard.com/forum

 

[kevzilla]

By my calculations, Drugstore Cowboys, The Metroplex Hipsters, and Stinky Fingers have all had an hour to draft. As of this minute, the Waffle Condos are up. Don't dare me, I guarantee I will draft somebody in the next hour.

 

[UOFI_316]

Jr high cheerleaders are awaiting our turn at this crap pile.

 

[kevzilla]

Jr high cheerleaders are awaiting our turn at this crap pile.

And you will get one, soon. The thing is, if too many places get skipped, this will be a nightmare to keep straight. I don't think our porcelain prince fully appreciated that.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

at Porcelain Prince.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

By my calculations, Drugstore Cowboys, The Metroplex Hipsters, and Stinky Fingers have all had an hour to draft. As of this minute, the Waffle Condos are up. Don't dare me, I guarantee I will draft somebody in the next hour.

So basically its a free for all anarchy draft now. Just call out a name and its yours.

 

[shuke]

Dodds' thread about the chick promoting the FBG app took an odd turn.

Speaking of promoting FBG things... Is that GM in the 'Does Your Team Suck?' banner that's popping up everywhere?

I thought that was Joe, which is reassuring.

dead ringer for shuke, IMO

Looks nothing like me.

 

[kevzilla]

It's GMTAN. You were expecting something else, perhaps?

Well, GM's own team can't miss its own deadline. We select Donald Brown, RB, Colts.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Rachel Weisz is friggin hot.

 

[shuke]

I don't even know what's going on

Nice nick knacks BTW. You collecting Smurf figurines or something?

What's a "nick knack"?

 

[kevzilla]

Drugstore Cowboys, Elderly Anoos Aids, Stinky Fingers, PowerAids, and as of now, Jr. High Cheerleaders are OTC.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't even know what's going on

Nice nick knacks BTW. You collecting Smurf figurines or something?

What's a "nick knack"?

 

[mr. furley]

Trying to keep up with thread lately is making me depressed. I'm a slow reader, and just can't do it. I feel like I've lost touch.

#### this ####ing draft.

potmft

 

[mr. furley]

to the 11 guys following this topic.. what's it like to wake up to 339 new emails everyday? or do you only get one a day with a summary?